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Jay

Jay Vancouver, BC, Canada Member Since 2013
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  • "A Beautiful Story"

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    This is a beautiful story. An amazing story for any youth to read. It could also teach a lot of adults a thing or two about empathy as well.

    I really like how a boy so 'ugly', could spread so much joy and love. Amazing overall.

    However, I must say that the choice to have the boy's voice read in a raspy whisper was an absolutely TERRIBLE choice. Why wouldn't they just use a normal young sounding male? It was extremely annoying, and it made him sound like a whiny baby. The writing wasn't bad at all, but the narration was just dreadful.

    Kate Rudd was amazing as always, and she saved the entire book for me. 5 star for her. 1 star for the other. 3 star overall.

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    Wonder

    • UNABRIDGED (8 hrs and 6 mins)
    • By R. J. Palacio
    • Narrated By Diana Steele, Nick Podehl, Kate Rudd
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    August (Auggie) Pullman was born with a facial deformity that prevented him from going to a mainstream school - until now. He’s about to enter fifth grade at Beecher Prep, and if you’ve ever been the new kid, then you know how hard that can be. The thing is Auggie’s just an ordinary kid, with an extraordinary face. But can he convince his new classmates that he’s just like them, despite appearances?R. J. Palacio has crafted an uplifting novel full of wonderfully realistic family interactions, lively school scenes, and writing that shines with spare emotional power.

    Jay says: "A Beautiful Story"
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A Peek at Deanna's Bookshelf

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Deanna's greatest hits:
  • The Giver

    "High Hopes Left Me Disappointed"

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    I had really high hopes for this book. I am a big fan of YA Dystopian novels, and I'd heard this book was really one of the important ones in the genre.

    I felt like the beginning of this book was really good, I liked where it was going, it had an interesting setting...but about 3/4 through it felt like the author gave up and just wanted it to end. It left way too many loose ends, and just sort of ended.

    I wasn't a huge fan of the narrator, but he did not bother me.

  • War Horse

    "Enjoyable"

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    John Keating as always, did a fabulous job of narration.

    As an avid horse lover I am always looking for another great horse book. This book is written from the point of view of a horse during WWI and tells of the harsh realities faced by both people and the horses. It doesn't go into so much detail that it wouldn't be safe for children however.

Patricia

Patricia BOSTON, MA, United States 09-07-12 Member Since 2009
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  • "In the tradition of Princess Bride"

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    The reviewer who mentioned Princess Bride was right. I bought this on a whim (and a liking for Bronson Pinchot's reading). I hated it at first - was very close to taking the return option - but I was trying to listen to it on a workday. Gave it another chance on the weekend - it is definitely a weekend or vacation or road trip book - then had trouble putting it down. It is very silly and the plot feels like it is being made up as it goes along, But its all a great romp with a reader who brings the bizarre cast of characters to life. If you like Princess Bride and/or the Jasper Fforde Nursery Crime books,or just want something very light to listen to, give this one a try.

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    The Hero's Guide to Saving Your Kingdom

    • UNABRIDGED (9 hrs and 5 mins)
    • By Christopher Healy, Todd Harris
    • Narrated By Bronson Pinchot
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    Prince Liam. Prince Frederic. Prince Duncan. Prince Gustav. You've never heard of them, have you? These are the princes who saved Sleeping Beauty, Cinderella, Snow White, and Rapunzel, respectively, and yet, thanks to those lousy bards who wrote the tales, you likely know them only as Prince Charming. But all of this is about to change.

    MissSusie66 says: "Warning Gushing Ahead…….."

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  • 4.8 (131 ratings)
    A Hero's Guide to Deadly Dragons (






UNABRIDGED) by Cressida Cowell Narrated by David Tennant

    A Hero's Guide to Deadly Dragons

    • UNABRIDGED (2 hrs and 40 mins)
    • By Cressida Cowell
    • Narrated By David Tennant
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    Hiccup is lost in the Library Labyrinth and the Driller-Dragons, Madguts and Murderous, are on the prowl. Hiccup's birthday is not going to be the quiet affair he hoped for.... This book also contains a comprehensive Dragonese Dictionary for those who'd like to dragon-whisper themselves.

