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Jim "The Impatient"

I will listen to NO boring book. Old Fav's,Card, King , Hobb. New Fav's, Hill, Scalzi, Sawyer, Interested in Lansdale, Crouch, Konrath

Springfield, MO, United States | Member Since 2010

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  • Babysitting the Baumgartners: An Erotic Menage Novel

    • UNABRIDGED (5 hrs and 11 mins)
    • By Selena Kitt
    • Narrated By Natasha Wolfe
    • Whispersync for Voice-ready
    Overall
    (156)
    Performance
    (117)
    Story
    (121)

    Ronnie, or as Mrs. Baumgartner insists on calling her, Veronica, has been babysitting for the Baumgartners since she was 15 years old and has practically become another member of the family. Now a college freshman, Ronnie jumps at the chance to work on her tan in the Florida Keys with "Doc" and "Mrs. B" under the pretense of babysitting the kids. Ronnie isn't the only one with ulterior motives, though, and she discovers that the Baumgartners have wayward plans for their young babysitter.

    Charles says: "Exciting book"
    "Finally got smart"
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    I finally got smart and found a heterosexual male who listens to erotica to follow. After being burned by all those books with high ratings and beng described as HHHHOOOOOTTTTT. Nothing against the females, but it seems when it comes to what turns us on, it differs greatly between the genders.

    This book was a good buy for the amount of material that was included. There are 15 chapters and most include a romp in the hay. The writing was good and the performances were good. I liked the dirty talk by the Mom and Dad.

    What kept this from being a five star for me was the age of the main character. We are told she is 18, but that was really just to make the material acceptable. The main character acts like she is 14. Her body is described as you would describe a 13 or 14 year old. The narrator sounded like she was sixteen. Toward the end I thought the parents went way to far and the whole this is normal talk and the skill in which they seduce this girl made me feel dirty and not in a good way. Since Babysitter is in the title, I suppose I should have know better. I would also hope that no one would think it is okay for older people to seduce such a young girl.

    1 of 1 people found this review helpful
  • Wayward: Wayward Pines, Book 2

    • UNABRIDGED (8 hrs and 43 mins)
    • By Blake Crouch
    • Narrated By Paul Michael Garcia
    • Whispersync for Voice-ready
    Overall
    (642)
    Performance
    (588)
    Story
    (586)

    Welcome to Wayward Pines, population 461. Nestled amid picture-perfect mountains, the idyllic town is a modern-day Eden - except for the electrified fence and razor wire, snipers scoping everything 24/7, and the relentless surveillance tracking each word and gesture. None of the residents know how they got here. They are told where to work, how to live, and who to marry. Some believe they are dead. Others think they're trapped in an unfathomable experiment. Everyone secretly dreams of leaving, but those who dare face a terrifying surprise.

    Anthony Moore says: "I'm Hooked!!!"
    "The Prisoner"
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    Pines reminded many, including myself, of The Twilight Zone. This reminded me a lot of The Prisoner. For you younger readers, the Prisoner was a great sixties series, involving a similar town as Wayward and lots of paranoia. I thought this was almost as good as book 1 and certainly better then the middle book in most trilogies. You learn more in this book about what it is like to live in a paranoid society, such as North Korea. This book has it's own separate mystery from book one and there was not a boring chapter, paragraph or sentence.

    There has been a lot of talk about the ending to this book. Yes, it does end with a dilemma, but it is a new problem. It is not a problem at anytime earlier in the book, it is a new situation. This is a stand alone book, except I would suggest reading Pines first, only cause it is so good.

    I will be getting book 3 and reading more Crouch.

