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  • Horns: A Novel

    • UNABRIDGED (13 hrs and 55 mins)
    • By Joe Hill
    • Narrated By Fred Berman
    • Whispersync for Voice-ready

    Ignatius Perrish spent the night drunk and doing terrible things. He woke up the next morning with a thunderous hangover, a raging headache, and a pair of horns growing from his temples. At first Ig thought the horns were a hallucination, the product of a mind damaged by rage and grief. He had spent the last year in a lonely, private purgatory, following the death of his beloved, Merrin Williams, who was raped and murdered under inexplicable circumstances.

    bet says: "people are funny"
    "people are funny"

    I just popped by to rate...wasn't even gonna write and then I saw some of the reviews and just had to laugh.....

    The one up top with all the seething vitriol just makes me wonder if the writer has some kind of personal grudge against Hill - could not take that seriously at all - and neither should you. Obvious some odd bias thing happening there...there is just nothing in this book to waranty such heat (lol - yeah yeah...devilish - couldn't help myself) and those offended by the take on religion - why would you read a book called Horns by Joe Hill with a pitchfork on the front? Were you expecting tales of the life and times of Jesus and his pet bunnies and kittens? Lol...unbelievable.

    Honestly, this book is good. I had just finished the latest Stephen King, which I really enjoyed, and was in that awful limbo where you have to pick your next book and you just know it won't be as good as the last and since I had exhausted the King library it struck me - Hey - like father like son, right? And I was not disappointed - genetic greatness. Hill definitely has his own voice, though, not just copying pops - he really is a good, solid horror writer (something there are just way too few of these days). Inventive, funny, made me cry, laugh - kept me interested and Damnit! another hellish reference) I'm back in limbo again! Maybe I'll just go for the ghost stories....after all I really enjoyed 'Heartshaped Box' too.

    and please...if you don't like horror - stop reading and then giving bad reviews to things you should have stayed away from in the first place. It's unfair to the author. Horror is a tricky thing, you either like it or you don't - like country music or...opera!

    81 of 86 people found this review helpful
  • The Cellar: The Beast House Chronicles, Book 1

    • UNABRIDGED (5 hrs and 59 mins)
    • By Richard Laymon
    • Narrated By Therese McLaughlin

    Arguably Laymon's most celebrated and most infamous novel, The Cellar is the first book in his Beast House Chronicles. Only the bravest tourists dare to venture inside the sealed-up Beast House, long rumored to be haunted. But the creature that lives in the cellar is no ghost, and its hungry!

    Johnny says: "Strong story, uneven performance"
    "This title should have a 'GRAPHIC' warning!!!"
    Would you try another book from Richard Laymon and/or Therese McLaughlin?

    no...definitely not.

    Any additional comments?

    Within the 1st 1/2 hour a child is murdered...within the next half hour a child is graphically raped in a bathtub while watching her mother murdered.

    The book should have a warning - for the life of me I cannot figure out why an author would have written that scene for entertainment value. I'm not a squeamish person - I love my Richard Matheson, Stephen King, Joe Hill, etc., but there is absolutely no justifiable reason to put a graphic rape scene of a child into anything and call it's repellent. Richard Laymon is a degenerate, no talent, low life, hack. Period.

    Also, graphic shock value does not mask some of the worst prose I've ever read. There are ways to show the evil of a child murder....but it takes a better writer. Laymon should pick up a copy of Stephen King's 'It' and study, or try reading Bram Stoker's Dracula - there's a scene in which a baby is murdered, but the writing is so good you are heartbroken instead of completely and utterly disgusted by both the writer and the book.

    Such unbelievably bad writing....terrible, terrible, terrible.

    I just barfed in my mouth a little having to think of it again. ugh....

    0 of 0 people found this review helpful
  • Mistress of the Art of Death: A Novel

    • UNABRIDGED (13 hrs and 12 mins)
    • By Ariana Franklin
    • Narrated By Rosalyn Landor
    • Whispersync for Voice-ready

    In medieval England, four children have been murdered, and the townsfolk blame their Jewish neighbors. The doctor chosen to investigate is a woman, Adelia. As she examines the victims and retraces their last steps, she must conceal her true identity in order to avoid accusations of witchcraft. Along the way, she's assisted by Sir Rowley Picot, a man with a personal stake in the investigation. A former Crusader knight, Rowley may be a needed friend - or the fiend for whom they are searching.

    Irenehope says: "History-Mystery of the Year & its only March"
    "Breaks my heart......"
    Any additional comments?

    This series is among my absolute favorites. The female lead is smart and strong and not that pretty - in fact, she's a plain little thing with attitude and real smarts...and I like that! Vesuvia Adelia Rachel Ortese Aguila is exactly what she wants to be and makes no excuses....a very good role model after the Twilight/Bella 'save me save me' sad excuse for a heroine. You can get behind Adelia and root for her wholeheartedly. She's awesome.