    Christopher says: "Not Unabridged"
  • 4.8 (78 ratings)
    How to Ride a Dragon's Storm (






ABRIDGED) by Cressida Cowell Narrated by David Tennant

    How to Ride a Dragon's Storm

    • ABRIDGED (3 hrs and 46 mins)
    • By Cressida Cowell
    • Narrated By David Tennant
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    The hilarious series which inspired the Dream Works film. Hiccup has three months, five days and six hours to get back to Berk, save his father, battle Polarserpents AND win the annual Inter-Tribal Friendly Swimming Race. Can he do it???? David Tennant reads this hilarious children's clasic which can be enjoyed by everybody.

    Kenya says: "Adorable"
  • 4.8 (26 ratings)
    The Velveteen Rabbit (






UNABRIDGED) by Margery Williams Narrated by James Mio

    The Velveteen Rabbit

    • UNABRIDGED (27 mins)
    • By Margery Williams
    • Narrated By James Mio
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    A little boy receives a toy rabbit for Christmas one year, and he and his plush plaything soon become best friends, embarking on imaginary adventures for hours at a time. When the boy and the rabbit are separated, the toy ventures out on its own to learn about this strange thing "being real". This is a heart-warming classic about the great joys of childhood and the magic of love.

    Pete says: "Kids Love this Book"
  • 4.8 (25 ratings)
    The Valentine's Day Robbery: Hank the Cowdog (






UNABRIDGED) by John R. Erickson Narrated by John R. Erickson

    The Valentine's Day Robbery: Hank the Cowdog

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    • By John R. Erickson
    • Narrated By John R. Erickson
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    It's Valentine's Day on the ranch but bachelor-cowboy Slim Chance doesn't know it. Sally May tells him to forget about the cows and "Go to town and buy a nice gift for Miss Viola!" Slim hates to shop, but he goes to town (with the dogs, of course) and buys a nice box of candy for Miss Viola. But on the way to Viola's house, Hank and Drover take an interest in the candy and...will there be a Happy Valentine's Day on the ranch? Slim sings a bachelor's opinion in his "Valentine's Song."

    Hailian says: "Short But Charming"
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  • 4.8 (23 ratings)
    The BFG (






UNABRIDGED) by Roald Dahl Narrated by David Walliams

    The BFG

    • UNABRIDGED (4 hrs and 25 mins)
    • By Roald Dahl
    • Narrated By David Walliams
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    The BFG is no ordinary bone-crunching giant. He is far too nice and jumbly. It's lucky for Sophie that he is. Had she been carried off in the middle of the night by the Bloodbottler, or any of the other giants - rather than the BFG - she would have soon become breakfast. When Sophie hears that the giants are flush-bunking off to England to swollomp a few nice little chiddlers, she decides she must stop them once and for all. And the BFG is going to help her!

    Amy says: "It was amazing!"
  • 4.8 (23 ratings)
    The Case of the One-Eyed Killer Stud Horse (






UNABRIDGED) by John R. Erickson Narrated by John R. Erickson

    The Case of the One-Eyed Killer Stud Horse

    • UNABRIDGED (2 hrs and 8 mins)
    • By John R. Erickson
    • Narrated By John R. Erickson
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    An eye for an eye. Things are looking pretty bleak for Hank the Cowdog. First he gets sick on poisoned bacon grease. Then he accidentally trips Sally May - and she ends up with a broken ankle. And if that's not bad enough, he gets stuck playing dress-up with Amy and Ashley, Little Alfred's cousins. But when Tuerto the Killer Stud Horse breaks free and charges at the girls, Hank knows it's up to him to protect them. He'll show that one-eyed horse who's boss - even if it means risking his own life!

    Kara says: "Excellent book for young readers"
  • 4.8 (21 ratings)
    It's a Dog's Life (






UNABRIDGED) by John R. Erickson Narrated by John R. Erickson

    It's a Dog's Life

    • UNABRIDGED (2 hrs and 43 mins)
    • By John R. Erickson
    • Narrated By John R. Erickson
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    It's all fun and games until somebody ends up in the pound. It's been a busy few days for the Head of Ranch Security, what with routine patrols and not-so-routine combat with headless monsters. When the dust settles, Hank decides to take a break from duty and visit his sister in town.

    Vanessa says: "love these cute stories! great family entertainmen"
  • 4.8 (21 ratings)
    Lost in the Dark Unchanted Forest (






UNABRIDGED) by John R. Erickson Narrated by John R. Erickson

    Lost in the Dark Unchanted Forest

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    • By John R. Erickson
    • Narrated By John R. Erickson
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    Lost: one little boy. When Little Alfred runs away from home and winds up in the Dark Unchanted Forest being trailed by a bobcat, Hank the Cowdog knows that it's up to him to save his young master. So, mustering up all the courage that a Head of Ranch Security can come up with, he bravely makes his way into the forest.

