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Joel

Cedar Rapids, IA, United States | Member Since 2007

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  • 9 reviews
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  • 430 titles in library
  • 30 purchased in 2013
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  • After Worlds Collide

    • UNABRIDGED (9 hrs and 15 mins)
    • By Philip Wylie, Edwin Balmer
    • Narrated By Peter Ganim
    Overall
    (173)
    Performance
    (157)
    Story
    (161)

    After Worlds Collide picks up the story of its predecessor When Worlds Collide. This sequel tells the story of the survivors' progress on the new world Bronson Beta after the destruction of planet Earth by a rogue planet.

    Colby says: "LOVED IT!! Exactly what I needed in the sequel!"
    "Much better than the prequel"
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    For a book written when it was, this book is astounding with what they did. The book is from the 1930s, written before MUCH of the items "imagined" by the author(s) were in existence. Because of that fact, and with that in mind it's easy to forgive the 'mis-steps,' and see the story for what it is. Though brought back to reality, and occasionally torn from the 'suspension of disbelief' mindset that most of us are good at placing ourselves in when listening to a science-fiction story, it is surprising how easily they are able to keep you in that consciousness. Granted words now considered "taboo" crop up and surprise you, and concepts, even "items" (like a box that cooks food in mere minutes!!!!!!) now thought of as "everyday" are remarked upon occasionally, these just go to cement how "ahead of their time these authors were. Kudos!

    2 of 3 people found this review helpful
  • The Six Figure Second Income: How to Start and Grow a Successful Online Business Without Quitting Your Day Job

    • UNABRIDGED (7 hrs and 1 min)
    • By Jonathan Rozek, David Lindahl
    • Narrated By David Lindahl, Jonathan Rozek
    • Whispersync for Voice-ready
    Overall
    (78)
    Performance
    (41)
    Story
    (42)

    Here are proven methods for building an online income stream. Maybe you dream of making money with an online business, but haven’t tried so far because you’d have to quit your current job and enter the risky world of Internet startups. Or because you think you need lots of capital and way too much time. If these reasons sound familiar, Dave Lindahl and Jon Rozek beg to differ.

    Robert says: "Good Framework"
    "A bit dated maybe"
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    Is there anything you would change about this book?

    useful info, but got a bit dated (even if just by a few years). still very useful tips and ideas. worth the listen.


    What was your reaction to the ending? (No spoilers please!)

    uh, it ended.


    Which character – as performed by David Lindahl and Jonathan Rozek – was your favorite?

    no characters, not a story


    Who do you think would benefit most from listening to The Six Figure Second Income?

    "can do" people.


    0 of 0 people found this review helpful
  • Trapped: The Iron Druid Chronicles, Book 5

    • UNABRIDGED (9 hrs and 2 mins)
    • By Kevin Hearne
    • Narrated By Luke Daniels
    • Whispersync for Voice-ready
    Overall
    (2321)
    Performance
    (2089)
    Story
    (2101)

    After 12 years of secret training, Atticus O’Sullivan is finally ready to bind his apprentice, Granuaile, to the earth and double the number of Druids in the world. But on the eve of the ritual, the world that thought he was dead abruptly discovers that he’s still alive, and they would much rather he return to the grave. Having no other choice, Atticus, his trusted Irish wolfhound, Oberon, and Granuaile travel to the base of Mount Olympus, where the Roman god Bacchus is anxious to take his sworn revenge - but he’ll have to get in line behind an ancient vampire, a band of dark elves, and an old god of mischief.

    Stein says: "An Emerging Anti-Hero - The Dark Druid"
    "Story and narration, both awesome"
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    Would you listen to Trapped again? Why?

    I don't usually listen to fiction more than one, so doubtful


    Who was your favorite character and why?

    Oberon


    What about Luke Daniels’s performance did you like?

    Inflection, pacing, character vocalization, all spot on...


    Was this a book you wanted to listen to all in one sitting?

    Would, but never can...


