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Old Man Parker

Me am Pop-Surrealist Tiki-Artist living and making Art on the active volcanic "Big Island" of Hawaii. Aloha.

Kailua-Kona, HI, United States | Member Since 2009

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  • The Three Musketeers

    • UNABRIDGED (23 hrs and 38 mins)
    • By Alexandre Dumas
    • Narrated By John Lee
    • Whispersync for Voice-ready
    Overall
    (697)
    Performance
    (465)
    Story
    (472)

    Mixing a bit of seventeenth-century French history with a great deal of invention, Alexandre Dumas tells the tale of young D'Artagnan and his musketeer comrades, Porthos, Athos, and Aramis. Together they fight to foil the schemes of the brilliant, dangerous Cardinal Richelieu, who pretends to support the king while plotting to advance his own power. Bursting with swirling swordplay, swooning romance, and unforgettable figures.

    A. A. Green says: "What Fun!"
    "Classic!"
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    Would you consider the audio edition of The Three Musketeers to be better than the print version?

    YEs... can paint while I listen.


    What did you like best about this story?

    Epic scope, great humor, amazing dialogue.


    What does John Lee bring to the story that you wouldn’t experience if you just read the book?

    Great accents. Very French.


    Was there a moment in the book that particularly moved you?

    The fight scenes are very citing, but the humor in the mis adventures tween fights... classic... could be performed on stage at the Ren-fest every year till dooms day.


    Any additional comments?

    You like swash buckling? This is the place where it all started! You ever dream of being an handsome, well dressed, well spoken, romantic, sexy, witty, and best swords-man in the known world? You MUST listen to this wild tale of valor, honor, lust, greed, politics, evil, goodness, humor and heroic swords play!

    0 of 0 people found this review helpful
  • Hard Magic: Book I of the Grimnoir Chronicles

    • UNABRIDGED (15 hrs and 59 mins)
    • By Larry Correia
    • Narrated By Bronson Pinchot
    Overall
    (2550)
    Performance
    (2258)
    Story
    (2258)

    Jake Sullivan is a licensed private eye with a seriously hardboiled attitude. He also possesses raw magical talent and the ability to make objects in his vicinity light as a feather or as heavy as depleted uranium, all with a magical thought. It's no wonder the G-men turn to Jake when they need someoneto go after a suspected killer who has been knocking off banks in a magic-enhanced crime spree.

    Jennifer Gerbyshak says: "So Good I Bought the Book and the Audiobook"
    "Pulp LIVES!"
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    If you could sum up Hard Magic in three words, what would they be?

    Vintage, supernatural, acton-adventure = PULP!


    What other book might you compare Hard Magic to and why?

    I could say "Spell Bound" but that's the 2nd book in this series. I gues I'll say 7 wonders. An Action/super hero novel seen from an adult view point, written with wit, smarts, and no fear of hard core action scenes.


    What does Bronson Pinchot bring to the story that you wouldn’t experience if you just read the book?

    Brilliant reading, acting really. He a whole cast in one man (both women and men with many accents and ages) and I can paint while "reading" books... my two favorite things to do!


    Was this a book you wanted to listen to all in one sitting?

    Oh yes, if I could. This was a near perfect book. I liked that is was LONG... so much good story!


    Any additional comments?

    I love so many things about this book. It's amazing how many things on my strange check list of "What I would want to read about in a book" that this book got right! 1.) I Love the time period. 2.) I love the magical powers that were used with like super powers. 3.) I love the very well researched historical tid-bits and frame work. 4.) I love the action-heavy scenes that go on and on in great exciting detail. 5.) I love the sense of humor, yet the very serious situations and violence. You never feel the material is being taken too lightly, as a joke. No, it's a deadly serious situation, with real people with a lot of real skills and powers who rely on their own dry wit and humor to make it through crazy things and come out sane. And 6.) Magic & Monsters! Magic powers & Monsters well thought out. Smart writing. 7.) Bad guys with real reasons behind what they do and why they are doing it. 8.) A great big ending... I love a pulp/action/adventure writer who can bring up the story to a bigger and bigger earth shaking climax! Larry Correia is just such a writer. He's good... he's really damned good. He's GREAT at writing PULP! I love good pulp, and I hope Larry Correia writes a whole mess more! Bravo!