    Caleb says: "good audiobook"
  • The Giver (






UNABRIDGED) by Lois Lowry Narrated by Ron Rifkin

    The Giver

    • UNABRIDGED (4 hrs and 41 mins)
    • By Lois Lowry
    • Narrated By Ron Rifkin
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    December is the time of the annual Ceremony at which each twelve-year-old receives a life assignment determined by the Elders. Jonas watches his friend Fiona named Caretaker of the Old and his cheerful pal Asher labeled the Assistant Director of Recreation. But Jonas has been chosen for something special. When his selection leads him to an unnamed man, the man called only the Giver, he begins to sense the dark secrets that underlie the fragile perfection of his world.

    Nikki says: "This guy's mouth makes some serious noises..."
  • If I Stay (






UNABRIDGED) by Gayle Forman Narrated by Kirsten Potter

    If I Stay

    • UNABRIDGED (5 hrs and 2 mins)
    • By Gayle Forman
    • Narrated By Kirsten Potter
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    In a single moment, everything changes. Seventeen year-old Mia has no memory of the accident; she can only recall riding along the snow-wet Oregon road with her family. Then, in a blink, she finds herself watching as her own damaged body is taken from the wreck.

    Jennifer says: "Great story about life flashing before your eyes"
  • Wonder (






UNABRIDGED) by R. J. Palacio Narrated by Diana Steele, Nick Podehl, Kate Rudd

    Wonder

    • UNABRIDGED (8 hrs and 6 mins)
    • By R. J. Palacio
    • Narrated By Diana Steele, Nick Podehl, Kate Rudd
    • Whispersync for Voice-ready
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    August (Auggie) Pullman was born with a facial deformity that prevented him from going to a mainstream school - until now. He’s about to enter fifth grade at Beecher Prep, and if you’ve ever been the new kid, then you know how hard that can be. The thing is Auggie’s just an ordinary kid, with an extraordinary face. But can he convince his new classmates that he’s just like them, despite appearances?R. J. Palacio has crafted an uplifting novel full of wonderfully realistic family interactions, lively school scenes, and writing that shines with spare emotional power.

    Jay says: "A Beautiful Story"
  • The Bad Beginning, A Multi-Voice Recording: A Series of Unfortunate Events #1 (






UNABRIDGED) by Lemony Snicket Narrated by Tim Curry, Full Cast

    The Bad Beginning, A Multi-Voice Recording: A Series of Unfortunate Events #1

    • UNABRIDGED (2 hrs and 31 mins)
    • By Lemony Snicket
    • Narrated By Tim Curry, Full Cast
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    Like a car alarm, bagpipe music, or a doorbell ringing in the middle of the night, hearing this all-new audio edition of The Bad Beginning will only upset you. This unique multi-voice recording brings the first book in Lemony Snicket's alarming A Series of Unfortunate Events to such terrible life that no one should really have to experience it.

    Diana - Audible says: "Books Will Save You"
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  • The 39 Clues, Book 1: The Maze of Bones (






UNABRIDGED) by Rick Riordan Narrated by David Pittu

    The 39 Clues, Book 1: The Maze of Bones

    • UNABRIDGED (5 hrs and 10 mins)
    • By Rick Riordan
    • Narrated By David Pittu
    Overall
    (909)
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    What would happen if you discovered that your family was one of the most powerful in human history? What if you were told that the source of the family's power was hidden around the world, in the form of 39 Clues? What if you were given a choice - take a million dollars and walk away...or get the first Clue? If you're Amy and Dan Cahill, you take the Clue - and begin a very dangerous race.

    Darla says: "Didn't realize this was a childrens book"
  • How to Eat Fried Worms (






UNABRIDGED) by Thomas Rockwell Narrated by Jay O. Sanders

    How to Eat Fried Worms

    • UNABRIDGED (1 hr and 53 mins)
    • By Thomas Rockwell
    • Narrated By Jay O. Sanders
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    Because of a bet, Billy is in the uncomfortable position of having to eat 15 worms in 15 days. The worms are supplied by his opponent, whose motto is "The bigger and juicier, the better!" At first Billy's problem is whether or not he can swallow the worm placed before him, even with a choice of condiments from peanut butter to horseradish. But later it looks as if Billy will win, and the challenge becomes getting to the worm to eat it. Billy's family, after checking with the doctor, takes everything in stride. They even help Billy.

