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MJP_MD

Emergency physician and fantasy nerd in Chicago.

Chicago, IL | Member Since 2007

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  • Halo: The Fall of Reach

    • UNABRIDGED (10 hrs and 59 mins)
    • By Eric Nylund
    • Narrated By Todd McLaren
    • Whispersync for Voice-ready
    Overall
    (515)
    Performance
    (248)
    Story
    (253)

    As the bloody Human-Covenant War rages on Halo, the fate of humankind may rest with one warrior, the lone SPARTAN survivor of another legendary battle...the desperate, take-no-prisoners struggle that led humanity to Halo: the fall of the planet Reach. Now, brought to life for the first time, here is the full story of that glorious, doomed conflict.

    Joseph says: "Great book and easy listen."
    "Great for fans."
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    Would you listen to Halo again? Why?

    Probably not, it's not the sort of book you listen to over and over.


    What was one of the most memorable moments of Halo?

    Final test of MJOLNIR armor.


    Which character – as performed by Todd McLaren – was your favorite?

    Master Chief.


    Did you have an extreme reaction to this book? Did it make you laugh or cry?

    Absolutely not.


    Any additional comments?

    Solid reading if you are a fan of the game. The worst thing about this book is the way that Nylund makes the MC both a sentimental soldier (concern for his Spartans) and a mindless drone. The most violent combat in the book is when John is fighting/killing some ODST in an apparent test of his capabilities and armor. It makes the UNSC seem pretty nasty and John seem like a psychopath.

    0 of 0 people found this review helpful
  • Black Hawk Down

    • UNABRIDGED (15 hrs and 17 mins)
    • By Mark Bowden
    • Narrated By Alan Sklar
    • Whispersync for Voice-ready
    Overall
    (62)
    Performance
    (55)
    Story
    (57)

    Ninety-nine elite American soldiers are trapped in the middle of a hostile city. As night falls, they are surrounded by thousands of enemy gunmen. Their wounded are bleeding to death. Their ammunition and supplies are dwindling. This is the story of how they got there - and how they fought their way out. Black Hawk Down drops you into a crowded marketplace in the heart of Mogadishu, Somalia with the U.S. Special Forces and puts you in the middle of the most intense firelight American soldiers have fought since the Vietnam war.

    Iain says: "A Modern Classic"
    "Excellent "page turner""
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    Would you recommend this audiobook to a friend? If so, why?

    Absolutely, You can't put it down.


    Who was your favorite character and why?

    There aren't really characters, they are real people who were interviewed.

    The Delta people are the most interesting.


    Was there a moment in the book that particularly moved you?

    When the cooks, secretaries, mechanics, etc loaded up and headed into Mogadishu. Good reminder of how everyone in the military is ultimately a soldier.


    1 of 1 people found this review helpful
  • Gardens of the Moon: The Malazan Book of the Fallen, Book 1

    • UNABRIDGED (26 hrs and 8 mins)
    • By Steven Erikson
    • Narrated By Ralph Lister
    Overall
    (438)
    Performance
    (374)
    Story
    (372)

    The Malazan Empire simmers with discontent, bled dry by interminable warfare, bitter infighting, and bloody confrontations with ancient and implacable sorcerers. Even the imperial legions, long inured to the bloodshed, yearn for some respite. Yet Empress Laseen’s rule remains absolute, enforced by her dreaded Claw assassins. For Sergeant Whiskeyjack and his squad of Bridgeburners, and for Tattersail, their lone surviving mage, the aftermath of the siege of Pale should have been a time to mourn the many dead. But Darujhistan, last of the Free Cities, yet holds out.

    Michael says: "A Powerfully Written Epic Demanding Your Attention"
    "Probably best to read on paper/kindle"
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    Would you consider the audio edition of Gardens of the Moon to be better than the print version?

    No I doubt it. It's a VERY complex book and I am someone who listens to my ABs while jogging, lifting, doing housework, driving etc. There are so many characters in here and so many factions it's easy to get confused. I love GOTM but I wish I had a non-spoiler crib sheet that would have told me who was who and who was aligned with who.


    What was one of the most memorable moments of Gardens of the Moon?

    Fall of Pale.
    Interactions between Wiskeyjack and his team.
    Rake fighting the hounds.


    What about Ralph Lister’s performance did you like?

    It was great.


    Any additional comments?

    This is a fantastic epic fantasy book, but it is so complex that sometimes the audio format makes you lose track of what is going on.

