FAIR OAKS, CA, United States | Member Since 2009
People that like irrational love stories and very slow almost non exeistant plots.
At least half them, there was so must stuff in here that seemed completely random and pointless.
I found this series to have the kind of "well written" and "witty" dialogue that every 12 year old pervert will love, due to it's "well" thought out and "intellectual" nature. However I beseech one to read that series as one will not be surprised in the least by the plot twists, in fact from page 1, a discernible reader will know the basic ending of the story, and thus can praise it for being a well written work of fantasy. The author's characterization of women as being either virgins or whores will astound even the most ignoble character. And one can only marvel at the rate which the lesser characters die off, while the major ones do not. Seriously though, all I can say is WOW!This was the MOST overhyped book I have ever read. So many people recommended it to me I expected something really good. What I got was a book that felt like a young adult book that was trying to be adult by swearing and talking about sex, just like a 12 year old boy would do.While the book was entertaining and had some good concepts, it was deeply flawed in many ways, and really felt like it was targeted to 12-20 year old crowd, or should have been a CW network TV show. It was full of overused tropes and the way side characters all died off was like watching horror movie where everyone gets killed really easily while the hero can miraculously survive. And lastly there where many similarities in this book to the first book of the Mistborn Series, only the Mistborn book was, way, way better. Now given that this was the authors first book I will give him some slack and say that the battle scenes where well done and the way magic was used was cool, if not fully explained with rules applied to it. I will check out the next book to see if the writing improves (which I heard it does, but from what I heard this was one of the best books ever written too, so what I heard my also be false) and the overall plot does get your interest, the machinations of foreign powers taking over. For people who have not read The Broken Sword by Paul Anderson, The Black Company, Fritz Leiber, The Chronicles of Amber or the Deed of Paksenarrion by Elizabeth Moon, I recommend all those over this. And if you want a long read, then Game of Thrones and Wheels of Time are both better as well. Unless you are in your late teens or early 20's, then you will probably love this story.
No more by Howard. This has such high reviews, but is just normal pulp fare. If you have read one pulp you have read them all. Here is the plot of 99% of the pulps.
Invincible hero saves helpless woman who falls for him. That's it and that's what 80% of the stories in this book are about.
I did like the one story where Conan was a King, but that's only about a 10th of the book.
I would have only left one story about the hero saving the helpless women.
A new writer.
Listened to the next 2 books, thinking it would get better, it does not. I love fantasy, but this has to be the most boring story I have every listened to.
He doesn't stand out in my mind as being really good or really bad, so most likely.
All the whiny ones. Which would be all the heroes but the Druid.
If I had read this when I was 12 I'm sure I would have loved it, but I don't know how any adult can read these books an be entertained by them.
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