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“Please Tell Me I Was Adopted!” and Other Things My Children Say to Me
- 150 Funny Stories of Life’s Lessons I Have Tried to Pass On to My Children
- Narrado por: Karen S Veazey
- Duración: 7 h y 59 m
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Do you try to share the lessons you learned in life with your children? Do they listen? Karen S. Veazey shares with us more humorous life lessons she has tried to share with her children. This, her second book, contains 150 funny stories about family, friends, pets, growing up in the South, being married for decades, aging parents, and many other unlikely places to find humor. The lighthearted lessons learned will NOT give you the answers to life’s big questions, but they might help you find humor in life’s mishaps.
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