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Trip

Trip MONTCLAIR, NJ, United States Member Since 2002

I love Audiobooks. I listen to roughly 50-100 hours a month. It's a good thing I work for Audible!

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  • Step by Step to Stand-Up Comedy

    "Unfortunately comedy CANNOT be taught"

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    Would you try another book from Greg Dean and/or Greg Dean?

    As a professional comedian with 11 years high level performance experience, I downloaded this audiobook because I was simply curious - I was intrigued that someone had actually created a


    What could Greg Dean have done to make this a more enjoyable book for you?

    Nothing, the book was well presented.


    What aspect of Greg Dean’s performance would you have changed?

    Nothing. Maybe more live clips of his own performances, delivery style/s and audience responses. Good and Bad. THAT would have been great!


    Any additional comments?

    On the whole - good work Greg.

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  • "Truly Vital Skills"

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    Ok, so I am pretty sure I will never use anything learned from this book. So what! I was entertained by every minute of this book and still find James May to be my favorite of the Top Gear hosts. This book is a must for any of his fans.

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    How to Land an A330 Airbus: And Other Vital Skills for the Modern Man

    • UNABRIDGED (2 hrs and 47 mins)
    • By James May
    • Narrated By James May
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    Being given yet another pointless 'man manual' that told him 50 ways to tie a bow tie in under 30 seconds made James May certain there was a need for another kind of book. This book, in fact. He reckons there are nine vital things that a chap should be able to do.

    Amadeo says: "Not great, but good"

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  • 4.8 (12 ratings)
    Circle  by Eddie Izzard Narrated by Eddie Izzard

    Circle

    • ORIGINAL (1 hr and 18 mins)
    • By Eddie Izzard
    • Narrated By Eddie Izzard
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    Covering the Greeks, Sharks, World War II, and Star Wars, this performance was recorded in New York City during an American tour.

  • 4.9 (12 ratings)
    Dara O'Briain: Talks Funny Live in London (






UNABRIDGED) by Dara O'Briain

    Dara O'Briain: Talks Funny Live in London

    • UNABRIDGED (1 hr and 34 mins)
    • By Dara O'Briain
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    Dara O Briain Talks Funny: Live in London is the culmination of Dara's massive 2008 sell out tour of the UK and Ireland. Recorded at the world famous Hammersmith Apollo before 3,300 fans, this is Dara at his best, mixing top drawer material with lightning fast improvisation to give his audience yet another hilarious night to remember.

    Paul says: "Dara is always good"
  • 4.8 (12 ratings)
    Shirley Valentine  by Willy Russell Narrated by Willy Russell

    Shirley Valentine

    • ORIGINAL (1 hr and 23 mins)
    • By Willy Russell
    • Narrated By Willy Russell
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    Straight from the authors mouth! Recorded at The Everyman Theatre in Liverpool in 1994, this recording has all the poignancy and wit of the hit film, combined with the intimacy of a solo show.

    Gwynne says: "A charming play"
  • 4.4 (1158 ratings)
    David Sedaris Live at Carnegie Hall (






ABRIDGED) by David Sedaris Narrated by David Sedaris

    David Sedaris Live at Carnegie Hall

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    • By David Sedaris
    • Narrated By David Sedaris
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    If you are driving, pull over. If you are at work, close your door, unless you don't mind your colleagues seeing you doubled over, in tears, on your office floor. With this recording, taped before a delirious sold out audience at Carnegie Hall, you are there as David Sedaris performs new stories from his upcoming book. A parrot who mimics an ice maker, lovers quarreling over a rubber hand, and a Santa Claus who moonlights from his job as bishop of Turkey, the cast of characters is like no other.

    Richard says: "Material that exists on other books."
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  • 4.5 (804 ratings)
    Ricky Gervais Show: The Complete First Season  by Ricky Gervais, Steve Merchant, Karl Pilkington Narrated by Ricky Gervais, Steve Merchant, Karl Pilkington

    Ricky Gervais Show: The Complete First Season

    • ORIGINAL (6 hrs and 27 mins)
    • By Ricky Gervais, Steve Merchant, Karl Pilkington
    • Narrated By Ricky Gervais, Steve Merchant, Karl Pilkington
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    Were you one of the several people on Earth who didn't catch every historic episode of the most-downloaded podcast ever? Or maybe you treasured every golden moment and want to preserve it for future generations? Now, all 12 episodes of The Ricky Gervais Show: The Complete First Season are here in one package that's far tidier than Karl Pilkington's thought processes.

