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Slaughterhouse-Five
A Quote by Kurt Vonnegut
Tiger got to hunt, bird got to fly; Man got to sit and wonder 'why, why, why?' Tiger got to sleep, bird got to land; Man got to tell himself he understand.
Kurt Vonnegut
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Cat's Cradle, published in 1963, is one of Kurt Vonnegut's most acclaimed satirical novels. This darkly humorous tale explores themes of science, religion, and human folly through the lens of a fictional substance. Vonnegut's biting commentary on the Cold War era, nuclear proliferation, and the dangers of unchecked technological advancement continues to resonate with readers.
Featured Article: The top 100 classics of all time
Before we whipped out our old high school syllabi and dug deep into our libraries to start selecting contenders for this list, we first had to answer the question, "How do we define a classic?" The answer isn’t as straightforward as you might guess, though there’s a lot to be said for the old adage, "You know it when you see it" (or, in this case, hear it). Of course, most critically, each of our picks had to be fabulous in audio. So dust off your aspirational listening list—we have some amazing additions you don’t want to miss.
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Slaughterhouse-Five
- By: Kurt Vonnegut
- Narrated by: James Franco
- Length: 5 hrs and 13 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall19,784
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Performance17,666
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Story17,640
Traumatized by the bombing of Dresden at the time he had been imprisoned, Pilgrim drifts through all events and history, sometimes deeply implicated, sometimes a witness....
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Don't Quit Your Daytime Job, James
- By Keith on 11-20-15
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Slaughterhouse-Five
- Narrated by: James Franco
- Length: 5 hrs and 13 mins
- Release date: 11-03-15
- Language: English
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Golden Age Science Fiction Short Stories Anthology
- The Vortex Blaster Makes War, The Magnificent Possession, Youth, The Big Trip Up Yonder, The Last of the Masters, Tony and the Beetles, The Creatures That Time Forgot, The Monster Maker, Zero Hour, and Watchbird
- By: Isaac Asimov, Kurt Vonnegut, Philip K. Dick, and others
- Narrated by: Saethon Williams, Alex Freeman
- Length: 8 hrs and 38 mins
- Unabridged
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Step into the visionary worlds that defined a genre. *Golden Age Science Fiction Short Stories Anthology* brings together unforgettable tales from Isaac Asimov, Kurt Vonnegut, Philip K. Dick, Ray Bradbury, E. E. Smith, and Robert Sheckley.
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Golden Age Science Fiction Short Stories Anthology
- The Vortex Blaster Makes War, The Magnificent Possession, Youth, The Big Trip Up Yonder, The Last of the Masters, Tony and the Beetles, The Creatures That Time Forgot, The Monster Maker, Zero Hour, and Watchbird
- Narrated by: Saethon Williams, Alex Freeman
- Length: 8 hrs and 38 mins
- Release date: 03-05-26
- Language: English
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Mother Night
- By: Kurt Vonnegut
- Narrated by: Victor Bevine
- Length: 5 hrs and 47 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall2,434
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Performance2,050
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Story2,050
American Howard W. Campbell, Jr., a spy during World War II, is now on trial in Israel as a Nazi war criminal....
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“We are what we pretend to be”
- By Robert on 09-04-12
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Mother Night
- Narrated by: Victor Bevine
- Length: 5 hrs and 47 mins
- Release date: 08-11-09
- Language: English
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The Sirens of Titan
- Narrated by: Jay Snyder
- Length: 9 hrs and 20 mins
- Release date: 08-13-09
- Language: English
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Breakfast of Champions
- By: Kurt Vonnegut
- Narrated by: John Malkovich
- Length: 6 hrs and 27 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall4,486
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Performance4,031
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Story4,022
Breakfast of Champions (1973) provides frantic, scattershot satire and a collage of Vonnegut's obsessions....
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Kurt Was Right to Grade This a C
- By Dubi on 01-10-16
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Breakfast of Champions
- Narrated by: John Malkovich
- Length: 6 hrs and 27 mins
- Release date: 06-23-15
- Language: English
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The Pioneers of Science Fiction
- Final Examination, Keep Your Shape, Jonah of the Jove-Run, Lazarus Come Forth, Of Withered Apples, Piper in the Woods, The Machine That Saved the World, 2 B R 0 2 B, The Other Now, and The Star
- By: Kurt Vonnegut, Ray Bradbury, Philip K. Dick, and others
- Narrated by: Stephen Floyd, Alex Freeman, Saethon Williams
- Length: 6 hrs and 31 mins
- Unabridged
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Step into the vast imagination of classic speculative storytelling with The Pioneers of Science Fiction, a powerful anthology featuring some of the most influential voices in the genre’s history.