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  • Monster Hunter International

    • UNABRIDGED (23 hrs and 34 mins)
    • By Larry Correia
    • Narrated By Oliver Wyman
    Overall
    (4078)
    Performance
    (3479)
    Story
    (3477)

    Five days after Owen Zastava Pitt pushed his insufferable boss out of a 14th story window, he woke up in the hospital with a scarred face, an unbelievable memory, and a job offer. It turns out that monsters are real. All the things from myth, legend, and B-movies are out there, waiting in the shadows. Some of them are evil, and some are just hungry. Monster Hunter International is the premier eradication company in the business. And now Owen is their newest recruit.

    Mariya says: "Killin’s my business and business is fine"
    "Monster"
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    What did you love best about Monster Hunter International?

    Larry Correia is a brilliant writer. He takes horror and action and creates the story you always wanted to hear. It's scary, heart-pounding FUN. Gory? yep. Creepy? Yep. But... FUN!


    What did you like best about this story?

    It's unique twist on just about EVERY usual twist in a monster tale.


    What does Oliver Wyman bring to the story that you wouldn’t experience if you just read the book?

    Great reader - he brings a whole cast of people men and women all from one man.


    If you were to make a film of this book, what would be the tag line be?

    There are real monsters in the world. And there are also real big guns!


    Any additional comments?

    Larry Correia is a brilliant writer. Did I say brilliant? No. Great Googaly Moogaly Man! I meant SUPER-MEGA-AWESOME-BRILLIANT!!! This guy can freakin' WRITE! His book is a amusement park ride that straps you in and takes you whipping through his alternate reality (one where monsters are REAL) with all the screaming thrills of the best Ghost Train ride any kid has ever thrown up on! Larry Correia mixes horror and action into a perfect high octane cocktail that will blow your creature craving mind! He's Stephen King on steroids. He's Clive Barker with a sledge hammer of frightful high energy fight scenes that are not afraid to go on for as long as they want, and leave you breathless and sweating as if you just had gotten , all wobbily legged, off of the most extreme ride in the park. Whew! Now... let's go on it again! Where's the next book in this series? And let's all hope Larry Correia is a brilliant writer who KEEPS ON WRITING! WRITE LARRY WRITE!!

    0 of 0 people found this review helpful
  • Spellbound: Book II of the Grimnoir Chronicles

    • UNABRIDGED (16 hrs and 26 mins)
    • By Larry Correia
    • Narrated By Bronson Pinchot
    • Whispersync for Voice-ready
    Overall
    (1479)
    Performance
    (1369)
    Story
    (1362)

    Dark fantasy goes hardboiled in Book II of the hard-hitting Grimnoir Chronicles by the New York Times best-selling creator of Monster Hunter International. The Grimnoir Society’s mission is to protect people with magic, and they’ve done so—successfully and in secret—since the mysterious arrival of the Power in the 1850s, but when a magical assassin makes an attempt on the life of President Franklin Roosevelt, the crime is pinned on the Grimnoir.

    Corey says: "Spellbound is a hit"
    "Maybe the BEST fantasy novel I've ever read!"
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    Would you listen to Spellbound again? Why?

    Yes. It's enthralling. Carry Correia is a fantasticly talented writer.


    What did you like best about this story?

    Larry Correia is a flood of smart fresh ideas. Some so strange they made the hair stand up on my head. Utterly brilliant!


    What about Bronson Pinchot’s performance did you like?

    He has a great talnt to do many voices. Seemed like a whole cast. Male and female.


    Was this a book you wanted to listen to all in one sitting?

    YES! It's amazing! I never wanted it to end.


    Any additional comments?

    This is the second book. Hard Magic is #1. This series is so darned good I can only hope Larry Correia keeps writing ... for a very long time. His alternate reality starts in the 1900's and continues through WW1 with the Kaiser raising a army of the undead. That is a mere background detail...and then the book really gets exciting! I have not read a story this fresh and this thrilling in so long it made me marvel at the magic that a good book can be this entertaining. The first book is great. The second book is tremendous!! There are ideas so wild and original that it made my hair stand on end. Larry Correia is one of the very VERY best, smartest, and well researched fantasy writers of our time. I bow to his towering imagination. He is a flood of new ideas, and creates a great retro/pulp story. It all unfolds in a beautifully detailed world so real that it lives and breaths with life and heart pounding action. Each book adding rich detail to a ever changing and growing reality with stranger and adding more clever sub plots and characters. Characters? There are NO flat characters - everyone has depth, a history, and growing story arches in a world so much like ours, yet so utter fantastic - it's hypnotic and enthralling. You cheat yourself out of the read of a life time if you do not read these books. I hope Larry keeps going. Keeps writing. Talent this good is very rare... far too rare. I cannot say of any fantasy writer as good as he is right now. And I think he's getting better.

