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Teddy

Teddy Bronx, NY, United States

"A reader lives a thousand lives before he dies. The man who never reads lives only one." - Jojen Reed. #ADanceWithDragons

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  • "Just Plain FUNNYYYY!!!!!!!!!"

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    I loved this audiobook! Just plain funny really! Chelsea Handler is comical. She is easily one of those comics of this generation that honestly just knows how to deliver a joke and deliver it well. The pace of the book itself never really died down and she kept landing joke and joke in a nice sequence. I really don't have much more to say about this book was just plain funny!

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    Are You There, Vodka? It's Me, Chelsea

    • UNABRIDGED (6 hrs and 13 mins)
    • By Chelsea Handler
    • Narrated By Chelsea Handler
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    In this wickedly honest new work, Chelsea Handler casts the net wider with even funnier results, recalling the most noteworthy highs and lows of her life to date - including her efforts to diversify by dating red-haired men, her obsession with midgets, and the dog-sitting interlude in which her boyfriend became overly familiar with a Peekapoo.

    Teddy says: "Just Plain FUNNYYYY!!!!!!!!!"
  • "Funny yet insightful!"

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    Of course the title catches your attention (especially if your black) and the reviews of the book made it a must listen for me. I was listening "A Dance With Dragons" and the mere fact I could take a break from that book to complete this one speaks highly of it!

    I love self narrated titles of this particular genre. The author/narrator brings across a light and funny feel for the book even though it does contain some very serious and poignant facts. Satire, irony and general comedic enjoyment is rampant in this title and you will actually find yourself saying your name at the end of the book as the narrator instructed. I particular like the chapter about 'Being the Black Employee" and "How to be an Angry Black Person". He made an EXCELLENT decision in incorporating the likes of Damali Ayo, Christian Lander and Jacquetta Szathmari for added perspective on various topics.

    This book is not all about the laughs though, even through the laughs you learn (which is the best way to learn) and gives some semblance of guidance to simply survive in Black America. It is an interesting perspective to view as someone who grows up in a country (Jamaica) where everyone is black... Gives me a bit more insight on how being Black in America is to an extent.

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    How to Be Black

    • UNABRIDGED (6 hrs and 27 mins)
    • By Baratunde Thurston
    • Narrated By Baratunde Thurston
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    Beyond memoir, this guidebook offers practical advice on everything from "How to Be the Black Friend" to "How to Be the (Next) Black President" to "How to Celebrate Black History Month". This is a humorous, intelligent, and audacious guide that challenges and satirizes the so-called experts, purists, and racists who purport to speak for all black people. With honest storytelling and biting wit, Baratunde plots a path not just to blackness, but one open to anyone interested in simply "how to be".

    Teddy says: "Funny yet insightful!"
  • "Witty and Funny"

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    If you like Tina Fey, you will like this title The book is simply entertaining to say the least, funny, witty, insightful and generally a feel-good book. Its one of those books that you will have you cracking up from the get go. The book chronicles her life and her rise to being 'Tina Fey' we all like to laugh with and at. Childhood, teenage years, a view of her parents, SNL, Sarah Palin skit and the 30 Rock. Utterly funny through and through and you will not find a section that you cannot find some laughs in. A great listen!

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    Bossypants

    • UNABRIDGED (5 hrs and 35 mins)
    • By Tina Fey
    • Narrated By Tina Fey
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    Before Liz Lemon, before "Weekend Update," before "Sarah Palin," Tina Fey was just a young girl with a dream: a recurring stress dream that she was being chased through a local airport by her middle-school gym teacher. She also had a dream that one day she would be a comedian on TV. She has seen both these dreams come true. At last, Tina Fey's story can be told....

    Warren says: "Tina Fey broke my new SUV"
  1. Are You There, Vodka? It'...
  2. How to Be Black
  3. Bossypants
  4. .

A Peek at David's Bookshelf

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David's greatest hits:
  • Dad Is Fat

    "Fine but forgettable"

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    What would have made Dad Is Fat better?

    More original jokes. This is all very well-worn territory. As other reviewers have said, people who already like Gaffigan's material will probably be disappointed and find little original material in here.