    Shannon says: "lol"
  • 4.6 (622 ratings)
    Ricky Gervais Show: The Complete Second Season  by Ricky Gervais, Steve Merchant, Karl Pilkington

    Ricky Gervais Show: The Complete Second Season

    • NONE (3 hrs and 9 mins)
    • By Ricky Gervais, Steve Merchant, Karl Pilkington
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    It's the complete second season of The Ricky Gervais Show - six episodes in one tidy package. It's packed full of all-new drivel, as Ricky and Steve Merchant forage through the long grass of Karl Pilkington's brain.

    Danny says: "laugh out loud funny"
  • 4.5 (516 ratings)
    Ricky Gervais Show: Season 2, Episode 1  by Ricky Gervais, Steve Merchant, Karl Pilkington

    Ricky Gervais Show: Season 2, Episode 1

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    • By Ricky Gervais, Steve Merchant, Karl Pilkington
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    The first half-hour of complete tosh from Ricky Gervais, Steve Merchant, and bald-headed imbecile Karl Pilkington in a new season of The Ricky Gervais Show.

    Susan says: "Amazing"
  • 4.5 (427 ratings)
    Ricky Gervais Show: The Complete Fifth Season (






UNABRIDGED) by Ricky Gervais, Steve Merchant, Karl Pilkington Narrated by Ricky Gervais, Steve Merchant, Karl Pilkington

    Ricky Gervais Show: The Complete Fifth Season

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    • By Ricky Gervais, Steve Merchant, Karl Pilkington
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    The record-breaking, chart-topping comedy phenomenon returns for a fifth season - all four episodes are here as a single download. Ricky Gervais, of course, is the award-winning co-creator and star of The Office (upon which the current NBC hit series is based) and HBO's Extras. Steve Merchant, who also stars in Extras, is his long-time creative partner. Karl is a pile of protoplasm that mimics the functions of a human being.

    Jiayun says: "Love it!"
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  • 4.3 (354 ratings)
    All By My Selves: Walter, Peanut, Achmed, and Me (






UNABRIDGED) by Jeff Dunham Narrated by Jeff Dunham

    All By My Selves: Walter, Peanut, Achmed, and Me

    • UNABRIDGED (8 hrs and 44 mins)
    • By Jeff Dunham
    • Narrated By Jeff Dunham
    • Whispersync for Voice-ready
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    All By My Selves is comedy superstar Jeff Dunham's story as told by Jeff himself! This unique comedic audio release takes fans behind the curtain to explain how he turned a tired, vaudevillian art form into something truly modern and hip. Not only will Jeff reveal how he developed his act and lovable characters over the years, he'll also share the details of his life as working comedian and family man on the road.

    Michelle says: "Completely Enjoyable"
  • Ricky Gervais Show: The Complete Second Season  by Ricky Gervais, Steve Merchant, Karl Pilkington

    Ricky Gervais Show: The Complete Second Season

    • NONE (3 hrs and 9 mins)
    • By Ricky Gervais, Steve Merchant, Karl Pilkington
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    It's the complete second season of The Ricky Gervais Show - six episodes in one tidy package. It's packed full of all-new drivel, as Ricky and Steve Merchant forage through the long grass of Karl Pilkington's brain.

    Danny says: "laugh out loud funny"
  • Ricky Gervais Show: The Complete Third Season  by Ricky Gervais, Steve Merchant, Karl Pilkington Narrated by Ricky Gervais, Steve Merchant, Karl Pilkington

    Ricky Gervais Show: The Complete Third Season

    • ORIGINAL (3 hrs and 12 mins)
    • By Ricky Gervais, Steve Merchant, Karl Pilkington
    • Narrated By Ricky Gervais, Steve Merchant, Karl Pilkington
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    Season 1 was the most downloaded podcast in history. Season 2 blasted the boundaries of blather. And now, it's The Ricky Gervais Show: The Complete Third Season. Pay one price, and you'll get all six episodes from Season 3, full of the latest ravings, rants, and ramblings from Ricky, Steve, and Karl.

