If it wasn't so predictable, wasn't so badly written, wasn't such a ridiculous story. If the characters weren't so dull, if there was a plot, if the ending was more than just the end of another lousy sentence and IF there was more to it than a wealthy basket case with mommy issues meets miss seriously dull goodie two shoes and indulge in awkward sex... then maybe it would qualify for as a Penthouse Letters submission.
Actually, if it had come with illustrations... maybe it could have verged on entertaining.
Held the repetition to maybe three or four repeats of the same quips, same predictable descriptions of emotion, physical sensation and absurd fascinations. One of the main characters (Ana Steel) is amazed by stuff that would put high school kids to sleep.
mediocre, average, apathetic
Disappointment and very curios as to what's happened to the world where a book like this actually goes main stream.
Yea... E.L. James, give up your day job !, oh, and you owe me a credit on Audible !
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