    I have enjoyed Gaffigan talking about his personal life and upbringing on various other podcasts, but this didn't bring anything new to the plate. As a New Yorker I was most interested in the details about raising five children in Manhattan (five kids in a fifth floor walkup?!) but otherwise this was really quite bland and flat. Part of why I listened to this is that I've seen Gaffigan pushing a stroller in the East Village and I was curious about his urban parenting challenges ... and the book did paint a vivid picture in that regard.


    Would you ever listen to anything by Jim Gaffigan again?

    Yes, but only if it was trying more explicitly to be ha-ha funny throughout.


    What do you think the narrator could have done better?

    Narration itself was fine, although lack of variety in tone did cause me to 'tune out' a bit during less interesting parts.


    What character would you cut from Dad Is Fat?

    n/a


    Any additional comments?

    Glad it wasn't any longer. Nuggets of original insight or 'laugh-out-loud funny' were spread far too thinly. I'm not sure the world needed another personal narrative of 'aren't kids funny and challenging?' parenthood from a stand-up comedian.

  • In Fifty Years We'll All Be Chicks...: And Other Complaints from an Angry Middle-Aged White Guy

    "disappointing"

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    What disappointed you about In Fifty Years We'll All Be Chicks...?

    In the first chapter Adam lets us know that he never learned to read nor write. Not a promising way to start a B-O-O-K.


    Any additional comments?

    Some funny moments, but Adam is much funnier on spontaneous radio shows instead of this scripted fare.

Jason M. Priest

Jason M. Priest Canton, GA USA 06-13-13
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  • "Horrible book, very sad."

    2 of 2 helpful votes
    What would have made Not Taco Bell Material better?

    Less potty humor.


    What was most disappointing about Adam Carolla’s story?

    Nasty topics. Shit head, shit bucket, peeing on each other.


    What aspect of Adam Carolla’s performance would you have changed?

    Whispered under his breath, couldn't hear the whispered punchline.


    What character would you cut from Not Taco Bell Material?

    Ray


    Any additional comments?

    Disappointment.

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    Not Taco Bell Material

    • ABRIDGED (7 hrs and 59 mins)
    • By Adam Carolla
    • Narrated By Adam Carolla
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    Funnyman Adam Carolla is known for two things: hilarious rants about things that drive him crazy and personal stories about everything from his hardscrabble childhood to his slacker friends to the hypocrisy of Hollywood. He tackled rants in his first book, and now he tells his best stories and debuts some never-before-heard tales as well. Adam Carolla started broke and blue collar and has now been on the Hollywood scene for over 15 years. Yet he never lost his underdog demeanor.

    Brett says: "Not bad but uneven and not revealing."

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    Bossypants

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    Before Liz Lemon, before "Weekend Update," before "Sarah Palin," Tina Fey was just a young girl with a dream: a recurring stress dream that she was being chased through a local airport by her middle-school gym teacher. She also had a dream that one day she would be a comedian on TV. She has seen both these dreams come true. At last, Tina Fey's story can be told....

    Warren says: "Tina Fey broke my new SUV"
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    Dress Your Family in Corduroy and Denim (






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    Dress Your Family in Corduroy and Denim

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    FanB14 says: "Read on...Hilarity Ensues"
  • 4.5 (1537 ratings)
    Letting Go of God  by Julia Sweeney Narrated by Julia Sweeney

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    Mark says: "A Brilliant Personal Journey of Discovery"
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    Naked

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    Christine says: "My Favorite Sedaris"
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    Don't Make a Black Woman Take Off Her Earrings (






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    If you can count on one thing from "Madea" Mabel Simmons, star of Diary of a Mad Black Woman and Madea's Family Reunion, it's that she's got something to say. She's the beloved, hilarious, sharp-witted, pistol-packing grandmother who's watching out and speaking her mind. Now Madea is telling her own story, dishing her memoirs and hard-won, hilarious wisdom in her own inimitable voice (with a little help from her friend Tyler Perry).

    Elijah Mathew smith says: "Absolutely Hysterical"
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    All By My Selves: Walter, Peanut, Achmed, and Me

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    All By My Selves is comedy superstar Jeff Dunham's story as told by Jeff himself! This unique comedic audio release takes fans behind the curtain to explain how he turned a tired, vaudevillian art form into something truly modern and hip. Not only will Jeff reveal how he developed his act and lovable characters over the years, he'll also share the details of his life as working comedian and family man on the road.