    Robert says: "Awesome"
  • David Sedaris Live at Carnegie Hall (






ABRIDGED) by David Sedaris Narrated by David Sedaris

    David Sedaris Live at Carnegie Hall

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    • By David Sedaris
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    If you are driving, pull over. If you are at work, close your door, unless you don't mind your colleagues seeing you doubled over, in tears, on your office floor. With this recording, taped before a delirious sold out audience at Carnegie Hall, you are there as David Sedaris performs new stories from his upcoming book. A parrot who mimics an ice maker, lovers quarreling over a rubber hand, and a Santa Claus who moonlights from his job as bishop of Turkey, the cast of characters is like no other.

    Richard says: "Material that exists on other books."
  • The Ricky Gervais Guide to... THE HUMAN BODY  by Ricky Gervais, Steve Merchant & Karl Pilkington Narrated by Ricky Gervais, Steve Merchant & Karl Pilkington

    The Ricky Gervais Guide to... THE HUMAN BODY

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    • By Ricky Gervais, Steve Merchant & Karl Pilkington
    • Narrated By Ricky Gervais, Steve Merchant & Karl Pilkington
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    The ninth episode in this new series considers the human body, its form, function, and failings. In this episode: Same name, different brain; Minty fresh nostalgia; Karl's earliest memory; Senses and Sensibilities; Lying Eyes; The way to a man's heart; Harley Street literature; Desert Island Paraphilia; Karl's subconscious navigation; Spectral chit chat in St Ives; Dermal rumours; Knob nerves; The disappointing lack of freakery; Biodiversity and lazy scientists; and Epilogue.

    january says: "Stupid funny!!!"
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  • Step by Step to Stand-Up Comedy (






UNABRIDGED) by Greg Dean Narrated by Greg Dean

    Step by Step to Stand-Up Comedy

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    • By Greg Dean
    • Narrated By Greg Dean
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    Step by Step to Stand-Up Comedy, written by Greg Dean, is a comprehensive guide for people who are funny, want to be funnier, or have dreams of being a stand-up comedian. This first-of-its-kind audiobook demystifies the craft of comedy by breaking it down to the fundamental skills used by professional funny people. Dean lays out these skills in simple-to-understand lessons that are easy to practice and master.

    Scott says: "Solid Advice, Horrendous Delivery. Read it instead"
  • The Ricky Gervais Guide to... THE EARTH  by Ricky Gervais, Steve Merchant & Karl Pilkington Narrated by Ricky Gervais, Steve Merchant & Karl Pilkington

    The Ricky Gervais Guide to... THE EARTH

    • ORIGINAL (50 mins)
    • By Ricky Gervais, Steve Merchant & Karl Pilkington
    • Narrated By Ricky Gervais, Steve Merchant & Karl Pilkington
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    Join Ricky Gervais and Steve Merchant and Karl Pilkington for a final verbal jaunt around the world. In this episode… A preamble on Earthly nomenclature; Steve laments inclement weather; Karl does Genesis; A load of old Morlocks; Aunty Nora's insulated isolation fears; Karl talks shit; Industrial relations masterclass; Sofa salvage; Karl makes the bed; Karl up to his elbows; A dip with a dolphin; War on terrapins; Karl's new project; Karl and the Cairo khazi.

    january says: "Stupid funny!!!"
  • Hello Ladies  by Stephen Merchant Narrated by Stephen Merchant

    Hello Ladies

    • ORIGINAL (1 hr and 17 mins)
    • By Stephen Merchant
    • Narrated By Stephen Merchant
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    Stephen Merchant, the Emmy, BAFTA and Golden Globe award winning co-creator of The Office and Extras in his first ever live stand-up comedy tour and it has been well worth the wait. The Guardian says "his performance is priceless...he can do funny just by being there" and The Times states that "the man is hilarious".

