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Robin

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  • Heartless: The Parasol Protectorate, the Fourth

    • UNABRIDGED (11 hrs and 19 mins)
    • By Gail Carriger
    • Narrated By Emily Gray
    • Whispersync for Voice-ready
    Overall
    (1279)
    Performance
    (1112)
    Story
    (1112)

    Lady Alexia Maccon, soulless, is at it again, only this time the trouble is not her fault. When a mad ghost threatens the queen, Alexia is on the case, following a trail that leads her deep into her husband's past. Top that off with a sister who has joined the suffragette movement (shocking!), Madame Lefoux's latest mechanical invention, and a plague of zombie porcupines and Alexia barely has time to remember she happens to be eight months pregnant. Can Alexia determine who is trying to kill Queen Victoria?

    Yuriko says: "The fun is BACK!"
    "DISAPPOINTED!! THIS BOOK WAS SADLY LACKING!"
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    Would you recommend this book to a friend? Why or why not?

    I would not recommend series has lost its charm starting with this book


    What was most disappointing about Gail Carriger’s story?

    The Hive has been behind most of her problems, yet she runs to their rescue at the expense of her friend, and she constantly offers refuge to her horrible sister who has no redeemable qualities. Why would she offer lodgings to a bunch of vicious murdering vampires that have been out to get her since day one? After several attempts against her they are never held accountable and now she's bending over backwards to help them... Really? It's enough to make you lose respect for the heroine.


    What about Emily Gray’s performance did you like?

    The narration is not great with regards to the male characters but has been consistent throughout the series so can't complain overmuch.


    Could you see Heartless being made into a movie or a TV series? Who should the stars be?

    No too many things ignored in the book like her terrible selfish family that will kick her out into the street which is completely ignored in the series. Her tolerance for the vampire hive that has continuously tried to kill her is really disappointing. She is supposed to be a strong heroine but she lets these two groups do things to her with no backlash whatsoever.


    2 of 3 people found this review helpful
  • Loup Garou

    • UNABRIDGED (7 hrs and 37 mins)
    • By Mandy M. Roth
    • Narrated By Rachel Vivette
    • Whispersync for Voice-ready
    Overall
    (163)
    Performance
    (145)
    Story
    (149)

    Lindsay Willows craves a simple life. One where she can make a difference without drawing too much attention to herself. As the daughter of both a vampire and a fay, the cards were already stacked against her. Finding out she's the supposed mate of a dark fay prince doesn't help matters. Especially when there are those who will stop at nothing to prevent her from mating with a prince she's never even met. When Exavier Kedmen, the incredibly sexy front man for a world-famous band, shows up wanting her to go back to a field she left three years ago, she can't explain the strong feelings that surface for a man she barely knows.

    Jordy says: "Refreshingly Different Paranormal Romance"
    "If Only There Were Negative Stars"
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    Performance
    Story

    I cannot begin to count the ways of how terrible this is. I cannot think of one redeeming quality. I am going to have to think real hard before I buy another romance novel. I don't know what I was thinking anyway.

    0 of 0 people found this review helpful
  • Breathe

    • UNABRIDGED (21 hrs and 53 mins)
    • By Kristen Ashley
    • Narrated By Emma Taylor
    Overall
    (452)
    Performance
    (425)
    Story
    (425)

    In Carnal, Colorado, Faye Goodknight is the town's quiet, shy librarian. She may also be Carnal's last remaining virgin. For years, Faye has had a crush on Chace Keaton, but the gorgeous cop has always been unattainable. She's resigned to live contentedly with only her books for company-until Faye suddenly meets Chace alone in the woods.

    Sharon says: "Another Excellent Installment in This Series"
    "Worst Book Ever"
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    This dud should have been called the Preacher and the Moon-Eyed Idiot. I'm stopping at Chapter 7. I just can't go on. I keep alternating between wanting to know what is up with the little kid in the book and heaving and breaking my iPad over my knee. This book is that bad. It is chapter after chapter of this guy droning on and on to the idiot child-like, starry-eyed imbecile of a "librarian," and it is not like he is parting with any words of wisdom. It is more of that look how cool I am, but I don't know it crap, that is punctuated by the heroine swooning. But while she was cooing and sighing, I was swallowing bile. And that continuous "it was cute" and "it was f-ing hot," is neither. It is f-ing annoying, as is this book. I never understood the act of burning books until now. The thought of anyone being subjected to this torture gives me the shivers. 20 plus hours of it. No thanks.