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  • An Old Friend of the Family: The New Dracula, Book 3

    • UNABRIDGED (7 hrs and 24 mins)
    • By Fred Saberhagen
    • Narrated By Robin Bloodworth
    Overall
    (8)
    Performance
    (8)
    Story
    (8)

    The Southerland family left the old world to start anew in America, but little did they know that a blood-feud, older than history itself, would follow them through the generations to come. Kate Southerland, the first born of the latest generation of Southerlands, has been murdered, but she is not dead. Her little brother, Johnny, has also vanished, a severed, bloody finger the only clue. But the Southerlands have no clue what they've fallen into....

    Amanda Pike says: "I'm glad these are finally coming out!"
    "Sherlock Holmes & Dracula team up to battle Evil!"
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    Would you listen to An Old Friend of the Family again? Why?

    Yes, it's very good.


    What other book might you compare An Old Friend of the Family to and why?

    Well, Book 2 of this series, where Dracula Meets Sherlock for the first time.


    Which character – as performed by Robin Bloodworth – was your favorite?

    I like his Dr. Watson very much. always the voice of radon. While, Dracula can add in things that make a bit more drama - and in his favor.


    Was this a book you wanted to listen to all in one sitting?

    Yes.


    Any additional comments?

    I loved this team up of Sherlock Holmes and Dracula so much I am longing for Dr. Frankenstein and his monster to become part of that great pulp action writer, Dr. Watson's stories!

    0 of 0 people found this review helpful
  • Seance for a Vampire: The New Dracula, Book 8

    • UNABRIDGED (9 hrs and 53 mins)
    • By Fred Saberhagen
    • Narrated By Robin Bloodworth
    Overall
    (4)
    Performance
    (4)
    Story
    (4)

    Bram Stoker portrayed Dracula as a terrifying creature of the night: heartless, soulless, preying on the pure and innocent. Fred Saberhagen, bestselling coauthor of the official movie tie-in for Bram Stoker's Dracula, shows another side to Dracula as the vampire is summoned by Dr. Watson to rescue Sherlock Holmes.

    Amanda Pike says: "I'm addicted to this book series."
    "Sherlock Holmes & Dracula fight ancient EVIL!"
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    Would you recommend this audiobook to a friend? If so, why?

    I already did.


    Who was your favorite character and why?

    I still like Dr. Watson...his is the voice of reason.


    Have you listened to any of Robin Bloodworth’s other performances before? How does this one compare?

    He is an amazing reader! Love his old accents.


    If you were to make a film of this book, what would be the tag line be?

    When an ancient evil threatens all London, Sherloch Holmes seeks the aid of an old family friend: Dracula!


    Any additional comments?

    I LOVE these two books featuring Sherlock & Dracula, wish there were more. Maybe against a were wolf, or a wizard, the undead? More please!

    0 of 0 people found this review helpful
  • Ex-Heroes

    • UNABRIDGED (8 hrs and 2 mins)
    • By Peter Clines
    • Narrated By Jay Snyder, Khristine Hvam
    • Whispersync for Voice-ready
    Overall
    (1560)
    Performance
    (1351)
    Story
    (1358)

    Stealth. Gorgon. Regenerator. Cerberus. Zzzap. The Mighty Dragon. They were heroes. Vigilantes. Crusaders for justice, using their superhuman abilites to make Los Angeles a better place. Then the plague of living death spread around the globe. Despite the best efforts of the superheroes, the police, and the military, the hungry corpses rose up and overwhelmed the country. The population was decimated, heroes fell, and the city of angels was left a desolate zombie wasteland like so many others.

    Don says: "A great read if you like heroes or zombies!"
    "Superheros vs Zombies"
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    Would you listen to Ex-Heroes again? Why?

    Why, so many characters so much happens so fast


    What did you like best about this story?

    the idea. I thought of this back in the early 90's and wanted to make a comic book of it ever since.


    Which scene was your favorite?

    the fight scenes


    If you were to make a film of this book, what would be the tag line be?

    Zombies VS Superheroes


    Any additional comments?

