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James

James Springfield, MO, United States Member Since 2010

New grandpa. Married 35 great years. Drink Batch 19,Tsing Tao, and Bohemia. Read Card, King, Hobb, Sawyer, Sci-Fi, Historical Fiction.

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  • "Tiger Woods is not Black"

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    According to George Carlin, Tiger Woods is not black, skin color has nothing to do with it. I believe Carlin thought he was black. Pipe smokers should just suck d#@k, People who walk around listening to walkmans are arrogant pricks. As I was walking my dog listening to Carlin on my headphones, thinking about smoking my pipe when I got home, I found this a strange way to start out a book. Oh just before that he talked how other comedians where idiots who had hope and always offered advice to fix things and how they are political and he is not. I then listened to seven hours of how he could make the world better and his views on politics. He starts out by pretty much bashing everybody. He thinks people in the midwest are soft and boring, the people in the South are all bigots, etc. The only ones worth a sh@t are the New Yorkers, cause they live everyday knowing they can get mugged.

    Ignoring the constant put downs, negativity, and trying to make himself seem different by just saying off the wall things he thinks might piss someone off, I find him to be very, very funny and smart. (Although anybody can bitch, that does not take smarts.) I love almost all his routines on the English language and how Americans use them. Like the routine about getting on an Airplane. He is getting in, not on and all the terms used in flying, like the Terminal, etc. I love how he describes baseball, how he feels about those who want to save the planet, his comments on dogs, prostitution, time, germs, what true sports are, cats, etc.

    He puts down yuppies (he who wore a pony tail for how long?), businessmen, people with money, (he was probably a millionaire), whites (he who was lily white), anyone who lives anyplace other then New York ( he moved to California). He calls several people arrogant, yet to be a comedian or a writer don't you have to believe you are so important other people will pay to hear you or buy your books or buy the audible versions of your books that you read. When your busy being arrogant and putting everyone else down it is hard to see your own faults.

    I gave this four stars, cause he is entertaining and gives you plenty to think about. You just need to be prepared to have your self put down in some way, it will happen, brush it off and listen to what he really has to say.

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    George Carlin Reads to You: An Audio Collection Including Grammy Winners 'Braindroppings' and 'Napalm & Silly Putty'

    • ORIGINAL (7 hrs and 5 mins)
    • By George Carlin
    • Narrated By George Carlin
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    If one George Carlin audio is funny, then two are funnier and three must be funniest, right? That's our thinking behind this new collection. t's a HighBridge library of laugh-out-loud, award-winning recordings featuring George himself performing many of his best bits.

    Rick says: "Like a Cast of Thousands"
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  • George Carlin Reads to You: An Audio Collection Including Grammy Winners 'Braindroppings' and 'Napalm & Silly Putty'

    "Hard Not To Smile While You Listen!"

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    Would you consider the audio edition of George Carlin Reads to You to be better than the print version?

    I would simply for the reason that it's akin to getting another 7 hours or so of George Carlin's standup. He doesn't simply read the words on the page but brings life to them and it's easy to feel like you're watching him do a set.


    What other book might you compare George Carlin Reads to You to and why?

    I can't think of another book that compares to this one.


    What does George Carlin bring to the story that you wouldn’t experience if you just read the book?

    His pace, tone, and attitude as he reads the books. It's in between a live show and just a standard narration but as a big George Carlin fan it was great to hear him read these books.


    Was this a book you wanted to listen to all in one sitting?

    I found myself coming back to his book after every wook interruption or short break to rest my ears. It's easy to listen to in chunks because there is no major over-arching storyline but prolonged listeneing just left me smiling like a fool at my desk.


    Any additional comments?

    I really enjoyed this book! Any fan of Carlin's stand up would probably enjoy this audio book!

Robert

Robert Beverly, MA, United States 12-18-12 Member Since 2010
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  • "More great, rare Daws!"

