We are currently making improvements to the Audible site. In an effort to enhance the accessibility experience for our customers, we have created a page to more easily navigate the new experience, available at the web address www.audible.com/access.
Call anytime(888) 283-5051
Comedy > Stand-Up & Jokes

Stand-Up & Jokes

Your Likes make Audible better!

'Likes' are shared on Facebook and Audible.com. We use your 'likes' to improve Audible.com for all our listeners.

You can turn off Audible.com sharing from your Account Details page.

OK

Rick

Rick Cotacachi, Ecuador
HELPFUL VOTES
54
ratings
REVIEWS
24
24
FOLLOWERS
FOLLOWING
9
0
  • "Just Like Being There"

    Overall
    Performance
    Story

    The thing about a David Sedaris reading, even at Carnegie Hall, is that he stands behind a podium and reads. It's not a physical performance, per se, so listening to the recording is about as good as the experience of being there. And that is very good indeed. Sedaris delivers a largely deadpan reading of hilarious and insightful material, from true family stories to wild fantasies. Audiences are in stitches from start to finish, and you will be, too. Although it's difficult to choose, this is some of his very best work.

    More

    David Sedaris Live at Carnegie Hall

    • ORIGINAL (1 hr and 14 mins)
    • By David Sedaris
    • Narrated By David Sedaris
    Overall
    (1168)
    Performance
    (287)
    Story
    (287)

    If you are driving, pull over. If you are at work, close your door, unless you don't mind your colleagues seeing you doubled over, in tears, on your office floor. With this recording, taped before a delirious sold out audience at Carnegie Hall, you are there as David Sedaris performs new stories from his upcoming book. A parrot who mimics an ice maker, lovers quarreling over a rubber hand, and a Santa Claus who moonlights from his job as bishop of Turkey, the cast of characters is like no other.

    Richard says: "Material that exists on other books."
  1. David Sedaris Live at Car...
  2. .

A Peek at Kimoya's Bookshelf

Helpful
Votes
1
 
United States 1 REVIEWS / 2 ratings 1 Followers / Following 0
 
Kimoya's greatest hits:

Avi

Avi Dolev, Israel 10-31-11
HELPFUL VOTES
8
ratings
REVIEWS
60
4
FOLLOWERS
FOLLOWING
1
0
  • "Great!!"

    4 of 4 helpful votes

    For the first few minutes, I found it difficult to follow the show and almost considered stopping it. However, I kept listening and did not regret it! The comedy genius of Stephen Fry and Hugh Laurie shines in this very, very funny show from the late 80s. Be warned that a lot of the humor is based on British culture, history, politics, and radio. Between that fact and the fast pace of the show, it can be difficult to follow. Even though I have spent a lot of time in the UK over the past 20 years, I still probably missed 80% of the gags. Nonetheless, the 20% that I did get had me rolling on the floor.

    More

    Saturday Night Fry

    • UNABRIDGED (2 hrs and 56 mins)
    • By BBC Audiobooks Ltd
    • Narrated By Stephen Fry, Hugh Laurie, Jim Broadbent, and others
    Overall
    (66)
    Performance
    (36)
    Story
    (35)

    This six-part comedy series was first broadcast on BBC Radio 4 in 1988. Hosted by Stephen Fry, accompanied each week by Hugh Laurie, Jim Broadbent, Emma Thompson, and a selection of guests including Phyllida Law, Robert Bathurst, Julia Hills, and Alison Steadman, the show takes the form of a roundtable discussion, interspersed with sketches that veer tangentially from the sublime to the ridiculous.

    Avi says: "Great!!"

What's Trending in Stand-Up & Jokes:

  • 4.8 (12 ratings)
    Circle  by Eddie Izzard Narrated by Eddie Izzard

    Circle

    • ORIGINAL (1 hr and 18 mins)
    • By Eddie Izzard
    • Narrated By Eddie Izzard
    Overall
    (12)
    Performance
    (6)
    Story
    (5)

    Covering the Greeks, Sharks, World War II, and Star Wars, this performance was recorded in New York City during an American tour.

