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5 stars due to content, but some content is missing...what content? The interview with Elijah Wood is nowhere to be found, at least not in the correct order. Just thought I'd let ya know...
Today on O&A, we start the show talking about Lindsay Lohan going back to court. Ant talks about what was going on yesterday with the Casey Anthony story. Police caught the Medford pharmacy killer. We talk about the latest in Ryan Dunn’s death and listen to Bam Margera talking about what happened. Mobster Whitey Bulger was finally caught. Uncle Paul talks about his favorite scenes in My Girl. We have Sex Bagel come up with songs to come back from break with based on news stories.
"Missing Elijah Wood segment"
A BBC Radio six-part adaptation of Neil Gaiman's best-selling novel, starring James McAvoy as Richard and Natalie Dormer as Door. Beneath the streets of London there is another London. A subterranean labyrinth of sewers and abandoned tube stations. A somewhere that is Neverwhere....
A Special Edition of the original radio series The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy, first broadcast on BBC Radio 4 in 1978 and recently voted the Nation's Favourite Audiobook in a Guardian poll. Starring Peter Jones, Simon Jones, Geoffrey McGivern, Mark Wing-Davey, Susan Sheridan and Stephen Moore, these six episodes (Fit the First to Fit the Sixth) have been remastered to modern-day standards by Dirk Maggs, and for the first time feature Philip Pope's arrangement of the familiar theme tune.
"Difficult to listen to in the car!"
Legions of fans know Opie & Anthony as the kings of "cringe radio," who dominate an expanding media empire. Since October 2004, their unique humor has been the centerpiece of High Voltage, the channel XM Satellite Radio created especially for them. Then, in April 2006, they took over the key morning drive slot on seven CBS Radio stations. Audible's Opie & Anthony subscription delivers both shows in one hilarious package!
"Ramon, bring me a spoiled family photo"
This landmark production, perhaps the most ambitious radio project ever attempted, began when Star Wars creator George Lucas donated the story rights to an NPR affiliate. Writer Brian Daley adapted the film's highly visual script to the special demands and unique possibilities of radio, creating a more richly textured tale with greater emphasis on character development.
"Beyond the film..."
Bilbo Baggins, a gentle hobbit who loves the comforts of home, reluctantly joins a company of dwarves on a journey to recover plundered gold from a fierce dragon. It's a tale of high adventure and astonishing courage, and a magical prelude to the Lord of the Rings trilogy.
"Many years of enjoyment"
Between 1980 and 1988 on BBC television and radio, the exploits of the Rt Hon Jim Hacker MP (Paul Eddington) - later Prime Minister - kept the British nation enthralled. Helped - and hampered - by his diligent Permanent Secretary Sir Humphrey Appleby (Nigel Hawthorne) and his Principle Private Secretary Bernard Woolley (Derek Fowlds), Hacker and his department became synonymous with government bureaucracy and administrative double dealing.
"Does this work as an audiobook? Yes, Minister ..."
John Finnemore (Dead Ringers & Mitchell & Webb) has written this brilliant new sitcom starring Stephanie Cole, Roger Allam & Benedict Cumberbatch. Cabin Pressure is set in a small airline business. The flipside of the glamorous world of international airlines.
"Fly away on MJN air with these lovable characters-"
"Ron" is Ron Bennington. "Fez" is Fez Whatley. Together with Chris "Pepper Hicks" Stanley, Pips and the whole Ron & Fez gang, they commit their outrageous brand of humor daily on XM Satellite Radio's The Opie & Anthony Channel 103. Their fans love them. Opie & Anthony love them. And now, by subscribing, you can love them too!
Stephanie Cole, Benedict Cumberbatch, and Roger Allam star in the first series of the hit sitcom about the tiny charter airline for whom no job is too small, but many, many jobs are too difficult.
