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Linda

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United States | Member Since 2011

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  • 13 reviews
  • 76 ratings
  • 152 titles in library
  • 28 purchased in 2013
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  • I Was a Secret Weapon

    • UNABRIDGED (1 hr and 27 mins)
    • By Richard Sabia
    • Narrated By Mark F. Smith
    Overall
    (3)
    Performance
    (2)
    Story
    (2)

    The Communists never have a chance. They are prepared to fight with atomic weapons. The U.S. instead uses... Dolliver Wims, history's first recorded person capable of turning other people accident-prone. Wims is a walking disaster who never gets caught in the shambles he creates! With great good humor, Sabia turns his lens on what might have happened had the Cold War gone hot!

    Linda says: "It was the Reader in the Studio with the Mic"
    "It was the Reader in the Studio with the Mic"
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    He killed the book right in front of my ears. I couldn't even get through the first paragraph. Normally, I give a book or movie 20 minutes, but the fake Southern accent was so far off the mark that I knew the publisher didn't care too much about this one. I only gave it average marks on the "Overall" and "Story" in order to warn others who are particular about their dialects. Perhaps some day when I'm taking more prozac or drinking more, I can revisit it and put aside my disdain for the reader's lack of prep on that one voicing.

    1 of 1 people found this review helpful
  • Let's Explore Diabetes with Owls

    • UNABRIDGED (6 hrs and 25 mins)
    • By David Sedaris
    • Narrated By David Sedaris
    Overall
    (240)
    Performance
    (216)
    Story
    (218)

    From the unique perspective of David Sedaris comes a new collection of essays taking his listeners on a bizarre and stimulating world tour. From the perils of French dentistry to the eating habits of the Australian kookaburra, from the squat-style toilets of Beijing to the particular wilderness of a North Carolina Costco, we learn about the absurdity and delight of a curious traveler's experiences.

    FanB14 says: "Devout Fan Disappointed"
    "Hilarious and poignant but obsessed with sex"
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    What did you love best about Let's Explore Diabetes with Owls?

    I enjoy Sedaris' descriptive phrases, his offbeat sense of humor, and his unexpected candor about his own shortcomings as a human.


    How would you have changed the story to make it more enjoyable?

    The only way and the best way this collection of essays could have been more enjoyable would be to excise the obsessive sexual references. They're not funny, clever, or quirky. They're just token and out of place, as if put there to show he's still virile - as if any of us need to be reminded that all men, whether they are straight, gay, bi, young or old, are usually thinking about sex - or perhaps to sell the book to the masses who care nothing for his prose or his velvety-smooth delivery in this audio book.


    Have you listened to any of David Sedaris’s other performances before? How does this one compare?

    I did not spew coffee on my Mac this time, even when he spoke of Amy's gift of the crocheted owl mask. But it is comparable in pithiness and humor to Me Talk Pretty One Day and Dress Your Children etc.


    If you were to make a film of this book, what would be the tag line be?

    Some Owls and Turtles, But Mostly Sex


    Any additional comments?

    Had to stop listening at the sixth story because the multiple sexual references became so tiresome his prose wasn't worth the slog through the sex.

    4 of 10 people found this review helpful
  • Mrs. Budley Falls from Grace: The Poor Relation, Book 3

    • UNABRIDGED (5 hrs and 9 mins)
    • By M. C. Beaton
    • Narrated By Davina Poter
    • Whispersync for Voice-ready
    Overall
    (106)
    Performance
    (95)
    Story
    (95)

    Eliza Budley is a beautiful widow whose husband gambled away his fortune. Lady Fortescue reminds the others that, to be fair, Mrs. Budley has no relatives on whom she can call. Gentle Mrs. Budley thinks she has escaped her fate until Sir Philip comes up with a plan: He has heard that the elderly Marquess of Peterhouse is senile, a widower, extremely rich, and unlikely to remember whether Mrs. Budley is a relative or not. So off Mrs. Budley goes. But the marquess turns out to be not so old, hardly senile, and, in fact, quite handsome.

    Clare says: "Consistant Light Romantic Regency Fare"
    "Mrs. Budley Gets Some Guts"
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    What made the experience of listening to Mrs. Budley Falls from Grace the most enjoyable?

    I enjoyed seeing the change in Mrs. Budley from dependent and shy to strong and assertive.


    Who was your favorite character and why?

    I had not really thought much about the character of Mrs. Budley in Books 1 and 2. As usual, though, I liked the male aristocrastic leads best, even though they're basically the same character.


    What does Davina Poter bring to the story that you wouldn’t experience if you just read the book?

    She does a great job distinguishing the various characters with subtle differences in dialect and tone.


    Was this a book you wanted to listen to all in one sitting?

    I was able to do it in two "sittings" while driving.


