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Suzanne

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  • Beauty Queens

    • UNABRIDGED (14 hrs and 37 mins)
    • By Libba Bray
    • Narrated By Libba Bray
    Overall
    (287)
    Performance
    (247)
    Story
    (250)

    The 50 contestants in the Miss Teen Dream pageant thought this was going to be a fun trip to the beach, where they could parade in their state-appropriate costumes and compete in front of the cameras. But sadly, their airplane had another idea, crashing on a desert island and leaving the survivors stranded with little food, little water, and practically no eyeliner. What’s a beauty queen to do? Continue to practice for the talent portion of the program - or wrestle snakes to the ground? Get a perfect tan - or learn to run wild? And what should happen when the sexy pirates show up?

    Vanessa says: "No one left unscathed"
    "SNORE!"
    Overall

    I made in only 3 hours into this book before turning it off. I made it only about 30 minutes before I started tuning out. It has a great premise, superficial beauty queens stranded on a desert island. But the execution of this was less than good. Yes, it has its funny moments... if you've ever watched the show 'Toddlers and Tiaras" you won't find it that crazy of an idea for one character to have been doing 'Christian Pole Dancing" from the age of, I think 9... but even with the few smiles this book brought to me, I just couldn't get past that 3 hour mark...

    2 of 7 people found this review helpful

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