    Probably the biggest problem for me was that I couldn't even keep track of which way the factions were aligned.

    The magic is incredible.

    2 of 2 people found this review helpful
  • The Wise Man's Fear: Kingkiller Chronicles, Day 2

    • UNABRIDGED (42 hrs and 59 mins)
    • By Patrick Rothfuss
    • Narrated By Nick Podehl
    • Whispersync for Voice-ready
    Overall
    (5852)
    Performance
    (4386)
    Story
    (4412)

    "My name is Kvothe. I have stolen princesses back from sleeping barrow kings. I burned down the town of Trebon. I have spent the night with Felurian and left with both my sanity and my life. I was expelled from the University at a younger age than most people are allowed in. I tread paths by moonlight that others fear to speak of during day. I have talked to Gods, loved women, and written songs that make the minstrels weep...."

    Joe says: "Excellent, Imaginative, Beautiful, Page Turning!!!"
    "I just don't care anymore"
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    Would you try another book from Patrick Rothfuss and/or Nick Podehl?

    Nope. I did NOTW and then got about halfway through this, just don't care what happens to Kvothe.


    What was most disappointing about Patrick Rothfuss’s story?

    EVERYTHING!There just isn't much going on. Much like in NOTW huge sections of the story are about Kvothe trying to earn money. It drags on and on. The first half of this book is exactly like NOTW but less exciting if you can believe that.Oh no! Kvothe doesn't have any money! Oh sweet relief, Kvothe made some money! Oh no! Kvothe is in trouble! Oh boy, he got out of trouble!I got so tired of listening to Kvothe whine and bitch about things, and so tired of Rothfuss's overblown prose with respect to Kvothe's music. The great hero is completely unmanned and depressed if he can't play his lute? There is this ongoing tension between the fact that Kvothe is the best at everything he attempts (music, sympathy, artificery, medicine, naming, cards, etc) and the fact that he is a whiny little ponce who pouts if he can't play his tunes.You think there is going to be some excitement halfway through but you are disappointed. I "finished" the book by reading a plot synopsis on Wikipedia and it looks like it picks up a little bit after I quit but come on, it's just too much to slog through.Again I would say this is highly derivative of Harry Potter without being nearly as fun to read.The Denna story arc starts to drive you crazy. I got to where when she showed up I wanted to just stop reading altogether and it was actually this that made me quit. After her 20th appearance when Kvothe has to keep pretending he is just her friend I was done. It's so juvenile and doesn't seem to be going anywhere. When the thing driving your epic fantasy novel is a coy 16 year old girl, you have major problems.


    Which scene was your favorite?

    Maer's illness.


    Was The Wise Man's Fear worth the listening time?

    Absolutely not.


    Any additional comments?

    I am still just stunned by these reviews that say this is the next LOTR. This series is like if the entirety of the Fellowship took place in the Shire with Frodo planning his trip and organizing Bag End and then by the middle of the Two Towers they had made it to Bree. Take the Nazgul out and replace them with a corrupt innkeeper, take the One Ring and replace it with Frodo's overdrawn checking account and you've got this series.

    1 of 2 people found this review helpful
  • Swarm: Star Force, Book 1

    • UNABRIDGED (9 hrs and 39 mins)
    • By B. V. Larson
    • Narrated By Mark Boyett
    • Whispersync for Voice-ready
    Overall
    (1644)
    Performance
    (1498)
    Story
    (1498)

    Kyle Riggs is snatched by an alien spacecraft sometime after midnight. The ship is testing everyone it catches and murdering the weak. The good news is that Kyle keeps passing tests and staying alive. The bad news is the aliens who sent this ship are the nicest ones out there.

    Mark says: "Finally some ORIGINAL scifi action."
    "Just don't care..."
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    What disappointed you about Swarm?

    Most of it. It's got some decent sci-fi in it but never really makes you care that much. So much of the action takes place inside a windowless ship. I didn't buy many of the plot twists including the very concept of "Star Force."


    What do you think your next listen will be?

    More Patrick Rothfuss


    What about Mark Boyett’s performance did you like?

    He actually did a great job.


    If you could play editor, what scene or scenes would you have cut from Swarm?

    ***Spoiler alert****Probably would not have the kids murdered. It's just so hard to believe that someone could lose 2 kids in a brutal murder and then go on to think about getting a couch or having a new sexual partner within a few days/weeks.


