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thedarkk13

OCOEE, FL, United States | Member Since 2012

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  • Unfolding: A BDSM Erotic MFM Menage

    • UNABRIDGED (2 hrs and 52 mins)
    • By Selena Kitt
    • Narrated By Amber Beard
    • Whispersync for Voice-ready
    Overall
    (39)
    Performance
    (34)
    Story
    (34)

    Charlie lives an average life in an ordinary home, and she isn't complaining. Jack is a good husband and they have beautiful children - but when she discovers her penchant for a secret taboo, she finds that it suddenly turns her sex life from a mundane distraction into a mind-blowing, transcendent experience. This is the story of a woman's exquisite unfolding, as her sexual discovery and yearning for something more pushes her and her man to the edge.

    G.M. says: "Marriage is Sexy!"
    "Absolutely Delectable"
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    Would you listen to Unfolding: A BDSM Erotic MFM Menage again? Why?

    I'm on my third listen and it's still an interesting listen as it was the first time. There's something appealing about a married couple rediscovering one another and finding new ground within their marriage.


    Which scene was your favorite?

    The scenes with Charlie, Jack and Lloyd all together.


    If you were to make a film of this book, what would the tag line be?

    It'll make you want to lick the pages.


    Any additional comments?

    Amber Beard's voice works well with Selena Kitt's words. Her voice has a certain weight to it that lends itself well to erotic readings. I love the inflections she adds. You actually feel like you're listening to something sexy.

    3 of 3 people found this review helpful
  • The Sexperts: Fifty Grades of Shay

    • UNABRIDGED (4 hrs and 34 mins)
    • By Melinda DuChamp
    • Narrated By Lucy Malone
    Overall
    (7)
    Performance
    (6)
    Story
    (6)

    Fanny and Peter, instructors at the Siemann Sex Institute, are doing all they can to make sure everyone can enjoy a healthy, prosperous sex life. Even if that means kidnapping clueless men to teach them how to please a woman, giving BDSM lessons, and creating group-sex instructional videos. But when a gorgeous, naive blonde with sexual superpowers arrives at the institute, everything Fanny and Peter know will be exposed and turned upside down...including their secret feelings for each other.

    thedarkk13 says: "Laugh Out Loud Sexy..."
    "Laugh Out Loud Sexy..."
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    What made the experience of listening to The Sexperts the most enjoyable?

    Vocal goddess Lucy Malone was a major draw for me to this work, but Melinda DuChamp's ability to tell a story was a close second. Her ability to simultaneously speak to my inner adolescent humor and my adult libido is a trick of magic.


    What other book might you compare The Sexperts to and why?

    I can't think of anything this side of Cinemax After Dark that can compare with this book...except for something else written by Melinda DuChamp.


    Which scene was your favorite?

    Chastity in the hotel room. Yes, please.


    Did you have an extreme reaction to this book? Did it make you laugh or cry?

    There were several moments where I was compelled to laugh out loud. I did not fight the urge to do so.


    Any additional comments?

    It was funny, sexy, smart and hot. The author doesn't overuse any of the devices used to tell the story. The balance of humor and heat keep the story new from the first page to the last. Lucy Malone takes time to give each character a unique voice. Thought is put into each syllable.

    Overall, this was a thoroughly enjoyable listening experience I can't wait to relive.

    0 of 0 people found this review helpful
  • Fifty Shades of Jezebel and the Beanstalk

    • UNABRIDGED (3 hrs and 3 mins)
    • By Melinda DuChamp
    • Narrated By Lucy Malone
    • Whispersync for Voice-ready
    Overall
    (6)
    Performance
    (5)
    Story
    (5)

    It not easy being a princess in a fairytale. Especially when everyone you meet is so incredibly horny. When unhappy Jezebel is rescued from a terrible blind date by a cute waiter with magic beans, she thinks she must be dreaming. But once she's in a land filled with mythical beings, hot and eager suitors, and more orgasms than she's able to handle, Jezzy learns the true meaning of “happy ending.”

    thedarkk13 says: "Funny and Hot"
    "Funny and Hot"
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    Would you listen to Fifty Shades of Jezebel and the Beanstalk again? Why?

    This is a story I'd listen to over and over. The combination of Melinda DuChamp's words and Lucy Malone's voice make it an irresistible draw.


    What was one of the most memorable moments of Fifty Shades of Jezebel and the Beanstalk?

    I loved the smooth infusion of humor that made me laugh aloud, while not pulling me out of the moment.


    Any additional comments?

    ...and, as always, any excuse to hear anything read by Lucy Malone is a treat.

    0 of 0 people found this review helpful
  • The Darkest Minds: Darkest Minds, Book 1

    • UNABRIDGED (14 hrs)
    • By Alexandra Bracken
    • Narrated By Amy McFadden
    • Whispersync for Voice-ready
    Overall
    (323)
    Performance
    (298)
    Story
    (299)

    When Ruby woke up on her 10th birthday, something about her had changed. Something frightening enough to make her parents lock her in the garage and call the police. Something that got her sent to Thurmond, a brutal government “rehabilitation camp.” She might have survived the mysterious disease that had killed most of America’s children, but she and the others emerged with something far worse: frightening abilities they could not control.

    Jeff says: "Well written and wrenching"
    "Everything I Didn't Even Know I Wanted"
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    Would you consider the audio edition of The Darkest Minds to be better than the print version?