    3 of 7 people found this review helpful
  • Daemon

    • UNABRIDGED (15 hrs and 57 mins)
    • By Daniel Suarez
    • Narrated By Jeff Gurner
    Overall
    (7380)
    Performance
    (4384)
    Story
    (4417)

    Thousands of autonomous computer programs, or daemons, make our networked world possible, running constantly in the background of our lives, trafficking e-mail, transferring money, and monitoring power grids. For the most part, daemons are benign, but the same can't always be said for the people who design them.

    Charles Atkinson says: "Really Fast Paced Sci Fi!"
    "Sorta Loved This"
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    I have to say that I kind of sort of loved this. It had many, many problems, such as characters showing up out of nowhere, lack of character development, and the story failing to conclude, but it was a fun ride and I was so engrossed in the cool technology and its potential that I gave the bad stuff a pass.

    0 of 0 people found this review helpful
  • Where Monsters Dwell

    • UNABRIDGED (11 hrs and 41 mins)
    • By Jørgen Brekke
    • Narrated By David Menkin
    • Whispersync for Voice-ready
    Overall
    (36)
    Performance
    (30)
    Story
    (31)

    A murder at the Edgar Allan Poe Museum in Richmond, Virginia, bears a close resemblance to one in Trondheim, Norway. The corpse of the museum curator in Virginia is found flayed in his office by the cleaning staff; the corpse of an archivist at the library in Norway is found inside a locked vault used to store delicate and rare books. Richmond homicide detective Felicia Stone and Trondheim police inspector Odd Singsaker find themselves working on similar murder cases, committed the same way, but half a world away.

    Tracey says: "This isn't Texas"
    "What the?"
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    I really had high hopes for this book, but sadly, it was a disaster. There was nothing right about it. The plot was all over the place, and when the obvious murderer was revealed, I was seriously shocked and found myself going back to see if I had fallen asleep on hours worth of dialogue. Given the pace of the book, I thought there had to be at least ten chapters remaining since nothing had evolved and the American detective was in Norway only a few hours before the murderer was "exposed." On top of that, the characters' backstories were insufficient and not well developed, character motivations did not match their actions, the chapter where the murder is confronted seemed rushed, and in a high-tech society, such as the United States, there was no reason for Felicia to even go to Norway.

    Also, one moment Odd had an accent, the next, he didn't, and Siri could have been left out of the book altogether, along with the references to Poe, and the love, uh, "moment." I will admit that I did get a good chuckle when the murderer appeared wearing the woman's face mask. What the? Please tell me, what was the reason for that? Silence of the Lambs much? It just came out of nowhere, with no rationale. There were a lot of moments like that in the book, but the face mask took the cake. I would like to blame it on the translation, but the problem wasn't the prose, the problem was the plot. Don't waste your money on this one.

    0 of 0 people found this review helpful
  • The Book of the Dead

    • UNABRIDGED (15 hrs and 14 mins)
    • By Douglas Preston, Lincoln Child
    • Narrated By Scott Brick
    • Whispersync for Voice-ready
    Overall
    (2018)
    Performance
    (1000)
    Story
    (997)

    The New York Museum of Natural History receives their pilfered gem collection back, ground down to dust. Diogenes, the psychotic killer who stole them in Dance of Death, is throwing down the gauntlet to both the city and to his brother, FBI Agent Pendergast, who is currently incarcerated in a maximum security prison.

    V.A. says: "Not bad"
    "Terrible"
    Overall
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    Any additional comments?

    Terrible. It was like being stuck in a loop in a dream about strange happenings at a freak show. The characters were strange, cheaply crafted, robotic stereotypes. Their descriptions literally made me cringe. The super intelligent beauties, who were all the same except for hair color, were bad enough, but what was truly awful was the way minor characters were relegated to second class through their physical attributes. They made it clear that everyone short, bald or fat was unattractive, and basically a nobody. The description of the Governor's wife as something like "so well put together she could only have been the wife of the governor," reeked, and there was a strong element of worship in their rendering of the main characters. I could imagine the authors writing FBI Pendergast while gushing.

