"NOT Bee Season"
I wanted to like this book because I loved Bee Season, but from the beginning this book and I just did not hit it off. Too many sound effects, music, and cheesy advertisement-like segments, barely a plot thread to follow, and a RIDICULOUS amount of time spent waiting for the obvious to happen. And while Myla Goldberg's voice fits the bill perfectly in her reading of Bee Season, it is totally out of place here.