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    Lauren Chicago, IL, United States 04-19-12
    Lauren Chicago, IL, United States 04-19-12 Member Since 2011

    I guess I'm a baby...I just love to be read to.

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    "OH WOW"

    You may blush a bit while listening on the train....but this book won't let you down. I love when something lives up to the hype and this certainly does that. The only thing I don't like is that the characters exchange emails quite frequently throughout the book and if I were reading I would skip the, what felt like hundreds of times they; "To: Annastasia Steele From: Christian Grey Subject: (use your imagination) Date: June 12th Time: 10:48am" It gets really repetitive and somewhat annoying in the audiobook. Nevertheless 5 stars across the board.

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    Janie Bellevue, WA, United States 06-07-12
    Janie Bellevue, WA, United States 06-07-12 Member Since 2007
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    "Trashy, sorry I wasted my money."
    What disappointed you about Fifty Shades of Grey?

    Trite story line, poorly written. Nitwit girl awestruck by stereotypic mysterious wealthy control freak. "Romance" novel with kinky sex.


    What could E L James have done to make this a more enjoyable book for you?

    Nothing.


    Any additional comments?

    Book is incapable of salvage, in my opinion.

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    joeann vernal, UT, United States 06-06-12
    joeann vernal, UT, United States 06-06-12 Member Since 2008
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    "Really needs a different narrator!"
    Would you listen to Fifty Shades of Grey again? Why?

    no, just because I cant stand the narrator


    What was one of the most memorable moments of Fifty Shades of Grey?

    really with that woman reading it....I cant even remember.


    What didn’t you like about Becca Battoe’s performance?

    EVERYTHING!


    Did you have an extreme reaction to this book? Did it make you laugh or cry?

    neither


    Any additional comments?

    These books should really be done over with a better narrator...She ruined the book!

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    Alison essex jct, VT, United States 06-03-12
    Alison essex jct, VT, United States 06-03-12 Member Since 2012
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    "Huh?"

    This novel was trash. I am not offended or scandalized by sex. It was the writing that offended me. Using the same words over and over and over and over again. Sometimes in concurrent sentences. The narration was pitiful--a whiney airheaded voice. Not that she had much material to work with.

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    iTeach Texas 06-02-12
    iTeach Texas 06-02-12 Member Since 2011
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    "Horrible Writing"
    This book wasn’t for you, but who do you think might enjoy it more?

    I think this book might be enjoyed by anyone who can overlook the horrible writing. I read the reviews before downloading this, and thought, "The haters are just literary snobs, or prudes." Nope. It's just that bad.


    What was most disappointing about E L James’s story?

    The bad writing. I wasn't expecting a literary masterpiece, but come on! Every other phrase is, "Oh, my!" or "Holy (insert random expletive)!" And, did she really use medulla oblongata...more than once? I swear if something jolted her from her "reverie" one more time I was going to scream. The protagonist is irritating and moronic. There's innocent and then there's idiotic. I've never read fanfiction before and thanks to this, I never will again. Please save your credit. You have been warned.


    Did Becca Battoe do a good job differentiating all the characters? How?

    No. Christian sounded like Ana imitating a man. Aside from that, I can't fault her. She's horrible, but I blame the source material. There's nothing she could have done differently, aside from turning down this job.


    You didn’t love this book... but did it have any redeeming qualities?

    Not. A. One.


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    Lorrie Lewisville, Texas, United States 05-31-12
    Lorrie Lewisville, Texas, United States 05-31-12 Member Since 2011
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    "Very Hard to Listen and Repetitive Themes"
    What did you like best about Fifty Shades of Grey? What did you like least?

    I nearly gave up on this book. Narrator's voice makes you want to slap Ana even more than you would normally. I found myself rolling my eyes quite often. Narrator and writing totally separate things of course. How many times could someone hear/read "Holy ___," "Oh my," or "my inner goddess?" Make it stop, please!

    I find myself wanting to attempt the second book just to see how their relationship changes but that will likely be a few books from now and maybe not in audio. I need a break from the voice and holy craps.


    Would you be willing to try another one of Becca Battoe’s performances?

    No.


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    Jodi Montgomery, TX, United States 05-30-12
    Jodi Montgomery, TX, United States 05-30-12 Member Since 2010

    Since having kids - the luxury of sitting down and reading a book is out of the question. Now I can put on good book for just me, or one for the kids while driving and everyone is at PEACE and no one is YELLING. Life is good.

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    "The written version is better."

    The story starts off a little slow and repeats several phrases over and over. But overall it's erotic.

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    T. Jefferson Port St Lucie, Fl USA 05-30-12
    T. Jefferson Port St Lucie, Fl USA 05-30-12

    bookee

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    "holy cow, holy crap, holy s--t (all she says)"
    What disappointed you about Fifty Shades of Grey?

    I paid for this. Reader was awful, but since there was no story it didn't matter.


    What was most disappointing about E L James’s story?

    Everything


    Would you be willing to try another one of Becca Battoe’s performances?

    Never.


    What character would you cut from Fifty Shades of Grey?

    All.


    Any additional comments?

    It should be banned!!!

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    Michelle Griffin, GA, United States 05-30-12
    Michelle Griffin, GA, United States 05-30-12 Member Since 2010

    I love to read! With kids, that hobby is impossible...enter Audible...problem solved. Chores that I dread are now quiet time for this Mommy!!!

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    "GREAT STORY!!! Narrator...just okay."

    I devoured this series! It has been a very long time since I actually could not put down an audiobook, and I lost sleep listening to this one. Suggestion: If you are planning on listening to the first novel, make REALLY sure that you have the second one ready to download!

    I finally got used to the narrator about halfway through the first book. While I am not crazy about her male voices, I can deal because she is a female. What I can't quite get past is the abnoxious valley girl accent she gives Anastasia. Her character is shy but compasionate and Ms. Batoe makes her sound snotty and rude most of the time. I did not read the books prior to listening to them so I had no preconcieved notions of how the charaters should sound, but I agree with most that the narrator could be better. She is definitely not the worst that I have heard and did not take away my interest in continuing to listen.

    If you are not a fan of explicit scenes in a book...don't even pick this up. There is a LOT of XXX in here but I found myself focusing on what would happen in the storyline more.

    I would highly reccommend this to anyone who wants a good jaw-dropping story :)

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    Mary Memphis TN 38117 05-30-12
    Mary Memphis TN 38117 05-30-12 Member Since 2011
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    "A Disappointment"

    I purchased this book because of all of the hype and was badly disappointed. Honestly, the premise seemed to me to be a lot like the Twilight stories. Other than the 'porn parts' the story seemed directed to the 12 to 14 yr old girl set. I found the heroine to be completely and totally unrealistic. I mean seriously, a normal, healthy, attractive female of 22+ years - recent college graduate and she had absolutely zero sexual experience.
    The narration sounded more mature than the first narrator but only slightly. I would have guessed that the main character was 13 to 16 years old from the dialog and her general demeanor. I will not be purchasing the other two books in the series.

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