    Any additional comments?

    nope

    0 of 0 people found this review helpful
  • The Rise of Nine

    • UNABRIDGED (10 hrs and 8 mins)
    • By Pittacus Lore
    • Narrated By Neil Kaplan, Devon Sorvari, Marisol Ramirez
    • Whispersync for Voice-ready
    Overall
    (375)
    Performance
    (340)
    Story
    (344)

    Until the day I met John Smith, Number Four, I'd been on the run alone, hiding and fighting to stay alive. Together, we are much more powerful. But it could only last so long before we had to separate to find the others.... I went to Spain to find Seven, and I found even more, including a tenth member of the Garde who escaped from Lorien alive. Ella is younger than the rest of us, but just as brave. Now we're looking for the others - including John. But so are they....

    Christopher says: "Entertaining Story"
    "Every book gets more childish"
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    This book wasn’t for you, but who do you think might enjoy it more?

    A 12 year old who hasn't yet had their parents explain to them how people or reality really interact.


    What was most disappointing about Pittacus Lore’s story?

    I liked the first book. Because of the potential. But instead of utilizing that potential it seems that with every next step the bar is lowered.


    Would you be willing to try another one of the narrators’s performances?

    Very doubtful. I'm not sure if she harmed the story with her performance, or because she was put in a position of having nothing to work with... but this just gets more awful. Not many books do I find that every time I push pause to do something else do I wish I had that time back.


    What reaction did this book spark in you? Anger, sadness, disappointment?

    Waste of time and potential.


    0 of 0 people found this review helpful
  • Divergent

    • UNABRIDGED (11 hrs and 11 mins)
    • By Veronica Roth
    • Narrated By Emma Galvin
    • Whispersync for Voice-ready
    Overall
    (4860)
    Performance
    (4204)
    Story
    (4238)

    In Beatrice Prior's dystopian Chicago, society is divided into five factions, each dedicated to the cultivation of a particular virtue - Candor (the honest), Abnegation (the selfless), Dauntless (the brave), Amity (the peaceful), and Erudite (the intelligent). On an appointed day of every year, all sixteen-year-olds must select the faction to which they will devote the rest of their lives. For Beatrice, the decision is between staying with her family and being who she really is - she can't have both. So she makes a choice that surprises everyone, including herself.

    Grant says: "It's not for me. Loved it anyway."
    "For the "Hunger Games" crowd..."
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    If you could sum up Divergent in three words, what would they be?

    Young, predictable, limited


    What was one of the most memorable moments of Divergent?

    Mom showing up


    If you were to make a film of this book, what would be the tag line be?

    "If you liked the hunger games, you'll probably like this...should be more to this book.


    Any additional comments?

    This book isn't bad...but it's missing some of the meat that would take this from "tween reader" to "adult reader"

    0 of 0 people found this review helpful
  • When Worlds Collide

    • UNABRIDGED (10 hrs and 1 min)
    • By Philip Wylie, Edwin Balmer
    • Narrated By Peter Ganim
    Overall
    (296)
    Performance
    (264)
    Story
    (262)

    A runaway planet hurtles toward Earth. As it draws near, massive tidal waves, earthquakes, and volcanic eruptions wrack our planet, devastating continents, drowning cities, and wiping out millions. In central North America, a team of scientists race to build a spacecraft powerful enough to escape the doomed Earth. Their greatest threat, they soon discover, comes not from the skies but from other humans.

    Diane says: "AN OLDIE BUT GOODIE"
    "Stunning to realize this was written in the 1930's"
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    If you could sum up When Worlds Collide in three words, what would they be?

    So, the problem is two fold: 1) that you continually want to call


    2 of 3 people found this review helpful
  • I Am Number Four

    • UNABRIDGED (11 hrs and 24 mins)
    • By Pittacus Lore
    • Narrated By Neil Kaplan
    • Whispersync for Voice-ready
    Overall
    (1056)
    Performance
    (619)
    Story
    (621)

    Nine of us came here. We look like you. We talk like you. We live among you. But we are not you. We can do things you dream of doing. We have powers you dream of having. We are stronger and faster than anything you have ever seen. We are the superheroes you worship in movies and comic books—but we are real.

