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Chris

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  • Graveminder

    • UNABRIDGED (10 hrs and 26 mins)
    • By Melissa Marr
    • Narrated By Emma Galvin
    • Whispersync for Voice-ready
    Overall
    (135)
    Performance
    (96)
    Story
    (96)

    Rebekkah Barrow never forgot the attention her grandmother Maylene bestowed upon the dead of Claysville, the small town where Bek spent her adolescence. There wasn't a funeral that Maylene didn't attend, and at each one Rebekkah watched as Maylene performed the same unusual ritual: She took three sips from a silver flask and spoke the words "Sleep well, and stay where I put you." Now Maylene is dead, and Bek must go back to the place she left a decade earlier. She soon discovers that Claysville is not just the sleepy town she remembers....

    Kim says: "Give it a listen...you will be rewarded!"
    "Skip this book"
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    Would you try another book from Melissa Marr and/or Emma Galvin?

    No


    Would you ever listen to anything by Melissa Marr again?

    No


    What did you like about the performance? What did you dislike?

    I would have liked greater differentiation between characters


    Any additional comments?

    Gave up on this book at about Chapter 18. Main characters that I never really cared about. Emo Bek whining and moaning about missing her dead grandmother. By Chapter 18, I was rooting for the dead girl to eat more people because I was just so tired of reading about them. I was tired of shouting (in my head) at the characters to STFU and get on with the story. That's when I knew I should walk away from this book. The premise was interesting, but the execution was definitely less than compelling.

    1 of 1 people found this review helpful
  • World War Z: The Complete Edition (Movie Tie-in Edition): An Oral History of the Zombie War

    • ABRIDGED (12 hrs and 8 mins)
    • By Max Brooks
    • Narrated By Max Brooks, Alan Alda, John Turturro, and others
    Overall
    (43)
    Performance
    (41)
    Story
    (41)

    World War Z: The Complete Edition is a new recording of Max Brooks’ best-selling novel, World War Z: An Oral History of the Zombie War, featuring 21 additional Hollywood A-list actors and sci-fi fan favorites performing stories not included in the original edition. New narrators include Academy Award-winning director Martin Scorsese, Spiderman star Alfred Molina, The Walking Dead creator Frank Darabont, rapper Common, Firefly star Nathan Fillion, Shaun of the Dead’s Simon Pegg, and members of the casts of Star Trek, Battlestar Galactica, Heroes and more!

    Thomas says: "Chapter 3 is still broken: still unacceptable"
    "Will never pre-order again"
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    Would you listen to World War Z: The Complete Edition (Movie Tie-in Edition) again? Why?

    I love this book. I mostly love the audio book. I know I will listen again and again, simply because it is so moving and powerful. However, when I pre-ordered this book it was advertised as "unabridged", which is not quite the truth.

    1 week later I now get an email stating "... This is an Abridged book, but when you made your purchase, it may have been listed as "Unabridged" on our site, which was in error. We apologize for any confusion this may have caused." Also, chapter 3 has a fairly huge gap in it that readers have picked up on but no one who put the book out seems to be addressing.

    Had I known this was still an abridged version of the book, would I still have bought it? Maybe, depending on what had been written about it. I mean, I love this book, so yes, I probably still would have bought it knowing that more of it had been recorded. I just hate being lied to.


    9 of 9 people found this review helpful
  • The Last Policeman

    • UNABRIDGED (8 hrs and 20 mins)
    • By Ben H. Winters
    • Narrated By Peter Berkrot
    • Whispersync for Voice-ready
    Overall
    (269)
    Performance
    (240)
    Story
    (245)

    What’s the point in solving murders if we’re all going to die soon, anyway? Detective Hank Palace has faced this question ever since asteroid 2011GV1 hovered into view. There’s no chance left. No hope. Just six precious months until impact. The Last Policeman presents a fascinating portrait of a pre-apocalyptic United States. The economy spirals downward while crops rot in the fields. Churches and synagogues are packed. People all over the world are walking off the job - but not Hank Palace. He’s investigating a death by hanging.

