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Lisa

Auckland, New Zealand | Member Since 2010

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  • 17 reviews
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  • 82 titles in library
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  • A Walk for Sunshine: A 2,160-Mile Expedition for Charity on the Appalachian Trail

    • UNABRIDGED (10 hrs and 1 min)
    • By Jeff Alt
    • Narrated By Kirby Heyborne
    Overall
    (17)
    Performance
    (16)
    Story
    (16)

    Jeff Alt takes you along every step of his 2,160-mile Appalachian Trail adventure. This entertaining journey includes bears, bugs, blisters, captivating characters, skunk bedmates, and hilarious food cravings. Alt walked more than five million steps in tribute to his brother, who has cerebral palsy and lives in a home called Sunshine. This trail adventure has inspired an annual event that has raised more than $200,000 for Sunshine. It includes hiking tips for the whole family.

    Lisa says: "Thanks For The Great Trip Jeff"
    "Thanks For The Great Trip Jeff"
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    I love stories about epic journeys on foot, and the A.T is one of the most epic.
    Really enjoyed Jeff's good natured, upbeat, steady-paced telling of his journey, could totally visualise being on the trail and it was engaging from beginning to end. Loved hearing about the landscape and terrain, the psychological ups and downs, the hiking strategies, the fellow through hikers, the shelters and the towns along the way, all very entertaining. For a non-professional writer, Jeff writes very well.

    I'd already read Bill Bryson's Walk In The Woods, and if you want lots of reseach, history and hilariousness I highly recommend that - but it was great to hear this story knowing that Jeff had made it all the way to the end. In fact there was barely a moment when he doubted he would, which I imagine is pretty rare on the A.T.

    As for tears and laughter - quite a few gentle laughs and just a few tears at the incredible acheivement of completion. If you like hearing about heroically long hikes over mountains and through forests, you should DEFINITELY get this.

    3 of 3 people found this review helpful
  • Nature Girl

    • UNABRIDGED (10 hrs and 49 mins)
    • By Carl Hiaasen
    • Narrated By William Roberts
    Overall
    (20)
    Performance
    (5)
    Story
    (5)

    Honey Santana is determined to set up her own tour business, paddling tourists around the Florida Everglades in ocean kayaks. The result is a kayaking trip from hell, and an unplanned overnight stay on Dismal Key, one of the Everglades' islands.

    Lisa says: "Crude and Brutal - Couldn't finish it"
    "Crude and Brutal - Couldn't finish it"
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    Bought it because I like William Roberts and outdoors and kayaking are subjects I like reading about. But it was a big mistake.
    Characters were dull and brutish, humour was dim and crude, not really anything original or engaging or redeeming about it and absolutely no incentive to keep listening after a quarter of the way through. Just a bunch of dim-witted thugs blundering around in Florida.
    If you know and like the author go ahead; if you think - like me - it might be an entertaining story set in the everglades, with a bit of amateur crime solving and hide and seek in kayaks, give it a big wide miss.

    1 of 1 people found this review helpful
  • Reamde

    • UNABRIDGED (38 hrs and 34 mins)
    • By Neal Stephenson
    • Narrated By Malcolm Hillgartner
    • Whispersync for Voice-ready
    Overall
    (2701)
    Performance
    (2356)
    Story
    (2386)

    Richard Forthrast created T’Rain, a multibillion-dollar, massively multiplayer online role-playing game. But T’Rain’s success has also made it a target. Hackers have struck gold by unleashing REAMDE, a virus that encrypts all of a player’s electronic files and holds them for ransom. They have also unwittingly triggered a deadly war beyond the boundaries of the game’s virtual universe - and Richard is at ground zero.

    ShySusan says: "Not perfect, but worth a listen."
    "Gave up at Part 3"
    Overall
    Performance
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    If two thirds of it had been left on the editing floor it could have been a good story, but it was so long, so convoluted, so repetitive and ultimately so tedious it kept putting me to sleep. Eventually I forgot what the heck was going on and who was doing what, then forgot I was meant to be listening and eventually just fizzled out and gave up. Only the second book I've ever given up on.
    Really quite hard to fathom why so many thousands of unnecessary words were written about so many mundane details and why the author had the will to do it.
    If you specifically absolutely love this genre and the longer it is the more you like it, then give it a go. If not, don't even think about it.

