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David

WINDER, GEORGIA, United States | Member Since 2011

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  • Caliban's War: The Expanse, Book 2

    • UNABRIDGED (19 hrs and 50 mins)
    • By James S. A. Corey
    • Narrated By Jefferson Mays
    • Whispersync for Voice-ready
    Overall
    (320)
    Performance
    (292)
    Story
    (294)

    James S.A. Corey’s best-selling hit Leviathan Wakes earned Hugo and Locus Award nominations. In Caliban’s War, the second chapter of Corey’s Expanse series, a desperate Earth politician works tirelessly to prevent war from reigniting. Meanwhile, upheaval takes root on Venus and Ganymede. And amidst this tumult, James Holden and his crew on the Rocinante are charged with the impossible task of saving humanity from a terrifying fate.

    Ethan M. says: "No sophmore slump as both plot and writing improve"
    "I miss Detective Miller."
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    It's no secret, James Holden was always the runner-up in my mind, and he remains such in Caliban's war. The new main characters are fantastic. I listen again just to hear Avasarala again. Three more books of goodness. If you finised Leviathan Awakes, and you're looking at this sequel, go for it. You'll love this one too.

    0 of 0 people found this review helpful
  • Blackstaff Tower: Forgotten Realms: Ed Greenwood Presents Waterdeep, Book 1

    • UNABRIDGED (11 hrs and 11 mins)
    • By Steven E. Schend
    • Narrated By James Patrick Cronin
    Overall
    (2)
    Performance
    (2)
    Story
    (2)

    A young group of friends stumble across a terrifying conspiracy that holds the heir to the Blackstaff, the defender of the city of Waterdeep, in terrible danger. These friends must search deep within themselves to become the heroes their city needs to save its champion from those who would see both brought low. Ed Greenwood, beloved author and creator of the Forgotten Realms, presents the first book in a brand-new series dedicated to showcasing both the City of Splendors and our most talented up-and-coming authors.

    David says: "I liked the goofy narrator voices."
    "I liked the goofy narrator voices."
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    I grabbed this one because the blurb said it was written for people who were new to Forgotten Realms and was showcasing Waterdeep. It fails utterly.

    It constantly references things that you'd need to be quite familiar with Forgotten Realms to understand, and up to date with it's constantly evolving story line. It showcases WaterDeep in much the same way that a really great performance of one of Shakespeare's plays showcases the excellent carpentry of the stage being performed on.

    The narrator does numerous voices, mostly intensely silly. They meld a bit later, as three characters seem to use the same "Big, dopey guy" voice.


    0 of 1 people found this review helpful
  • Angus, Thongs, and Full-Frontal Snogging: Confessions of Georgia Nicolson

    • UNABRIDGED (5 hrs and 1 min)
    • By Louise Rennison
    • Narrated By Stina Nielson
    Overall
    (158)
    Performance
    (39)
    Story
    (38)

    Several things about 14-year-old Georgia Nicolson's life are very wrong. Her bedroom smells like her little sister probably peed somewhere, but she can?t find where. Angus, her enormous cat, keeps terrorizing Mrs. Next Door's poodle. Dad's gone off to look for work in New Zealand. And one of her friends has rated Georgia's nose a zero on a scale from 1-10. But what's really driving her crazy is that Sex God Robbie doesn't give her the time of day.

    Kristi says: "Hilarious listen for pre-teens and adults"
    "Wonderful Narration!"
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    The story really is great, but I'm in love with Stina Nielson's narration. She really brings Georgia to life, and reminds me of some of my favorite comedians from BBC Radio 4. I enjoyed the diary/journal format, as well. It kept things punchy and succinct, so Georgia never becomes as annoying and hate-able as a silly, self-obsessed teenager ought to be. As she as can manage to do something dreadful, you're into another entry where she's correcting her actions, or at least suffering for them.

    0 of 0 people found this review helpful
  • The City of Towers: Eberron: Dreaming Dark, Book 1

    • UNABRIDGED (12 hrs and 10 mins)
    • By Keith Baker
    • Narrated By Alex Hyde-White
    Overall
    (8)
    Performance
    (7)
    Story
    (8)

    The City of Towers launches a brand new novel line set in the world of Eberron, Wizards of the Coast’s newest D&D campaign setting. Author Keith Baker’s proposal for the exciting world of Eberron was chosen from 11,000 submissions, and he is the co-author of the Eberron Campaign Setting, the RPG product that launched the setting. The Eberron world will continue to grow through new roleplaying game products, novels, miniatures, and electronic games.

