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Jordan

honolulu, HI, USA

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  • 110 titles in library
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  • The Lightning Thief: Percy Jackson and the Olympians, Book 1

    • UNABRIDGED (10 hrs and 2 mins)
    • By Rick Riordan
    • Narrated By Jesse Bernstein
    • Whispersync for Voice-ready
    Overall
    (3843)
    Performance
    (1952)
    Story
    (1998)

    Twelve-year-old Percy Jackson is about to be kicked out of boarding school...again. No matter how hard he tries, he can't seem to stay out of trouble. But can he really be expected to stand by and watch while a bully picks on his scrawny best friend? Or not defend himself against his pre-algebra teacher when she turns into a monster and tries to kill him? Of course, no one believes Percy about the monster incident; he's not even sure he believes himself.

    Martha says: "Great Story!"
    "Terrible"
    Overall

    The book would have been ok if someone else read it. Jesse Bernstein is HORRIBLE. Its like listening to someone reading you a bedtime story.

    1 of 5 people found this review helpful
  • The Vampire Diaries, Book 1: The Awakening

    • UNABRIDGED (6 hrs and 31 mins)
    • By L. J. Smith
    • Narrated By Rebecca Mozo
    • Whispersync for Voice-ready
    Overall
    (706)
    Performance
    (355)
    Story
    (359)

    Elena: beautiful and popular, the girl who can have any boy she wants. Stefan: brooding and mysterious, desperately trying to resist his desire for Elena for her own good. Damon: sexy, dangerous, and driven by an urge for revenge against Stefan, the brother who betrayed him. Elena finds herself drawn to both brothers....who will she choose?

    Felicity Fairchild says: "Interesting!"
    "Like OMG"
    Overall

    Ugh, I regret buying this! Its nothing like the show. All it is, is teen drama. Pety things that teen girls worry about. Watch it online instead. Youll be happy you did. Dont download this

    3 of 13 people found this review helpful
  • The Lovely Bones

    • UNABRIDGED (10 hrs and 57 mins)
    • By Alice Sebold
    • Narrated By Alice Sebold
    • Whispersync for Voice-ready
    Overall
    (909)
    Performance
    (339)
    Story
    (345)

    When we first meet 14-year-old Susie Salmon, she is already in heaven. In the sweet, untroubled voice of a precocious teenage girl, Susie relates the awful events of her death and her own adjustment to the strange new place where she finds herself. With love, longing, and a growing understanding, Susie watches her family as they cope with their grief. This story of seemingly unbearable tragedy is transformed into a suspenseful and touching narrative about family, memory, love, heaven, and living.

    Kim says: "Disappointing"
    "Yawn"
    Overall

    Would have been great if they got someone else to read it. Reader is so monotone its boring!

    1 of 1 people found this review helpful
  • The Final Empire: Mistborn Book 1

    • UNABRIDGED (24 hrs and 45 mins)
    • By Brandon Sanderson
    • Narrated By Michael Kramer
    • Whispersync for Voice-ready
    Overall
    (8866)
    Performance
    (6278)
    Story
    (6316)

    For a thousand years the ash fell and no flowers bloomed. For a thousand years the Skaa slaved in misery and lived in fear. For a thousand years the Lord Ruler, the "Sliver of Infinity," reigned with absolute power and ultimate terror, divinely invincible. Then, when hope was so long lost that not even its memory remained, a terribly scarred, heart-broken half-Skaa rediscovered it in the depths of the Lord Ruler's most hellish prison.

    Lore says: "Book 1 of a great series that is not to be missed!"
    "Boring ZZzzz"
    Overall

    The narrator is horrible. No character No personality! I didnt enjoy it what so ever. REFUND!

    2 of 13 people found this review helpful
  • The Strain

    • UNABRIDGED (13 hrs and 36 mins)
    • By Guillermo Del Toro, Chuck Hogan
    • Narrated By Ron Perlman
    • Whispersync for Voice-ready
    Overall
    (2540)
    Performance
    (1452)
    Story
    (1462)

    The visionary creator of the Academy Award-winning Pan's Labyrinth and a Hammett Award-winning author bring their imaginations to this bold, epic novel about a horrifying battle between man and vampire that threatens all humanity. It is the first installment in a thrilling trilogy and an extraordinary international publishing event.

    Flavius says: "Hokey But Fun"
    "Dont waste your money"
    Overall

    I first downloaded the free first chapter. It sounded really interesting. Got me pulled right in. However, after the first hour or so the book just lost all interest. The narrators voice puts me to sleep. There is no personality what so ever in his voice. Story was ok. Nothing special. I dont recomend it at all. I wish I could get a refund.

    1 of 2 people found this review helpful

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