  • 4.9 (12 ratings)
    Dara O'Briain: Talks Funny Live in London (






UNABRIDGED) by Dara O'Briain

    Dara O'Briain: Talks Funny Live in London

    • UNABRIDGED (1 hr and 34 mins)
    • By Dara O'Briain
    Overall
    (12)
    Performance
    (6)
    Story
    (6)

    Dara O Briain Talks Funny: Live in London is the culmination of Dara's massive 2008 sell out tour of the UK and Ireland. Recorded at the world famous Hammersmith Apollo before 3,300 fans, this is Dara at his best, mixing top drawer material with lightning fast improvisation to give his audience yet another hilarious night to remember.

    Paul says: "Dara is always good"
  • 4.8 (12 ratings)
    Shirley Valentine  by Willy Russell Narrated by Willy Russell

    Shirley Valentine

    • ORIGINAL (1 hr and 23 mins)
    • By Willy Russell
    • Narrated By Willy Russell
    Overall
    (12)
    Performance
    (6)
    Story
    (6)

    Straight from the authors mouth! Recorded at The Everyman Theatre in Liverpool in 1994, this recording has all the poignancy and wit of the hit film, combined with the intimacy of a solo show.

    Gwynne says: "A charming play"
  • 4.4 (1168 ratings)
    David Sedaris Live at Carnegie Hall  by David Sedaris Narrated by David Sedaris

    David Sedaris Live at Carnegie Hall

    • ORIGINAL (1 hr and 14 mins)
    • By David Sedaris
    • Narrated By David Sedaris
    Overall
    (1168)
    Performance
    (287)
    Story
    (287)

    If you are driving, pull over. If you are at work, close your door, unless you don't mind your colleagues seeing you doubled over, in tears, on your office floor. With this recording, taped before a delirious sold out audience at Carnegie Hall, you are there as David Sedaris performs new stories from his upcoming book. A parrot who mimics an ice maker, lovers quarreling over a rubber hand, and a Santa Claus who moonlights from his job as bishop of Turkey, the cast of characters is like no other.

    Richard says: "Material that exists on other books."
  •  
  • 4.5 (805 ratings)
    Ricky Gervais Show: The Complete First Season  by Ricky Gervais, Steve Merchant, Karl Pilkington Narrated by Ricky Gervais, Steve Merchant, Karl Pilkington

    Ricky Gervais Show: The Complete First Season

    • ORIGINAL (6 hrs and 27 mins)
    • By Ricky Gervais, Steve Merchant, Karl Pilkington
    • Narrated By Ricky Gervais, Steve Merchant, Karl Pilkington
    Overall
    (805)
    Performance
    (91)
    Story
    (84)

    Were you one of the several people on Earth who didn't catch every historic episode of the most-downloaded podcast ever? Or maybe you treasured every golden moment and want to preserve it for future generations? Now, all 12 episodes of The Ricky Gervais Show: The Complete First Season are here in one package that's far tidier than Karl Pilkington's thought processes.

    Shannon says: "lol"
  • 4.6 (629 ratings)
    Ricky Gervais Show: The Complete Second Season  by Ricky Gervais, Steve Merchant, Karl Pilkington

    Ricky Gervais Show: The Complete Second Season

    • NONE (3 hrs and 9 mins)
    • By Ricky Gervais, Steve Merchant, Karl Pilkington
    Overall
    (629)
    Performance
    (161)
    Story
    (154)

    It's the complete second season of The Ricky Gervais Show - six episodes in one tidy package. It's packed full of all-new drivel, as Ricky and Steve Merchant forage through the long grass of Karl Pilkington's brain.

    Danny says: "laugh out loud funny"
  • 4.5 (516 ratings)
    Ricky Gervais Show: Season 2, Episode 1  by Ricky Gervais, Steve Merchant, Karl Pilkington

    Ricky Gervais Show: Season 2, Episode 1

    • ORIGINAL (30 mins)
    • By Ricky Gervais, Steve Merchant, Karl Pilkington
    Overall
    (516)
    Performance
    (0)
    Story
    (0)

    The first half-hour of complete tosh from Ricky Gervais, Steve Merchant, and bald-headed imbecile Karl Pilkington in a new season of The Ricky Gervais Show.

