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Mark

nyack, NY, United States | Member Since 2005

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  • Florida Roadkill

    • UNABRIDGED (10 hrs and 20 mins)
    • By Tim Dorsey
    • Narrated By George Wilson
    • Whispersync for Voice-ready
    Overall
    (327)
    Performance
    (280)
    Story
    (284)

    Sunshine State trivia buff Serge A. Storms loves eliminating jerks and pests. His drug-addled partner Coleman loves cartoons. Hot stripper Sharon Rhodes loves cocaine, especially when purchased with rich dead men's money. On the other hand, there's Sean and David, who love fishing and are kind to animals - and who are about to cross paths with a suitcase filled with $5 million in stolen insurance money. Serge wants the suitcase. Sharon wants the suitcase. Coleman wants more drugs... and the suitcase.

    Ronald Albury says: "I tried to like it"
    "Its a Mad Mad Mad Florida!"
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    I would never Mistake a Tim Dorsey Novel for a Hiaasen! If anyone does they are not paying attention. Mr. Dorseys characterizations are so wild and wacky they could be real, but only if you believe that truth is stranger than fiction.

    If you are offended easily or dont like creative killings, this is not for you.

    If you have said "i have a sense of humor and this is not funny", this is not for you.

    If you believe that freedom of speech should only go so far, this is not for you.

    Any or all of Tim Dorseys books will make just about anybody with a real sense of humor smile and cringe and spit milk out of your nose while you say i can see that as a newspaper story.

    8 of 9 people found this review helpful
  • Under a Graveyard Sky: Black Tide Rising, Book 1

    • UNABRIDGED (13 hrs and 49 mins)
    • By John Ringo
    • Narrated By Tristan Morris
    • Whispersync for Voice-ready
    Overall
    (426)
    Performance
    (401)
    Story
    (402)

    Zombies are real. And we made them. Are you prepared for the zombie apocalypse? The Smith family is, with the help of a few marines. When an airborne "zombie" plague is released, bringing civilization to a grinding halt, the Smith family, Steven, Stacey, Sophia, and Faith, take to the Atlantic to avoid the chaos. The plan is to find a safe haven from the anarchy of infected humanity. What they discover, instead, is a sea composed of the tears of survivors and a passion for bringing hope.

    Aerindel says: "Interesting beginning that goes nowhere."
    "Simply put, this is a Dumb book."
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    I can see the writer sitting and chuckling to himself as he writes the silly dialog, except its not very funny or ironic. i quickly got sick of the Australian BS, and it gets worse as the book progresses.

    this book needed to be professionally edited and perhaps more research done.

    1 of 2 people found this review helpful
  • The Wrath of the Just: Apocalypse Z, Book 3

    • UNABRIDGED (10 hrs and 6 mins)
    • By Manel Loureiro, Pamela Carmell (translator)
    • Narrated By Nick Podehl
    • Whispersync for Voice-ready
    Overall
    (165)
    Performance
    (155)
    Story
    (153)

    An act of terrorism unleashed an unspeakable biological weapon…and hell on earth. But as the masses felled by a hideous virus rose from the dead to prey on the living, a small band of survivors defied death and its ghastly spawn - determined to outrun the world’s end, and somehow begin again.

    Lesley says: "Satisfying end to a great trilogy!"
    "Apocalypse ZZZ..."
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    This is not really a Zombie story. Zombies are in the background of this story, but like most Series it always ends up the same way.

    "The real threat is from the Living!"

    ZZZzzz...

    1 of 3 people found this review helpful
  • Swords of Exodus: Dead Six, Book 2

    • UNABRIDGED (17 hrs and 24 mins)
    • By Larry Correia, Mike Kupari
    • Narrated By Bronson Pinchot
    • Whispersync for Voice-ready
    Overall
    (649)
    Performance
    (615)
    Story
    (614)

    On the far side of the world, deep in former Soviet Central Asia, lies a stronghold called the Crossroads. It is run with an iron fist by a brutal warlord calling himself Sala Jihan. He is far more than a petty dictator, for Jihan holds the fate of nations in his grasp. To save a world slipping into chaos, Jihan must either fall or be controlled.