    Josh says: "There was trepidation ..."
    "Clear-eyed, rousing, and poignant"
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    Where does The Last Policeman rank among all the audiobooks you’ve listened to so far?

    One of the better audiobooks. On a scale of 1 to 10, definitely a 9+


    What was one of the most memorable moments of The Last Policeman?

    The initial discovery of the body.


    What about Peter Berkrot’s performance did you like?

    Easily differentiated between characters. Nice variation without being shrill.


    Any additional comments?

    Apparently this is the first book in a trilogy. I'll definitely be buying the 2nd & 3rd books! I want to hear what happens to these characters.

    1 of 1 people found this review helpful
  • The Plague Dogs: A Novel

    • UNABRIDGED (15 hrs and 19 mins)
    • By Richard Adams
    • Narrated By Ralph Cosham
    • Whispersync for Voice-ready
    Overall
    (32)
    Performance
    (29)
    Story
    (30)

    After being horribly mistreated at a government animal-research facility, Snitter and Rowf escape into the isolation—and terror—of the wilderness. Aided only by a fox they call “the tod,” the two dogs must struggle to survive in their new environment. When the starving dogs attack some sheep, they are labeled ferocious man-eating monsters, setting off a great dog hunt that is later intensified by the fear that the dogs could be carriers of the bubonic plague.

    Winemaker says: "Well what a joy"
    "Solitary, poor, nasty, brutish and short"
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    Would you be willing to try another book from Richard Adams? Why or why not?

    Yes! Because of this and "Watership Down"


    If this book were a movie would you go see it?

    Only if the dogs did carry an engineered plague.


    Any additional comments?

    I did not finish this book.

    This review takes its title from a quote by Thomas Hobbes. He was talking about man, but it is my belief this quote totally applies to this book's 2 protagonists.

    I enjoyed it up to a point, but about 75% of the way through it I had to put it away because I knew the ending was never going to be a happy one. No, I don't always need a happy ending, but their lives had been so bitter, so awful that I felt the need for respite. Humans do not come off well in this book, though probably realistic.

    I kept thinking, "I wish they did have a plague, and that they were spreading it all over Britain. All these horrible people deserve it, and at least their short, bitter lives would have been avenged." Alas that Richard Adams didn't go that far.

    0 of 0 people found this review helpful
  • White Horse: A Novel

    • UNABRIDGED (10 hrs and 15 mins)
    • By Alex Adams
    • Narrated By Emily Durante
    Overall
    (14)
    Performance
    (11)
    Story
    (12)

    Thirty-year-old Zoe wants to go back to college. That’s why she cleans cages and floors at Pope Pharmaceuticals. If she can keep her head down, do her job, and avoid naming the mice, she’ll be fine. Her life is calm, maybe even boring - until the end of the world arrives and the president of the United States announces that humans are no longer a viable species.

    Rob Prindle says: "Like a Graphic Novel Turned Into an Audiobook"
    "O Rly?"
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    Would you be willing to try another one of Emily Durante’s performances?

    I don't think I'd buy an audio book just because Ms. Durante was the narrator. She didn't bring much to the table, so far as I could tell.


    Any additional comments?

    Maybe I'm just getting old and cranky, but I do enjoy a well written book. I am 2 chapters into White Horse and once again I find I have bought a very poorly written book. My gut feeling is to walk away from it. So far it's been listening to the main character talking to herself in her head and then cutting to an incredibly unrealistic action scene where she grabs some rapist in mid-thrust by the scrotum to stop him.

    Uh, yeah. Right. I'd like to know the self-defense class the author took to learn that particular move.

    I will attempt to read on, but I am holding out very little hope.

    Update:

    I made it about 2 more chapters into the book, but found the whole thing so ridiculous that I just stopped. Life is too short for dumb books. How did it get such good reviews out of Kirkus & Huffington Post, I haven't a clue.