    0 of 1 people found this review helpful
  • The Rope: An Anna Pigeon Mystery, Book 17

    • UNABRIDGED (12 hrs)
    • By Nevada Barr
    • Narrated By Joyce Bean
    • Whispersync for Voice-ready
    Overall
    (363)
    Performance
    (297)
    Story
    (285)

    Thirty-five years old, fresh off the bus from New York City, and nursing a shattered heart, Anna Pigeon takes a decidedly unglamorous job as a seasonal employee of the Glen Canyon National Recreational Area. On her day off, she goes hiking into the park never to return. Her co-workers think she’s simply moved on - her cabin is cleaned out and her things gone. Anna herself wakes up, trapped at the bottom of a dry natural well, naked, without supplies and no clear memory of how she got into this situation. As she slowly pieces together her memory, it soon becomes clear that someone has trapped her there....

    SHEILA says: "Highly recommend this book"
    "Girls Own Mystery & Adventure in the Canyons"
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    I don't generally go for the standard Crime/Mystery books, often seems like you're reading the same story, just different names and places, but the desert, canyons and lake are centre-stage in this, the landscape and surroundings are a constant main character of the story so that gets 10 points from me for a start. I'll try almost anything with that kind of setting and this book delivers totally in that department.
    Also a great, well paced adventure mystery with a feminist slant that gives it a bit more interest.
    Very entertaining, easy listening - not a dull moment as the action moves from the park housing village, to the sink-hole prison, across the desert, down into to the cold water of the canyon, up the rock climbing faces and back, escaping death by thirst, hypothermia and cliff-falls at every turn.
    If you like a fast moving adventure story set in the extreme outdoors, you'll love this.
    Only the third Anna Pigeon I've read, but I plan to start working my way through the series.
    And narration is good too.

    4 of 4 people found this review helpful
  • Pecked to Death by Ducks

    • UNABRIDGED (13 hrs and 43 mins)
    • By Tim Cahill
    • Narrated By Jeff Harding
    Overall
    (7)
    Performance
    (3)
    Story
    (3)

    From the wastes of Antarctica to the blazing oil fields of Kuwait, Cahill offers a grand tour of the Earth's remote, exotic, and dismal places, learning valuable life lessons along the way.

    Lisa says: "Tim's B Sides"
    "Tim's B Sides"
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    I've listened to some of Tim's other books and enjoyed them but this is not his best work, more like a bunch of B sides that didn't make the first cut.
    Some of the stories seemed a bit pointless; could only describe them as vaguely interesting and mildly amusing and quite glad when it finished.

    0 of 0 people found this review helpful
  • Blast From the Past

    • UNABRIDGED (7 hrs and 42 mins)
    • By Ben Elton
    • Narrated By Michael Maloney
    Overall
    (5)
    Performance
    (4)
    Story
    (4)

    It’s 2:15 a.m., and you’re in bed alone and you’re woken by the phone.Your eyes are wide and your body tense before it has completed so much as a single ring. And as you wake, in the tiny moment between sleep and consciousness, you know already that something is wrong.Only someone bad would call at such an hour. Or someone good, but with bad news, which would probably be worse.You lie there in the darkness and wait for the answer machine to kick in.

    Lisa says: "Ben brilliant as always"
    "Ben brilliant as always"
    Overall
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    Witty, funny, satirical, topical, intelligent as always. Even though I'm not particularly interested in American military goings-on I read/listen to everything Ben writes and enjoyed this one as much as all the others. Never found a subject he can't make entertaining.
    Narration not great though - the male lead sounded nothing but sinister in a kind of camp,comedy fake way - kept reminding me of the actor who plays the guy in the wheelchair on Family Guy.

    1 of 1 people found this review helpful
  • Outlander

    • UNABRIDGED (33 hrs and 8 mins)
    • By Diana Gabaldon
    • Narrated By Davina Porter
    • Whispersync for Voice-ready
    Overall
    (11228)
    Performance
    (5829)
    Story
    (5643)

    Why we think it’s a great listen: An all-time Audible favorite that mixes historic fiction, adventure, and romance with one of the most fascinating literary devices: time travel. Outlander introduces an exhilarating world of heroism and breathtaking thrills as one woman is torn between past and present, passion and love. In 1945, former combat nurse Claire Randall returns from World War II and joins her husband for a second honeymoon. But their blissful reunion is shattered....

