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  • Everything Is Illuminated

    • UNABRIDGED (11 hrs and 39 mins)
    • By Jonathan Safran Foer
    • Narrated By Jeff Woodman, Scott Shina

    Jonathan is a Jewish college student searching Europe for the one person he believes can explain his roots. Alex, a lover of all things American and unsurpassed butcher of the English language, is his lovable Ukrainian guide. On their quixotic quest, the two young men look for Augustine, a woman who might have saved Jonathan's grandfather from the Nazis. As past and present merge, hysterically funny moments collide with great tragedy, and an unforgettable story of one family's extraordinary history unfolds.

    Chris says: "Heartfelt, fun, but slightly plodsome."
    "Annoying author and reversals"

    Despite my 2-star rating, I enjoyed the book -- the Ukrainian side of the narrator role is hilarious in his consistent misuse of the English language, as if he learned to speak English by reading a thesaurus -- but the phrase that best describes the overall "ick" factor of the book would be "self-absorbed." It's really hard to separate the author of the novel from the protagonist, of the same name, and the latter isn't all that much likable.

    The other thing that really annoys me about the book is the consistent overreaching for quotable moments. The way to manufacture these quotable moments, it seems, is to write a phrase and then reverse it. Or perhaps to reverse the phrase and then write it. You see what I mean. Let's try for a few more:
    - Love is death, but only death is truly love
    - I am my grandfather, and he is me.
    - There are so many things to be said, and there is nothing to be said.

    The book is FULL of these reversals, and it gets so that you just want the author to move past them and keep telling the darn story.

    Anyway, I did like the story, but these two things -- the self-absorbed Jewish narrator/author and the cloying reversals -- disappointed

    3 of 3 people found this review helpful
  • The Post-American World

    • UNABRIDGED (8 hrs and 33 mins)
    • By Fareed Zakaria
    • Narrated By Fareed Zakaria

    For Fareed Zakaria, the great story of our times is not the decline of America but rather the rise of everyone else - the growth of countries such as China, India, Brazil, Russia, South Africa, Kenya, and many, many more. This economic growth is generating a new global landscape where power is shifting and wealth and innovation are bubbling up in unexpected places.

    Gus says: "The Rise of Chindia"
    "Good for novices only"

    Fareed Zakaria is funny on The Daily Show. In this book, he is not funny, nor entertaining, nor particularly insightful. I suppose if you have not been paying attention to the news and don't realize that India (and China) is something of a large country, you may be surprised by what Fareed has to say. I was not.


    0 of 0 people found this review helpful
  • The White Tiger: A Novel

    • UNABRIDGED (8 hrs and 5 mins)
    • By Aravind Adiga
    • Narrated By John Lee
    • Whispersync for Voice-ready

    Balram Halwai is a complicated man. Servant. Philosopher. Entrepreneur. Murderer. Balram tells us the terrible and transfixing story of how he came to be a success in life - having nothing but his own wits to help him along. Through Balram's eyes, we see India as we've never seen it before: the cockroaches and the call centers, the prostitutes and the worshippers, the water buffalo and, trapped in so many kinds of cages that escape is (almost) impossible, the white tiger.

    With a charisma as undeniable as it is unexpected, Balram teaches us that religion doesn't create morality and money doesn't solve every problem.

    Mark P. Furlong says: "Entertaining, thought-provoking, darkly funny"
    "Stopped 10% of the way in"

    The narrator is just annoying (all the things everyone else said about his Apu accent) AND didn't like the 1st person voice (annoying). As for this second point, I can see how that would be a legit literary choice (to have an obnoxious 1st person voice), but I prefer 1st person books where the voice/character is someone I'd want to hang out with on my own accord. This is not one of those.

    0 of 0 people found this review helpful
  • Shantaram

    • UNABRIDGED (43 hrs and 9 mins)
    • By Gregory David Roberts
    • Narrated By Humphrey Bower

    This mesmerizing first novel tells the epic journey of Lin, an escaped convict who flees maximum security prison in Australia to disappear into the underworld of contemporary Bombay. Accompanied by his guide and faithful friend, Prabaker, Lin searches for love and meaning while running a clinic in one of the city's poorest slums and serving his apprenticeship in the dark arts of the Bombay mafia. The keys to unlock the mysteries that bind Lin are held by two people: his mentor Khader Khan, mafia godfather and criminal-philosopher; and the beautiful, elusive Karla, whose passions are driven by dangerous secrets.

    Jamie says: "Do Not Miss This"
    "Don't bother with it if your standards are high"

    The story is good, the details are often amazing, but then the author repeatedly devolves into some pablum about how, say, "the opposite of love is suffering, and the opposite of suffering is love." EVERY CHAPTER has these ridiculous passages, and they don't get any better as the book goes on, trust me. It's a farce of attempted profundity. ... I could only get through half of the book before realizing I was wasting my time. ... To devote 40 hours to an audiobook, it needs to be incredible. This one isn't. Don't bother with it.

    0 of 2 people found this review helpful

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