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The Pioneers of Science Fiction
- Final Examination, Keep Your Shape, Jonah of the Jove-Run, Lazarus Come Forth, Of Withered Apples, Piper in the Woods, The Machine That Saved the World, 2 B R 0 2 B, The Other Now, and The Star
- Narrated by: Stephen Floyd, Alex Freeman, Saethon Williams
- Length: 6 hrs and 31 mins
- Release date: 02-25-26
- Language: English
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If This Isn't Nice, What Is?
- Advice for the Young
- By: Kurt Vonnegut
- Narrated by: Kevin T. Collins, Scott Brick
- Length: 2 hrs and 23 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall1,783
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Performance1,553
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Story1,548
Master storyteller and satirist Kurt Vonnegut was one of the most in-demand commencement speakers of his time....
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Life advice from the ultimate cynic
- By Wayne on 12-05-18
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If This Isn't Nice, What Is?
- Advice for the Young
- Narrated by: Kevin T. Collins, Scott Brick
- Length: 2 hrs and 23 mins
- Release date: 05-07-13
- Language: English
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Player Piano
- Narrated by: Christian Rummel
- Length: 11 hrs and 31 mins
- Release date: 08-11-09
- Language: English
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Bagombo Snuff Box
- Narrated by: Alexander Marshall
- Length: 5 hrs and 33 mins
- Release date: 12-07-99
- Language: English
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Sinbad
- By: Kurt Vonnegut
- Narrated by: Jonathan Davis
- Length: 1 hr and 10 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall139
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Performance126
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Story126
I had an uncle who left his hometown and the family business there to become a fine actor. His talent was a minor one, but a pretty one. It lasted for 15 years and was gone....
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Short and Sharp
- By Elle Gato on 07-30-24
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Sinbad
- Narrated by: Jonathan Davis
- Length: 1 hr and 10 mins
- Release date: 09-27-16
- Language: English
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Look at the Birdie
- Unpublished Short Fiction
- By: Kurt Vonnegut
- Narrated by: Christopher E. Welch
- Length: 7 hrs and 43 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall57
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Performance45
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Story45
A must-have for readers everywhere, Look at the Birdie adds further insight into the author's body of work with a riveting collection of Vonnegut's previously unpublished short fiction....
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Great stories and performances to match
- By Jeff Lacy on 05-30-17
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Look at the Birdie
- Unpublished Short Fiction
- Narrated by: Christopher E. Welch
- Length: 7 hrs and 43 mins
- Release date: 10-20-09
- Language: English
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We Are What We Pretend to Be
- The First and Last Works
- By: Kurt Vonnegut
- Narrated by: Colin Hanks, Oliver Wyman, Suzanne Toren
- Length: 4 hrs and 29 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall78
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Performance65
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Story65
Called “our finest black-humorist” by The Atlantic Monthly, Kurt Vonnegut was one of the most influential writers of the 20th century....
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Not a place to start.
- By Robert on 11-02-12
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We Are What We Pretend to Be
- The First and Last Works
- Narrated by: Colin Hanks, Oliver Wyman, Suzanne Toren
- Length: 4 hrs and 29 mins
- Release date: 10-09-12
- Language: English
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Slice of Life
- By: Kurt Vonnegut
- Narrated by: Gabra Zackman
- Length: 58 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall66
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Performance61
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Story61
The corridor of the Fine Arts Building was deserted, save for two figures at the far end, two men approaching slowly. Rose was about to go into the classroom, where she'd left her purse....
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Bizarre story
- By Terry on 01-29-26
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Slice of Life
- Narrated by: Gabra Zackman
- Length: 58 mins
- Release date: 09-27-16
- Language: English
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Bluebeard
- The Autobiography of Rabo Karabekian (1916-1988)
- By: Kurt Vonnegut
- Narrated by: Mark Bramhall
- Length: 7 hrs and 19 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall818
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Performance726
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Story723
Meet Rabo Karabekian, a moderately successful surrealist painter who we meet late in life and see struggling....
