The Woody Allen Collection: Without Feathers, Getting Even, Mere Anarchy, Side Effects

The Woody Allen Collection: Without Feathers, Getting Even, Mere Anarchy, Side Effects

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Woody Allen - writer, director, and actor - can now add narrator to his long list of achievements, as he’s teamed up with Audible to make his best-selling books available in audio for the very first time. The Woody Allen Collection, featuring four of his classic short-story books, highlights the comedian’s biting wit and signature style - performed as only he can. These hilarious stories examine the deepest of human questions from the highest heights of absurdity.

Joe says: "Well worth the wait"
The Woody Allen Collection: Without Feathers, Getting Even, Mere Anarchy, Side Effects
The Woody Allen Collection, featuring four of his classic short-story books, highlights the comedian's biting wit and signature style - performed as only he can.... more
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  • 3.5 (436 ratings)
    Without Feathers (






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    Without Feathers

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    Now in audio for the first time, Without Feathers is narrated by Woody Allen himself. Here they are: 16 of the funniest tales and ruminations ever recorded, by one of the great comic minds of our time. From "The Whore of Mensa", to "Fabulous Tales & Mythical Beasts", to "No Kaddish for Weinstein", old and new Allen fans will laugh themselves silly over these sparkling gems.

    Vincent says: "Surprisingly good"
  • 3.6 (372 ratings)
    Side Effects (






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    Side Effects

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    Now, available in audio for the first time, Side Effects is narrated by Woody Allen himself. A humor classic by one of the world’s funniest writers, Side Effects is a treat for Allen fans and those just discovering how gifted he is. In classics including "Remembering Needleman", "The Kugelmass Episode", "Confessions of a Burglar", and others, Allen discusses such subjects as the nature of relativity, the UFO menace, and the predicament of modern man.

    Jane says: "Pretty good. Several laugh out loud moments."
  • 3.5 (401 ratings)
    Getting Even (






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    Getting Even

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    Woody Allen's early comic fiction was heavily influenced by the zany, pun-ridden humor of S.J. Perelman. And now, for the first time, Woody Allen narrates one of his early collections of short stories, Getting Even. Listen to Woody Allen revenge himself on such significant subjects as death, obesity, organized crime, the invention of the sandwich, and much more.

    Jane says: "This was ok, but I didn’t smile as much as I hoped"
  • 3.5 (345 ratings)
    Mere Anarchy (






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    Mere Anarchy

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    For the first time ever, hear Woody Allen’s Mere Anarchy in the author’s own distinctive and hilarious voice. Here, in his first short-story collection since his three classics Getting Even, Without Feathers, and Side Effects, Allen has managed to write a book that answers the most profound questions of human existence.

    Diane says: "What can I say…?"

Individual Short Stories by Woody Allen

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    The Whore of Mensa: From Without Feathers (






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    The Whore of Mensa: From Without Feathers

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    In this short story from his Without Feathers collection, Woody Allen sends up the hard-boiled detective genre with the tale of Kaiser Lupowitz - a private investigator on a blackmail case involving a thinking man's working girl.

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    A Look at Organized Crime: From Getting Even (






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    A Look at Organized Crime: From Getting Even

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    In this short story from his Getting Even collection, Woody Allen takes an in-depth look at the Mafia, detailing heretofore unknown facts about the Cosa Nostra, from their aliases (and aliases' aliases), to how little they spend on office supplies in a given year.

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    Fabulous Tales & Mythical Beasts: From Without Feathers (






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    Fabulous Tales & Mythical Beasts: From Without Feathers

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    In this short story from his Without Feathers collection, Woody Allen samples from an unlikely bestiary of mythical creatures, detailing some of the more peculiar characteristics of animals like the Nurk, the Flying Snoll, and the Frean - a sea monster with the body of a crab and the head of a certified public accountant.

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    Strung Out: From Mere Anarchy (






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    Strung Out: From Mere Anarchy

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    In this short story from his Mere Anarchy collection, Woody Allen delves into particle physics, string theory, and how the relativity of space-time can make a person late for work.

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    Surprise Rocks Disney Trial: From Mere Anarchy (






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    Surprise Rocks Disney Trial: From Mere Anarchy

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    In this short story from his Mere Anarchy collection, Woody Allen gives a court clerk's transcription of the surprising and incriminating testimony of one very famous animated mouse.

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    Remembering Needleman: From Side Effects (






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    Remembering Needleman: From Side Effects

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    In this short story from his Side Effects collection, Woody Allen writes the obituary of eccentric professor Sandor Needleman, a peripatetic Ivy League academic with a penchant for a particular brand of tuna fish.