    1 of 1 people found this review helpful
  • A is for Alibi: A Kinsey Millhone Mystery

    • UNABRIDGED (7 hrs and 43 mins)
    • By Sue Grafton
    • Narrated By Mary Peiffer
    • Whispersync for Voice-ready
    Overall
    (696)
    Performance
    (245)
    Story
    (254)

    This is the first in the popular series featuring California investigator Kinsey Millhone. She's 32, twice divorced, no kids, an ex-cop who likes her work...and who works strictly alone!

    Gene says: "Poorly Narrated"
    "Couldn't Finish"
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    Would you recommend this book to a friend? Why or why not?

    I would if they cared more for plot than character


    What do you think your next listen will be?

    Something set in the 19th century


    What three words best describe Mary Peiffer’s voice?

    Hard-edged but loose


    Did A is for Alibi inspire you to do anything?

    Yes; I believe I will stick with lighter fare like Janet Evanovich and Lisa Lutz


    Any additional comments?

    I had to quit listening because I couldn't believe she had sex with someone she thought might be dangerous. Idiot.

    0 of 1 people found this review helpful
  • Ready Player One

    • UNABRIDGED (15 hrs and 46 mins)
    • By Ernest Cline
    • Narrated By Wil Wheaton
    • Whispersync for Voice-ready
    Overall
    (6179)
    Performance
    (5703)
    Story
    (5699)

    At once wildly original and stuffed with irresistible nostalgia, Ready Player One is a spectacularly genre-busting, ambitious, and charming debut—part quest novel, part love story, and part virtual space opera set in a universe where spell-slinging mages battle giant Japanese robots, entire planets are inspired by Blade Runner, and flying DeLoreans achieve light speed.

    Travis says: "ADD TO CART, POWER UP +10000"
    "Non-Geek Loves RPO!"
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    Would you consider the audio edition of Ready Player One to be better than the print version?

    I have gone back and forth between the audio and Kindle versions of this book. They are both excellent in their own way. However, I already thought Wil Wheaton was just as cute as a button, and his performance was absolutely stellar.


    What did you like best about this story?

    Usually I am attracted to the characters in novels more than the plots. However, this plot intrigued me and sucked me in from the beginning. I wasn't as fascinated with the character at first since I have almost nothing in common with him. However, Cline made him so authentic that I couldn't help liking him. Both of my sons are geeks, so I guess I sort of saw him as a child figure. But it was the story and the action that usually kept me going.


    Which character – as performed by Wil Wheaton – was your favorite?

    As I said before, Wade Watts reminds me of my boys, so he was my favorite.


    Did you have an extreme reaction to this book? Did it make you laugh or cry?

    I laughed out loud a lot and got weird looks from people in my neighborhood while I was listening and walking my dog at the same time.


    Any additional comments?

    You do not have to be a geek to enjoy this book. The good guys win. I HATE stories that end badly, especially sci-fi.


    Plus, the guy gets the girl and vice-versa. I'm a hopeless romantic.

    Even I could follow every move on every video game. Maybe hard-core video game players might find it pedantic, but the story should keep them entertained even if the video game sequences and/or 80s trivia references bore them.

    There's a lot of language from which I would probably shield elementary kids and most middle schoolers, but most high schoolers will have matured to the point at which a few blue words are not going to ruin their character.

    PG13.





    0 of 0 people found this review helpful
  • The End of the Affair

    • UNABRIDGED (6 hrs and 28 mins)
    • By Graham Greene
    • Narrated By Colin Firth
    Overall
    (1125)
    Performance
    (1027)
    Story
    (1014)

    Graham Greene’s evocative analysis of the love of self, the love of another, and the love of God is an English classic that has been translated for the stage, the screen, and even the opera house. Academy Award-winning actor Colin Firth (The King’s Speech, A Single Man) turns in an authentic and stirring performance for this distinguished audio release.

    Emily - Audible says: "Colin Firth Kills It"
    "Dostoevsky-esque Prose Made Accessible by Firth"
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    First of all, Colin Firth. His name should be a verb. I listened to the sample and immediately purchased the book despite the fact that I had no credits left. My fangirl status completely overwhelms any academic critique I might begin on his performance, so I must move on to Mr. Greene.

    I am unfamiliar with any of Greene's other work, but when the book came out to great praise, I remember thinking,Well, there's one I'll never read. First of all, I had young children at the time. Any smidgen of time I could carve out for anything beyond Caldecott and Newbery award winners was spent on sleep. How a) depressing and b) overdone is a novel about some wronged lover's introspective interactions with his ex-girlfriend and her husband. Yawn to the tenth power. I still have very little time to read, so I choose carefully. I am grateful to Audible for this delivery system which gives me fewer excuses to eschew good literature.

    I am so sorry I did not have the time for this novel sooner in my life. The rainy night, the beginning in the middle, the conscious effort of the protagonist to explain himself to himself and, even in the midst of planning something that would hurt all of them, to step back and judge himself as he thought God might judge him - this reminded me so much of the beginning of Crime and Punishment. I am intrigued. It's not what one would call a gripping plot, since that's not the point. I will have to be in a good mood when I listen since it's pretty dark. Mr. Firth will help me overcome any other excuses.