    I can't discuss the plot because I do not want to relive it, but it was a muddled hodgepodge of the ridiculous and the unrealistic. Lasers, noise, vapor and lights? If this reduced you to a knuckle-dragging, tongue-hanging, psychotic killer, imagine what you would become after spending your teen and young adult years attending rock concerts.

    I will admit, though that there was a time while listening to this book that I did, but only for a brief moment, think that if I heard the word segue or segway one more time, I was going to go ballistic.

    1 of 1 people found this review helpful
  • Against the Tide

    • UNABRIDGED (11 hrs and 29 mins)
    • By Elizabeth Camden
    • Narrated By Barbara Rosenblat
    • Whispersync for Voice-ready
    Overall
    (61)
    Performance
    (57)
    Story
    (58)

    As a child, Lydia Pallas became all too familiar with uncertainty when it came to the future. Now, she's finally carved out a perfect life for herself - a life of stability and order with no changes, surprises, or chaos of any kind. She adores her apartment overlooking the bustling Boston Harbor, and her skill with languages has landed her a secure position as a translator for the U.S. Navy. However, it is her talent for translation that brings her into contact with Alexander Banebridge, or "Bane", a man who equally attracts and aggravates her.

    Robin says: "Are You Kidding Me?"
    "Are You Kidding Me?"
    Overall
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    Any additional comments?

    Honestly, I'd scrap a third of this book, and that's because I stopped a third of the way through. The whole, I sold dope, now I owe the world retribution, didn't work well. I kept thinking, yeah I know it's back in the day, but opium? Seriously? He has devoted his life to this? Aren't there more important High horses to crusade for, like poverty? Also the story lacked warmth and seemed sophomoric. It was like the author had no life experience, so the story seemed flat and the conflicts seemed forced. The hero was a jerk in monotone, who, having found his calling, made constant, but casual mention of the heroine's sins. The heroine was lackluster, as was her big housing problem. I could not care about either of them. I was getting wrinkles from yawning, but I kept listening, while thinking, what, God? This better not be a religious/spiritual book. Audible didn't mention religion. Wait! Are you kidding me? OMG, did he say he found God? No need to read on, is there? We all know how this is going to end. I'm not knocking people who like this sort of thing. It is what it is, and serves a purpose, but if I wanted to read one long boring parable, I'd read the Bible, for free.

    7 of 9 people found this review helpful
  • Monster Hunter International

    • UNABRIDGED (23 hrs and 34 mins)
    • By Larry Correia
    • Narrated By Oliver Wyman
    • Whispersync for Voice-ready
    Overall
    (7440)
    Performance
    (6585)
    Story
    (6578)

    Five days after Owen Zastava Pitt pushed his insufferable boss out of a 14th story window, he woke up in the hospital with a scarred face, an unbelievable memory, and a job offer. It turns out that monsters are real. All the things from myth, legend, and B-movies are out there, waiting in the shadows. Some of them are evil, and some are just hungry. Monster Hunter International is the premier eradication company in the business. And now Owen is their newest recruit.

    Mariya says: "Killin’s my business and business is fine"
    "A Whole New Kind of Awful"
    Overall
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    Would you try another book from Larry Correia and/or Oliver Wyman?

    I would try another book in this series, but only because I am interested in Earl. The hero makes me cringe.


    What could Larry Correia have done to make this a more enjoyable book for you?

    The book could have been better had it more depth and less cliches -- maybe. It is really just poorly written garbage that we have read a thousand times. It contains everything but the kitchen sink, and that includes the old man, orks, and God help me, fairies. Perhaps this mass of creatures is the reason the characters are so flat - too many characters and not enough space. This book lacks subtlety. It's all too obvious with too many words. If someone has an axe planted in his back, "he screamed," will do. No need to write, "he screamed in agony."


    What didn’t you like about Oliver Wyman’s performance?

    It is cool that Wyman has so many voices but his interpretations are stereotypical. I despise the voice of the hero and his exuberant exhilarated arrogance doesn't help.


    What character would you cut from Monster Hunter International?

    Owen, the hero is terrible. He is like "look how super wonderful I am. Did you see it? Yes, that's how I do it, because I'm that God-like cool, but I am clueless about it myself. Who me, noooooooo. I'm just a regular guy." It takes real skill to pull that off in the first person, and this author has very little. I could have done without yet another hero chosen to fulfill some sort of prophesy, and I could have done without the f-ing dreams and broken English, You can be preternatural ... preternatural, but you cannot use articles or participles. Honestly, I could do without them all the characters except Earl and that is because he carries a mystery. I could also do without the little forays into reality to preach - crap like God Bless Texas.


