I've never read the print version of this book, and I found it impossible to follow this version. They cycle through the voice actors seemingly at random with all the characters being read by all the actors. It's jarring and disorienting. I just learned by reading other reviews they're trying to do each characters perspective, but it fails utterly and this recording is a mess that is painful to listen to.
Aside from that several of the voice actors (I don't know which) are so inappropriate, they make the characters just sound wrong for the role the character is supposed to fill and the inflections seem to change the nature of each of the characters each time they change readers.
I'm a huge Heinlein fan, and I think I hate this book, but I really can't tell if it's a good book or not after this reading.
Robert Heinlein is the master of 20th century science fiction. That is a given among anyone who has read much in the genre. When he was good, he was very, very good. However, it must also be admitted that when he was bad he was bad. Along with "I will Fear No Evil", this 1980 novel "The Number of the Beast" comprise the corpus of what I consider his “bad” novels.
This book explores the multiverse, which is an interesting concept, and suggests that works of literature are either expressions of real universes in the multiverse or real universes are generated when an author tells a story. This concept is introduced about about a third of the way into the book and there are a series of visits to literary universes before our protagonists encounter Lazarus Long and his buddies and everyone goes off on a little adventure that helps move along the Lazarus Long story arch. The story takes hundreds of pages in the print edition and 21 hours and 34 minutes in the audiobook. It is a story that could have been told better as a short story or a novella at most.
The protagonists are a group A-type personality, high achievers who are related by marriage and friendship but forced to stay with each other in the space of a large car for what turns into several weeks. Very quickly they can’t stand one another. The back and forth bickering among the characters gets irritating after a while. It might be forgiven if they were moving a plot line forward but there really isn’t much of a plot to the book. Even the end of the book is random, as if Heinlein’s editor called and asked when he was going to get his next book submitted. So, the master reached over, pullet the sheet of paper from the typewriter, tossed it in the box with the rest of the typescript and sent it off to be published.
There were four narrators but they didn’t consistently read the same character as would be the case in a dramatic performance of the book. The voice actor who played the character who begins the chapter would read the chapter, and do the voices for the other characters if they showed up in chapter. After a while you had four different versions of each of the four main characters to keep sorted in your head. It was confusing to say the least.
This audiobook is frustrating at so many levels! Yet, if you ask me if I will I read other Heinlein books in the future? Of course, he’s the master and he has many more very good books than bad ones.
cool car, to much unrelated banter
it is open ended but i don't think there is much chance of a follow-up
Nobody, it's too adult for children, too childish for adults.
I'll continue with "The song of Ice and Fire" and "The Gap Cycle."
The narrators weren't really the problem, I think they did the best they could with such week material.
All the characters in this book are too shallow to miss. I listened for about 12 hours of this book and just couldn't stand the pointless drivel of dialog any longer.
Robert Heinlein is a celebrated author, if this book is like the rest of his work then his notoriety is the only mystery of interest.
I made it through a couple hours of listening then had to abandon the book. It was a lot of inane babbling between the characters with a story line that falls flat on its proverbial face.
There are a lot of themes introduced in The Number of The Beast (TNOTB). Some of them are more fully fleshed out in Heinlein's later books, but they all show up here.
First, TNOTB is an homage to what he considers the greats of Science Fiction and Fantasy. He starts by writing in the style of the old masters. It's a pulp fiction opening that reminds one of Edgar Rice Burroughs, H. P. Lovecraft, E. E. (Doc) Smith, L. Frank Baum, Lewis Carroll (Charles Dodgson) and even early RAH himself. Before the novel is finished he's mentioned and/or imitated as many writers, stories, and genres as he thought fit. A fun exercise for the reader is to try to pick out all of the SF&F references. Some of them were quite old, but others were as current as could be, as of the date the novel was completed. (Well, fun for me; your tastes may differ.)
Second, with the exception of Friday, all of his novels from TNOTB on deals with afterlife. This one starts with a situation in which the four protagonists 'die.' I believe he's working on the premise that human beings are incapable of really understanding their own deaths. Our myths all point to some sort of afterlife. So in that sense TNOTB deals solely with the common afterlife of Zeb, Deety, Jake, and Hilda. Several times in the novel, the characters themselves reference this concept as they ask whether or not they had died and this was their afterlife.
Of course there is always the theme that Heinlein always pounded home in his books: personal responsibility. His main characters were always self-aware and accepted total responsibility for their circumstances and their lives. I'm obviously a Heinlein fan. The only two things I ever faulted him for were his didacticism and his incest theme. But when he put some boundaries on those two, he was quite an entertaining writer who I could reread and relisten to any time.
The narration of this novel is better than it has been for some of his work. I'm glad to see the narration getting better as more of his works come online. (In case you're wondering, I HATE, HATE, HATE the narration of Time Enough FOr Love; it's too good a work to be that poorly narrated.)
Black House by Stephen King
They did the best they could
The slowest most dragging plot (is there a plot?) --no narrative pace. Inane dialogue, and sophmoric humor --even an obsession with nudity ("ooooo they aren't wearing clothes"). Jeeez. How this could be described as "the wickedest and most wonderful science fiction story ever..." completely eludes me.
I have most of Heinlein's work in print or audiobook. This is the worst one for so many different reasons.
Allah have mercy. I feel like I've done an N-space jump into universe of arrested pubescent development. "Stranger In A Strange Land," is brilliant because it rode high on the crest of the 60s counter-cultural movement, challenging nearly every moral bedrock of Western society. It is superb and does what Sci-Fi does best. This work isn't even an echo in an out-house of the mind that created "Stranger," or "The Moon Is A Harsh Mistress." The story is as juicy as a packing peanut.
The dialogue in this book is pointless, too. I feel like I'm being treated to the discarded remnants on the cutting floor of "Time Enough For Love." The characters in this book are the same as Laz/Lor/Athena/Gallahad without the hook-laden narrative of Lazarus Long or great storyline.
I'm a loyal masochist so I suffered through the whole recording the same way I listened to Robert Plant's solo work simply because I'm a Led-head and thought, "At some point, this will get good." I had hope, so much hope. Now I just have scars.
It's a good thing I don't have a yard arm and a length of rope or I may be swinging in the breeze. I'm having a hard time describing this performance without using expletives. Horrible is a compliment. Female narrators should not try to imitate male voices by lowering theirs. [Under any circumstances]. Seriously. There should be a law. This was like listening to a woman with traumatic brain injury but without the benefit of being a public service announcement. Someone should be held accountable.
I now have a soundtrack for the waiting room in Hades...
I love Heinlein - and have read this book many times but thought I'd try the audible version - narration was a painful listen! None of them were good. Two of them were AWFUL.
The story is great - narration really ruins it however
*I* could've done it better - can't imagine anyone worse
Compulsive reader, compulsive listener.
I rarely hear REALLY well-done Heinlein titles. I don't think they get their best narrators for it, so I wasn't too disappointed. The one exception is Bernadette Dunne, who did an AMAZING job as Sharpie. Not surprising, as her rendition of Maureen Johnson was one of the best Heinlein audiobooks I've had the pleasure of listening to. She groks how to narrate a Heinlein woman!
The story itself was written for Heinlein fans who were also nostalgic about Golden Age science fiction. It's one of my favorites as a "fun" read.
They got a poor match for Deety. While they needed a "young" voice, the character WAS a strong-willed genius. Also, her rendition of male voices really didn't work out well.
It's a Heinlein novel. Of COURSE we'll screw it up.
If you were a fan of the book, you'll probably still enjoy the performance. As a fan of audiobooks in general, I just don't expect much of the performance for the Heinleins. Pity...