    Susan says: "Amazing"
  • 4.5 (434 ratings)
    Ricky Gervais Show: The Complete Fifth Season (






UNABRIDGED) by Ricky Gervais, Steve Merchant, Karl Pilkington Narrated by Ricky Gervais, Steve Merchant, Karl Pilkington

    Ricky Gervais Show: The Complete Fifth Season

    • UNABRIDGED (2 hrs)
    • By Ricky Gervais, Steve Merchant, Karl Pilkington
    • Narrated By Ricky Gervais, Steve Merchant, Karl Pilkington
    Overall
    (434)
    Performance
    (187)
    Story
    (181)

    The record-breaking, chart-topping comedy phenomenon returns for a fifth season - all four episodes are here as a single download. Ricky Gervais, of course, is the award-winning co-creator and star of The Office (upon which the current NBC hit series is based) and HBO's Extras. Steve Merchant, who also stars in Extras, is his long-time creative partner. Karl is a pile of protoplasm that mimics the functions of a human being.

    Jiayun says: "Love it!"
  •  
  • 4.3 (364 ratings)
    All By My Selves: Walter, Peanut, Achmed, and Me (






UNABRIDGED) by Jeff Dunham Narrated by Jeff Dunham

    All By My Selves: Walter, Peanut, Achmed, and Me

    • UNABRIDGED (8 hrs and 44 mins)
    • By Jeff Dunham
    • Narrated By Jeff Dunham
    • Whispersync for Voice-ready
    Overall
    (364)
    Performance
    (269)
    Story
    (266)

    All By My Selves is comedy superstar Jeff Dunham's story as told by Jeff himself! This unique comedic audio release takes fans behind the curtain to explain how he turned a tired, vaudevillian art form into something truly modern and hip. Not only will Jeff reveal how he developed his act and lovable characters over the years, he'll also share the details of his life as working comedian and family man on the road.

    Michelle says: "Completely Enjoyable"
  • Yes Minister & Yes Prime Minister - The Complete Audio Collection  by Antony Jay, Jonathan Lynn Narrated by Paul Eddington, Nigel Hawthorn, full cast

    Yes Minister & Yes Prime Minister - The Complete Audio Collection

    • ORIGINAL (18 hrs and 28 mins)
    • By Antony Jay, Jonathan Lynn
    • Narrated By Paul Eddington, Nigel Hawthorn, full cast
    Overall
    (5)
    Performance
    (5)
    Story
    (5)

    Between 1980 and 1988 on BBC television and radio, the exploits of the Rt Hon Jim Hacker MP (Paul Eddington) - later Prime Minister - kept the British nation enthralled. Helped - and hampered - by his diligent Permanent Secretary Sir Humphrey Appleby (Nigel Hawthorne) and his Principle Private Secretary Bernard Woolley (Derek Fowlds), Hacker and his department became synonymous with government bureaucracy and administrative double dealing.

    Emily says: "Does this work as an audiobook? Yes, Minister ..."
  • Ricky Gervais Show: The Complete Second Season  by Ricky Gervais, Steve Merchant, Karl Pilkington

    Ricky Gervais Show: The Complete Second Season

    • NONE (3 hrs and 9 mins)
    • By Ricky Gervais, Steve Merchant, Karl Pilkington
    Overall
    (629)
    Performance
    (161)
    Story
    (154)

    It's the complete second season of The Ricky Gervais Show - six episodes in one tidy package. It's packed full of all-new drivel, as Ricky and Steve Merchant forage through the long grass of Karl Pilkington's brain.

    Danny says: "laugh out loud funny"
  • The Ricky Gervais Guide to... MEDICINE (






UNABRIDGED) by Ricky Gervais, Steve Merchant, & Karl Pilkington Narrated by Ricky Gervais, Steve Merchant, & Karl Pilkington

    The Ricky Gervais Guide to... MEDICINE

    • UNABRIDGED (53 mins)
    • By Ricky Gervais, Steve Merchant, & Karl Pilkington
    • Narrated By Ricky Gervais, Steve Merchant, & Karl Pilkington
    Overall
    (347)
    Performance
    (134)
    Story
    (132)

    Here's the first in a new series of in-depth discussions on a variety of subjects relating to humanity's greatest endeavors. Around the table, Ricky Gervais, Steve Merchant and the glabrous luminary Karl Pilkington. In this episode, MEDICINE, we explore the treatment of human ailments through history - from trepanation (or 'oles in the 'ed) in early tribal societies right through to the possible, if improbable, future of medical technology.