    Any additional comments?

    Books should teach you something, even just a little something. This book taught me that you can string together a slew of similar lines from other books and get published. Okay, I'll let that go, but for his next book, I hope he has strung together lines from something worthy.

    1 of 3 people found this review helpful
  • Jacob: Nightwalkers Series, Book 1

    • UNABRIDGED (11 hrs and 3 mins)
    • By Jacquelyn Frank
    • Narrated By Xe Sands
    • Whispersync for Voice-ready
    Overall
    (1196)
    Performance
    (1050)
    Story
    (1048)

    Since time began, there have been Nightwalkers - the races of the night who live in the shadows of the moonlight. Love with humans is absolutely forbidden, and one man makes certain to uphold this ancient law: Jacob, the Enforcer. For 700 years, he has resisted temptation. But not tonight... Jacob knows the excuses his people give when the madness overtakes them and they fall prey to their lust for humans. He's heard every one and still brought the trespassers to justice. Immune to forbidden desires, uncontrollable hungers....

    Dorothea says: "Awesome!"
    "Gagging"
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    Would you try another book from Jacquelyn Frank and/or Xe Sands?

    I will avoid this author and performer in the future. The book was so simplistic, it was insulting. It was like this obvious thing means he's attracted to her, and that childish, caveman move from countless other books means he's possessive, and ooh, that in your face description means he's oh, so strong, and the handsomest thing in the world. Also, I 'm really sick of reading about some old ancient and some twenty-something who winds him around her finger. That really doesn't say much for his mentality, does it?

    The performance was boring and annoying. Xe Sands sounded like she was singing. After the first chapter, I knew I was in trouble. I tried to hang in there, but I couldn't, and had to give it up unfinished. Another wasted credit.


    What was most disappointing about Jacquelyn Frank’s story?

    The story was unimaginative. The interaction between the heroine and the hero was so one-dimensional, sappy and child-like that I found myself squirming through it the same way I squirm through internet news. This book contained the same dumb-down crap that has been put in other books a thousand times to make a quick buck. It really is shameful. Just because it is a paranormal love story doesn't mean it has to be dimwitted.


    How could the performance have been better?

    I can't see the performance getting better. The way her voice dragged and curled at the end of each sentence drove me mad. She has a nice tone to her voice, but that teasing sound only works for certain parts of love scenes. She used it all the time, which made danger and fight scenes sound like whispering sweet nothings.


    You didn’t love this book... but did it have any redeeming qualities?

    I liked that there were people of various races in the world the author created.


    Any additional comments?

    Authors and publishers need to do better than this.

    3 of 3 people found this review helpful
  • A Discovery of Witches

    • UNABRIDGED (24 hrs and 2 mins)
    • By Deborah Harkness
    • Narrated By Jennifer Ikeda
    • Whispersync for Voice-ready
    Overall
    (10256)
    Performance
    (7701)
    Story
    (7746)

    Deep in the stacks of Oxford's Bodleian Library, young scholar Diana Bishop unwittingly calls up a bewitched alchemical manuscript in the course of her research. Descended from an old and distinguished line of witches, Diana wants nothing to do with sorcery; so after a furtive glance and a few notes, she banishes the book to the stacks. But her discovery sets a fantastical underworld stirring, and a horde of daemons, witches, and vampires soon descends upon the library.

    haesel says: "Where was this woman's editor?"
    "So Bad It Made Me Angry!"
    Overall

    Is it this easy to get published? I have never abandoned an audiobook, but after 4 hours, I'm done. It defines bad. It's boring, I don't like or relate to the characters, the narration is bad, there is no sense of being in England (could just as well have taken place at Harvard, or what the hay, UCLA), and the title should have been "My Laundry List of What's Cool About My Vampire Boyfriend." This book really got my gag reflex going. I came home after listening on the bus and I was cranky. Finally, I realized it was because I wasted my credit, and my valuable time listening to this amateur crap. Also, would people please cease writing about 500-plus-year-old vampires in love with women in their early thirties. What's the deal - arrested development?

    48 of 65 people found this review helpful

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