    YES - WTF! WHY are the super heroes getting bitten? Why the Heck aren't they wearing kevlar and extra bite proof gear if they don't have super bullet proof skin? Doesn't it seem like the first thing you would do in going into battle against ZOMBIES is make sure you are wearing protective gear!! DUH! Huge mistake.
    Other than that I loved it.

    0 of 0 people found this review helpful
  • The Holmes-Dracula File: The New Dracula, Book 2

    • UNABRIDGED (8 hrs and 13 mins)
    • By Fred Saberhagen
    • Narrated By Robin Bloodworth
    Overall
    (7)
    Performance
    (7)
    Story
    (7)

    World-famous “consulting detective” Sherlock Holmes faces a terrible crisis: a ring of criminal masterminds has threatened to loose thousands of plague-infected rats into the streets of London. But the Black Death isn’t Holmes’ only problem. A lone killer haunts the city. His calling card is a trail of corpses, drained of blood to the last drop.The key to solving both crimes rests in the hands of a mysterious nobleman recently returned to London on a personal matter. His name is Dracula.

    Melinda says: "Robin Bloodworth's narration is top notch!"
    "The ultimate Villain vs the best Detective ever!"
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    Would you listen to The Holmes-Dracula File again? Why?

    Yes, and I have - I paint, and listen to great books while I work - and this is one of them.


    Who was your favorite character and why?

    Hard to say - Dracula turns out to be just as interesting and enjoyable as Sherlock Holmes!


    Have you listened to any of Robin Bloodworth’s other performances before? How does this one compare?

    Not yet -but he's amazing. His Dracula is hypnotic , his Holmes is cleaver & witty...excellent!


    If you were to make a film of this book, what would be the tag line be?

    The Ultimate Villain vs the Best Detective of all time! The winner saves, or enslaves, the world!


    Any additional comments?

    I have searched for a book like this. Found a few Holmes vs Dracula books, However, NONE are as good as this one! This is so far superior than any of the others... I'm so glad I found it.
    I now want to read the rest of the Dracula tales. If only now Fred Saberhagen would write Dracula vs Batman, what a tale that would be!

    1 of 1 people found this review helpful
  • Seven Wonders

    • UNABRIDGED (14 hrs and 37 mins)
    • By Adam Christopher
    • Narrated By Nick Podehl
    • Whispersync for Voice-ready
    Overall
    (12)
    Performance
    (12)
    Story
    (12)

    Tony Prosdocimi lives in the bustling Metropolis of San Ventura – a city gripped in fear, a city under siege by the hooded supervillain, The Cowl. When Tony develops super-powers and acts to take down The Cowl, however, he finds that the local superhero team Seven Wonders aren’t as grateful as he assumed they’d be….

    Old Man Parker says: "Super Heroes told in a wonderful adult, smart way!"
    "Super Heroes told in a wonderful adult, smart way!"
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    Would you consider the audio edition of Seven Wonders to be better than the print version?

    YES. I paint. I don';t have time to sit and read. So I paint and listen.


    What other book might you compare Seven Wonders to and why?

    The Ace's High books. Because of the smart and superior writing , taking super heroes and telling would would REALLY happen, socially, politically, legally, emotionally...smart clever, and it builds with street fights & action up to mighty cosmic battles on scales that Kirby would be happy with.


    What does Nick Podehl bring to the story that you wouldn’t experience if you just read the book?

    Wow, he does great voices men and women! Hard to tell it's just one guy!


    Was this a book you wanted to listen to all in one sitting?

    no. I and to listen to it a few times to get all the details and delicious emotional inter-play between complex characters.


    Any additional comments?

    Much smarter than most of the super hero movies. Adam Christopher knows how to tell a story - he knows how to build characters, and how to build the action till you are on the edge of your moon base fortress of solitude seat! Excellent. Wonderful. I hope there are more in this series with these characters - Adam Christopher has a endless creative mind for developing an endless array of heroes and villains - and not afraid to give very powerful characters on the level of Super Man all the physical and emotional struggle they can handle - you are never bored, or sure the heroes will win because they are VERY powerful ...because there are so many things in the "real world" and the "Wonder World" that would thwart a hero no matter how powerful they are.