    Michelle says: "Completely Enjoyable"
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    The Joy of Hate: How to Triumph over Whiners in the Age of Phony Outrage (






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    The Joy of Hate: How to Triumph over Whiners in the Age of Phony Outrage

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    • By Greg Gutfeld
    • Narrated By Steve Kramer
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    Greg Gutfeld hates artificial tolerance. At the root of every single major political conflict is the annoying coddling Americans must endure of these harebrained liberal hypocrisies. In fact, most of the time liberals use the mantle of tolerance as a guise for their pathetic intolerance. And what we really need is smart intolerance, or as Gutfeld reminds us, what we used to call common sense. The Joy of Hate tackles this conundrum head on- - replacing the idiocy of open-mindness with a shrewd judgmentalism that rejects stupid ideas, notions, and people.

    Jerry says: "Indisputable."
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    President Me: The America That's in My Head (






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    KENNETH says: "Classic Carolla"
  • Bossypants (






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    • Narrated By Tina Fey
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    Before Liz Lemon, before "Weekend Update," before "Sarah Palin," Tina Fey was just a young girl with a dream: a recurring stress dream that she was being chased through a local airport by her middle-school gym teacher. She also had a dream that one day she would be a comedian on TV. She has seen both these dreams come true. At last, Tina Fey's story can be told....

    Warren says: "Tina Fey broke my new SUV"
  • Dad Is Fat (






UNABRIDGED) by Jim Gaffigan Narrated by Jim Gaffigan

    Dad Is Fat

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    Julie says: "Not so much."
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UNABRIDGED) by Jenny Lawson Narrated by Jenny Lawson

    Let's Pretend This Never Happened (A Mostly True Memoir)

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    Briana says: "This was supposed to be funny"
  • Naked (






ABRIDGED) by David Sedaris Narrated by David Sedaris, Amy Sedaris

    Naked

    • ABRIDGED (3 hrs and 4 mins)
    • By David Sedaris
    • Narrated By David Sedaris, Amy Sedaris
    Overall
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    (468)
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    Welcome to the hilarious, strange, elegiac, outrageous world of David Sedaris. In Naked, Sedaris turns the current mania for the memoir on its proverbial ear, mining the exceedingly rich terrain of his life, his family, and his unique worldview, a sensibility at once take-no-prisoners sharp and deeply charitable.

    Christine says: "My Favorite Sedaris"
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UNABRIDGED) by Caitlin Moran Narrated by Caitlin Moran

    How to Be a Woman

    • UNABRIDGED (8 hrs and 45 mins)
    • By Caitlin Moran
    • Narrated By Caitlin Moran
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    Though they have the vote and the Pill and haven't been burned as witches since 1727, life isn't exactly a stroll down the catwalk for modern women. They are beset by uncertainties and questions: Why are they supposed to get Brazilians? Why do bras hurt? Why the incessant talk about babies? And do men secretly hate them? Caitlin Moran interweaves provocative observations on women's lives with laugh-out-loud funny scenes from her own, from adolescence to her development as a writer, wife, and mother.

    L. Calder says: "Hysterical manual for the 21st century woman"
  • Are You There, Vodka? It's Me, Chelsea (






UNABRIDGED) by Chelsea Handler Narrated by Chelsea Handler

    Are You There, Vodka? It's Me, Chelsea

    • UNABRIDGED (6 hrs and 13 mins)
    • By Chelsea Handler
    • Narrated By Chelsea Handler
    • Whispersync for Voice-ready
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    In this wickedly honest new work, Chelsea Handler casts the net wider with even funnier results, recalling the most noteworthy highs and lows of her life to date - including her efforts to diversify by dating red-haired men, her obsession with midgets, and the dog-sitting interlude in which her boyfriend became overly familiar with a Peekapoo.