    0 of 0 people found this review helpful
  • Sub-Human: Post-Human Series, Book 1

    • UNABRIDGED (7 hrs and 48 mins)
    • By David Simpson
    • Narrated By Ray Chase
    • Whispersync for Voice-ready
    Overall
    (102)
    Performance
    (93)
    Story
    (94)

    Before he was Old-timer, he was Craig Emilson, a young doctor, sucked into military service at the outbreak of World War III. Enlisting to become a Special Forces suborbital paratrooper, Craig is selected to take part in the most important mission in American military history - a sortie into enemy territory to eliminate the world's first strong Artificial Intelligence. The mission is only the beginning of Craig's story, and for the story of humanity as well, as they accelerate towards a world that is post-human.

    thomas says: "Highly Entertaining"
    "LUDDITE"
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    CRAP YOUR PANTS IN 31 SECONDS
    I was a little slow to get into this. Then I got into it big time and thought it was great. Then it turned into some type of super hero comic book. The intelligence and thought that went into creating the story got dropped by the way side. I got over half way through the book and called it quits.

    What made things worse is I have a bad case of FOSB. Another reviewer came up with this term to describe the fear of Scott Brick. Ray Chase is not quite as bad as SB, but he is close. Everything he says should be written in capital letters. He screams most of the sentences. It is a good voice for announcing movies, but not reading a whole book. I think some narrators such as the two mentioned do not read the book ahead of time and feel that if they read every sentence dramatically it works, this way they can also read more books, since no prep time is necessary. They make more money or they are cheaper, I don't know which. Writers should take a bigger interest in production. Rarely will Stephen King let his books be butchered like this.

    1 of 1 people found this review helpful
  • Aurora: CV-01: Frontiers Saga, Book 1

    • UNABRIDGED (7 hrs and 15 mins)
    • By Ryk Brown
    • Narrated By Jeffrey Kafer
    • Whispersync for Voice-ready
    Overall
    (352)
    Performance
    (327)
    Story
    (328)

    world recovering from a devastating plague. A brutal enemy threatening invasion. A young man seeking to escape the shadow of his father. A ship manned by a crew of fresh academy graduates. A top-secret experimental propulsion system. A questionable alliance with a mysterious green-eyed woman. What destiny has in store for the crew of the UES Aurora is far greater than any of them could ever imagine. And this is only the beginning....

    Joki says: "Decent Modern Military Sci Fi"
    "I'm gettin book 2, now"
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    Through the first two chapters, I was not sure if I was going to like this or not. Although when the young lady says to the young ensign," I think my ass looks great in this dress, what do you think?" I perked up.
    I am a big fan of sarcastic humor and chapter 3 is chocked full of it. There are several more laugh out loud parts in the rest of the book and the action is non-stop once it gets started. Some are calling this Military Sci-Fi, yet the die hard fans of this genre don't seem too happy. I have tried several Military Sci-Fi and I just can't get into them. They are usually filled with long chapters on guns and ammunition etc. I liked the Lost Fleet: Dauntless, but I did not love it. This I love. If this is Military Sci-Fi, then I have found an author that can make it breath for me. I also like that most of the book takes place in space. It surprising how little Science Fiction actually takes place in space.

    This did bring back thoughts of Voyager and of Captain James T. Kirk and of Spock. The Russian Engineer is also a great character (can't believe he is not a Scott.) The story is more complicated then some give it credit. How to figure out who to trust is intriguing. It is short, but I rather pay for a small amount of quality, then for a whole lot of details on how to put together a future gun.

    Narrator is good and adds to the experience.

    1 of 1 people found this review helpful
  • Dragon Stones: Dragon Stone Saga, Book 1

    • UNABRIDGED (4 hrs and 30 mins)
    • By Kristian Alva
    • Narrated By Adam Chase
    Overall
    (15)
    Performance
    (15)
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    (15)

    Sequestered deep in the capital, the tyrannical Emperor Vosper weaves a plan to destroy all the dragons. He succeeds in driving them to the very brink of extinction. Only a handful of dragons and riders remain; living in exile in the desert. When young Elias Dorgumir finds a carved dragon stone in the forest, it brings empire soldiers to his doorstep, and puts Elias on the run with a bounty on his head.