    0 of 0 people found this review helpful
  • Black House

    • UNABRIDGED (26 hrs and 32 mins)
    • By Stephen King, Peter Straub
    • Narrated By Frank Muller
    • Whispersync for Voice-ready
    Overall
    (171)
    Performance
    (148)
    Story
    (147)

    Twenty years ago, a boy named Jack Sawyer traveled to a parallel universe called the Territories to save his mother and her “Twinner” from an agonizing death that would have brought cataclysm to the other world. Now Jack is a retired Los Angeles homicide detective living in the nearly nonexistent hamlet of Tamarack, Wisconsin. He has no recollection of his adventures in the Territories....

    R. A. Frank says: "Delightful detective story with a magical twist!"
    "Black House? EE-Gad! More like CRAP HOUSE!"
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    This book wasn’t for you, but who do you think might enjoy it more?

    To enjoy this book you need to have more of a teen-ager's reading expectations. Perhaps even a pre-teen. You have to be following the long, unending, and boring "Dark Tower" crap-fest that King has been spewing froth over half his career.


    What was most disappointing about Stephen King and Peter Straub ’s story?

    I wanted a good "HAUNTED HOUSE" story, instead I got a promising serial killer plot that turned into a stupidly over-complex, and silly "Lord of the Rings" with golf carts and silly voices.


    Who would you have cast as narrator instead of Frank Muller?

    Few indeed would be the talented reader able to make this sad mess sound right. Perhaps Mark Hamil doing "The Joker" could read it as a huge laugh. That might work.


    What reaction did this book spark in you? Anger, sadness, disappointment?

    Disappointment. MAJOR disappointment. Mr. King is not good at writing alternate worlds... that's Clive Barker's thing. If I wanted "other-dimensional fantasy-adventure", I'd pick up "Weave World" by Clive Barker. Maybe something by H. P. Lovecraft.


    Any additional comments?

    What happened to Stephen King? He was a great writer once. Then, he got off on this stupid Dark Tower "other-world" Lord of the Rings with cowboys in the land of OZ thing. I wish Mr. King would write some horror stories that take place on planet earth, with earth people, again. PLEASE. It seems to me Mr. King is a closet fantasy writer and he secretly frets to tell stories about hobbits and elfs and Gandalf. Maybe he should write some Harry Potter stories and get all this out of his system. Then, perhaps, he can come back and write grown up stories for us grown up readers. Worst of all, the reader of this very silly story does some very silly voices. Oh gawd! The voice of the "EVIL" bad guy is so pathetic! I cringed every time he spoke. Oh, jeepers creepers, that was sad! Maybe ten year olds would be entertained and scared, but I was annoyed and bored.This MUST be a book for young readers. That's all I can think of, as an excuse for it's mega-lameness. Please, Mr. King, finish up this overly long and stupid "Harry Potter and the Dark Towering Dingleberry" epic, and come back and write some adult stories.

    1 of 2 people found this review helpful
  • The Haunting of Hill House

    • UNABRIDGED (7 hrs and 31 mins)
    • By Shirley Jackson
    • Narrated By Bernadette Dunne
    • Whispersync for Voice-ready
    Overall
    (147)
    Performance
    (112)
    Story
    (117)

    Four seekers have come to the ugly, abandoned old mansion: Dr. Montague, an occult scholar looking for solid evidence of the psychic phenomenon called haunting; Theodora, his lovely and lighthearted assistant; Eleanor, a lonely, homeless girl well acquainted with poltergeists; and Luke, the adventurous future heir of Hill House.

    Mark says: "Superb Reading of Horror Classic"
    "Perhaps the best haunted house tale of all time."
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    Where does The Haunting of Hill House rank among all the audiobooks you’ve listened to so far?

    One of my favorites.


    Who was your favorite character and why?

    Well, hard to say, Elie, who you see much of the story through is going mad, so is not all times very likable, I think the Dr. who put together the experiment is interesting, the sexy woman psychic is fun, the idle rich boy is not very deep...perhaps the house itself is the strangest character.


    Have you listened to any of Bernadette Dunne’s other performances before? How does this one compare?

    She has a great voice with depth and texture, wonderful for a ghost story, a crime drama, or a tale of terror.


    If you could rename The Haunting of Hill House, what would you call it?

    That's a hard one. "The Haunting of Hill House" is a classic title which sounds so right. It chills with it's mere words. Perhaps a second book could be called "The Hunger of Hill House"?


    Any additional comments?

    This is one of the all time great "Haunted House" stories. It set the bench mark for most every haunted house that has come after. If you love the horror genre, you MUST listen to this book. It's a classic.

    1 of 1 people found this review helpful

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