Mickey is startled to find a statue of Rose in a museum; a statue that is 2,000 years old. The Doctor realises that this means the TARDIS will shortly take them to Ancient Rome, but when it does, he and Rose soon have more on their minds than sculpture.
"Be Careful What You Wish For"
Stephanie Cole ("Doc Martin"), Benedict Cumberbatch and Roger Allam ("The Thick Of It") star in the complete second series of the hit sitcom about the pilots of a tiny charter airline for whom no job is too small, but many, many jobs are too difficult.
A Special Edition of the original radio series The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy, first broadcast on BBC Radio 4 in 1978 and recently voted the Nation's Favourite Audiobook in a Guardian poll.
Starring Peter Jones, Simon Jones, Geoffrey McGivern, Mark Wing-Davey, Susan Sheridan and Stephen Moore, these six episodes (Fit the First to Fit the Sixth) have been remastered to modern-day standards by Dirk Maggs, and for the first time feature Philip Pope's arrangement of the familiar theme tune.
"Possible Reason For Some Low Ratings"
Stephanie Cole, Benedict Cumberbatch & Roger Allam star in the fourth series of the hit sitcom about the tiny charter airline for whom no job is too small, but many, many jobs are too difficult. By John Finnemore (The News Quiz, Mitchell & Webb).
"Laugh out loud"
In this Christmas special 'Molokai' - It's Christmas morning, but when Carolyn schedules an extra stop-off to the Hawaiian island of Molokai, Arthur has just seven minutes to celebrate Christmas. Stephanie Cole, Benedict Cumberbatch & Roger Allam star in the second series of the hit sitcom about the tiny charter airline for whom no job is too small, but many, many jobs are too difficult.
"Funny, funny, funny!"
Dragnet was perhaps the most famous and influential police procedural drama in media history. The series gave millions of audience members a feel for the boredom and drudgery, as well as the danger and heroism, of real-life police work.
Actor and producer Jack Webb's aims in Dragnet were for realism and unpretentious acting. He achieved both goals, and Dragnet remains a key influence on subsequent police dramas in many media.
For Army Reserve soldier Michael Cross, the world as he knows it ends in an instant. One minute he’s in college, and the next rioters are roaming the highway around him, breaking into cars and literally tearing people apart. This is the day the dead walk. This is the world of We’re Alive.
"my weekly addiction"
Today on O&A, we start the show talking about the Jets blowing yesterday’s game, we discuss recent suspensions in the NFL, Charles Barkley talks about spanking and child abuse, an actress from Django Unchained gets mistaken for a prostitute, and Kanye West tries to get people in wheelchairs to stand during a concert.
If you are a lover of old-time radio and a fan of Orson Welles, you won't want to miss this treasure chest of legendary Orson Welles radio broadcasts! With his flair for the sensational and innovative, Welles captured audiences' attention with his 1930s CBS weekly drama series The Mercury Theatre on the Air, later renamed The Campbell Playhouse, which featured hour-long dramatizations of classic books. His 1938 production, The War of the Worlds (an H. G. Wells adaptation) was especially memorable, as were many other productions, each featuring talented voices and actors.
"It's a time capsule! I love it!"
Season two of this action-packed audio drama plunges listeners back into a ravaged world of violence and terror. The hope of a better life forces the survivors of the Tower out into the dissolving world around them. The consequences of past battles leave them struggling not only with each other but the remaining fragments of humanity.
"Not much on zombies, but a decent story/show."
Michael Gough, Garrick Hagon and Bob Sessions star in this thrilling radio drama featuring the Batman. ‘This is the Batman. Treat what you are about to hear in the strictest confidence - my associates must be protected at all costs. By night in Gotham City you knew me as the Batman. What you never knew was...’ The Batman is dead. Police Commissioner Gordon has received a recording by the Batman which reveals his real identity. But who is the occupant of Wayne Manor?