    Wilson says: "Best there has been for a while"
  • David Sedaris Live at Carnegie Hall  by David Sedaris Narrated by David Sedaris

    David Sedaris Live at Carnegie Hall

    • ORIGINAL (1 hr and 14 mins)
    • By David Sedaris
    • Narrated By David Sedaris
    Overall
    (1168)
    Performance
    (287)
    Story
    (287)

    If you are driving, pull over. If you are at work, close your door, unless you don't mind your colleagues seeing you doubled over, in tears, on your office floor. With this recording, taped before a delirious sold out audience at Carnegie Hall, you are there as David Sedaris performs new stories from his upcoming book. A parrot who mimics an ice maker, lovers quarreling over a rubber hand, and a Santa Claus who moonlights from his job as bishop of Turkey, the cast of characters is like no other.

    Richard says: "Material that exists on other books."
  •  
  • The Podfather Trilogy - Season Four of The Ricky Gervais Show (






UNABRIDGED) by Ricky Gervais, Stephen Merchant, Karl Pilkington

    The Podfather Trilogy - Season Four of The Ricky Gervais Show

    • UNABRIDGED (1 hr and 57 mins)
    • By Ricky Gervais, Stephen Merchant, Karl Pilkington
    Overall
    (330)
    Performance
    (138)
    Story
    (138)

    Here are three special episodes of The Ricky Gervais Show, featuring those doyens of the medium, the eponymous multi-award winning Ricky Gervais; Steve Merchant (The Office, Extras); and the round-headed idiot savant, Karl Pilkington.

    Kimmie Mc says: "Genius x 3... but audio could be better"
  • Joan Rivers Live at the Palladium  by Joan Rivers

    Joan Rivers Live at the Palladium

    • ORIGINAL (1 hr and 7 mins)
    • By Joan Rivers
    Overall
    (5)
    Performance
    (5)
    Story
    (5)

    The one and only Ms Rivers at her funniest and wittiest. Live at The London Palladium is a great record of one of the truly great female entertainers. Not afraid to be outrageous and catty, she rips in to any number of celebrities and even royalty!

    Sarah says: "Not Good."
  • War Paint  by Iliza Shlesinger Narrated by Iliza Shlesinger

    War Paint

    • ORIGINAL (1 hr and 11 mins)
    • By Iliza Shlesinger
    • Narrated By Iliza Shlesinger
    Overall
    (5)
    Performance
    (5)
    Story
    (4)

    Her good looks are just a cover for Last Comic Standing winner Iliza Shlesinger's acerbic, stream-of-conscious comedy that she unleashes on an unsuspecting audience in her hometown of Dallas in War Paint. She dissects dating habits and is here to report back on why people go to sports bars, the hassles of getting packs of drunk girls to food, and what ordering lobsters on a date really means.

  • Ricky Gervais Show: The Complete Third Season  by Ricky Gervais, Steve Merchant, Karl Pilkington Narrated by Ricky Gervais, Steve Merchant, Karl Pilkington

    Ricky Gervais Show: The Complete Third Season

    • ORIGINAL (3 hrs and 12 mins)
    • By Ricky Gervais, Steve Merchant, Karl Pilkington
    • Narrated By Ricky Gervais, Steve Merchant, Karl Pilkington
    Overall
    (83)
    Performance
    (0)
    Story
    (0)

    Season 1 was the most downloaded podcast in history. Season 2 blasted the boundaries of blather. And now, it's The Ricky Gervais Show: The Complete Third Season. Pay one price, and you'll get all six episodes from Season 3, full of the latest ravings, rants, and ramblings from Ricky, Steve, and Karl.

