"The suicide helpline says "Just kill yourself""
Tender Branson is the sole surviving member of a religious cult whose doctrine commands you to commit suicide.
I would class this as black comedy. Palahniuk once again delivers an highly entertaining and original story. I stayed up all night just to see where this was going. Starting at the end of the story and finishing at the beginning , this book just keeps you guessing.
I would highly recommend this book if you are looking for a book with guts and a deep story.
Not for the easily offended or faint of heart.
"another 5 star book from Joe Hill"
Joe Hill is a master storyteller and he doesn't disappoint. It is a long story and it takes a bit to get into it but give it a chance you wont regret it! All hail Joe Hill!!
"weird story with zombies"
The story jumps around too much. One minute it is from the dogs perspective then all of a sudden its the cat. A bit too confusing without an explanation. Also some weird rat religious stuff. Just weird but if you are anything like me you will give it a go because there are zombies
"It tries to be sexy but it is just gross"
BLAHH!! What I call mind fart and not even entertaining. The narrator sounds like a transvestite when he is trying to do a sexy woman. Its just weird and not in a good way
"blah"
I chose to ignore the reviews and listen to this one anyway. Bad decision! I hate hearing saliva noises in the narrators mouth and there is a lot of that. Besides that its a pretty shallow story on a subject i've seen before
"so so"
I listened to this not expecting much and it didn't disappoint. I was in between good books and I needed a light read. This fit the bill
"Nicely surprised by this one"
I bought this because I like the narrator and I figured it would be a simple story to pass the time. It was so much more than that. Unpredictable , unique and refreshing . I was forced to reconsider this author as a seriously good storyteller. Nicely done
"Exactly what I expected from 2 masters of horror"
I don't want to give anything away so I will just say listen to this one if you are a horror fan. Excellent story that really draws you in especially for such a short one
"Dull and Boring"
I was really disappointed with this one. It sounded really interesting but it just didn't cut it for me. The narrator even sounded bored!
"ADark Fairy tale for adults"
This story draws you in and doesn't let you go right until the end. Brom writes an original dark fairy tale with many twists and turns. The narrator did an awesome job especially as the voice for Krampus. All around one of the best books I've listened to all year
"OMG I hated this book!"
It was just horrible! It jumped around so much it didn't make much sense to me. I love all things Zombie but yuck!!! Who mixes a bible story with a Zombie novel ? A bad idea that didn't work out. Don't waste your money or credit