    Ashley says: "Perfect for long car rides with little boys"
  • The Boxcar Children: The Boxcar Children Mysteries #1 (






UNABRIDGED) by Gertrude Chandler Warner Narrated by Phyllis Newman

    The Boxcar Children: The Boxcar Children Mysteries #1

    • UNABRIDGED (1 hr and 57 mins)
    • By Gertrude Chandler Warner
    • Narrated By Phyllis Newman
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    The Aldens begin their adventure by making a home in a boxcar. Their goal is to stay together, and in the process they find a grandfather.

    Amazon Customer says: "Not enough to go around or take home!"
  • The Fancy Nancy Audio Collection (






UNABRIDGED) by Jane O' Connor Narrated by Chloe Hennessee

    The Fancy Nancy Audio Collection

    • UNABRIDGED (3 hrs and 56 mins)
    • By Jane O' Connor
    • Narrated By Chloe Hennessee
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    Meet Nancy, who believes that more is always better when it comes to fancy. Now enjoy Fancy Nancy like you never have before with this splendiferous audio collection filled with 31 stories

    Nicole says: "Titles for each chapter"
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  • Ramona the Pest (






UNABRIDGED) by Beverly Cleary Narrated by Stockard Channing

    Ramona the Pest

    • UNABRIDGED (2 hrs and 35 mins)
    • By Beverly Cleary
    • Narrated By Stockard Channing
    • Whispersync for Voice-ready
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    Ramona Quimby is thrilled to be starting kindergarten. She likes a little boy named Davy so much she wants to kiss him, and she loves Susan's beautiful curls so much she wants to pull them to see them boing. Her teacher even promises her a present just for sitting still! So how does Ramona get in trouble? Well, anyone who knows Ramona knows that she is never a pest on purpose.

  • Stoneheart: The Stoneheart Trilogy, Book One (






UNABRIDGED) by Charlie Fletcher Narrated by Jim Dale

    Stoneheart: The Stoneheart Trilogy, Book One

    • UNABRIDGED (9 hrs and 39 mins)
    • By Charlie Fletcher
    • Narrated By Jim Dale
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    A city has many lives and layers. London has more than most. A 12-year-old boy named George Chapman is about to find this out the hard way. On a school trip he's punished for something he didn't do. In a tiny act of rebellion, he lashes out at a small carving on the wall - unexpectedly breaking it off. And then something horrible does happen: a stone pterodactyl unpeels form the wall and starts chasing him. George is already running before his mind starts trying to tell him that this is impossible!

    MJ Dulmage says: "Fantastic Story, Great Narrator!"
  • Hershey Learns a Lesson (






UNABRIDGED) by D.C. Rush Narrated by Tracy Elman

    Hershey Learns a Lesson

    • UNABRIDGED (11 mins)
    • By D.C. Rush
    • Narrated By Tracy Elman
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    Hershey, the notorious cat from the Robby's Quest storybook series, is still mean-spirited and a bully. He is big, strong and very fast, yet uses all his skills to prey upon the smaller and weaker animals around his yard. Nomi, the other cat living in the same house with Hershey, is older and much smaller. Nomi has many friends around the neighborhood. One day, when Nomi's new friend Tyson comes over for a visit, Hershey decides to attack, however things do not work out as he planned. Hershey finds himself in a situation that changes him forever.

    cmewander says: "Sweet Audio Books"
  • Rebekah, Mouse, & RJ: Special Edition Bundle Set 1: 8 Short Stories for Kids Who like Mysteries, Pranks and Lots of Fun! (






UNABRIDGED) by PJ Ryan Narrated by Gwendolyn Druyor

    Rebekah, Mouse, & RJ: Special Edition Bundle Set 1: 8 Short Stories for Kids Who like Mysteries, Pranks and Lots of Fun!

    • UNABRIDGED (5 hrs and 9 mins)
    • By PJ Ryan
    • Narrated By Gwendolyn Druyor
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    Rebekah, Mouse, and RJ each have their own fun short story series and sometimes they come together, bringing you these special editions. They all love hanging out, solving mysteries, and playing pranks together and we hope you will enjoy these special times as well.