    William says: "A fantasy with a gravity to appeal."
    "Pern and Shannara Starter Kit"
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    I GOT A FUNNY FEELING ABOUT THE TWO OF YOU
    If you are a fan of McCaffrey, Brooks or Glen Cook, you will love this, and you don't need to read any further.
    1. This is most definitely written for pre-teens.
    2.With the exception of the prologue the Dragons might as well be wall paper.
    3. Our hero, disobeys his grandmother and gets her killed.
    4. The grief the kid feels over his grandmothers' death, that he caused is about as much as I had over the last spider I killed.
    5. Very little happens in real time. Most everything is something remembered in the past.
    6. The Emperor is evil, everybody says so. Unless I snoozed through it, we never hear from the evil, evil Emperor.
    I AM MUCH OLDER THEN I LOOK
    I love Dragon stories, but the dragon stories I love involve Dragons with Personality. Robin Hobb has a great series called The Rain Wilds Chronicles, in which the dragons each have distinct personalities. Dragons are suppose to be intelligent and arrogant. The Dragons in this book and some others are domesticated or genetically engineered. These domesticated Dragons could be replaced with Unicorns, Pegasus, or dogs and the story would read the same. I will not continue this series.

    4 of 4 people found this review helpful
  • Suspect

    • UNABRIDGED (8 hrs and 30 mins)
    • By Robert Crais
    • Narrated By MacLeod Andrews
    • Whispersync for Voice-ready
    Overall
    (4202)
    Performance
    (3745)
    Story
    (3741)

    LAPD cop Scott James is not doing so well, not since a shocking nighttime assault by unidentified men killed his partner, Stephanie, nearly killed him, and left him enraged, ashamed, and ready to explode. He is unfit for duty - until he meets his new partner. Maggie is not doing so well, either. The German shepherd survived three tours in Iraq and Afghanistan sniffing explosives before she lost her handler to an IED and sniper attack, and her PTSD is as bad as Scott’s. They are each other’s last chance.

    Jacqueline says: "Gripping Page Turner!!"
    "THEY WERE PACK"
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    DOGS DO WHAT THEY DO TO SAVE US OR TO PLEASE US.
    I am a dog person and that is what held my attention in this book. This is about a damaged human and a damaged dog. Having owned a couple of dogs who had been damaged by previous owners, I know the love it takes to help a dog and the love received in return is something special I can not put into words. In this case the human may be more damaged then the dog. I have been a dog owner for over 30 years, but I was still able to learn something in this book to help with my dogs. If you are a dog lover, then you want this book. YOU ARE A DOG MAN.

    The mystery that needs solved in this story is good and should hold the attention of the non dog lovers. And as another reviewer has mentioned this is a feel good type story. As Paul McCartney would say, What's Wrong With That?

    0 of 0 people found this review helpful
  • The Passenger: A Surviving the Dead Novel

    • UNABRIDGED (5 hrs and 51 mins)
    • By James N. Cook, Joshua Guess
    • Narrated By Jordan Leigh
    • Whispersync for Voice-ready
    Overall
    (238)
    Performance
    (218)
    Story
    (217)

    During the Outbreak, like billions of others, a man finds himself infected with the Phage. Desperate to spare his family from watching him become a walking nightmare, he flees. Soon after, he is dead. Two years later, he wakes up. Not in the afterlife, but in his own body. Trapped, unable to control the monster that carries him, and forced to witness the horror of its existence.

    Mike Naka says: "much better than expected!"
    "THE DAY SCRAPPED BY"
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    You get the perspective of a Zombie, of a military grunt (way in the future, once the military and society in general have pretty much broken down.) and you get the perspective of a seventh grader. I was real disappointed in the Zombie, he had no control and was really just an observer of what his body was doing. If they could have made the Zombie more in control of his body, but have strong urges and the willingness to eat people this would have been so much better, something like Tufo's "Timothy". Although some gore was thrown in, for the most part, this sounded like a seventh grader wrote it. I got impatient after 8 chapters. I have been learning lately that just because a story has Zombies in it, does not make it exciting or interesting. You still need good writers.

