Teenage boys high on Red Bull and pizza rolls who think nothing of lighting their own farts.
I think she missed using the word "vagina" on page 197. I was hoping for a vagina on every page and I'm not sure "lady bits" qualifies.
It took several chapters before I realized she was reading two characters' perspectives. Also it's WORD vomit, not word VOMIT. Also vagina.
It may have cured my chocolate craving for some time to come. What it lacked in plot, it made up for in "vagina".
You may think I'm exaggerating. Listen to the the sample all the way through. I counted five "vaginas" and a "pornbush" in the first three minutes. And there you have it.
I'm sorry to say this was quite possibly one of the worst audio books I've listened to yet. It had the emotional arc of a pancake with characters I wanted to dope-slap at every turn of the predictable plot. The narrator tried desperately to compensate, but succeeded only in making everyone sound even more cartoonish. To add insult to injury, the sex scenes weren't written well enough to qualify it as a good bodice-ripper. Save your credits - read Diana Gabaldon if you're craving good historical fiction with romance and Megan Hart if you want hot romance with interesting characters.
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