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  • Forever Buckhorn

    • UNABRIDGED (11 hrs and 38 mins)
    • By Lori Foster
    • Narrated By Isabelle Gordon
    • Whispersync for Voice-ready
    Overall
    (163)
    Performance
    (146)
    Story
    (148)

    Gabe Kasper, the heartthrob of Buckhorn County, Kentucky, can have any woman he wants. But it's prickly, uptight Elizabeth Parks who gets under his skin. She thinks Gabe's some kind of hero and wants an interview for her thesis. Jordan Somerville thinks he wants a woman who's a paragon of virtue. But then the gentle veterinarian - rescuer of strays - meets Georgia Barnes, single mother and exotic dancer. She's a far cry from Jordan's dream woman - and she's made it clear that he's hardly her dream man, either.

    SIMARA says: "Sweet n sexy"
    "I will never forget this story, it was hilarious"
    Overall
    Performance
    Story
    Is there anything you would change about this book?

    No. it is perfect in an awesomely bad way. This is the Mystery Science Theater of romance novels.


    Would you ever listen to anything by Lori Foster again?

    If depressed and had time to kill. This book was ridiculous, it made me laugh out loud, I hope it was written this way on purpose.


    What three words best describe Isabelle Gordon’s performance?

    I don't remember much about it, I think it was fine.


    What would have made this romance irresistible?

    All the brothers wearing nothing but cutoff jean shorts everywhere, the whole family, including babies posing for a family portrait in jean cutoff shorts! I men would have to be shirtless and the women would be allowed to wear tank tops, with no bras of course. Apparently, in this town going braless is acceptable because it's hot - hmm, I live in Florida and we don't do that much.


    Any additional comments?

    I read all three, they were all bad. In book number one I was disgusted with the "honey" name mix up, but then grew to appreciate the nonsense these books portray. This book takes the cake, I laughed out loud, I told my husband part of the plot and he laughed. I've told others and they laugh. Here are some highlights:
    1. the main character's signature outfit is jean short cutoffs and nothing else, everywhere. He apparently doesn't have a real job. The other brothers routinely walk around shirtless or naked, too.
    2. All the brothers live in the same house & if they move, it is still on the same land.
    3. The women walk around with no bras. They are really stupid, I think they were pretty much all virgins, of course!
    4. The premise for why this newest girl is here is really stupid. The seduction is incredibly stupid and he apparently thinks she is ugly at first because she has red hair & freckles, but likes her body.
    5. Kudos to the author for trying to make having a nasty sunburn sexy - if you've ever had one that bad you would know this girl would have been feeling pretty awful and not in the mood for love.
    6. the best part: the constant use of the words "female" and "male" as adjectives. "he was all MALE as walked toward her in his jeans with no shirt," "her skin was so soft, so FEMALE," "his scent was intoxicating and so, so, MALE"
    Hilarious!

    6 of 9 people found this review helpful

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