    COLD AS BALLS

    1 of 1 people found this review helpful
  • The Remaining: Refugees

    • UNABRIDGED (14 hrs and 3 mins)
    • By D. J. Molles
    • Narrated By Christian Rummel
    • Whispersync for Voice-ready
    Overall
    (1150)
    Performance
    (1083)
    Story
    (1088)

    He has fought the fight, and run the race. But the enemies never stop coming, and the race has no finish line. It has been three months since Captain Lee Harden found the survivors at Camp Ryder. With winter looming, Lee is on the verge of establishing Camp Ryder as a hub of safety and stability in the region. But not everyone agrees with Lee’s mission... or his methods.

    Drew (@drewsant) says: "Great book despite the cliff-hanger"
    "2x"
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    THAT WAS JUST A PILL HE WOULD HAVE TO SWALLOW
    Better then book 2, but no where near as book 1. If I didn't like book 2, you are wondering why I bought book 3. I loved book 1 and before I had a chance to listen to book 2, book 3 went on sale. The reviews were good so I bought it, a mistake I shall never make again. There were some tense times, finally toward the middle of the book and there was a new development, but all in all the book is boring and not much different then all the other Zombie books.

    TOMLIN DIDN'T SEEM TO WANT TO ANSWER THE QUESTION DIRECTLY.
    I HAVE TO TELL YOU SOMETHING.
    This book is big on the cheap ploys, made to stretch a story out to book length. Our main character is told he needs to come to camp so and so right away, a stranger is asking for him. No, we don't know his name, no we don't know what he wants to talk to you about, but he knows your name. After a long drawn out process to find out who the guy is and why he wants our hero (a long drawn out melodramatic process.)Our hero asks did you kill so and so, the answer is finally yes, we the reader know why, but our hero who seems to be all brawn and no brain, is clueless. In this book all liberals are far left, all conservatives our super patriotic and far right, all bad guys are super evil, and all good guys are super sweet. No body is in the middle and there are no gray areas. If you loved book 2, you will love this. If you did not like book 2, you will not like this. That was helpful, right.

    2x
    This narrator reads every line like it is the title to a movie. This makes the sentences drawn out and slow. I put him on 2x and once I got use to the mickey mouse voice the tempo was much to my satisfaction.

    1 of 1 people found this review helpful
  • Embedded

    • UNABRIDGED (8 hrs and 52 mins)
    • By Dan Abnett
    • Narrated By Eric G. Dove
    • Whispersync for Voice-ready
    Overall
    (59)
    Performance
    (55)
    Story
    (56)

    The colony planet of Eighty-Six looks as dull as all its fellow new worlds to veteran journalist Lex Falk. But when a local squabble starts to turn violent, and the media start getting the runaround from the military high command, his interest is seriously piqued. Forbidden from approaching the battlezone, he gets himself chipped inside the head of a combat veteran - and uncovers the story of a lifetime. When the soldier is killed, however, Falk must use all his resourcefulness to get safely back home again…and blow the lid off the whole damn thing.

    Scott C. Sigler says: "Great action-packed, realistic scifi"
    "I'M WEALTHY, THANK YOU."
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    A HEARING AND VISION IMPAIRED WAITER WALKED BY
    I think I have had that same waiter. Have you ever been in a CONFLIRTATION? Through the first 18 chapters of 33, I was ready to give this five stars. ASK NO WHAT THE F@@@ YOUR COUNTRY CAN DO FOR YOU, ASK WHAT CAN YOU F@@@ FOR YOUR COUNTRY. The humor was smart, dry and often. The story was interesting. The language maybe a little rough for some, course if it is, you probably didn't buy this book to begin with. The slang is a future slang, you have never heard before, but since Abnett, writes so well, he does not have to explain what things mean, you will automatically know. With out giving anything away, let me say you will never get as embedded as this guy does. I was very impressed.