    Robert says: "Awesome"
  •  
  • LIVE  by Brian Regan

    LIVE

    • ORIGINAL (56 mins)
    • By Brian Regan
    Overall
    (151)
    Performance
    (33)
    Story
    (31)

    American Comedy Award-winner Brian Regan lights up the stage in this live performance. He has been on Letterman five times, the Tonight Show with Johnny Carson, and had his own comedy special on Showtime called Something's Wrong with the Regan Boy. In his Playboy interview, Dennis Miller named Regan one of his favorite comedians. As he performs around the country, people are constantly requesting favorite routines. This recording answers that call.

    Mark says: "Tell us some jokes... circus boy!"
  • All By My Selves: Walter, Peanut, Achmed, and Me (






UNABRIDGED) by Jeff Dunham Narrated by Jeff Dunham

    All By My Selves: Walter, Peanut, Achmed, and Me

    • UNABRIDGED (8 hrs and 44 mins)
    • By Jeff Dunham
    • Narrated By Jeff Dunham
    • Whispersync for Voice-ready
    Overall
    (364)
    Performance
    (269)
    Story
    (266)

    All By My Selves is comedy superstar Jeff Dunham's story as told by Jeff himself! This unique comedic audio release takes fans behind the curtain to explain how he turned a tired, vaudevillian art form into something truly modern and hip. Not only will Jeff reveal how he developed his act and lovable characters over the years, he'll also share the details of his life as working comedian and family man on the road.

    Michelle says: "Completely Enjoyable"
  • Dara O'Briain Live at the Theatre Royal  by Dara O'Briain Narrated by Dara O'Briain

    Dara O'Briain Live at the Theatre Royal

    • ORIGINAL (1 hr and 28 mins)
    • By Dara O'Briain
    • Narrated By Dara O'Briain
    Overall
    (35)
    Performance
    (22)
    Story
    (21)

    Following the huge success of his sell-out 100-date UK stand-up tour, Dara O'Briain Live at the Theatre Royal marks the explosive finale to the run. Recorded in front of 2500 fans at the Theatre Royal Drury Lane, this show has Dara at the very top of his game, musing on subjects as diverse as driving tests, baguettes, and the Milky Bar Kid.

    A User says: "Clever, Bright, Poignant, Astute"
  • The Ricky Gervais Guide to... THE HUMAN BODY  by Ricky Gervais, Steve Merchant & Karl Pilkington Narrated by Ricky Gervais, Steve Merchant & Karl Pilkington

    The Ricky Gervais Guide to... THE HUMAN BODY

    • ORIGINAL (56 mins)
    • By Ricky Gervais, Steve Merchant & Karl Pilkington
    • Narrated By Ricky Gervais, Steve Merchant & Karl Pilkington
    Overall
    (256)
    Performance
    (108)
    Story
    (104)

    The ninth episode in this new series considers the human body, its form, function, and failings. In this episode: Same name, different brain; Minty fresh nostalgia; Karl's earliest memory; Senses and Sensibilities; Lying Eyes; The way to a man's heart; Harley Street literature; Desert Island Paraphilia; Karl's subconscious navigation; Spectral chit chat in St Ives; Dermal rumours; Knob nerves; The disappointing lack of freakery; Biodiversity and lazy scientists; and Epilogue.

    january says: "Stupid funny!!!"
  • The Honeymoon Hotel (






UNABRIDGED) by Hester Browne Narrated by Jessica Anne Ball

    The Honeymoon Hotel

    • UNABRIDGED (11 hrs and 39 mins)
    • By Hester Browne
    • Narrated By Jessica Anne Ball
    • Whispersync for Voice-ready
    Overall
    (0)
    Performance
    (0)
    Story
    (0)

    The Bonneville Hotel is the best-kept secret in Mayfair: its art deco suites and glittering ballrooms a former home-away-from-home for royalty and movie stars alike. Recent years haven’t been kind, but thanks to events manager Rosie, the Bonneville is reclaiming some of its old cachet as a chic retro-glam wedding venue. While Rosie’s weddings are the ultimate in romance, Rosie herself isn’t; she’s focused on the details, not the dramas.