    1 of 1 people found this review helpful
  • Those Who Went Remain There Still

    • UNABRIDGED (4 hrs and 43 mins)
    • By Cherie Priest
    • Narrated By Marc Vietor, Eric Michael Summerer
    • Whispersync for Voice-ready
    Overall
    (25)
    Performance
    (17)
    Story
    (17)

    Heaster Wharton is dead, and his passing might mean an end to hostilities between the Manders and the Coys. If the the elderly patriarch showed the kindness and foresight to split his land cleanly between his feuding descendants, then a truce could be arranged. But his final request is a strange one, delivered across the country to the straggling remnants of his tribe. Representatives from both families must visit a cave at the edge of his property in the hills of Kentucky.

    Katherine says: "Excellent audio"
    "Folk horror"
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    Would you listen to Those Who Went Remain There Still again? Why?

    Yes, I would listen to this again. It's a terrific horror story!


    Who was your favorite character and why?

    John Coy. I think he was one of the more fleshed out characters, as well as one of the narrators. I also liked the character of Granny Gayle; she kinda reminded me of Ma Kettle, but she did almost boarder on being a stereotype.


    What about Marc Vietor and Eric Michael Summerer ’s performance did you like?

    Many of the characters were similar, especially since many of them came from the same family, from the same part of the Kentucky backwoods. It would have been very easy for all of these characters to sound the same, but the voice actors differentiated between these characters quite clearly.


    Did you have an extreme reaction to this book? Did it make you laugh or cry?

    No, I didn't laugh or cry. I did talk to the characters somewhat, but I tend to do that during horror stories, because I care about the characters.


    Any additional comments?

    I liked this book very much. It rattles along at a good pace, and ends, I think, much too quickly. And I was thoroughly creeped out. Be forewarned: I am fairly easily creeped out if the story is good. If the story or writing is bad, I'll drop out of a book in a heartbeat. This one kept my interest so well I listened to it at home on a Saturday, instead of during my long commute.

    0 of 0 people found this review helpful
  • The Windup Girl

    • UNABRIDGED (19 hrs and 34 mins)
    • By Paolo Bacigalupi
    • Narrated By Jonathan Davis
    • Whispersync for Voice-ready
    Overall
    (2643)
    Performance
    (1118)
    Story
    (1123)

    Anderson Lake is a company man, AgriGen's Calorie Man in Thailand. Under cover as a factory manager, Anderson combs Bangkok's street markets in search of foodstuffs thought to be extinct, hoping to reap the bounty of history's lost calories. There, he encounters Emiko...Emiko is the Windup Girl, a strange and beautiful creature. One of the New People, Emiko is not human; instead, she is an engineered being, creche-grown and programmed to satisfy the decadent whims of a Kyoto businessman.

    Peter says: "Fascinatingly dystopian"
    "Gripping Sci Fi"
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    If you could sum up The Windup Girl in three words, what would they be?

    Greenhouse Thug Life


    What about Jonathan Davis’s performance did you like?

    Mr. Davis was an excellent narrator, esp. considering the myriad of characters he brought to life: male and female, young and old, of various nationalities. I enjoyed listening to him immensely.


    If you were to make a film of this book, what would be the tag line be?

    The future is moist. Bring towelettes.


    Any additional comments?

    I had resisted reading this book for a while because it seemed like a hipster vision of the future, all politically correct and probably hopeless. And for the first few chapters, I wasn't sure that I liked it. But as the main character was finally introduced, I began to care, and to believe in the world created by the author more and more. Finally, I couldn't wait to hear what happened next.

    I will warn listeners that this book contains some scenes depicting the debasement and abuse of women that are very disturbing. Nobody comes out clean at the end, though I did find the end very satisfying. In fact, I will be seeking out more books about this world.

