As an Orthodox Jew, I expected better. Cheesy elevator music between each chapter along with a narrator that often uses an immature "angry" voice for the voice of G-d completely ruined it for me. Why can't he just read the Torah in a mono-tone voice? That's all I wanted. No music needed. No acting needed.
The lack of realism was hilarious. I quote: "He was back on the Long Island Expressway racing west toward New York. The speedometer registered 85 miles per hour."
Anyone who lives on Long Island would know that to "race" on the LIE is impossible- the thing is a 24/7 parking lot. Lol that was the most implausible part of the story!
The narrator had only two voices. Most of the people sounded exactly the same. Moreover, the voices sounded cheesy and weird. The music that started playing every 5 min. didn't help either.
When the hole is first discovered
After listening to Craig Wasson's voice for all these hours, whenever I see a photo of Stephen King or read an interview from him I associate Wasson's Voice to King's words.
The only part I didn't like was Wasson's voice reading Sadie. It sounded like Saidie was an old man. They should have hired a woman to read the female characters.
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