    The author has written a book that some may find very odd and think is historically's actually far more accurate than we Americans have been taught in our limited educational system. There is a strong emphasis on a world that was more influenced by Muslim and Jewish culture than we have been led to believe and for that I give Ariana Franklin great respect.

    Ariana Franklin is the pen name for the author and journalist Diana Norman. She was a very intelligent woman and she has handed that same trait over to her characters.The novel is dark, clever, humorous and beautifully written. The characters jump off the page and into your heart...don't be surprised if you find yourself immediately seeking out the next in the series when done...and the series just gets better and better....

    Not for the faint of heart - some bits are graphic...but this is a novel about a child murderer during the middle ages - a very violent time. The weaving of historical characters is great fun - her Henry II will always be the one I think of when he is mentioned - he comes to life in her hands - fab. Great narration as well.

    Spoiler Alert! - sadly, the author passed away in 2011 leaving not so much loose ends - the characters are pretty much set, but a sense of a cancelled adventure that I really really REALLY wanted to go on....there were gonna be pirates! and each time I begin a new series I hope it will be even half as good as this one was.

    I keep hoping that Masterpiece Theatre or HBO will make a series.....a girl can dream...but only if they let me cast it!

    1 of 1 people found this review helpful
  • The Yard

    • UNABRIDGED (14 hrs and 42 mins)
    • By Alex Grecian
    • Narrated By Toby Leonard Moore
    • Whispersync for Voice-ready

    Victorian London is a cesspool of crime, and Scotland Yard has only 12 detectives - known as “The Murder Squad” - to investigate thousands of murders every month. Created after the Metropolitan Police’s spectacular failure to capture Jack the Ripper, The Murder Squad suffers rampant public contempt. They have failed their citizens. When Walter Day, the squad’s newest hire, is assigned the case of the murdered detective, he finds a strange ally in the Yard’s first forensic pathologist, Dr. Bernard Kingsley.

    Debra says: "Enjoyable annoying book"
    "Characters to follow."
    If you could sum up The Yard in three words, what would they be?

    Characters to follow.

    What did you like best about this story?

    This will make a very good series for anyone that loves Victorian mysteries. Well drawn characters - and by this I mean they are multidimensional and differ significantly from each other - something oddly lacking in many books. The best writers can always make you answer a question about a characters Ron Weasley hates pastrami or Sherlock Holmes doesn't know the earth revolves around the sun, etc. Well .... that's how these characters are written - which I loved! These characters range from smart to funny, to persnickety to made for a real connection with them. A solid story and a great escape into fog, mystery and happy it's become a series.

    0 of 0 people found this review helpful
  • Marketing in the Age of Google: Your Online Strategy IS Your Business Strategy

    • UNABRIDGED (5 hrs and 28 mins)
    • By Vanessa Fox
    • Narrated By Don Hagen

    In the age of Google, your customers are searching. Will they find you? In today’s searching world, customers turn to online search engines first. Yet many companies simply don’t realize acquiring customers from search engines should be a core business strategy. Instead, they usually focus on narrow goals, such as boosting page rankings. These oversights leave a huge channel for engaging with potential customers largely untapped.

    Joe says: "Good for someone who wants to see the big picture"
    "Not for the small business owner...."
    What would have made Marketing in the Age of Google better?

    From the beginning of the book, where the example is a car manufacturer, I should have know this was not what I needed.

    This book is for people with medium to large companies or organizations with actual marketing departments that specialize in on-line presentation...which then makes me wonder - who the hell is reading this book exactly? If you have a staff specializing in the material, you don't need the's like a book about the essentials of basic hair cutting written for Vidal Sassoon. Would you hand your web design company 'Google for Dummies"?

    If you are a small business and you are trying to figure out the simple (or intricate) ways in which you can be more exposed on google - this won't really help you. If you are trying to understand the rankings on google and how they work - this will not help you. If you are trying to understand SEO - this will not help fact, in the middle of the book the author finally explains that she will not be helping you with SEO (search engine optimization) at all, and that she thinks it's useless for your staff or web designer to even consider it. what?

    I'm sure this must work for some one. There are a million examples involving large corps & organizations, but no common sense hands on advice here for the struggling small business trying to effectively complete on line.

    now...if you are Miramax and you want to promote your next film online effectively this is for you! but somehow....I think Harvey Weinstein is already paying people to do that for him and doesn't need this book....

    What could Vanessa Fox have done to make this a more enjoyable book for you?

    The title should be more specific regarding who the book is intended to help.

    0 of 1 people found this review helpful
  • A Christmas Carol: A Signature Performance by Tim Curry

    • UNABRIDGED (3 hrs and 33 mins)
    • By Charles Dickens
    • Narrated By Tim Curry
    • Whispersync for Voice-ready

    A Signature Performance: Tim Curry rescues Charles Dickens from the jaws of Disney with his one-of-a-kind performance of the treasured classic. Our listeners loved this version so much that it inspired our whole line of Signature Classics.