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    Joe Bev did another fine job in bringing us rare Daws Butler. Features an interview with Yogi Bear, an pilot for an ABC radio show, and two songs--one called "Bingo Ringo" (given the popularity of the Beatles and Lorne Greene's single at the time, not a surprise) and a rocked up version of Oh My Darling Clementine, in his Huckleberry Hound voice. Daws was the Voice Magician we loved in so many cartoons and comedy bits (his work with Stan
    Freberg, for example) and years later he worked with many aspiring voice artists. Fans of Daws, cartoons, Stan Freberg (a couple sketches will remind you of Stan's stuff), old time radio, etc. should enjoy this.

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    Rare Daws Butler, Volume 2: More Comedy from the Voice of Yogi Bear!

    • ORIGINAL (59 mins)
    • By Daws Butler
    • Narrated By Daws Butler, Stan Freberg, June Foray
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    As heard on Sirius XM Radio and NPR stations, here is volume two of Rare Daws Butler. Daws Butler was the voice magician behind such classic cartoon characters as Yogi Bear, Huckleberry Hound, and Quick Draw McGraw. Daws also co-wrote and voiced many of Stan Freberg's greatest comedy records, including Saint George and the Dragonet. Host Joe Bevilacqua presents an hour of rare Daws Butler comedy recordings, featuring the voices of Stan Freberg, June Foray and others.

    Robert says: "More great, rare Daws!"
  • 4.3 (42 ratings)

    Let's Explore Diabetes with Owls

    • UNABRIDGED (6 hrs and 25 mins)
    • By David Sedaris
    • Narrated By David Sedaris
    Overall
    (42)
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    (41)
    Story
    (40)

    A guy walks into a bar.From here, the story could take many turns. A guy walks into a bar and meets the love of his life. A guy walks into a bar and finds no one else is there. When this guy is David Sedaris, the possibilities are endless, but the result is always the same: he will both delight you with twists of humour and intelligence and leave you deeply moved. In Let's Explore Diabetes with Owls, Sedaris remembers his father's dinnertime attire (shirtsleeves and underpants), his first colonoscopy (remarkably pleasant), and the time he considered buying the skeleton of a murdered Pygmy. The common thread? Sedaris masterfully turns each episode into a love story: how it feels to be in a relationship where one loves and is loved over many years, what it means to be part of a family, and how it's possible, through all of life's absurdities, to accept oneself. With Let's Explore Diabetes with Owls, David Sedaris shows once again why he has been called 'A humorist par excellence, he can make Woody Allen appear ham-tongued, Oscar Wilde a drag' (Observer).

    Matthew says: "Not a fan I’m afraid"
  • 4.5 (41 ratings)

    Who's on First

    • ORIGINAL (27 mins)
    • By Bud Abbott, Lou Costello
    • Narrated By Bud Abbott, Lou Costello
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    (18)
    Story
    (17)

    One of the most famous baseball comedy acts ever was this humorous exchange between Bud Abbott and Lou Costello.

    Marv says: "Beware!"
  • 4.6 (24 ratings)

    Our Miss Brooks: Volume One

    • UNABRIDGED (8 hrs and 52 mins)
    • By Eve Arden, Gale Gordon, Jeff Chandler, and others
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    (24)
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    (16)
    Story
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    This collection features 18 classic radio episodes of "Our Miss Brooks", starring Eve Arden in her famous role of Connie Brooks, Madison High's 10th grade English teacher. Co-starring Gale Gordon as Principal Osgood Conklin, Jeff Chandler as bashful biologist Philip Boynton, Richard Crenna as Connie's student Walter Denton and Jane Morgan as Connie's landlady Mrs. Davis.

    Alla says: "Great listen"
  • 3.9 (152 ratings)

    I'm Dreaming of a Black Christmas

    • UNABRIDGED (4 hrs and 56 mins)
    • By Lewis Black
    • Narrated By Lewis Black
    • Whispersync for Voice-ready
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    (152)
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    (70)
    Story
    (68)

    From Lewis Black, the uproarious and perpetually apoplectic New York Times best-selling author and Daily Show regular, comes a ferociously funny book about his least favorite holiday, Christmas.