    Doug D. Eigsti says: "....Valentine and Lorenzo Battle at the Crossroads"
    "A better name for this book is "Attrition Six""
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    I came for the Wit, Dialog and Action,
    but this book offers less of that and more Philosophizing and Sermons!

    This is still a Good book, but not a Great book like "Dead Six"!

    0 of 1 people found this review helpful
  • Dead Six

    • UNABRIDGED (21 hrs and 26 mins)
    • By Larry Correia, Mike Kupari
    • Narrated By Bronson Pinchot
    • Whispersync for Voice-ready
    Overall
    (989)
    Performance
    (936)
    Story
    (940)

    Michael Valentine, veteran and former member of an elite private military company, has been recruited by the government to conduct a secret counter-terror operation in the Persian Gulf nation of Zubara. The unit is called Dead Six. Their mission is to take the fight to the enemy and not get caught. Lorenzo, assassin and thief extraordinaire, is being blackmailed by the world's most vicious crime lord. His team has to infiltrate the Zubaran terrorist network and pull off an impossible heist or his family will die.

    K says: "Great story, characters, narration, and more"
    "BENCHMARK BOOK"
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    Awesome story and Unbelievable reading!
    Its dark ops with a great Dark sense of humor.

    I liked MHI, but this is actually Better!

    I Cant Believe Bronson Pinchot is Such a Great reader, Blown Away!

    1 of 2 people found this review helpful
  • FREE: Deadlocked 1

    • UNABRIDGED (2 hrs and 13 mins)
    • By A. R. Wise
    • Narrated By Brian Sutherland
    Overall
    (944)
    Performance
    (865)
    Story
    (868)

    David was caught in the middle of the city when the zombie outbreak started. His wife and daughters were at home, stranded on the roof as zombies waited below. He would have to fight through hordes of undead, merciless other survivors, and a series of death defying stunts to get home. However, even if he makes it there, how can he be sure they're safe?

    Amanda says: "WOW ZOMBIE CHAOS AND MAYHEM"
    "Not worth the Price!"
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    This story frustrated me almost as much as when a girl falls down while being chased by a maniac!
    (Spoiler???)
    After the bad guys attempt to kill the dad and threatens the family, they let the bad guys go.

    WTF?
    Was i the only one that read what happen to the dad prior to the bad guy encounter?

    I dont think the author is a dad, because there was no excuse for the dad not to end the threat immediately. I hated the author and the book at that point.

    1 of 2 people found this review helpful
  • Blood Soaked and Contagious

    • UNABRIDGED (15 hrs and 4 mins)
    • By James Crawford
    • Narrated By David Stifel
    • Whispersync for Voice-ready
    Overall
    (46)
    Performance
    (43)
    Story
    (44)

    I am not going to complain to you about my life. We’ve got zombies. They are not the brainless, rotting creatures we’d been led to expect. Unfortunately for us, they’re just as smart as they were before they died, very fast, much stronger than you or me, and possess no internal editor at all. Claws. Did I mention claws? I kill them for a living, but it’s as much a vocation as a freelance career choice. It helps me, helps my neighborhood, and the people I consider to be my family of choice. What’s more?

    AudioBookReviewer says: "Zombie Fallout Fans Rejoice"
    "Not really Zombies, Not really Funny..."
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    Way to far out of the realm of what is a Zombie, he should have called them something else. The author thinks he is funny, but is only mildly funny. This book could be so much better with some good editing.