    I have not even listened to a complete hour of this book, but I needed to get that down immediately, in case I forget.

    3 of 4 people found this review helpful
  • Ricky Gervais Show: The Complete Fifth Season: Free Excerpt

    • UNABRIDGED (3 mins)
    • By Ricky Gervais, Steve Merchant, Karl Pilkington
    • Narrated By Ricky Gervais, Steve Merchant, Karl Pilkington
    Overall
    (641)
    Performance
    (251)
    Story
    (253)

    This is a free excerpt of Ricky Gervais Show: The Complete Fifth Season.

    Linda says: "Do NOT listen with a beverage in your mouth!"
    "Do NOT listen with a beverage in your mouth!"
    Overall
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    Monty Python of the New Millenium? Not really. Instead of doing sketches, these guys ramble and discuss random facts and events in an effort to draw out the complete moronic genius of Karl Pilkington. I love Monty, but I also love Gervais, Pilkington, and Merchant. I gave it 3 stars for story since there's not really a story. But that is of no consequence.

    1 of 1 people found this review helpful
  • Trail of the Spellmans: Document #5

    • UNABRIDGED (10 hrs and 16 mins)
    • By Lisa Lutz
    • Narrated By Christina Moore
    • Whispersync for Voice-ready
    Overall
    (99)
    Performance
    (86)
    Story
    (86)

    For the first time in Spellman history, Isabel Spellman might be the most normal member of her family. Mom has taken on an outrageous assortment of extracurricular activities. Dad has a secret. Her brother and sister are at war, but neither will reveal the source of the conflict. While domestic disturbances abound, there is one source of sanity in the Spellman household: Demetrius Merriweather, employee of the month for 18 months straight. Things aren't any simpler on the business side of Spellman Investigations....

    John S. says: "There's a payoff, albeit a weak one"
    "Luvs me some Spelmans!"
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    Lutz never disappoints and she's done it again. Get ready for a Rae that can drive, a David that doesn't patronize or judge, and parents who still have a few secrets. Lutz is often described as a West-coast Janet Evanovich, but these characters are fleshier and more unpredictable.

    1 of 1 people found this review helpful
  • Mrs. Pollifax and the Second Thief

    • UNABRIDGED (4 hrs and 57 mins)
    • By Dorothy Gilman
    Overall
    (80)
    Performance
    (39)
    Story
    (39)

    The one and only Mrs. Emily Pollifax is a part-time CIA operative and full-time garden-clubbing grandmother from New Jersey. In this adventure, she is off to the Sicilian countryside on a daring mission to rescue John Sebastian Farrell, a former CIA comrade, who was shot while trying to track down a document that allegedly bears the signature of Julius Caesar.

    Jackie says: "Great Story-Wrong Narrator"
    "Worth Getting Used to the Narrator"
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    I am so partial to the original narrator of the Mrs. Pollifax series that it takes me a couple of chapters to settle in. I had to listen to the first two chapters twice because I was so distracted by the narrator. Also, my Nano seems to be on amphetamines, so this adds to the problem.

    As always, though, I thoroughly enjoy Mrs. Pollifax and Farrell together again, but I STILL haven't found the book in which she and Cyrus meet in Zambia. Still looking...

    1 of 1 people found this review helpful
  • Maisie Dobbs

    • UNABRIDGED (10 hrs)
    • By Jacqueline Winspear
    • Narrated By Rita Barrington
    • Whispersync for Voice-ready
    Overall
    (1072)
    Performance
    (548)
    Story
    (545)

    Maisie Dobbs isn't just any young housemaid. Through her own natural intelligence - and the patronage of her benevolent employers - she works her way into college at Cambridge. After the War I and her service as a nurse, Maisie hangs out her shingle back at home: M. DOBBS, TRADE AND PERSONAL INVESTIGATIONS. But her very first assignment soon reveals a much deeper, darker web of secrets, which will force Maisie to revisit the horrors of the Great War and the love she left behind.

    A User says: "A delightful discovery"
    "Abrupt change between Chapter 6 and 7"
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    I think perhaps there is a chapter or two missing in Part 1. There are 10 years between the chapters, which was foreshadowed at the end of Chapter 6. However, the listener is plopped down into Maisie's new life with no introduction. Had this been a feature of the previous chapters, it might be plausible, but up until Chapter 7, we've been introduced to everyone and everything quite regularly. Perhaps the disorientation is a literary device meant to show how everyone felt after The Great War - they just wanted it over with ASAP - and that's why WWII happened because they didn't clean up their mess with the Treaty of Versailles.

    Anyway, I'm wondering who these people are and why, if she's a nurse, Maisie is speaking with them.

    More later.

    2 of 2 people found this review helpful

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