    Robert says: "Seemed a little forced (though he warns you)"
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  • 3.9 (42 ratings)

    Abbott & Costello: Masters of Comedy

    • UNABRIDGED (8 hrs and 11 mins)
    • By Bud Abbott, Lou Costello
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    (42)
    Performance
    (20)
    Story
    (19)

    Beloved movie and television stars Bud Abbott and Lou Costello made their name on the radio, and the resulting long-running radio show preserved a rich vaudeville tradition and sensational comedy sketches. The sarcasm of Abbott's stern straight man is the perfect comedic compliment to the muffled screams of Costello's blustery "baaaad boy."

    Frederick says: "Great retakes on entertaining the troops!"
  • 4.0 (30 ratings)

    Brighton Beach Memoirs

    • ORIGINAL (1 hr and 54 mins)
    • By Neil Simon
    • Narrated By Valerie Harper, Jonathan Silverman, full cast
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    (12)
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    Neil Simon's darkly funny memoir of his family in 1930s Brooklyn is presented here by a full cast featuring Valerie Harper, Jonathan Silverman, and Max Casella.

    Thomas says: "Brighton Beach Memoirs"
  • 4.0 (23 ratings)

    Fifty Shades of Fifty Shades of Grey: A Romantic Comedy / Erotic Romance Parody

    • UNABRIDGED (2 hrs and 6 mins)
    • By Riley J. Ford
    • Narrated By Gillian Vance
    • Whispersync for Voice-ready
    Overall
    (23)
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    (22)
    Story
    (23)

    What happens when you try 50 Shades in the REAL world? When accountant Ben Weaver awakens after an erotic dream, he encounters a wife who is unwilling, uninterested, and who once again has a headache. The unworldly but focused Ben decides he will do anything to rekindle his sex life, including imitating the erotic techniques of billionaire Christian Grey from the Fifty Shades series.

    D. Austin says: "I just need love!"
  • 4.0 (24 ratings)

    The Fran Lebowitz Reader

    • UNABRIDGED (7 hrs and 2 mins)
    • By Fran Lebowitz
    • Narrated By Fran Lebowitz
    • Whispersync for Voice-ready
    Overall
    (24)
    Performance
    (23)
    Story
    (22)

    The Fran Lebowitz Reader brings together in one volume, with a new preface, two best sellers, Metropolitan Life and Social Studies, by an "important humorist in the classic tradition" (The New York Times Book Review) who is "the natural successor to Dorothy Parker" (British Vogue). In "elegant, finely honed prose" (The Washington Post Book World), Lebowitz limns the vicissitudes of contemporary urban life - its fads, trends, crazes, morals, and fashions. By turns ironic, facetious, deadpan, sarcastic, wry, wisecracking, and waggish, she is always wickedly entertaining.

    Diane says: "Outdated, but still worth a listen"
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  • 4.0 (18 ratings)

    Finest Hour

    • ORIGINAL (1 hr and 16 mins)
    • By Patton Oswalt
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    (18)
    Performance
    (18)
    Story
    (17)

    Patton Oswalt offers up his unique take on a new range of topics in Finest Hour. In his newest comedy special recorded in Seattle, Oswalt talks about fatherhood, incontinent monkeys, crackheads, and Jesus. As a 20-year veteran of the stand-up comedy scene, with three previous albums, concert DVDs, his own comedy tour, and various acting and voiceover roles under his belt, Oswalt has become ubiquitous in the world of stand-up.

  • George Carlin Reads to You: An Audio Collection Including Grammy Winners 'Braindroppings' and 'Napalm & Silly Putty'

    • ORIGINAL (7 hrs and 5 mins)
    • By George Carlin
    • Narrated By George Carlin
    Overall
    (712)
    Performance
    (643)
    Story
    (638)

    If one George Carlin audio is funny, then two are funnier and three must be funniest, right? That's our thinking behind this new collection. t's a HighBridge library of laugh-out-loud, award-winning recordings featuring George himself performing many of his best bits.

