"Ridiculous"
This was the most ridiculous book I have ever read... or listened to. I couldn't get past the first few chapters. The writer obviously doesn't know how people normally interact with each other and I couldn't stand the narrator either. If I were the main vampire girl (who is very well trained in combat) and a human man (who is supposedly my enemy) suddenly reaches out to manhandle and inspect my teeth... I wouldn't just sit there and let him, I'd immediately respond with some kind of choke hold or defensive maneuver at the very least. No matter how hard I try, I just can't bring myself to believe that the characters would ever say the things they do.