  • Sometimes You Need to Laugh - Volume II (






UNABRIDGED) by Rascal Narrated by Paul Christy, Anne-Lise Fishman

    Sometimes You Need to Laugh - Volume II

    • UNABRIDGED (8 hrs and 37 mins)
    • By Rascal
    • Narrated By Paul Christy, Anne-Lise Fishman
    Overall
    (0)
    Performance
    (0)
    Story
    (0)

    This is a collection of jokes and stories assembled from 37 years of getting jokes told to me or encountering them on the internet. It is ideal for salesmen, public speakers, masters of ceremonies, or just breaking the ice. Many of these jokes and stories have sexual innuendo, and they are not politically correct. There is over 13 1/2 hours of jokes and funny stories to entertain you. You will love some of them. This is the second book like this.

  • Yes Minister & Yes Prime Minister - The Complete Audio Collection  by Antony Jay, Jonathan Lynn Narrated by Paul Eddington, Nigel Hawthorn, full cast

    Yes Minister & Yes Prime Minister - The Complete Audio Collection

    • ORIGINAL (18 hrs and 28 mins)
    • By Antony Jay, Jonathan Lynn
    • Narrated By Paul Eddington, Nigel Hawthorn, full cast
    Overall
    (5)
    Performance
    (5)
    Story
    (5)

    Between 1980 and 1988 on BBC television and radio, the exploits of the Rt Hon Jim Hacker MP (Paul Eddington) - later Prime Minister - kept the British nation enthralled. Helped - and hampered - by his diligent Permanent Secretary Sir Humphrey Appleby (Nigel Hawthorne) and his Principle Private Secretary Bernard Woolley (Derek Fowlds), Hacker and his department became synonymous with government bureaucracy and administrative double dealing.

    Emily says: "Does this work as an audiobook? Yes, Minister ..."
  • Milf & Cookies  by Felicia Michaels Narrated by Felicia Michaels

    Milf & Cookies

    • ORIGINAL (46 mins)
    • By Felicia Michaels
    • Narrated By Felicia Michaels
    Overall
    (0)
    Performance
    (0)
    Story
    (0)

    How Felicia Sees It: I came into the world an Army brat. Moved here, moved there, landing at the corner of trailer park and military housing. I learned how to load a gun, dodge a social worker, and make an exit plan – before I could even drive. My escape came via the doors of a strip joint coined the Peppermint Lounge. It’s there that I met a comic, became a comic, won this and won that. I pounded the road hard, picked up a camera, did beaucoup TV, married my manager, then quit the biz.

  •  
  • It Had to Be Said  by Trenton Davis Narrated by Trenton Davis

    It Had to Be Said

    • ORIGINAL (41 mins)
    • By Trenton Davis
    • Narrated By Trenton Davis
    Overall
    (0)
    Performance
    (0)
    Story
    (0)

    With an impressive third place finish in the prestigious 2013 Seattle International Comedy Contest as well as 1st place finish in the 2013 Sacramento Comedy Festival and another 1st place finish in the 2013 World Series of Comedy Raleigh Satellite contest, Trenton Davis’ 10,000-plus hours of stand-up comedy are beginning to show dividends! He’s carried that momentum into 2014 with a 2nd-place finish in the San Diego Comedy Festival.

  • The Joke Book for People Who Think the Kardashians Are a Joke (






UNABRIDGED) by Murray Langston Narrated by Murray Langston

    The Joke Book for People Who Think the Kardashians Are a Joke

    • UNABRIDGED (48 mins)
    • By Murray Langston
    • Narrated By Murray Langston
    Overall
    (0)
    Performance
    (0)
    Story
    (0)

    Get ready to laugh at hundreds of jokes aimed at the overly hyped, self-appointed icons the Kardashians in The Joke Book for People Who Think the Kardashians Are a Joke. Don't laugh now, but get ready to laugh out loud and often. The Joke Book for People Who Think the Kardashians Are a Joke is now available to anyone who wants to enjoy a good laugh at the Kardashians' expense.

  • Different Class  by Ed Byrne Narrated by Ed Byrne

    Different Class

    • ORIGINAL (1 hr and 46 mins)
    • By Ed Byrne
    • Narrated By Ed Byrne
    Overall
    (1)
    Performance
    (1)
    Story
    (1)

    Top Irish comedian Ed Byrne performs live in concert. On this superb recording he talks about his upbringing his parents and his recent wedding. Recorded in front of an appreciative crowd in Glasgow. Please note: This audiobook contains explicit language.