    Rick says: "Like a Cast of Thousands"
  • Finest Hour

    • ORIGINAL (1 hr and 16 mins)
    • By Patton Oswalt
    Overall
    (18)
    Performance
    (18)
    Story
    (17)

    Patton Oswalt offers up his unique take on a new range of topics in Finest Hour. In his newest comedy special recorded in Seattle, Oswalt talks about fatherhood, incontinent monkeys, crackheads, and Jesus. As a 20-year veteran of the stand-up comedy scene, with three previous albums, concert DVDs, his own comedy tour, and various acting and voiceover roles under his belt, Oswalt has become ubiquitous in the world of stand-up.

  • How to Tell a Story and Other Essays

    • UNABRIDGED (47 mins)
    • By Mark Twain
    • Narrated By Brian Troxell
    • Whispersync for Voice-ready
    Overall
    (29)
    Performance
    (23)
    Story
    (24)

    American writer Samuel Clemens, better known by his pen name Mark Twain has given us some literary gems with Tom Sawyer, Huckleberry Finn and his travel adventures in 19th-century Europe and to Australia and New Zealand. In How to Tell a Story and Other Essays, Twain discusses the telling of stories, rather than providing more stories.

    Thomas says: "Great Stuff!!"
  • Let's Explore Diabetes with Owls

    • UNABRIDGED (6 hrs and 25 mins)
    • By David Sedaris
    • Narrated By David Sedaris
    Overall
    (42)
    Performance
    (41)
    Story
    (40)

    A guy walks into a bar.From here, the story could take many turns. A guy walks into a bar and meets the love of his life. A guy walks into a bar and finds no one else is there. When this guy is David Sedaris, the possibilities are endless, but the result is always the same: he will both delight you with twists of humour and intelligence and leave you deeply moved. In Let's Explore Diabetes with Owls, Sedaris remembers his father's dinnertime attire (shirtsleeves and underpants), his first colonoscopy (remarkably pleasant), and the time he considered buying the skeleton of a murdered Pygmy. The common thread? Sedaris masterfully turns each episode into a love story: how it feels to be in a relationship where one loves and is loved over many years, what it means to be part of a family, and how it's possible, through all of life's absurdities, to accept oneself. With Let's Explore Diabetes with Owls, David Sedaris shows once again why he has been called 'A humorist par excellence, he can make Woody Allen appear ham-tongued, Oscar Wilde a drag' (Observer).

    Matthew says: "Not a fan I’m afraid"
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  • The Fran Lebowitz Reader

    • UNABRIDGED (7 hrs and 2 mins)
    • By Fran Lebowitz
    • Narrated By Fran Lebowitz
    • Whispersync for Voice-ready
    Overall
    (24)
    Performance
    (23)
    Story
    (22)

    The Fran Lebowitz Reader brings together in one volume, with a new preface, two best sellers, Metropolitan Life and Social Studies, by an "important humorist in the classic tradition" (The New York Times Book Review) who is "the natural successor to Dorothy Parker" (British Vogue). In "elegant, finely honed prose" (The Washington Post Book World), Lebowitz limns the vicissitudes of contemporary urban life - its fads, trends, crazes, morals, and fashions. By turns ironic, facetious, deadpan, sarcastic, wry, wisecracking, and waggish, she is always wickedly entertaining.

    Diane says: "Outdated, but still worth a listen"
  • Abbott & Costello: Masters of Comedy

    • UNABRIDGED (8 hrs and 11 mins)
    • By Bud Abbott, Lou Costello
    Overall
    (42)
    Performance
    (20)
    Story
    (19)

    Beloved movie and television stars Bud Abbott and Lou Costello made their name on the radio, and the resulting long-running radio show preserved a rich vaudeville tradition and sensational comedy sketches. The sarcasm of Abbott's stern straight man is the perfect comedic compliment to the muffled screams of Costello's blustery "baaaad boy."

