No...no....no! If this character says 'holy crap' one more time in that nasal adolescent tone I will scream.
No, but I will be more careful and I'll listen to the scores of warnings next time. I love sexy and yes, even graphic stories. Still I need them to be crafted and delivered well.
First, the writing was a handicap. It is truly horrible. Second, the reader simply has no talent or nuance. Awful tone, interpretation and pacing.
It caused nausea, anger and frustration.
It is tragic that this trash is making its author rich. Sad time in literature indeed.
In the top 50
Only Anne Rice could captivate me this completely.
Yes and no. She sounds a little snooty and I read Anna as much more humble.
This book explains the many aspects of top and bottom in a way that most never really get. Amazing and honest definition of the lifestyle. I hope that the readers are able to experience their own Christian as I have experienced in my M. There is no going back, ever.
Just because I can get a better sense of the characters and that I can hear it in private.
First one to have read in this category.
Mr. Grey's conflicts
Love the book read all 3 in paper and love to hear it,even though it would have been better to hear other voices within the narrative.
Everything. I wanted to be generous. I wanted to like this book, because I love a good erotic story. I have some friends who enjoyed the whole trilogy and they recommended it to me. And of course, I've heard all about how it's supposed to be "mommy porn", so there was the curiosity factor. I was eager to give it a listen. But the dialogue in this novel is like something that was written for a junior high kid, by a junior high kid. "Holy crap." "Oh, my!" "My inner goddess..." (who I wanted to kick before the end of the book.) Ana is silly and shallow; granted, she's supposed to be naive, but seriously? You're about to graduate college and you don't have an email address, and apparently don't know that some people enjoy spanking their partners for kicks? Gimme a break.
Probably by buying the author a thesaurus. How many times can you hear "oh my" or "holy crap" or some tripe about an "inner goddess" or "my subconscious" without simply finding something more enjoyable to listen to, such as fingernails on a blackboard? A couple of times the author talks about the inner goddess doing a cheerleader thing...I threw up in my mouth a little....If you're going to write an erotic novel, write it for the adult audience it should be intended for, not like you're fifteen and writing in your diary.
I hated her voice for Christian, her voice for Ana...I hated her voice. To be fair to her, she got handed Alpo in the guise of one of the best selling books this year.
The author. And the narrator.
I wish I could get that wasted credit back.
I teach middle level reading, consequently, I find myself reading Young Adult selections. Audible is my guilty pleasure!
This is my first review ever. Had I not felt deceived by the hype surrounding this novel, I would remain silent, reading other points of view. Fifty Shades of Grey was as captivating as a "How to" manual. First, James didn't develop her characters, resulting in a flat plot. The thoughts, feelings and behaviors of Anastasia Steele and Christian Grey became monotonous half-way through Part One, of the recording.
The concept for the conflict is intriguing and thought provoking, but the book was not. I would have enjoyed the book if the characters had more dimension. I struggle to read when I can't connect to the characters and conflict on some level, whether it be character trait or his/her background. While the speech pattern, including word choice of Anastasia is intended to create an aire of innocence and naievity, she came across as dim-witted and limited. We get the sense that one reason. Grey is attracted to Anastasia is her intellect. Instead, she seems like a typical "middle schooler".
Actors cannot make a weak story strong. Given the material she had to work with, Becca Battoe did a great job narrating. I haven't heard of her before, so I'm assuming she is new to the industry. Like all successful performers, Becca will hone her craft, through practice.
This book provoked a lot of anxiety. It wasn't the sexual practices, of Christian Grey, but the structure if the story. Simply put, I found it monotonous. Fifty Shades of Grey is an example of a long drawn out story line.
I wish I had read the reviews before making my purchase. Three women whom I respect and admire raved about this book. I question why my friends enjoyed it. I'm guessing they were intrigued by Christian Grey's sexual practice and Anastasia's sexuality. Her sexual awareness has familiar aspects. Perhaps it brings readers to a time in their lives when they weren't responsible for making a living and raising a family.
Becca, no, definitely not.
Yes. His characters seem to have wit and humor, and might be sexy, if they were narrated by a more sophisticated reader who understood the basics rhythms of sarcasm and comedic timing.
A reader who didn't over-enunciate, growl, "up talk," misread the humorous lines, and use "reading" pronunciation: clamboring has a silent "b." An English major would surely know this.
Pity. My friends who are reading the book this summer are loving it. I am the "working" girl with a very long commute. Now listening is just tedious, but I want at least to be able to discuss the story with them.
At first I thought it was fairly fun, exciting however, it became pretty apparent that the author had a lot of wishful thinking and time lost as a very young woman with VERY little plot/story line.
Not unless the author took another tack on a different genre.
She does a pretty decent job, and in the end her young and innocent voice does Anastasia's character justice. One gets a little tired of the "Oh My's" after awhile, however that is not Becca's fault. She does put the quite the necessary inflection into that expression over and over again. The expression just gets overused by the author.
No. it would in no way shape or form be appropriate for any movie except for pornography and certainly not for a TV series.
I can see this series being completely attractive to an audience of women of a much younger age than me. It was fun at first, but I became completely bored right away with the continued "activity" that is so unrealistic for a couple even at Christian and Ana's (Anna?) age. Their whole relationship is based on one thing (and ONE thing only) and Ana, has no experience with any lasting relationship of her own. In additon she has no parental example to follow or even any others in her personal life. I am left to shake my head over and over again how she can be "so in love" with a young man that she barely knows who seems to run a multi-million empire while being able to trade personal emails non-stop for quite some time with his new found love.
The narrator sounds like she is auditioning for the speaking part at the beginning of Sir Mix-A-Lot's "I Like Big Butts". I'm furious that I purchased all three at once and can't even make it through the first book. The story itself isn't all that compelling and now I've got to listen Ms. Battoe read the To, From, Subject, Date/Time and signature line from every email in her best "Clueless" voice. The author makes Ana out to be a fairly sensible 22-year-old woman about to graduate from college, so, like, I don't like, get why she, like, talks like this.
This book was all people were talking about at a recent BBQ (mostly the wives and girls). I'm open minded and love a good story and if it is well written I can listen to most anything for a while. This is or was one of the few book I could not just sit and listen to. The writing is very poor and very repetitive. I get it. I get the story and the main guy was hot but to keep saying it over and over got very distracting.
No the second book in this series.
The narrator was not all that bad. I believe it was the writing.
The non stop expressing how hot Mr gray is. Okay we get it.
The book is just not to my liking. I'm guessing by the number of sales other love it. I just do not believe it was well written.
This book was poorly written and narrated. I couldn't decide who was worse and I'm going to say the author and narrator tied for the worst performance EVER! I was laughing so hard I peed my pants. My tip, listen with a group of friends and get ready to mock. If you want to roll your eyes a lot, then this is the book for you.
She is terrible. She overacts throughout and the character sounds psycho. But the psycho part is 50% the author's fault.
Why is the book and series popular? Got me. I have no clue. My tip, listen with a group of friends and get ready to mock.