    Any additional comments?

    Comments saying this is the best thing since Star Wars are just ridiculous.

    I stopped listening with many hours to go because I just didn't care what happened to any of the characters or the story.

    2 of 2 people found this review helpful
  • The Name of the Wind: Kingkiller Chronicles, Day 1

    • UNABRIDGED (27 hrs and 58 mins)
    • By Patrick Rothfuss
    • Narrated By Nick Podehl
    • Whispersync for Voice-ready
    Overall
    (7138)
    Performance
    (5048)
    Story
    (5128)

    This is a tale of sorrow, a tale of survival, a tale of one man's search for meaning in his universe, and how that search, and the indomitable will that drove it, gave birth to a legend.

    Aaron says: "Not sure why the reviews are so polar opposite."
    "Harry Potter and the Next Semester's Tuition"
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    Would you try another book from Patrick Rothfuss and/or Nick Podehl?

    Maybe.


    If you???ve listened to books by Patrick Rothfuss before, how does this one compare?

    n/a


    Did Nick Podehl do a good job differentiating all the characters? How?

    Very good.


    Did The Name of the Wind inspire you to do anything?

    No.


    Any additional comments?

    I'm really surprised at some of the comments I read stating this was Tolkein-esque or a new fantasy masterpiece. It's decent but that's about it.

    The influence of Harry Potter is pretty heavy-handed. Most of the action takes place at an exclusive school and follows the exploits of a underdog wonderkid. It's not totally Hogwarts, but some of the scenes are shockingly similar. Hero takes off to do something secret and faces the consternation of two wise-cracking friends when he gets back.

    Mild SPOILER ALERT: The book opens with what seems like true epic fantasy then degenerates into a financial problem. A great deal of the action involves Kvothe trying to figure out how he is going to finance his ongoing education. Despite the promising first action scene when you get hints of demons, evil, and minions the rest of the action revolves around a bully, an industrial accident, and a wild (but in no way evil) animal. At the end of the book I realized that the epic fantasy aspect had shrunk to basically nothing.

    As others have stated there is an incredibly annoying story line with a love-interest that never goes anywhere and from reading reviews of book 2 continues to not go anywhere.

    Imagine a mid series Harry Potter book, make Voldemort much more of a background figure, and pretend that Hogwarts had steep tuition and you've pretty much got this one.

    8 of 10 people found this review helpful
  • Rainbow Six

    • UNABRIDGED (35 hrs and 56 mins)
    • By Tom Clancy
    • Narrated By Michael Prichard
    • Whispersync for Voice-ready
    Overall
    (845)
    Performance
    (595)
    Story
    (594)

    Ex-Navy SEAL John Clark is the newly named head of Rainbow, an international task force dedicated to combating terrorism. In a trial by fire, he must stop a terrorist group of men and women so extreme that their success could literally mean the end of life on earth as we know it.

    Brodie says: "Tom Clancy (Top Cat)"
    "Excellent action interspersed with...."
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    Let me start out by saying the action sequences in this book (especially the Theme Park) are first rate. The members of the team are believable and Clancy can certainly write a fight.

    The story is a long shot to believe, as you will see. You sort of have to suspend disbelief, any reader will recognize that even for Clancy this is pretty unlikely stuff. I'm not really spoiling the book since you'll figure this out in the first 2 hours but it's a tale of a special counter-terrorism unit that basically forms up and then immediately has tons of business. It gets explained why, but the unrealistic thing is that an outbreak of terror attacks like happen in the novel would likely cripple the Western world, whereas in the book it just trips along.

    The thing that made me really irritated is the "sleuthing" factor. All of Clancy's heroes and villains are always at the top of their game - best at everything, great shots, fluent in multiple languages, etc etc etc. But there is this stupid theme in the book where a few clues are dropped and whether it's the good guys thinking about the bad guys or the bad guys thinking about the good guys they pretty much guess right every time.

    So every time a few characters are speculating about the opposition it's like Sherlock Holmes on steroids. The next sentence is not a spoiler (as all will become apparent in the first few chapters) but an example: Hmm, this operation seemed expensive and involved money, drugs, and terrorists. Therefore it must be a rogue American pharmaceutical corporation with a former KGB spy working for them. Bingo.

    It gets a little tiresome, and you pine for Clancy's descriptions of training and operation deployments.