    Teddy says: "Just Plain FUNNYYYY!!!!!!!!!"
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  • Girl Walks into a Bar...: Comedy Calamities, Dating Disasters, and a Midlife Miracle (






UNABRIDGED) by Rachel Dratch Narrated by Rachel Dratch

    Girl Walks into a Bar...: Comedy Calamities, Dating Disasters, and a Midlife Miracle

    • UNABRIDGED (5 hrs and 12 mins)
    • By Rachel Dratch
    • Narrated By Rachel Dratch
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    Anyone who saw an episode of Saturday Night Live between 1999 and 2006 knows Rachel Dratch. She was hilarious! So what happened to her? After a misbegotten part as Jenna on the pilot of 30 Rock, Dratch was only getting offered roles as "Lesbians. Secretaries. Sometimes secretaries who are lesbians." Her career at a low point, Dratch suddenly had time for yoga, dog- sitting, learning Spanish - and dating. After all, what did a forty-something single woman living in New York have to lose?

    Jeanine says: "Could not stop listening"
  • President Me: The America That's in My Head (






ABRIDGED) by Adam Carolla Narrated by Adam Carolla

    President Me: The America That's in My Head

    • ABRIDGED (6 hrs)
    • By Adam Carolla
    • Narrated By Adam Carolla
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    In President Me, Carolla shares his vision for a different, better America free from big issues like big government down to small problems like hotel alarm clock placement. Running on an anti-narcissism platform, President Carolla calls for a return to the values of an earlier time when stew and casserole were on every dinner table and there were no “service dogs” on airplanes. President Me hits right at the heart of what makes our country really annoying, and offers a plan to make all of our lives, but mostly Adam’s, much better.

    KENNETH says: "Classic Carolla"
  • Dress Your Family in Corduroy and Denim (






UNABRIDGED) by David Sedaris Narrated by David Sedaris

    Dress Your Family in Corduroy and Denim

    • UNABRIDGED (6 hrs and 8 mins)
    • By David Sedaris
    • Narrated By David Sedaris
    • Whispersync for Voice-ready
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    (3070)
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    (1069)
    Story
    (1084)

    In his newest collection of essays, David Sedaris lifts the corner of ordinary life, revealing the absurdity teeming below its surface. His world is alive with obscure desires and hidden motives, a world where forgiveness is automatic and an argument can be the highest form of love. Dress Your Family in Corduroy and Denim is another unforgettable collection from one of the wittiest and most original writers at work today.

    FanB14 says: "Read on...Hilarity Ensues"
  • Bill Bryson Collector's Edition: Notes from a Small Island, Neither Here Nor There, and I'm a Stranger Here Myself (






ABRIDGED) by Bill Bryson Narrated by Bill Bryson

    Bill Bryson Collector's Edition: Notes from a Small Island, Neither Here Nor There, and I'm a Stranger Here Myself

    • ABRIDGED (17 hrs and 14 mins)
    • By Bill Bryson
    • Narrated By Bill Bryson
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    In the first of three essays included in this audiobook, Bill Bryson decides to move his wife and kids back to his homeland, the United States, after nearly two decades in Britain. But not before taking one last trip around Britain, a sort of valedictory tour of the green and kindly island that had so long been his home. The result is a hilarious social commentary.

    Annette says: "My second of three (so far) Bill Bryson books"
  • Savvy Stories: Funny Things I Learned from My Daughter (






UNABRIDGED) by Dan Alatorre Narrated by Tim J. Gracey

    Savvy Stories: Funny Things I Learned from My Daughter

    • UNABRIDGED (9 hrs and 38 mins)
    • By Dan Alatorre
    • Narrated By Tim J. Gracey
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    A funny look at childhood's lost, magical moments, viewed through the heart of a father. Crawling, walking, play dates, hopscotch, hibiscuses, potty training, princess dresses, gymnastics classes - and Baby Dolphins - the whole wide world of her questions and his answers.

  • The Hog Goes to College (






UNABRIDGED) by Jeff Resnick Narrated by Jeff Resnick

    The Hog Goes to College

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    • By Jeff Resnick
    • Narrated By Jeff Resnick
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    I don't know how it happened. Really, I don't. I was a student at the University of Buffalo, located, of all places, in Buffalo, New York. I guess that's why they called it the University of Buffalo? The year was mid-1960s. Every word of this story is true. Maybe embellished a little to satisfy my creative urge. But it's a story I remember as if it were yesterday. Then again, maybe it was. In the scheme of things. You'll laugh. A lot. You'll remember. A lot. You might even want to go back to college. Well, that might be a bit of a stretch!

