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Sand're telling me I can pay people to read books to me whilst I do other things?

Tampa, FL, United States | Member Since 2014


  • Seating Arrangements

    • UNABRIDGED (12 hrs and 9 mins)
    • By Maggie Shipstead
    • Narrated By Arthur Morey
    • Whispersync for Voice-ready

    Winn Van Meter is heading for his family's retreat on the pristine New England island of Waskeke. Normally a haven of calm, for the next three days this sanctuary will be overrun by tipsy revelers as Winn prepares for the marriage of his daughter Daphne to the affable young scion Greyson Duff. Winn's wife, Biddy, has planned the wedding with military precision, but arrangements are sideswept by a storm of salacious misbehavior and intractable lust: Daphne's sister, Livia, who has recently had her heart broken by Teddy Fenn.

    Annie M. says: "A Great Authorial Debut"
    "Nice wasp lit if you like this sort of thing"

    Arguably the most interesting thing about this book is how polarized the listener reviews are...people either liked/loved the book, or were truly bored and annoyed with everything about it.
    So if you're considering whether or not to download this, you need to figure out into which camp you fall.
    To help you, I've constructed the following handy quiz:

    John Cheever was:
    a: genius
    b: a pretentious asshole
    c: who?

    Wasps are:
    a: tragically anachronistic self-identified delusional isolationists
    b: pretentious assholes
    c: scary poisonous insects

    I plan to listen to this book:
    a: on the beach half-drunk
    b: commuting on a shitty subway train while my pretentious asshole boss is at the beach probably half-drunk
    c: what do you mean by plan?

    In a book about a family with issues, an exploding dead whale is:
    a: a finely-crafted literary representation of building family resentments
    b a ridiculously obvious metaphor for a bunch of pretentious assholes
    c: super gross

    When if comes to Audible narrators, I prefer
    a: whomever fits the tone of the book best
    b: whomever feels like a comfortable old shoe and isn't a pretentious asshole
    c: someone who doesn't sound like my rabbi

    I identify with characters who:
    a: are revealed slowly and have interesting backstories
    b: get my interest and sympathy right away and don't bore me to sleep
    c: exhibit poor judgement

    ANSWER KEY: If you had mostly a's or c's, you will probably like this book, but if you had any b answers, this probably isn't your cup of tea.

    A note on the narration: I think Arthur Morey--much as I love him--was seriously miscast here. His narration isn't waspy enough to be the voice of Winn (sorry but there's just too much New York Borough/LES in his diction) and his substandard raspy-lispy-falsetto female voices don't contribute much to a novel in which most of the characters are, in fact, female.
    I'm not in the biz but for what it's worth if I could cast any narrator for this it would be Dylan Baker....

    2 of 3 people found this review helpful

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