    Lulu says: "The Reason for the Existence of Audio Books"
    "Couldn't Finish It"
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    Not usually the type of book I'd choose but heard rave reviews from several people so thought I'd give it a go. If you're fascinated by Scottish history and love romance novels you'll probably like it, but a couple of things worth knowing:
    The fact that she falls 200 years back in time and into another life doesn't seem to cause her much trauma at all, in fact after the first couple of hours she barely seems to give it a thought, which is a bit hard to swallow. Second - no one told me it takes a sudden dive into porno about a quarter of the way through, which leaves you feeling like you're reading an R18 Mills & Boon. Which is fine if that's what you're after.
    I guess I'm not a big enough fan of Scottish history or romance - held out into Part 2 but had to give up soon after, had no inspiration to do another 20 hours of it.
    And the narrator - good at all the male voices and accents, but made the herione sound downright prissy, which I don't think she was written to be.

    1 of 2 people found this review helpful
  • High Society

    • UNABRIDGED (11 hrs and 55 mins)
    • By Ben Elton
    • Narrated By Greg Wagland
    Overall
    (14)
    Performance
    (10)
    Story
    (9)

    The war on drugs has been lost but for want of the courage to face the fact that the whole world is rapidly becoming one vast criminal network. From pop stars and princes to crack whores and street kids. From the Groucho Club toilets to the poppy fields of Afghanistan, we are all partners in crime.

    Lisa says: "Ben brilliant as always"
    "Ben brilliant as always"
    Overall
    Performance
    Story

    If you like Ben, you'll love it. Never a dull moment - witty, entertaining and fast moving as always, fantastic characters, topical , brilliant multi-layered plot. He nails the whole celebrity/rock star/politcal/human traffic culture - yes, all of them. Gritty and hiliarious. Loved it.

    2 of 2 people found this review helpful
  • Life of Pi

    • UNABRIDGED (11 hrs and 35 mins)
    • By Yann Martel
    • Narrated By Jeff Woodman
    • Whispersync for Voice-ready
    Overall
    (8417)
    Performance
    (3877)
    Story
    (3888)

    Pi Patel has been raised in a zoo in India. When his father decides to move the family to Canada and sell the animals to American zoos, everyone boards a Japanese cargo ship. The ship sinks, and 16-year-old Pi finds himself alone on a lifeboat with a hyena, an orangutan, a zebra with a broken leg, and a 450-pound Bengal tiger.

    Theresa says: "Best audio of the year for me"
    "Bit too depressing for me"
    Overall
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    I love survival stories and shipwreck stories, and expect them to include some desperation and dark times, but this one had a bit too much, and also throws in some extreme brutality and a bit of horror on top. Even that's O.K if there's an uplifting payoff at the end, but after suffering though many long hours of listening, there wasn't much of that at all.
    As for the chapters about religion at the beginning, you'd have to be really interested in the subject to not give in and fast forward through them as I ended up doing.
    It's a well written story, but if you don't want to be depressed and disturbed, don't listen to it.

    1 of 2 people found this review helpful
  • Made in America

    • UNABRIDGED (18 hrs and 14 mins)
    • By Bill Bryson
    • Narrated By William Roberts
    Overall
    (105)
    Performance
    (55)
    Story
    (55)

    In Made in America, Bryson de-mythologizes his native land, explaining how a dusty hamlet with neither woods nor holly became Hollywood, how the Wild West wasn't won, why Americans say 'lootenant' and 'Toosday', how Americans were eating junk food long before the word itself was cooked up, as well as exposing the true origins of the G-string, the original $64,000 question, and Dr Kellogg of cornflakes fame.

    Tushan says: "Made In America"
    "Brilliant as always"
    Overall
    Performance
    Story

    Absorbing, entertaining and funny as Bill always is. No one else can pass on such interesting and detailed research as Bill does, while making you laugh the whole way. Highly recommended.

    2 of 2 people found this review helpful

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