    Nanci says: "Superb story and reading!"
    If you could sum up A Christmas Carol: A Signature Performance by Tim Curry in three words, what would they be?

    Tim Curry was fantastic - and even though we all know it - don't we all love to revisit it? So much fun!

    0 of 0 people found this review helpful
  • Interview with the Vampire

    • UNABRIDGED (14 hrs and 28 mins)
    • By Anne Rice
    • Narrated By Simon Vance
    • Whispersync for Voice-ready

    Here are the confessions of a vampire. Hypnotic, shocking, and chillingly erotic, this is a novel of mesmerizing beauty and astonishing force - a story of danger and flight, of love and loss, of suspense and resolution, and of the extraordinary power of the senses. It is a novel only Anne Rice could write. From the Paperback edition.

    James says: "Compelling, Simon Vance does it again!"
    "an old favorite, much loved!"

    I went through a phase in my very early twenties that would now be called goth...but 26 years ago it was just called weird! In a span of about two weeks of unemployment I read about 8 vampire novels including The Hunger, Salem's Lot, Dracula, etc, one of the best reading periods of my life! The book that started it all was finding a used copy on an old bookstore shelf of Anne Rice's 'Interview with the Vampire'....I still remember reading late into the night until the sun came up and my initial and abiding love for the world and the we have this new interpredation of the novel and I was so excited to see it, but I have some problems with it....
    While the novel holds up, I think the naration is not true to the story and actually ruins significant subliminal parts of it. This is, to my mind, a great 'American' horror novel - so, the British tone and feel by Simon Vance is off key. Also, this is a novel of eternal youth at the pinical of it's strength and beauty - the 25 year old Louis done by Vance makes Louis sound 45-55 years of age and that throws that sensation out the window. The accents are wrong, and as someone that loves Louisanna and New Orleans, I was very disappointed to lose that slow and beautiful accent of the French American Creole culture - it's part of the beauty and facination of the novel and it's not here. It is why so many tourists and fans of the novel still flock to NOLA to experience a wee taste of the sensations of reading Rice.
    I am sorry for those who will only do the audio in this instance and miss all the things that make the emotions and imagination run wild when reading it in book form.
    I am sorry for the person that only listened to 45 minutes and gave up - boy, did they miss a wonderful read!
    I am sorry that the very talented but mis-cast Simon Vance did this naration.
    I am not sorry that so many new readers will be absorbed into the wonderful and imaginative world of the Anne Rice Vampire Chronicles - welcome!

    4 of 6 people found this review helpful
  • Full Dark, No Stars

    • UNABRIDGED (14 hrs and 56 mins)
    • By Stephen King
    • Narrated By Craig Wasson, Jessica Hecht
    • Whispersync for Voice-ready

    "I believe there is another man inside every man, a stranger...." writes Wilfred Leland James in the early pages of the riveting confession that makes up "1922", the first in this pitch-black quartet of mesmerizing tales from Stephen King. For James, that stranger is awakened when his wife, Arlette, proposes selling off the family homestead and moving to Omaha, setting in motion a gruesome train of murder and madness.

    Parusski says: "Eerie, honest, frightening!"

    This one is dark! ...and I have to say...I really enjoyed it.
    I think this is some of King's best writing - I'm a long time King fan, but not always a content one...lately his books have been so over worded - as though his editor is on permanent vacation, but these stories are well written and concise all the way through. A master craftsman is at work here. Even with the stories that are ideas well trod there is a great deal of surprise and originality. King's humor and humanity are very evident. Often, I find King's story endings very very silly - you know what I mean if you've ever read 'The Stand' - and I don't want to give anything away - but it is truly silly....but these stories end with very satisfying outcomes that did not leave me rolling my eyes even one tiny bit. I thought the narration was spot on - great story tellers that created full bodied characterizations. Highly recommend this one.

    ps - don't let me put you off - The Stand is an excellent read...just skip the last chapter - ;)

    1 of 1 people found this review helpful
  • Oedipus the King

    • ORIGINAL (1 hr and 46 mins)
    • By Sophocles
    • Narrated By full cast

    In Sophocles' tragedy, Oedipus discovers that he has been caught in his terrible destiny, unknowingly murdering his father and marrying his mother.

    Mark says: "Superb"
    "perfect teaching tool"

    I needed to quickly re-read this to help out a college student who works for me (I often use this as an excuse to re-read great works! lol) and this version is wonderful. Great voices and performances, easy to understand - as the work is a play - listening really brings it to life in a way that reading just cannot. BUT - the absolute best part of this production is the incredibly in depth discussion at the end - the discussion covered every question my worker had asked me to clarify and so much more.
    I, myself, love a good brit accent - in truth....makes my knees go weak, but I know many Americans can't decipher them - so this is done by American actors - very good ones, so if that is a concern for you - you will enjoy this production.

    "Count no may happy 'til he's dead...." Sophocles.

    4 of 5 people found this review helpful

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