    Marco says: "Interesting beginning"
    "All about the setting."
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    I bought this book (and some others), to get a quick crash course on Eberron while stuck working. I was really after color, and setting, maybe some history, but actual plots were not high on my list of priorities. I actually decided to get this one when I found posts by the Author (aka Hellcow) discussing it in an RPG forum topic about Eberron novels. Common consensus was that the end of the trilogy sucked. The auther agreed (ok, he said he'd have done it differently if he'd..yadda yadda,)

    I like Sharn. I like Lorac the disgruntled flying dwarf and the obnoxiously cute goblin girl far more than any of the actual protagonists, who I'd briefly encountered in Tales of the Last War (Get it first!).

    I think I liked the book, but it wasn't a quick listen. Lots of starts and stops. It drags in places, and...

    I'd like to fire the editor with unnatural speed, for the soul-crushing number of times someone or something is described with "unnatural speed". The author clearly inserted that same description with unnatural speed almost as often as he reminded us that Pierce is made of wood and metal. Oh, and they ate nothing but gruel for six months. Get used to hearing that. It's whipped out with unnatural speed, though Pierce doesn't mention it, since he's made of wood and metal.

    1 of 2 people found this review helpful
  • Idiots Unplugged

    • ORIGINAL (1 hr and 10 mins)
    • By Glenn Beck
    Overall
    (47)
    Performance
    (11)
    Story
    (11)

    Cultural phenomenon Glenn Beck presents a collection of hilarious up-to-the-minute installments from his top-rated radio show, The Glenn Beck Program.

    David says: "Wonderful, with reservations."
    "Wonderful, with reservations."
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    I absolutely love this collection. It's a collection of bits done for the radio show when they were promoting Arguing With Idiots. I'd be annoyed by the repeated intro/bumper playing, but I'm too amused by a complaint in the recording from one of the stars about waking up at 4 in the morning with that intro stuck in his head. The only thing I don't really like is the long chunk of Van Jones audio when Glenn goes all ADD during one of the bits. Once I bookmarked it so I could skip around that part, it became perfect.

    0 of 0 people found this review helpful
  • And Another Thing...: The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy, Book 6

    • UNABRIDGED (10 hrs and 25 mins)
    • By Eoin Colfer
    • Narrated By Simon Jones
    Overall
    (459)
    Performance
    (180)
    Story
    (183)

    Arthur Dent's accidental association with that wholly remarkable book, The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy, has not been entirely without incident.Arthur has traveled the length, breadth, and depth of known, and unknown, space. He has stumbled forward and backward through time. He has been blown up, reassembled, cruelly imprisoned, horribly released, and colorfully insulted more than is strictly necessary.

    John Williams says: "A delightful return to the H2G2 Universe"
    "Of Course it's not Douglas Adams."
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    He's dead. Sorry. Now shut up, grab your towel, and listen to Simon Jones read the book.

    If you've already read or listened to the first five, and the five radio plays, and possibly the television show, and the movie, and probably the Dirk Gently stuff and even DA's Dr Who stuff and you're still here looking at this book, you should get it.

    Maybe you'll think it's a brilliant cap on the series, being the sixth book in the trilogy and being not just published, but written post-mortem, and then read by the guy who's been Arthur Dent for 35 years now.

    Maybe you'll think it's a sad, macabre dance, like someone singing you lullaby's while wearing the skin of a dead friend as a mask.

    Either way, If you've made it this far, you need to know.

    (Oh, and grab Starship Titanic too! This is at least that good, whatever that backhanded recommendation is worth).

    0 of 0 people found this review helpful
  • I Am Legend

    • UNABRIDGED (5 hrs and 19 mins)
    • By Richard Matheson
    • Narrated By Robertson Dean
    • Whispersync for Voice-ready
    Overall
    (2956)
    Performance
    (916)
    Story
    (931)

    In I Am Legend, a plague has decimated the world, and those unfortunate enough to survive are transformed into blood-thirsty creatures of the night. Robert Neville is the last living man on earth. Everyone else has become a vampire, and they are all hungry for Neville's blood. By day, he stalks the sleeping undead, by night, he barricades himself in his home and prays for the dawn.

    S. Casper says: "Superb!"
    "I am Legend (or Why I hate Will Smith)"
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    If you saw the Will Smith film of this same name, I'm sorry. But on the bright side this novel bears almost no relation to that film.

    I first read this after the third or fourth time I heard a writer or director of modern vampire films reference it, as well as references, homages and out-right ripoffs of it in a dozen role-playing and video games.

    It's a real classic, and this performance of it is excellent. It would be worth the credit and the time just to see what all the fuss is about, but honestly the ending still gets me. I've read it half a dozen times. I listened to this version and least twice, and the ending still gets me every time.