"Batman: The Lazarus Syndrome"
The guys are off today so we present this show from the archives… Sam hosts the Preshow. We start our show talking about the school stabbing yesterday, a bully gets beaten up on a bus, a woman flips out in a diner, unruly teens fight in McDonald's, we talk about weird names, and Anthony watches Roots. We listen to Sean Hannity talk about us in his radio show, Dennis Falcone comes in studio to talk about his new sunglasses, we listen to Marion call the Preshow again, and we talk about Unmasked. There's some new naked Rihanna photos, we read through TMZ's twitter, Bobo gets tricked online again, Bobo calls in, and Dave Attell joins the show. We continue with Dave Attell, Cousin Brucie stops by, and we wrap up with Dave Attell.
Today on Ron & Fez, the guys talk about last night’s NFL blowout before callers come up with some songs about Chris Stanley sucking dick. We welcome comedian Mo Rocca in studio and Fez takes him on in some presidential trivia. Fez talks about the best places to go during the autumn season before we play Unmasked with Bill Hader.
Today on Ron & Fez, the guys discuss the new SNL announcer before Fez throws out some presidential trivia questions. We announce a special On Demand Easter egg and give the interns a shot at working the computer. We then welcome Pat LaFrieda in studio to talk about his new book Meat. We then welcome comedian John Fugelsang in studio with Jeffrey Gurian and talk about his career and Walmart paying their employees an unfair wage.
Today on O&A, we start the show recapping Mike Bocchetti's appearance yesterday, the Django Unchained actress's story is falling apart, Tom Papa joins the show, we talk about movies, and Jim tells a story. We discuss peeping, we talk about the Florida State quarterback that got in trouble, Jim talks about his fraternity, Jim previews his new TV show, and we talk about the NFL. Finally, Paul Williams and Tracey Jackson stop by to promote their new book.
Tony Hancock stars with Sid James and Kenneth Williams in the legendary BBC Radio comedy series. Created by Ray Galton and Alan Simpson in 1954, Hancock’s Half Hour was the radio vehicle that made Tony Hancock a household name. Each week listeners would be admitted to the sometimes fantastical, sometimes mundane life of “the lad ‘imself”. Aided and abetted by Sid James, Andrée Melly, Bill Kerr, and Kenneth Williams, Hancock would enter into the spirit of each episode with characteristic dolefulness.
Today on O&A, we start the show talking about rock radio, we discuss updates on all the NFL scandals going on, and we talk about our cleaning habits after masturbating. Jim discusses peeing the bed and his sleep apnea, and Doctor Steve calls in. Dennis joins us in studio, we talk about plagiarized songs, we talk more with Dennis, and we play a new Dennis production piece. Mike Bocchetti joins the show, we talk to Mike and his comedienne friend, Mike does the news, Lady Di calls in, and Mike sings some songs. Finally, Sam hosts the After Show.
Today on Ron & Fez, the guys welcome friend of the show Michelle into the studio and hear about a prank Ron pulled on Fez. We get Paul O on the phone, who argues with Fez about wanting to move in with him. We welcome director Terry Gilliam in studio to talk about his new movie, The Zero Theorem before welcoming comedian Hari Kondabolu in studio and talk about his career, hypocrisy in the NFL, and drug use.
Today on O&A, We start the show recapping yesterday’s Jim Breuer discussion and we talk about death some more, and we have updates on the Adrian Peterson story. Comedian Ms. Pat joins the show and we talk to her about her childhood and life. We continue with Ms. Pat and talk about how she got started in comedy. We recap our conversation with Ms. Pat, Apple sets a record with iPhone pre-orders, Apple is helping people delete the free U2 album, we talk about Kanye West, and we listen to Rush Limbaugh. Finally, Sam hosts the After Show.
Today on Ron & Fez, the guys open the show with an Unmasked with Chris Gethard, who talks about his life and cable access show. We play a round of 'Where Am I?' and talk about the origins of the 'D-Fence' chant before welcoming actor Viggo Mortensen in studio to talk about his new movie, The Two Faces of January.