    While I have not experienced the print version of this book, I was beyond impressed with Amy McFadden's reading. She gave the characters voices so distinct that at times, it sounded as though more than one person were reading.


    Who was your favorite character and why?

    I think Chubs and Vida are my favorite characters. They provide counterweights and levity to some of what goes on.


    Any additional comments?

    Being a fan of comic books, I was drawn to this book because it sounded very much like something I would find in one of the monthlies I read. It was that and more. Alexandra Bracken does an excellent job at defining her characters. So much to the point that when they make a leap to something that might seem otherwise illogical, it makes perfect sense based on what she had established for that character.

    There is nothing about this book I don't like-slash-love. I've already consumed both this and Never Fade and I'm eagerly awaiting the follow up.

    1 of 1 people found this review helpful
  • Fast Girls: Erotica for Women

    • UNABRIDGED (5 hrs and 48 mins)
    • By Rachel Kramer Bussel (editor)
    • Narrated By Lucy Malone
    • Whispersync for Voice-ready
    Overall
    (15)
    Performance
    (14)
    Story
    (14)

    Fast girls don't mind being the girl everyone is talking about, as long as all eyes are focused their way. They are wanton, daring, shameless, and bold. Fast Girls celebrates the girl with a reputation, the girl who goes all the way, and the girl who doesn't know how to say "no." Featuring writing by Tristan Taormino, Kayla Perrin, Donna George Storey, D. L. King, Kristina Wright, Saskia Walker, Jacqueline Applebee, Tess Danesi, and others, Fast Girls is a racy, provocative collection of erotica by the cream of the crop of female erotica writers.

    Kd says: "Erotica w/ Depth"
    "Yes, A Thousand Times, Yes!"
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    Would you listen to Fast Girls: Erotica for Women again? Why?

    I would definitely listen to this again because all of the essential elements came together for me in this book. The narration was great, the stories collected were varied enough that nothing felt recycled, and it was hot as hell.


    What did you like best about this story?

    There was no one thing that I could highlight about this book that outshone something else. Everything was working the way it was supposed to work. One of the most complete offerings in the history of ever.


    Have you listened to any of Lucy Malone’s other performances before? How does this one compare?

    Lucy Malone's performance in this book is as solid as anything else she has ever done.


    If you were to make a film of this book, what would the tag line be?

    So hot it'll make your eyeballs sweat!


    Any additional comments?

    Damn.

    1 of 1 people found this review helpful
  • Gang Bang Stories 2

    • UNABRIDGED (8 hrs and 10 mins)
    • By Carl East
    • Narrated By Lucy Malone
    • Whispersync for Voice-ready
    Overall
    (14)
    Performance
    (13)
    Story
    (13)

    Following on from the first book, this one contains 8 stories two of which are new and are as follows: "Mary likes them young", "Being Naughty", "My Son's Slut", "Lisa's Erotic Adventures 2", "Big Boy Too", "Fantasy Inc", "Mary likes the young 2", and "The History Teacher, Miss Jones".

    thedarkk13 says: "Well, That Happened"
    "Well, That Happened"
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    What did you like best about Gang Bang Stories 2? What did you like least?

    Lucy Malone was, by far, the best thing about this audiobook. There were two, maybe three plots recycled throughout the entire book. Little effort seems to have gone into fleshing anything out other than the writing of people having sex. If that's what you're looking for, then this offering has it in spades.


    What could Carl East have done to make this a more enjoyable book for you?

    It would have been more enjoyable for me if more effort were put into developing plotlines. I also would not have minded if the characters in each of the stories weren't carbon copies of the people in the story before and the story after.


    Have you listened to any of Lucy Malone’s other performances before? How does this one compare?

    Lucy Malone, is Lucy Malone. Her voice is heavy, sensual and just what you would want for almost any erotic reading. Her reading this is the only reason I made this purchase.


    Was Gang Bang Stories 2 worth the listening time?

    On the one hand...no. On the other hand, the narrator's performance was on point.


    0 of 0 people found this review helpful
  • Back to the Garden

    • UNABRIDGED (3 hrs and 31 mins)
    • By Selena Kitt
    • Narrated By Amber Beard
    • Whispersync for Voice-ready
    Overall
    (4)
    Performance
    (3)
    Story
    (3)

    Discover the delicious lure of a taboo siren call with four stories bundled into a wickedly hot anthology that's determined to keep it all in the family! When Patrick's father went off to war in 1944, he told his 18-year-old son, You're the “Man of the House” now. Patrick's stepmother has struggled to keep them afloat, and he does what he can to help. He knows she's tired, sad and very lonely, but when circumstance brings a young woman into their lives for a brief time, it alters everything.

    thedarkk13 says: "A Well Worth Visiting Over & Over"
    "A Well Worth Visiting Over & Over"
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    If you could sum up Back to the Garden in three words, what would they be?

    Yes. Please. More.


    What about Amber Beard’s performance did you like?

    Amber Beard delivers in this reading. Her voice drips sex and at those times where emphasis is wanted, she raises her performance, adding a sigh here or a slight moan there, to emphasize the heat falling off the pages in this work.


    Was this a book you wanted to listen to all in one sitting?

    I have listened to this one at least four times. I try to do it all in one sitting, but I end up having to stop and walk away from it.


    Any additional comments?

    Selena Kitt never fails to deliver the heat. It's rude, it's dirty and so well written one dip in her pool is not going to be enough.

    1 of 1 people found this review helpful

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