Repetative, with music that was distracting, narrator didn't do anything for the subject which was idiotic and parochial in nature.
The first reviews must have been written by people who were involved in the production.
Statements like you must love your food to be able to tell how you liked it.
Interjections of quotes from mystics, and others periodically thrown in.
15 minute message that took 6 hours +
Thank goodness it was on sale.
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