Today on Ron & Fez, the guys talk about the losers from this weeks’ Highlander Football Challenge before talking to recent SNL hire Pete Davidson about his big career move. We do a Smash or Trash on a Miley Cyrus Led Zeppelin cover song before Fez has some troubles and goes upstairs. We talk to intern Peter Lorre about his career goals before welcoming comedian Greer Barnes into the studio and discuss Adrian Peterson's recent troubles and if it's okay to hit your kids.
A live show from the Monona Terrace in Madison, WI featuring Space X's Mission Integrator and Canada's 'Greatest Know-It-All' Andrew Rader and premier political satirist Will Durst! Plus your weekly fix of All the News That Isn't, Thanks for the Memos and two hilarious rounds of the Whad'Ya Know? Quiz!
"It's been a quiet week in Lake Wobegon, my hometown..." Garrison Keillor first did his monologue in 1974 to an audience of 20 in a St. Paul theater. Today, more than 2.2 million people tune in each week to hear the tall tales and sweet stories about the citizens of this small Minnesota town. It's a town where "the women are strong, the men are good-looking, and all of the children are above average."
Today on Ron & Fez, the guys announce an Unmasked with Andrea Martin before former intern Molly calls us from Spain and tells us about bull fights. A level-headed Fez gets into a fight with Shelby before we are joined by comedian Darrell Hammond and Jeffrey Gurian in studio. We talk with Jeffrey about the Joan Rivers funeral before talking about the best Road Trips. Fez and Shelby fight some more before we play Unmasked with Simon Pegg.
The guys are off today so we present this show from the archives… Today on O&A, Sam hosts the Preshow. We start our show talking about upcoming guests, Mickey Rooney was only worth $18,000, and The Ultimate Warrior dies. We discuss the latest on Reverend Al being a mob rat, we watch Bob Saget on Fox & Friends, a topless woman wrecks a McDonald's, Bobo calls in, we listen to Marion calling in to the preshow. Danny Trejo stops by to promote his new movie. Bob Saget stops by to promote his new book and catch up with us. We continue with Bob and talk more about his life and career.
Today on Ron & Fez, we remember September 11th on its 13th anniversary and talk about how the first responders aren't being taken of. We welcome Hard Rock Johnny in studio and talk about alternate NFL team names before Shelby and Fez have a fight. We welcome retired firefighters Al Hagan and Rich Alexander in studio to talk about their charity for first responders, ufoa.org.
BookD offers a fascinating perspective into the world of publishing. Listen to authors discuss the inspiration behind their books, and hear the story of how these books were transformed from the initial concept. Tune in every other week for conversations with the stars of literature, art, film, music, science, and politics.
Today on O&A, we start the show discussing the anniversary of 9/11, Erik got a lot of things signed by Ernie Hudson yesterday, and there’s another update in the Ray Rice story. Nikki Glaser joins the show, and we discuss Joe DeRosa’s comments about Anthony on Joe Rogan’s podcast. We talk about AMSR videos with Nikki, Sandy Kane stops by, and Jeffrey Tambor joins the show. We recap our interview with Jeffrey Tambor and try to figure out if he’s mad at us, and we talk to Sandy Kane some more.
"Ron" is Ron Bennington. "Fez" is Fez Whatley. Together with Chris "Pepper Hicks" Stanley, Pips and the whole Ron & Fez gang, they commit their outrageous brand of humor daily on XM Satellite Radio's The Opie & Anthony Channel 103.
Today on O&A, we start the show discussing the new iPhone and Apple Watch and also talk about Apple Pay and other technology topics. Comedian Chris Distefano joins the show, Chris talks about going to Budweiser’s Whatever USA party, and a caller doesn’t like the show. We talk about the Ray Rice situation, and actor Ernie Hudson stops by. We discuss Ray Rice some more, and Lady Di calls in to talk to Ernie Hudson. Finally, Sam hosts the After Show.