I cannot imagine having children and feeling like this. Honestly... why have children at all?
Sylvia & Al Moody
I got this piece of C**P free and is S**ks so bad that I can't believe that Audible would even F**king offer it.
Wow. I am not sure what to say except that, having read through many pages of 5-star reviews, I am suddenly beginning to get an inkling as to why I have had so much difficulty using audible customer reviews as the basis for screening books. I am about the furthest thing from being a prude that you will find, and yet, although this book wasn't offensive to me whatsoever, it was insultingly simple, mundane, predictable, inane, and simple minded. I am actually pleased to have listened to it and, more importantly, to have read through the many customer reviews written for it. If nothing else, it provided me with a real understanding of why I can't ever seem to find a correlation between my own likes and dislikes and those of other reviewers. At the risk of sounding sanctimonious, I will say that the average customer review being an almost perfect 5 stars seems to say alot about what I see as a deterioration in the overall level of substance (or lack thereof) in the entertainment industry as a whole these days. When a narration can earn a perfect 5 stars with nothing more than completely predicable Dr Seuss style rhymes, punctuated with the F bomb ever 4 stanzas, it is no wonder that I am findind it ever increasingly difficult to find a good read.
No- I hated everything about it. I loved my kids, and I thought it was just going to be funny, but it was offensive.
It was free.
You cant make a pig into a prince.
No content. Didn't make any difference.
I wasted my money.
Just an iambic tetrameter of predictably placed F bombs in mediocre content.
I definately over-expected on this one.
Thankfully short and cheap.
Why is it that I could not get this movie out of my head: Snakes on a Plane? Except the magic S.L. Jackson line was used one time there! I am no prude by any measure -- I spend a small fortune in raucous comedy clubs. But this poem just got tiresome and as such it lost its humor value as it wore on. Sorry. It was neither cute nor funny. This is the only time on audible.com that I felt a tad ripped off even for the modest price.
probably saved it for u-tube
yes and not nearly as enjoyable.
disappointment but not to the point of suicide.
Not cute or funny, just rough for no reason. The concept is good but the execution is poor.
fine - good voice for narration
Weak story. The premise of the story could have been developed so MUCH better, but some people will give any song, story, speech, etc., a high rating just because the "F" word gets used. So much for the continued dummying down of America.
even for free this book is a waste of money. only people who giggle when the word f--k is used will enjoy it