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Sarah

Drexel Hill, PA, United States | Member Since 2006

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  • Seduction and Snacks

    • UNABRIDGED (10 hrs)
    • By Tara Sivec
    • Narrated By Romy Nordlinger
    • Whispersync for Voice-ready
    Overall
    (395)
    Performance
    (366)
    Story
    (363)

    Claire is a 20-something, single mom who grudgingly helps her best friend sell sex toys while she attempts to make enough money to start her own business to give her foul-mouthed, but extremely loveable (when he's asleep) toddler a better life. When Carter, the one-night-stand from her past that changed her life forever, shows up in her hometown bar without any recollection of her besides her unique chocolate scent, Claire will make it a point that he remembers her this time. With Carter's undisguised shock at suddenly finding out he has a four-year-old son and Claire's panic that her stretch marks and slim-to-none bedroom experience will send the man of her dreams heading for the hills, the pair will do whatever they can to get their happily ever after.

    Angela says: "Very Good"
    "In case you missed it: "Vagina""
    Overall
    Performance
    Story
    This book wasn’t for you, but who do you think might enjoy it more?

    Teenage boys high on Red Bull and pizza rolls who think nothing of lighting their own farts.


    What was most disappointing about Tara Sivec’s story?

    I think she missed using the word "vagina" on page 197. I was hoping for a vagina on every page and I'm not sure "lady bits" qualifies.


    How did the narrator detract from the book?

    It took several chapters before I realized she was reading two characters' perspectives. Also it's WORD vomit, not word VOMIT. Also vagina.


    You didn’t love this book... but did it have any redeeming qualities?

    It may have cured my chocolate craving for some time to come. What it lacked in plot, it made up for in "vagina".


    Any additional comments?

    You may think I'm exaggerating. Listen to the the sample all the way through. I counted five "vaginas" and a "pornbush" in the first three minutes. And there you have it.

    0 of 7 people found this review helpful
  • Beyond the Highland Mist: Highlander, Book 1

    • UNABRIDGED (10 hrs and 7 mins)
    • By Karen Marie Moning
    • Narrated By Phil Gigante
    • Whispersync for Voice-ready
    Overall
    (2299)
    Performance
    (1457)
    Story
    (1463)

    He was known throughout the kingdom as Hawk, legendary predator of the battlefield and the boudoir. No woman could refuse his touch, but no woman ever stirred his heart - until a vengeful fairy tumbled Adrienne de Simone out of modern-day Seattle and into medieval Scotland.

    Benoibe says: "I'm so in love and I'm SO moving to Scotland!"
    "I'd Rather Eat Haggis"
    Overall

    I'm sorry to say this was quite possibly one of the worst audio books I've listened to yet. It had the emotional arc of a pancake with characters I wanted to dope-slap at every turn of the predictable plot. The narrator tried desperately to compensate, but succeeded only in making everyone sound even more cartoonish. To add insult to injury, the sex scenes weren't written well enough to qualify it as a good bodice-ripper. Save your credits - read Diana Gabaldon if you're craving good historical fiction with romance and Megan Hart if you want hot romance with interesting characters.

    6 of 9 people found this review helpful

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