    0 of 0 people found this review helpful
  • Good Omens

    • UNABRIDGED (12 hrs and 32 mins)
    • By Neil Gaiman, Terry Pratchett
    • Narrated By Martin Jarvis
    • Whispersync for Voice-ready
    Overall
    (3086)
    Performance
    (1631)
    Story
    (1651)

    The world will end on Saturday. Next Saturday. Just before dinner, according to The Nice and Accurate Prophecies of Agnes Nutter, Witch, the world's only completely accurate book of prophecies, written in 1655. The armies of Good and Evil are amassing and everything appears to be going according to Divine Plan. Except that a somewhat fussy angel and a fast-living demon are not actually looking forward to the coming Rapture. And someone seems to have misplaced the Antichrist.

    Lauren says: "Great voice adds to already amazing story"
    "Martin Jarvis alone makes it worthwhile"
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    Martin Jarvis' performance is excellent. I mean, really great. I got several other Martin Jarvis performances just on the strength of his reading here. It's a strong as Gaiman's writing in "Neverwhere", but Pratchett's humor helps take the usual Gaiman "I want to throw myself of a bridge" edge off of it.

    0 of 0 people found this review helpful
  • The Girl with the Dragon Tattoo: The Millennium Trilogy, Book 1

    • UNABRIDGED (16 hrs and 19 mins)
    • By Stieg Larsson
    • Narrated By Simon Vance
    • Whispersync for Voice-ready
    Overall
    (20825)
    Performance
    (7560)
    Story
    (7602)

    Why we think it’s a great listen: How do you one-up a book that’s already a global literary phenomenon? Hire Simon Vance to (flawlessly) interpret the loves, lives, and murders of Sweden’s cold and secret-filled world. A spellbinding amalgam of murder mystery, family saga, love story, and financial intrigue. It's about the disappearance 40 years ago of Harriet Vanger, a young scion of one of the wealthiest families in Sweden.

    Pamela says: "COULD NOT PUT IT DOWN"
    "The Girl with the Boring Tattoo."
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    80% of the book is background info on numerous characters, mostly dead, and entirely unimportant and not involved in the actual story. Everything you ever wanted to know about fictional Swedish Nazi industrialists. Seriously. Character sketches of multiple generations.

    The whole of the actual plot resolves in about 15 minutes of predictable. That's not the actual end, it carries on for quite a while.

    1 of 1 people found this review helpful
  • Sourcery: Discworld #5

    • UNABRIDGED (7 hrs and 53 mins)
    • By Terry Pratchett
    • Narrated By Nigel Planer
    Overall
    (801)
    Performance
    (257)
    Story
    (262)

    A sourcerer is born in Discworld: a wizard so powerful that he makes all other magicians look like a bunch of fools in pointy hats. Now, suddenly, Discworld is brought to the brink of an all-out thaumaturgical war. The only hope for peace is Rincewind, the failed magician who has a risky plan to save the world. He enlists the help of several odd new characters, including Conina the barbarian hairdresser, Nijel the Destroyer, and a yuppie genie who sees lamps as a growth industry.

    Melisa says: "Discworld fans will love it!"
    "Rincewind is the best!"
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    While the Rincewind books are my favorite sub-series of Discworld, this is probably my least favorite of the Rincewind books. Still worth it if you like Rincewind.

    0 of 1 people found this review helpful
  • Hyperion

    • UNABRIDGED (20 hrs and 44 mins)
    • By Dan Simmons
    • Narrated By Marc Vietor, Allyson Johnson, Kevin Pariseau, and others
    • Whispersync for Voice-ready
    Overall
    (2453)
    Performance
    (1092)
    Story
    (1096)

    On the world called Hyperion, beyond the law of the Hegemony of Man, there waits the creature called the Shrike. There are those who worship it. There are those who fear it. And there are those who have vowed to destroy it. In the Valley of the Time Tombs, where huge, brooding structures move backward through time, the Shrike waits for them all.

    Mark says: "Brilliant and Well Crafted"
    "The ending makes the entire book worthwhile."
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    It's actually quite a good book. The ending was just freaking brilliant though, and I'm still giggling about it. The individual stories of each traveler are spun out in-between the larger narrative of their journey. It wrecks the flow of the narrative, as you swing into the character histories, and then back out at roughly the same place you left off. This would be more forgivable, but not all of the stories are very good. And one of the travelers buggers off without explanation or telling his tale as if a heavy handed editor just tossed the whole history and the character with it, but didn't bother to have the author rewrite him out of the portions that were already written.

    Of the six characters tales, two are quite good, two are kinda meh, and two were truely brilliant and easily convinced me that I should read more of what Dan Simmons has written.

    Oh, and even though the ending makes me laugh like a school girl, it's a crap ending which does not resolve anything from the larger plot and leaves you reaching for the sequel. Again, this would be more forgivable, but by the time I finished Hyperion, I needed a break and couldn't go straight into Fall of Hyperion (I tried, and ended up listening to Terry Pratchett instead).

    All in all, it's a worthwhile read. I'd have paid for just the Scholar and the Consul's tales.

    2 of 2 people found this review helpful

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