    Brynn says: "Annoying book we wanted to like"
    "A little too...performed"
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    The book, itself, is actually pretty good. A good start to a movie franchise (if they don't screw it up). But... There were way too many times where I got the feeling that the editor inserted words just to make the descriptions longer, and I found myself saying "get on with it." That alone, isn't the only reason for the "four" stars though. Neither is the title. *grin*

    The reason I wrote this review is the narration. The narration is 85% good, 15% horrible. Over-acted. Or to use the words of the narrator - "Performed." Not read. Not narrated in such a way that the characters, voices and inflections seem plausible. But HORRIBLY overdone in a few cases. Don't skip it because of this, but you will immediately know what I'm talking about when you hear these specific characters.

    4 of 4 people found this review helpful
  • Tongues of Serpents: Temeraire, Book 6

    • UNABRIDGED (9 hrs and 47 mins)
    • By Naomi Novik
    • Narrated By Simon Vance
    • Whispersync for Voice-ready
    Overall
    (366)
    Performance
    (211)
    Story
    (207)

    A dazzling blend of military history, high-flying fantasy, and edge-of-your-seat adventure, Naomi Novik’s Temeraire novels, set in an alternate Napoleonic era in which intelligent dragons have been harnessed as weapons of war, are more than just perennial bestsellers—they are a worldwide phenomenon. Now, in Tongues of Serpents, Naomi Novik is back, along with the dragon Temeraire and his rider and friend, Capt. Will Laurence.

    Melanie says: "It's a fun ride, but it doesn't go anywhere"
    "Droning"
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    I've loved the series thus far, but this book just bored me to sleep. It's like getting your high school report card back..."So much potential, if he'd just use it". It's like during the planning out the book, they diagramed it, put in the "hooks," then handed it off to a ghost writer who wrote the bland "between the scenes" and never got around to actually doing anything with the hooks.

    I'm hoping the next one restores my faith, because it really is a great series to this point.

    2 of 2 people found this review helpful
  • Unhooked: How Young Women Pursue Sex, Delay Love, and Lose at Both

    • UNABRIDGED (9 hrs and 9 mins)
    • By Laura Sessions Stepp
    • Narrated By Ellen Archer
    Overall
    (73)
    Performance
    (12)
    Story
    (10)

    Here's an eye-opening examination of the "hookup" culture, seen through the experiences of high-school- and college-age women who confront the hard lessons of dating, love, and sex. Stepp follows three groups of young women and comes away with some disturbing insights. Relationships and romance are seen as messy and time-consuming, and love is postponed or, worse, seen as impossible. Many young women can't handle this, and they're being battered physically and emotionally by the new dating landscape.

    Elton says: "Essential Reading for Parents"
    "For every parent, and young woman"
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    To understand my review, it may be best to describe myself. I grew up in the culture just barely before that of these girls studied in this book. I'm still of the 'old school' who opens doors and expects a woman to be worthy of a date, though I date women from this generation - I've done the "hook up" for many years and have grown past it. This book describes, in honest "in-your-face" detail, the way most younger adults now think. The real lesson is that this is a review on an entire culture, not just women and sexuality.

    Probably the best audience for this book is for young women themselves, but immediately thereafter for parents of young women. And by young women, I mean 12-14 year old women. Yes, specifically that young, because whether you like it or not, or you think it or not...your daughters are who this is book is nodding towards. And if you think "not my daughter", then it's even MORE likely your daughter could be reviewed in the next revision.

    I think ths book would help you to read/understand your children. Read their problems and pressures, their emotions and their fears. Stop acting like "they're too young." You don't get to decide that any more. You gave up that right when you expected them to act like adults at 14. If you want to take any semblance of that back, then you need to learn to communicate with them and talk openly about the things you DON'T like to think are happening. And to do that, you need to actually know the truth. Not just what you want to hear.

    3 of 3 people found this review helpful

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