  • Viking Raiders: Time Hunters, Book 3 (






UNABRIDGED) by Chris Blake Narrated by Oliver Hembrough

    Viking Raiders: Time Hunters, Book 3

    • UNABRIDGED (1 hr and 55 mins)
    • By Chris Blake
    • Narrated By Oliver Hembrough
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    Join Tom on an incredible treasure hunt through time and battle history's mightiest warriors. The third book in a new time-travelling series - perfect for fans of Beast Quest. When 10-year-old Tom accidentally smashes a statue in a museum he releases Isis, a young Egyptian mummy who has been imprisoned for thousands of years. To break an ancient curse, the duo must travel back in time to find six hidden amulets - battling Gladiators, Knights, Greeks, Vikings, Pirates, and Egyptian Warriors!

  • Playing Cupid: A Valentine's Day Surprise: Rebekah, Mouse, & RJ: Special Edition (






UNABRIDGED) by PJ Ryan Narrated by Gwendolyn Druyor

    Playing Cupid: A Valentine's Day Surprise: Rebekah, Mouse, & RJ: Special Edition

    • UNABRIDGED (39 mins)
    • By PJ Ryan
    • Narrated By Gwendolyn Druyor
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    Valentine's Day is around the corner, and the kids are up to something spectacular if they can pull it off. Can they manage a surprise dinner date between their Math teacher Ms. Malia and RJ's doorman in the city? Will the adults become happier as a result, or will the kids end up in detention for "meddling into matters of the heart"?

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  • The Very Special Toys (






UNABRIDGED) by Ms. Misty L. Wesley Narrated by Tina Marie Shuster

    The Very Special Toys

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    • By Ms. Misty L. Wesley
    • Narrated By Tina Marie Shuster
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    In the beginning, God created the Heavens and the Earth. He sent angels here to Earth and anointed them with very special powers. Mystique's assignment was to protect the innocent, the innocence of a child. One day Mystique pulls her angelic sword and asks her Father to grant a request.

  • Something Blue (






UNABRIDGED) by Courtney Sheinmel Narrated by Cassandra Morris

    Something Blue

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    • By Courtney Sheinmel
    • Narrated By Cassandra Morris
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    The Batts family has arrived at a hotel in Los Angeles and everything is all set for Aunt Laura’s wedding weekend. Stella and Penny are going to be getting a new uncle, and a new cousin! Plus, they get to be flower girls, and wear fancy dresses, and walk down the aisle throwing rose petals. It’s going to be perfect - just the way Aunt Laura has imagined it. Just the way Stella has imagined it, too. But sometimes a wedding doesn’t happen the way anyone thinks it will - including the bride. Things are starting to go wrong, and Stella is worried that it’s all her fault!

  • K for Klara 4: Sove hos Maloun [K for Klara 4: Sleeping with Malou] (






UNABRIDGED) by Line Kyed Knudsen Narrated by Marie Nørgaard

    K for Klara 4: Sove hos Maloun [K for Klara 4: Sleeping with Malou]

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    • By Line Kyed Knudsen
    • Narrated By Marie Nørgaard
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    Rose og Julie skal sove hos Malou. Klara kan ikke være med, for hun er syg. Hun kan heller ikke være med til at kælke. Og da hun endelig bliver rask, er sneen forsvundet. Men må hun sove hos Malou nu?Fjerde bog i serien om Klara og hendes veninder.

  • Wild Water Magic (






UNABRIDGED) by Lynne Jonell Narrated by Vanessa Johansson

    Wild Water Magic

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    • By Lynne Jonell
    • Narrated By Vanessa Johansson
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    Tate Willow is pretty and nice, and most people think she’s smart. But Tate doesn’t feel smart…until she falls into an old well in the backyard and her mind starts working double-time. She sails through her homework and can read a book in minutes. But keeping Tate in line is becoming a full-time job for her brothers and sister. She’s strangely attracted to water of all sorts - streams, sprinklers, waterfalls. Can they get her wild water magic under control?

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  • Family Ties: The Theory, Practice, and Destructive Properties of Relatives (






UNABRIDGED) by Gary Paulsen Narrated by Jesse Bernstein

    Family Ties: The Theory, Practice, and Destructive Properties of Relatives

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    • By Gary Paulsen
    • Narrated By Jesse Bernstein
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    Family fun takes center stage in three-time Newbery Honor winner Gary Paulsen’s hilarious novel for middle-school boys. Kevin Spencer is the glue that holds his family together. When his wacky relatives decide to have a double wedding in the backyard, Kevin takes charge. Planning two weddings is a great way to impress his girlfriend, Tina Zabinski, the Most Beautiful and Best-Smelling Girl in the World.