  • Minnesota State Fair: Deep Fried Thoughts on Cheese Curds, Carnies, and the Human Condition (






UNABRIDGED) by Ben Nesvig Narrated by Ben Nesvig

    Minnesota State Fair: Deep Fried Thoughts on Cheese Curds, Carnies, and the Human Condition

    • UNABRIDGED (1 hr and 21 mins)
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    In the Minnesota State Fair: Deep Fried Thoughts on Cheese Curds, Carnies, and the Human Condition, Ben Nesvig shares his stream of consciousness journey at the Minnesota State Fair with listeners as he explores everything from deep fried cookie dough, the thrill of a giant yellow slide, and ultimately, what prompts Minnesotans to make the greasy pilgrimage.

  • Have a Nice Guilt Trip (






UNABRIDGED) by Lisa Scottoline, Francesca Serritella Narrated by Lisa Scottoline, Francesca Serritella

    Have a Nice Guilt Trip

    • UNABRIDGED (5 hrs and 54 mins)
    • By Lisa Scottoline, Francesca Serritella
    • Narrated By Lisa Scottoline, Francesca Serritella
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    Lisa Scottoline and Francesca Serritella are back with another collection of warm and witty stories that will strike a chord with every woman. This four-book series is among the best-reviewed humor books published today and has been compared to the late greats Erma Bombeck and Nora Ephron. This fourth volume, Have a Nice Guilt Trip, maintains the same sterling standard of humor and poignancy as Lisa and Francesca continue on the road of life, acquiring men and puppies.

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  • The Todd Glass Situation: A Bunch of Lies about My Personal Life and a Bunch of True Stories about My 30-Year Career in Standup Comedy (






UNABRIDGED) by Todd Glass, Jonathan Grotenstein Narrated by Oliver Wyman

    The Todd Glass Situation: A Bunch of Lies about My Personal Life and a Bunch of True Stories about My 30-Year Career in Standup Comedy

    • UNABRIDGED (6 hrs and 5 mins)
    • By Todd Glass, Jonathan Grotenstein
    • Narrated By Oliver Wyman
    • Whispersync for Voice-ready
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    Growing up in a Philadelphia suburb in the 1970s was an easy life. Well, easy as long as you didn't have dyslexia or ADD, or were a Jew. And once you added gay into the mix, life became more difficult. So Todd Glass decided to hide the gay part, no matter how comic, tragic, or comically tragic the results. Now, Todd has written an open, honest, and hilarious memoir in an effort to help everyone - young and old, gay and straight - breathe a little more freely.

  • Night of the Colonoscopy: A Horror Story (Sort of), Savvy Stories, Volume 4 (






UNABRIDGED) by Dan Alatorre Narrated by Jason P. Hilton

    Night of the Colonoscopy: A Horror Story (Sort of), Savvy Stories, Volume 4

    • UNABRIDGED (1 hr and 12 mins)
    • By Dan Alatorre
    • Narrated By Jason P. Hilton
    • Whispersync for Voice-ready
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    These are the humorous musings of a guy starting to get a little older and being realistic about it, trying to have fun in life while still setting good example for his three-year old daughter, and living up to his expectations of himself and while keeping a humorous outlook at life. The hospital gown that won't close in the back? The nurse who didn't tell him everything he might need to know about laxatives? A dentist who uses his feet for leverage while doing a tooth extraction? Just another day!

  • Life of the Party: Stories of a Perpetual Man-Child (






UNABRIDGED) by Bert Kreischer Narrated by Bert Kreischer

    Life of the Party: Stories of a Perpetual Man-Child

    • UNABRIDGED (5 hrs and 35 mins)
    • By Bert Kreischer
    • Narrated By Bert Kreischer
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    A collection of outrageous stories by the stand-up comic, TV host, and inspiration for the movie National Lampoon's Van Wilder. Bert Kreischer doesn't know how to say "no". If he did, he wouldn't have gotten himself mixed up with a group of Russian mobsters on a class trip to Moscow, earning him his nickname "The Machine". He wouldn't have wrestled with a bear or swum with sharks on national television. He wouldn't have (possibly) smoked PCP with a star of Saturday Night Live.

    pier ruaro says: "The machine!!!!"