    2 of 6 people found this review helpful
  • Midnight Riot: Peter Grant, Book 1

    • UNABRIDGED (9 hrs and 56 mins)
    • By Ben Aaronovitch
    • Narrated By Kobna Holdbrook-Smith
    • Whispersync for Voice-ready
    Overall
    (1255)
    Performance
    (1143)
    Story
    (1141)

    Probationary constable Peter Grant dreams of being a detective in London's Metropolitan Police. Too bad his superior plans to assign him to the Case Progression Unit, where the biggest threat he'll face is a paper cut. But Peter's prospects change in the aftermath of a puzzling murder, when he gains exclusive information from an eyewitness who happens to be a ghost. Peter's ability to speak with the lingering dead brings him to the attention of Detective Chief Inspector Thomas Nightingale....

    Nancy J says: "I LOVE this Book!"
    "OUTSTANDING!!!"
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    This is one of the Top Three Audiobooks i have ever experienced. A really great story, with totally believable dialog and topped off with an exceptional read!

    Wow!

    0 of 0 people found this review helpful
  • Bad Monkey

    • UNABRIDGED (11 hrs and 25 mins)
    • By Carl Hiaasen
    • Narrated By Arte Johnson
    • Whispersync for Voice-ready
    Overall
    (883)
    Performance
    (780)
    Story
    (789)

    Andrew Yancy - late of the Miami Police and soon-to-be-late of the Monroe County sheriff’s office - has a human arm in his freezer. There’s a logical (Hiaasenian) explanation for that, but not for how and why it parted from its shadowy owner. Yancy thinks the boating-accident/shark-luncheon explanation is full of holes, and if he can prove murder, the sheriff might rescue him from his grisly Health Inspector gig (it’s not called the roach patrol for nothing). But first - this being Hiaasen country - Yancy must negotiate an obstacle course of wildly unpredictable events with a crew of even more wildly unpredictable characters.

    James says: "Disappointed"
    "Here is a possible Movie Script"
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    (Scene opens as camera pans across the room and stops on an old rotary phone)
    Silence

    (Phone rings)
    Ring, Ring, Ring

    (unknown hand picks up phone and listens)
    "Hello this Carl, i wrote a new book."

    The end

    (Working Title, "Carls phones it in")

    0 of 2 people found this review helpful
  • Emperor Mollusk Versus the Sinister Brain

    • UNABRIDGED (7 hrs and 21 mins)
    • By A. Lee Martinez
    • Narrated By Scott Aiello
    • Whispersync for Voice-ready
    Overall
    (1159)
    Performance
    (1082)
    Story
    (1084)

    Emperor Mollusk. Intergalactic Menace. Destroyer of Worlds. Conqueror of Other Worlds. Mad Genius. Ex-Warlord of Earth. Not bad for a guy without a spine. But what's a villain to do after he's done... everything. With no new ambitions, he's happy to pitch in and solve the energy crisis or repel aliens invaders should the need arise, but if he had his way, he'd prefer to be left alone to explore the boundaries of dangerous science. Just as a hobby, of course. Retirement isn't easy though.

    Kat Hooper says: "Hilariously wacky!"
    "Easily in my Ten Best Ever!"
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    I generally enjoy A. Lee Martinez books, this has been my favorite along the lines of Gil's All Fright Diner. One thing that makes this books so enjoyable is the Reader, Scott Aiello. He did an exceptional job.

    2 of 3 people found this review helpful
  • Gil's All Fright Diner

    • UNABRIDGED (6 hrs and 48 mins)
    • By A. Lee Martinez
    • Narrated By Fred Berman
    • Whispersync for Voice-ready
    Overall
    (319)
    Performance
    (244)
    Story
    (247)

    Duke and Earl are just passing through Rockwood county in their pick-up truck when they stop at the Diner for a quick bite to eat. They aren't planning to stick around-until Loretta, the eatery's owner, offers them $100 to take care of her zombie problem. Given that Duke is a werewolf and Earl's a vampire, this looks right up their alley.But the shambling dead are just the tip of a particularly spiky iceberg.

    colleen says: "I loved it!"
    "In my TOP TEN Books EVER!"
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    Funny, riveting, great reader, Wonderful monster story! I will listen to this one over and over again.

    4 of 4 people found this review helpful

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