    3 of 3 people found this review helpful
  • Blackout: The Newsflesh Trilogy, Book 3

    • UNABRIDGED (17 hrs and 25 mins)
    • By Mira Grant
    • Narrated By Paula Christensen, Michael Goldstrom
    • Whispersync for Voice-ready
    Overall
    (196)
    Performance
    (177)
    Story
    (173)

    Now, the year is 2041, and the investigation that began with the election of President Ryman is much bigger than anyone had assumed. With too much left to do and not much time left to do it in, the surviving staff of After the End Times must face mad scientists, zombie bears, rogue government agencies - and if there's one thing they know is true in post-zombie America, it's this: Things can always get worse. Blackout is the conclusion to the epic trilogy that includesFeed and Deadline.

    crazybatcow says: "Not quite as excellent as it could have been"
    "Not with a bang but a whimper"
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    Would you be willing to try another book from Mira Grant? Why or why not?

    Yes I would, provided the synopsis was something that I was interested in. I enjoyed most of this series, just thought the last half of the last book fell kinda flat.


    What does Paula Christensen and Michael Goldstrom bring to the story that you wouldn’t experience if you just read the book?

    I enjoyed the juxtaposition of the 2 narrators! Lent a little more drama to it, which was needed by the end.


    Could you see Blackout being made into a movie or a TV series? Who should the stars be?

    Yes, I would like seeing it made into a TV series, starring Jane Levy and Aaron Paul.


    Any additional comments?

    I snapped this book up as soon as I knew it was out, and I was not disappointed with the first half of the book! The last half dissolved into a watered-down conspiracy theory mess, with a heretofore unknown gov't agency riding is as the Cavalry.

    Overall excellent series. I just wish the author had made the ending as striking as everything leading up to it.

    3 of 3 people found this review helpful
  • Zombie Fallout: Zombie Fallout, Book 1

    • UNABRIDGED (10 hrs and 30 mins)
    • By Mark Tufo
    • Narrated By Sean Runnette
    • Whispersync for Voice-ready
    Overall
    (1591)
    Performance
    (1487)
    Story
    (1490)

    This is the story of Michael Talbot, his family, and his friends: a band of ordinary people trying to get by in extraordinary times. When disaster strikes, Mike, a self-proclaimed survivalist, does his best to ensure the safety and security of those he cares for. Book one of the Zombie Fallout Trilogy follows our lead character at his self-deprecating, sarcastic best. What he encounters along the way leads him down a long dark road, always skirting the edge of insanity.

    Teddy says: "Hooked!"
    "Zombies, meh"
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    Would you try another book from Mark Tufo and/or Sean Runnette?

    Mark Tufo, no. Sean Runnette, yes.


    What could Mark Tufo have done to make this a more enjoyable book for you?

    Tried a little harder.


    Which scene was your favorite?

    It was all fairly pointless, so I really don't have a favorite scene.


    You didn’t love this book... but did it have any redeeming qualities?

    The humor was of the bad Adam Sandler/David Spade variety, so if you like that then it's got that going for it.


    Any additional comments?

    This book isn't horrible. It isn't horror, either, or funny, or well written. It does, however, have zombies in it.

    I was hoping for another good zombie series like Mira Grant's Newsfeed series. This is definitely NOT it. The characters were less than deep, the women even more stereotypical than others. The plot was choppy, with enough holes to drive Mr. Tufo's jeep through. The humor was of the Adam Sandler variety, so if you like that then it's got that going for it.

    I listened to the audio book version of this because I have a long commute to work & back. The narrator was great, did a good job with what he had to work with. But just before the halfway mark I found myself fast forwarding thru the "comedy" and the absolutely unnecessary background info. However, I was hooked enough to listen to the end, and given some of the books I've tried listening to recently, that's saying something. That's why I rated it 2 stars instead of 1.

    Honestly, I've been looking for good zombie books like World War Z and the Newsfeed series. After listening to this, I am still looking.

    0 of 0 people found this review helpful
  • The Magicians: A Novel

    • UNABRIDGED (17 hrs and 24 mins)
    • By Lev Grossman
    • Narrated By Mark Bramhall
    • Whispersync for Voice-ready
    Overall
    (1966)
    Performance
    (1297)
    Story
    (1294)

    Quentin Coldwater is brilliant but miserable. A senior in high school, he's still secretly preoccupied with a series of fantasy novels he read as a child, set in a magical land called Fillory. Imagine his surprise when he finds himself unexpectedly admitted to a very secret, very exclusive college of magic in upstate New York, where he receives a thorough and rigorous education in the craft of modern sorcery.