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Kurt Vonnegut explores the arts
- By Darwin8u on 12-28-17
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Bluebeard
- The Autobiography of Rabo Karabekian (1916-1988)
- Narrated by: Mark Bramhall
- Length: 7 hrs and 19 mins
- Release date: 06-23-15
- Language: English
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Sucker's Portfolio
- A Collection of Previously Unpublished Writing
- By: Kurt Vonnegut
- Narrated by: Luke Daniels
- Length: 4 hrs and 15 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall321
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Performance282
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Story283
Available to listeners for the first time, Sucker’s Portfolio showcases a collection of seven never-before-published works from Kurt Vonnegut, one of the greatest writers of the 20th century....
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Hit or Miss, For Completists Only
- By Dubi on 06-11-14
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Sucker's Portfolio
- A Collection of Previously Unpublished Writing
- Narrated by: Luke Daniels
- Length: 4 hrs and 15 mins
- Release date: 04-03-13
- Language: English
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Dimension X
- Adventures in Time & Space
- By: Robert Heinlein, Kurt Vonnegut, Ray Bradbury
- Narrated by: Staats Cotsworth, Raymond Edward Johnson, Les Damon, and others
- Length: 7 hrs and 50 mins
- Original Recording
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Overall72
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Performance62
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A new crop of writers emerged from the dawning of the nuclear age, grappling with humankind's place in the universe....
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The "Grand Daddy" of Radio Science Fiction
- By C. Orena on 02-20-16
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Dimension X
- Adventures in Time & Space
- Narrated by: Staats Cotsworth, Raymond Edward Johnson, Les Damon, Bill Lipton, Berry Kroeger, Jan Miner, Joan Alexander
- Length: 7 hrs and 50 mins
- Release date: 06-11-14
- Language: English
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Fates Worse Than Death
- An Autobiographical Collage
- By: Kurt Vonnegut
- Narrated by: Richard Davidson
- Length: 7 hrs and 56 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall57
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Performance48
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Kurt Vonnegut presents in Fates Worse than Death a veritable cornucopia of his thoughts on what could perhaps best be summed up as "anti-theology"....
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Vonnegut is profound
- By Sarah on 02-03-20
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Fates Worse Than Death
- An Autobiographical Collage
- Narrated by: Richard Davidson
- Length: 7 hrs and 56 mins
- Release date: 11-03-15
- Language: English
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Wampeters, Foma & Granfalloons
- By: Kurt Vonnegut
- Narrated by: Joe Barrett
- Length: 7 hrs and 25 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall84
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Performance70
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This collection of Kurt Vonnegut's most rare and unexamined essays, speeches, fiction, and interviews offers fascinating insight into the mind of the iconic science fiction author....
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Made me love Kurt Vonnegut even more!
- By Laurel on 03-24-26
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Wampeters, Foma & Granfalloons
- Narrated by: Joe Barrett
- Length: 7 hrs and 25 mins
- Release date: 11-03-15
- Language: English
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Armageddon in Retrospect
- By: Kurt Vonnegut
- Narrated by: Rip Torn
- Length: 5 hrs and 15 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall80
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Performance55
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The New York Times bestseller from the author of Slaughterhouse-Five—a “gripping” posthumous collection of Kurt Vonnegut’s previously unpublished work on the subject of war and peace. A fitting tribute to a literary legend and a profoundly humane humorist, Armageddon in Retrospect is a...
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Vonnegut should get the nobel peace prize
- By CHARLES on 05-07-12
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Armageddon in Retrospect
- Narrated by: Rip Torn
- Length: 5 hrs and 15 mins
- Release date: 04-01-09
- Language: English
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Favorite Science Fiction Stories, Volume 2
- By: Fredric Brown, Ben Bova, Frank Herbert, and others
- Narrated by: Ben Hurst, Emmett Casey, Ran Allan Ricard, and others
- Length: 14 hrs and 2 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall123
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Performance87
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The second collection of science-fiction tales by Jimcin includes 31 stories....
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Some of the best
- By Empowerment on 02-15-10
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Favorite Science Fiction Stories, Volume 2
- Narrated by: Ben Hurst, Emmett Casey, Ran Allan Ricard, Cindy Hardin Killavey, Kevin Killavey, Michelle Ford, Pat Bottino
- Series: Favorite Science Fiction Stories, Book 2
- Length: 14 hrs and 2 mins
- Release date: 01-28-10
- Language: English
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