"Annoying bigoted old man can't get to the point"
"nobody likes ordinary people, they are boring"
"think of the sexiest woman you know, now think of her bald, not so sexy now is she"
STFU
I want writing tips, not tips on how to reject everything that isn't mainstream.
Yes there are genuinely good writing tips in here, but they are each buried under half an hour to an hour of boring bs examples and waffle.
This book written by and editor SURE AS HELL NEEDS AND EDITOR!
The irony of that and reading a book discussing how to make your characters more likeable while finding the narrator deeply unpleasant wasn't lost on me.
I got through two and a half hours of this and I want a damn medal.
"made the pain worse"
between every moment all I could think was AAAAAAHHHH HOLY FUKINNNN AAAAHHHH THIS FORKINNN HURTS! OH GOD KILL ME! and the pain was definitely worse when listening to this book than at any other time. It felt like all this attention to the pain was holding a magnifying glass up to the pain
Seriously
one of the first instructions was to bring your minds eye to the pain.
Who the hell does that without numbing or strengthing the body first?
I know this kind of pain can be treated with hypnotism, but not with this book.
Maybe it's better if you only have a minor ache.
Shame the book wasn't called "Meditation for minor ache relief"
so I am going to call it ineffective.
VERY ineffective.
"Clearly the best thing I've ever heard."
It's glorious.
EVERYTHING! The strong female lead roles that still maintain their essential softness and stay true to the characters. The chance to see characters I love so much kick zombie ass. Every minute was glorious and wonderful. Not a single scene was dull.
The accent is a lot like one me and my friends would put on when telling made up stories to each other so it added a lot to my personal experience of the book.
I stayed up until 4am listening to the book. The next morning/lunch time I slept through three phone calls from the boy I was supposed to be having a date with, the sound of the ringing tone working its way into the narrative of my dream as I try to work out which zombie I need to slice in half to answer the call.
I love this book and will send myself broke listening to the series.
"I have never been so happy to cry."
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Why is it that the closest thing to an invitation to say what I thought of the book is