    Kyle says: "Not an average book"
    "Emo magic, thought provoking"
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    Would you try another book from Lev Grossman and/or Mark Bramhall?

    Maybe, depending on the reviews


    Would you be willing to try another book from Lev Grossman? Why or why not?

    Again, maybe. The feeling I had at reading the end of The Magicians was one of relief, not satisfaction. For this reason alone I have not gotten The Magician King yet.


    Have you listened to any of Mark Bramhall’s other performances before? How does this one compare?

    Mark Bramhall's narration was just fine.


    Did The Magicians inspire you to do anything?

    Yes. It inspires me to read far more reviews on a novel I am not familiar with prior to buying it.


    Any additional comments?

    In an interview on the web series, The Sword and Laser, author Lev Grossman said that he wasn't as much concerned about making the protagonist, Quentin Coldwater, likable as he was in making Quentin real. Breakbill's magical college, Manhattan life immediately after college, Fillory and its aftermath, Grossman has made them all seem very real. But seen through the eyes of Quentin, these wonderful worlds are all seen through a thick veil of self-loathing, ennui, and overall douchbaggery.

    Breakbill's, of course, is a real world take on Hogwarts, just as Fillory is Grossman's take on Narnia. Quentin finds out he is capable of magic. Does he appreciate this? Maybe for half a day, then it's all whining about how much hard work learning is. The faculty is interesting, but does he bother to learn anything about them? Except for one, no, they are simply background noise. In coming to the end of his college career, does Quentin take time to consider his future? Of course, but comes to no conclusions other than "More alcohol!" And when he finally gets to Fillory, when the action in the book finally goes forward taking all of the main characters with it, Quentin manages to infuse a whole new world with his narcissism, acrimony, and in the end, cowardice and delusion.

    In the same interview at The Sword and Laser, author Lev Grossman said that his inspirations for The Magicians were not only Harry Potter and Narnia but also Alan Moore's Watchmen. Watching this interview has made me reflect more on the book, but doesn't necessarily make me like it any better, because ultimately Quentin doesn't like any world in which he finds himself. If the main characters in a book don't like their worlds, does the author? It sure didn't seem like it, so why should we, as readers, care about these worlds?

    I think that Grossman succeeded in his desire to make magical characters more real. In fact, I think that Grossman's comment can be applied to the entire novel: he was more concerned about making this fantasy real than making it likable.

    0 of 0 people found this review helpful
  • Fuzzy Nation

    • UNABRIDGED (13 hrs and 48 mins)
    • By John Scalzi
    • Narrated By Wil Wheaton, John Scalzi
    Overall
    (2250)
    Performance
    (1907)
    Story
    (1901)

    In John Scalzi's re-imagining of H. Beam Piper's 1962 sci-fi classic Little Fuzzy, written with the full cooperation of the Piper Estate, Jack Holloway works alone for reasons he doesnt care to talk about. Hundreds of miles from ZaraCorps headquarters on planet, 178 light-years from the corporations headquarters on Earth, Jack is content as an independent contractor, prospecting and surveying at his own pace. As for his past, thats not up for discussion.

    Samuel Montgomery-Blinn says: "Short, sweet, and satisfying storytelling."
    "Enjoyable update!"
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    Would you listen to Fuzzy Nation again? Why?

    I would listen to Fuzzy Nation again because I enjoyed the characters, I enjoyed the plot, and I enjoyed Wil Wheaton's performance.


    Was there a moment in the book that particularly moved you?

    Yes. The scene in the courtroom with Halloway's "surprise" witness testifies. Mr. Wheaton's narration moved me to tears.


    Any additional comments?

    I am all for experimental writing, for pushing the envelope in science fiction. I believe those qualities are very necessary and should be encouraged. But this book, with it's fast-paced plot, enjoyable characters, and eco-friendly message, were exactly what I hope to hear in an audio book!

    1 of 1 people found this review helpful

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