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  • Spider's Bite: Elemental Assassin, Book 1

    • UNABRIDGED (11 hrs and 59 mins)
    • By Jennifer Estep
    • Narrated By Lauren Fortgang
    Overall
    (2930)
    Performance
    (2275)
    Story
    (2284)

    They call me the Spider. I'm the most feared assassin in the South -- when I'm not busy at the Pork Pit cooking up the best barbecue in Ashland. As a Stone elemental, I can hear everything from the whispers of the gravel beneath my feet to the vibrations of the soaring Appalachian Mountains above me. My Ice magic also comes in handy for making the occasional knife. But I don't use my powers on the job unless I absolutely have to. Call it professional pride.

    Alex says: "Only because..."
    "WHAT WAS I THINKING??"
    Overall

    This has got to be the WORST piece of GARBAGE on Audible!!!!!! It's like it was written by a female Napoleon Dynamite. The author is so clueless. ALL the character does the entire book is brag about herself. I kept hoping it would get better but I am tired of rolling my eyes up in my head. It was so evident that this author did NO research. Unrealistic "symphony" scene and car stealing a Cadillac and a Mercedes...please. A professional assasin with a scope on a crossbow... are you kidding??? This book would appeal to you if you are an unpopular, not-to-smart, middle school girl who likes vulgar language. If that isn't you, don't waste you money or credits!

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