  • The Ricky Gervais Guide to... NATURAL HISTORY (






UNABRIDGED) by Ricky Gervais, Steve Merchant, & Karl Pilkington Narrated by Ricky Gervais, Steve Merchant, & Karl Pilkington

    The Ricky Gervais Guide to... NATURAL HISTORY

    • UNABRIDGED (47 mins)
    • By Ricky Gervais, Steve Merchant, & Karl Pilkington
    • Narrated By Ricky Gervais, Steve Merchant, & Karl Pilkington
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    This is the second in a new series of definitive discourses exploring the diversity of human enterprise. As always, Ricky Gervais and Steve Merchant are joined by shaven simian, Karl Pilkington. In this episode, NATURAL HISTORY, we explore the awesome beauty inherent in the natural world. Drawing on observations by eminent biologists, from Thomas Huxley to Charles Darwin to Richard Dawkins, Ricky Steve and Karl offer their usual benighted summation.

    january says: "Stupid funny!!!"
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  • Look Who's Back (






UNABRIDGED) by Timur Vermes Narrated by Julian Rhind-Tutt

    Look Who's Back

    • UNABRIDGED (11 hrs and 10 mins)
    • By Timur Vermes
    • Narrated By Julian Rhind-Tutt
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    Berlin, Summer 2011. Adolf Hitler wakes up on a patch of open ground, alive and well. Things have changed – no Eva Braun, no Nazi party, no war. Hitler barely recognises his beloved Fatherland, filled with immigrants and run by a woman. People certainly recognise him, albeit as a flawless impersonator who refuses to break character. The unthinkable, the inevitable happens, and the ranting Hitler goes viral, becomes a YouTube star, gets his own T.V. show, and people begin to listen.

    Vira says: "Read the book instead..."
  • Concrete Cow: The Complete First Series (






UNABRIDGED) by BBC Audiobooks Ltd Narrated by Robert Webb, Olivia Colman

    Concrete Cow: The Complete First Series

    • UNABRIDGED (2 hrs and 47 mins)
    • By BBC Audiobooks Ltd
    • Narrated By Robert Webb, Olivia Colman
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    Robert Webb and Olivia Colman co-star in the first series of the BBC Radio 4 sketch show. Welcome to the surreal, silly and ingenious comedy sketch show that features one half of Mitchell & Webb and Olivia Colman from Peep Show, with Sally Hawkins, Steven Kynman and Chris Pavlo. Highlights include Narnia being vandalised by two kids from Peckham, Mr Punch's parole board, Thomas Hardy's agent, temping for NASA, Batman's schedule and the theft of Hitler's jewels.

  • All By My Selves: Walter, Peanut, Achmed, and Me (






UNABRIDGED) by Jeff Dunham Narrated by Jeff Dunham

    All By My Selves: Walter, Peanut, Achmed, and Me

    • UNABRIDGED (8 hrs and 44 mins)
    • By Jeff Dunham
    • Narrated By Jeff Dunham
    • Whispersync for Voice-ready
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    All By My Selves is comedy superstar Jeff Dunham's story as told by Jeff himself! This unique comedic audio release takes fans behind the curtain to explain how he turned a tired, vaudevillian art form into something truly modern and hip. Not only will Jeff reveal how he developed his act and lovable characters over the years, he'll also share the details of his life as working comedian and family man on the road.

    Michelle says: "Completely Enjoyable"
  • LIVE  by Brian Regan

    LIVE

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    • By Brian Regan
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    American Comedy Award-winner Brian Regan lights up the stage in this live performance. He has been on Letterman five times, the Tonight Show with Johnny Carson, and had his own comedy special on Showtime called Something's Wrong with the Regan Boy. In his Playboy interview, Dennis Miller named Regan one of his favorite comedians. As he performs around the country, people are constantly requesting favorite routines. This recording answers that call.