    I DON'T RUN FROM FIGHTS, BUT I DON'T MIND RUNNING FROM STUPID.
    Around chapter 19, we get into a slug fest. I have to admit that I have never been a fan of fights, rather it is done with fists, guns or huge tech machines. It is not that I am a tree hugger or anything, I just find them boring and lacking of imagination. If they go on for too long they distract from the plot. This slug fest lasted for pretty much the rest of the book. I went from really enjoying a witty, smart book to bang bang shoot'em up. My mind wondered. Those familiar with Abnett, I believe know him to be an action writer and so will probably love this. This was my first Abnett and I am willing to give him another shot if I find a non-shoot'em up book.

    I HAVE THE HORRIBLE FEELING THAT SOMEONE TOLD YOU, THAT YOU WERE CHARMING AND YOU BELIEVED THEM.

    1 of 1 people found this review helpful
  • The Rose and the Thorn: The Riyria Chronicles, Book 2

    • UNABRIDGED (11 hrs and 58 mins)
    • By Michael J. Sullivan
    • Narrated By Tim Gerard Reynolds
    • Whispersync for Voice-ready
    Overall
    (1964)
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    (1824)
    Story
    (1827)

    For more than a year, Royce Melborn has tried to forget Gwen DeLancy, the woman who saved him and his partner, Hadrian Blackwater, from certain death. Unable to get her out of his mind, the two thieves return to Medford but receive a very different reception - Gwen refuses to see them. The victim of abuse by a powerful noble, she suspects that Royce will ignore any danger in his desire for revenge. By turning the thieves away, Gwen hopes to once more protect them. What she doesn't realize is what the two are capable of - but she's about to find out.

    Cecil says: "Great Series but don't start here"
    "ACCUSATIONS ARE EASY TO THROW ABOUT"
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    THE WORDS THAT CAME OUT OF HIS FACE MADE SENTENCES, BUT THEY DID NOT MAKE SENSE.
    This Sullivan guy can write. He tells an interesting story, he always entertains and he is full of wisdom, but he does not preach at you or hit you over the head with it. This was just a great pleasure to listen to and Reynolds was an excellent narrator. I liked this book better then the first book in the series and I liked it a lot. You want to start with THE CROWN TOWER, as that will help you to enjoy this book even more. I love the new character, Reuben.

    When I am old and buried and the academics look back at this time period, Michael J. Sullivan will be consider a Classic Writer. Even if you take away the character development, the funny stuff or the story, you have a great use of the English language. This has probably been looked over by many others since he does so well at the rest. He draws a picture in your mind so well that you don't even think about the manipulation of the words. He also knows how to make you think. This is one of the highest ranked books at audible and for good reason.

    HE LIKED TO THINK OF A LOT OF THINGS, JUST NOTHING USEFUL

    0 of 0 people found this review helpful
  • The Departure: The Owner, Book 1

    • UNABRIDGED (16 hrs and 20 mins)
    • By Neal Asher
    • Narrated By Steve West, John Mawson
    • Whispersync for Voice-ready
    Overall
    (116)
    Performance
    (103)
    Story
    (105)

    The Argus Space Station looks down on a nightmarish Earth. And from this safe distance, the Committee enforces its despotic rule. There are too many people and too few resources, and they need 12 billion to die before Earth can be stabilised. So corruption is rife, people starve, and the poor are policed by mechanised overseers and identity-reader guns. Citizens already fear the brutal Inspectorate with its pain inducers. But to reach its goals, the Committee will unleash satellite laser weaponry, taking carnage to a new level. This is the world Alan Saul wakes to.

    SciFi Kindle says: "Bites the Hand that Enslaves"
    "MY HOME IS IN YOUR HEAD"
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    I was expecting something like Skinner. I got Stainless Steel Rat meets Necromancer, meets 1984. The only one more bored then me was the narrator.

    0 of 1 people found this review helpful

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