    Frederick says: "Great retakes on entertaining the troops!"
  • Fifty Shades of Fifty Shades of Grey: A Romantic Comedy / Erotic Romance Parody

    • UNABRIDGED (2 hrs and 6 mins)
    • By Riley J. Ford
    • Narrated By Gillian Vance
    • Whispersync for Voice-ready
    Overall
    (23)
    Performance
    (22)
    Story
    (23)

    What happens when you try 50 Shades in the REAL world? When accountant Ben Weaver awakens after an erotic dream, he encounters a wife who is unwilling, uninterested, and who once again has a headache. The unworldly but focused Ben decides he will do anything to rekindle his sex life, including imitating the erotic techniques of billionaire Christian Grey from the Fifty Shades series.

    D. Austin says: "I just need love!"
  • Napalm & Silly Putty

    • ABRIDGED (2 hrs and 29 mins)
    • By George Carlin
    • Narrated By George Carlin
    Overall
    (4)
    Performance
    (3)
    Story
    (3)

    Yes, George Carlin is here with more of what he did better than any other comic: uproarious observations, laser-targeted crankiness, linguistic legerdemain, and inspired weirdness. ("If the shoe fits, get another just like it." "When you sneeze, all the numbers in your head go up by one.") Napalm & Silly Putty is just what his fans have been waiting for—another generous helping of notions, nonsense, assertions, assumptions, mockery, merriment, silliness, sarcasm, and, to be sure, plenty of disturbing references and toxic alienation.

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  • Once in a Lifetime

    • ORIGINAL (1 hr and 56 mins)
    • By George S. Kaufman, Moss Hart
    • Narrated By Caroline Aaron, Edward Asner, Jen Dede, and others
    Overall
    (3)
    Performance
    (3)
    Story
    (3)

    It’s 1929 as The Jazz Singer hits the silver screen and the talkies promise to change movies forever. Enter three down-and-out vaudevillians who hatch a hare-brained scheme to “make it big” in Tinsel Town. Their plan? To open a voice academy for the witless stars of silent movies. The only things standing in their way are ditzy starlets and power-hungry movie moguls.

  • I'm Dreaming of a Black Christmas

    • UNABRIDGED (4 hrs and 56 mins)
    • By Lewis Black
    • Narrated By Lewis Black
    • Whispersync for Voice-ready
    Overall
    (152)
    Performance
    (70)
    Story
    (68)

    From Lewis Black, the uproarious and perpetually apoplectic New York Times best-selling author and Daily Show regular, comes a ferociously funny book about his least favorite holiday, Christmas.

    Robert says: "Seemed a little forced (though he warns you)"
  • Our Miss Brooks: Volume One

    • UNABRIDGED (8 hrs and 52 mins)
    • By Eve Arden, Gale Gordon, Jeff Chandler, and others
    Overall
    (24)
    Performance
    (16)
    Story
    (16)

    This collection features 18 classic radio episodes of "Our Miss Brooks", starring Eve Arden in her famous role of Connie Brooks, Madison High's 10th grade English teacher. Co-starring Gale Gordon as Principal Osgood Conklin, Jeff Chandler as bashful biologist Philip Boynton, Richard Crenna as Connie's student Walter Denton and Jane Morgan as Connie's landlady Mrs. Davis.

    Alla says: "Great listen"
  • Brain Droppings

    • ABRIDGED (2 hrs and 27 mins)
    • By George Carlin
    • Narrated By George Carlin
    Overall
    (252)
    Performance
    (48)
    Story
    (46)

    Grammy Winner for Best Spoken Comedy Album
    Performed by George Carlin himself, and filled with thoughts, musings, questions, lists, beliefs, curiosities, monologues, assertions, assumptions, and other verbal ordeals, Brain Droppings is infectiously funny.

    New! Don't miss our AudibleComedy combo, featuring original humor from standups Greg Proops and Steve Marmel.

    Ray says: "Interesting"
  • Rogers-isms: The Cowboy Philosopher on the Peace Conference

    • ORIGINAL (29 mins)
    • By Will Rogers
    • Narrated By Sara Morsey
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    (0)
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    Humorist Will Rogers, known as The Cowboy Philosopher, serves up political satire 1900s style in his notes on the Paris Peace Conference and the formation of the League of Nations following World War I. Rogers-isms is as pointed and dry as any contemporary political commentary. Referring to the Conference as "the Peace Feast" Rogers says "…I don't want to see the world grow up in ignorance on this historical subject."