    Mark says: "Tell us some jokes... circus boy!"
  • Yes Minister & Yes Prime Minister - The Complete Audio Collection  by Antony Jay, Jonathan Lynn Narrated by Paul Eddington, Nigel Hawthorn, full cast

    Yes Minister & Yes Prime Minister - The Complete Audio Collection

    • ORIGINAL (18 hrs and 28 mins)
    • By Antony Jay, Jonathan Lynn
    • Narrated By Paul Eddington, Nigel Hawthorn, full cast
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    Between 1980 and 1988 on BBC television and radio, the exploits of the Rt Hon Jim Hacker MP (Paul Eddington) - later Prime Minister - kept the British nation enthralled. Helped - and hampered - by his diligent Permanent Secretary Sir Humphrey Appleby (Nigel Hawthorne) and his Principle Private Secretary Bernard Woolley (Derek Fowlds), Hacker and his department became synonymous with government bureaucracy and administrative double dealing.

  • Milf & Cookies  by Felicia Michaels Narrated by Felicia Michaels

    Milf & Cookies

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    • By Felicia Michaels
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    How Felicia Sees It: I came into the world an Army brat. Moved here, moved there, landing at the corner of trailer park and military housing. I learned how to load a gun, dodge a social worker, and make an exit plan – before I could even drive. My escape came via the doors of a strip joint coined the Peppermint Lounge. It’s there that I met a comic, became a comic, won this and won that. I pounded the road hard, picked up a camera, did beaucoup TV, married my manager, then quit the biz.

  • It Had to Be Said  by Trenton Davis Narrated by Trenton Davis

    It Had to Be Said

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    • By Trenton Davis
    • Narrated By Trenton Davis
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    With an impressive third place finish in the prestigious 2013 Seattle International Comedy Contest as well as 1st place finish in the 2013 Sacramento Comedy Festival and another 1st place finish in the 2013 World Series of Comedy Raleigh Satellite contest, Trenton Davis’ 10,000-plus hours of stand-up comedy are beginning to show dividends! He’s carried that momentum into 2014 with a 2nd-place finish in the San Diego Comedy Festival.

  • The Joke Book for People Who Think the Kardashians Are a Joke (






UNABRIDGED) by Murray Langston Narrated by Murray Langston

    The Joke Book for People Who Think the Kardashians Are a Joke

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    • By Murray Langston
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    Get ready to laugh at hundreds of jokes aimed at the overly hyped, self-appointed icons the Kardashians in The Joke Book for People Who Think the Kardashians Are a Joke. Don't laugh now, but get ready to laugh out loud and often. The Joke Book for People Who Think the Kardashians Are a Joke is now available to anyone who wants to enjoy a good laugh at the Kardashians' expense.

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  • Different Class  by Ed Byrne Narrated by Ed Byrne

    Different Class

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    • By Ed Byrne
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    Top Irish comedian Ed Byrne performs live in concert. On this superb recording he talks about his upbringing his parents and his recent wedding. Recorded in front of an appreciative crowd in Glasgow. Please note: This audiobook contains explicit language.

  • Space Danger! Part Two: Nemesis Mine: Space Danger Series Book 2 (






UNABRIDGED) by Doug Strider Narrated by Barnaby Edwards

    Space Danger! Part Two: Nemesis Mine: Space Danger Series Book 2

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    • Narrated By Barnaby Edwards
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    Book 2 in the Space Danger! Series. Join the Space Navy. Life expectancy is debatable but the perks are minimal. The crew of HMSS Monstro have been given a mission, a very BIG mission. If they could only get around to it then the galaxy might be a safer place to live. Safer and, quite importantly, still existing. Now wash your hands please.

    Ensign Harris is discovering exactly how dangerous space is. He already knew it was really dangerous, of course, but now it's just getting ridiculous. Featuring a techno-savvy cat-man, personality-swapping AIs, one-upmanship and more knees than are good for you!

  • Look Who's Back (






UNABRIDGED) by Timur Vermes Narrated by Julian Rhind-Tutt

    Look Who's Back

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    • By Timur Vermes
    • Narrated By Julian Rhind-Tutt
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    Berlin, Summer 2011. Adolf Hitler wakes up on a patch of open ground, alive and well. Things have changed – no Eva Braun, no Nazi party, no war. Hitler barely recognises his beloved Fatherland, filled with immigrants and run by a woman. People certainly recognise him, albeit as a flawless impersonator who refuses to break character. The unthinkable, the inevitable happens, and the ranting Hitler goes viral, becomes a YouTube star, gets his own T.V. show, and people begin to listen.

    Vira says: "Read the book instead..."