"Stuck a knife in my heart"
sixty and over
Make them cut the intro to three or four minutes. But of course they are all probably dead.
Not at all
The guy who did the introduction.
I'm driving 120 miles to deliver stuff for a family get together and started this book.
The introduction included hundreds of people (editors, former editors, their lawyers, their street addresses in New York etc.) History of ownership of various magazines, history of publications during the Civil War and other exciting stuff.
After a half hour of this stuff I reached into cutlery case drew out a knife and stabbed myself in the heart. Unfortunately since I was driving I didn't see what kind of knife it was and I had picked out a butter knife and now I just have painful bruise on my chest.