    3 of 3 people found this review helpful
  • Live Free or Die: Troy Rising, Book One

    • UNABRIDGED (17 hrs and 35 mins)
    • By John Ringo
    • Narrated By Mark Boyett
    • Whispersync for Voice-ready
    Overall
    (1669)
    Performance
    (1053)
    Story
    (1064)

    When aliens trundled a gate to other worlds into the solar system, the world reacted with awe, hope and fear. But the first aliens to come through, the Glatun, were peaceful traders and the world breathed a sigh of relief.

    Jonathan says: "Conflicted"
    "Republican Physicists in Space!!!"
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    This is actually solid and creative sci-fi. A few of the reviews I read accuse the book and the author of racism but I think this is going way too far. The story is basically about Republican physicists saving the world. Even as someone who is very politically progressive I enjoyed it immensely. The conservative stuff is not hidden, the author just throws it right out there and in that way it's almost funny. The good guys are heads of corporations who are trying to save humanity despite government interference/regulation. There's a bunch of little digs in the vein of "if we can just keep the damned government off our backs" and even a slam on space-environmentalists ("we've trashed our own planet enough...")

    That said I didn't find any of this overbearing and in reality the author is probably correct that first contact with alien species would not dry up all the hundred year old political squabbles on earth.

    Alot of this book is concerned with the size/scope/power requirements of spacefaring. I bring that up to say that despite the levity of the dialogue it's actually pretty hard core sci-fi. Those hoping for laser battles or light-saber fights will be disappointed by this novel. The major battle scene reads almost like a physics textbook.

    Overall this is a fun read. The narrator is excellent, he does some voice modulation for different characters but does not go to the ridiculous lengths to which some are tempted.

    41 of 49 people found this review helpful
  • The Eye of the World: Book One of The Wheel of Time

    • UNABRIDGED (29 hrs and 32 mins)
    • By Robert Jordan
    • Narrated By Kate Reading, Michael Kramer
    Overall
    (6830)
    Performance
    (2991)
    Story
    (3030)

    When their village is attacked by trollocs, monsters thought to be only legends, three young men, Rand, Matt, and Perrin, flee in the company of the Lady Moiraine, a sinister visitor of unsuspected powers. Thus begins an epic adventure set in a world of wonders and horror, where what was, what will be, and what is, may yet fall under the Shadow.

    Greg says: "This Series Rocks"
    "Very poor epic fiction"
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    This is not a good fantasy novel. It is Tolkien derivative without the action of Shanara. It is adolescent without the charm of Harry Potter. It is epic without the scope of George R.R. Martin. It wants to be complex but lacks the grit of RA Salvatore. It is firmly in the genre without being a rollicking good page turner like a Weiss/Hickman novel.
    Maybe this is the opening salvo in a series that just gets better and better but after slogging through it I can't imagine spending more money to find out what happens to these cardboard characters.
    There is a farmboy with hints of a deeper destiny. His wise-cracking sidekick who becomes embroiled in dark events. They are being chased by orcs and Nazgul (trollocks and Fades). They are assisted by a shadowy ranger ("Warder") who may be some sort of royalty and a powerful wizard who is not completely pure. I kept waiting for a taciturn elf-prince and a sarcastic but brave dwarf to join the fellowship.
    Another extremely irritating thing is that Jordan places about a quarter of the novel in various inns. This may be some sort of nod to old D+D players but it falls very flat after the 5th description of hot mulled wine, serving girls, and spare but clean rooms.
    I suppose if epic fantasy is all you read this will fill in the gaps between more serious offerings but that is all it could hope to be.

    31 of 52 people found this review helpful
  • Jonathan Strange & Mr. Norrell

    • UNABRIDGED (32 hrs and 2 mins)
    • By Susanna Clarke
    • Narrated By Simon Prebble
    Overall
    (2728)
    Performance
    (744)
    Story
    (747)

    English magicians were once the wonder of the known world, with fairy servants at their beck and call; they could command winds, mountains, and woods. But by the early 1800s they have long since lost the ability to perform magic. They can only write long, dull papers about it, while fairy servants are nothing but a fading memory.

    Andrew says: "Best Listen In a Long Time"
    "I have to say"
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    Clarke's book is epic in its scope. I greatly enjoyed listening to this novel. The only reason I give it 4 stars is because it is really about 3 different smaller books. That Clarke combined them is great for an audible.com user (30+ hours for one credit) but in the last 10 hours you are caught trying to remember all of the backstory.

    0 of 0 people found this review helpful

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