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Onyx

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MONROE, WA, United States | Member Since 2011

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  • Married with Zombies

    • UNABRIDGED (6 hrs and 39 mins)
    • By Jesse Petersen
    • Narrated By Cassandra Campbell
    • Whispersync for Voice-ready
    Overall
    (559)
    Performance
    (482)
    Story
    (480)

    A heartwarming tale of terror in the middle of the zombie apocalypse. Meet Sarah and David. Once upon a time, they met and fell in love. But now they’re on the verge of divorce and going to couples’ counseling. On a routine trip to their counselor, they notice a few odd things: the lack of cars on the highway, the missing security guard, and the fact that their counselor, Dr. Kelly, is ripping out her previous client’s throat. Meet the zombies....

    decembergrit says: "Good read for zombie fans"
    "Amusing read for Seattleites"
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    I'm from Seattle, so reading a book about a Zombie apocalypse that starts here is pretty amusing. I love Cassandra Campbell's narration, I've listened to several books of hers already.
    Even if you're not from Seattle, if you like books about zombies, or just want to try something new, this is a good one.

    1 of 1 people found this review helpful
  • Trainspotting

    • UNABRIDGED (12 hrs and 5 mins)
    • By Irvine Welsh
    • Narrated By Tam Dean Burn
    • Whispersync for Voice-ready
    Overall
    (47)
    Performance
    (45)
    Story
    (43)

    Choose us. Choose life. Choose mortgage payments; choose washing machines; choose cars; choose sitting oan a couch watching mind-numbing and spirit-crushing game shows, stuffing f****n junk food intae yir mooth. Choose rotting away, pishing and shiteing yersel in a home, a total f***n embarrassment tae the selfish, f****d-up brats ye've produced. Choose life.

    Flavius says: "Powerful, Profane and Profound"
    "I didn't even finish it."
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    The only thing that impressed me about this book was the narrator's accent. If it's not one he was born with, then he did a good impersonation. That said, it was hard to understand if I wasn't giving my full attention to it, and since I like to listen to books while doing other things, this made it hard to read. Get past that, and the actual story didn't impress me either. Kids strung out on drugs, nearly dying for another fix... I think it really lost me at the point where he's digging through sh*t to get a pill out of the feces so he can get high later. I understand this is a reality for some people, it's just not something I want to read about. I guess I'm gonna see how audible's return policy works.

    2 of 12 people found this review helpful

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