  • My Favorite Husband

    • ORIGINAL (51 mins)
    • By Jess Oppenheimer, Madelyn Pugh, Bob Carroll
    • Narrated By Samantha Bennett, Jeff Conaway, Harold Gould, and others
    Overall
    (0)
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    (0)
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    Before Lucy and Desi became America’s favorite television couple, Lucille Ball developed her show-business-aspiring housewife character from 1948-1951 on CBS Radio. Some of TV’s most popular sitcom stars reprise two episodes from the radio series that inspired I Love Lucy. An L.A. Theatre Works full-cast performance featuring Samantha Bennett, Jeff Conaway, Harold Gould, Marilu Henner, Joe Liss and Alley Mills.

  • The Hydrophobic Skunk

    • UNABRIDGED (11 mins)
    • By Irvin S. Cobb
    • Narrated By Glenn Hascall
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    What could be better than a guided trip down into the heart of the Grand Canyon? How about great conversation, food, and a story about an unusual skunk that lives in the belly of the canyon? Yes, that would create a tale worth remembering - and a night worth forgetting. Narrated by Glenn Hascall.

  • Ten Best Stories

    • UNABRIDGED (3 hrs and 36 mins)
    • By O. Henry
    • Narrated By Lisa Campbell
    Overall
    (1)
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    (1)
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    (1)

    Vsem druz'jam anglijskogo jazyka! Esli vy izuchaete anglijskij ili svobodno na nem govorite, u vas est' zamechatel'naja vozmozhnost' proslushat' smeshnye i pechal'nye, sentimental'nye i iskrennie rasskazy odnogo iz samyh chitaemyh literatorov v mire, mastera korotkoj formy - O. Genri. Tekst ne adaptirovan, chto dolzhno byt' osobenno prijatno dlja ljudej, vladejushhih anglijskim na vysokom urovne.

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  • Camp Waterlogg Chronicles, Seasons 1 - 5

    • ORIGINAL (29 hrs and 44 mins)
    • By Joe Bevilacqua, Lorie Kellogg, Pedro Pablo Sacristán
    • Narrated By Joe Bevilacqua, Lorie Kellogg, full cast
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    Part improvisation, part audio cartoon, The Camp Waterlogg Chronicles, Seasons 1 - 5 is a five-volume collection of the successful comedy show created by two radio-theater veterans. Each volume contains six one-hour segments of the comic misadventures of Sergeant Lefty, Olive Pitts, Ellis the Boatkeeper, Squeaky Lkie, Stinky Peter, Mrs. Terwilliger, and all the wacky denizens of Camp Waterlogg, the dilapidated camp for kids in the Catskills.

  • The Kingdom of Absurdities

    • UNABRIDGED (7 hrs and 4 mins)
    • By Bruce Gatenby
    • Narrated By Ross Pendleton
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    (1)
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    America 2013: All the madness, insanity and absurdity we witness every day in politics, journalism and personal life began in the laboratories of humanities departments in academia, when English professors, based upon their ability to read, decided they were experts in EVERYTHING and unleashed the virus of Political Correctness on an unsuspecting nation. Wielding the unholy trinity of race, class and gender, academics seized power not only in academia but in journalism and politics as well, creating our current dystopia, The Kingdom Of Absurdities.

  • Jerry and the Pirates, Vol. 4

    • ORIGINAL (2 hrs and 34 mins)
    • By Jerry Robbins
    • Narrated By Jerry Robbins and the Colonial Radio Players
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    (0)
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    Set in the lovely seacoast town of Marblehead Massachusetts, Jerry and the Pirates is CRT's homage to the classic TV sitcoms of the 60's and 70's. Jerry Davenport is a motion picture screenwriter who has left Hollywood for the quiet serenity of the craggy shores of the east coast. That serenity is soon shattered with the arrival of this three nephews.

  • Rob Delaney: Mother. Wife. Sister. Human. Warrior. Falcon. Yardstick. Turban. Cabbage.

    • UNABRIDGED (4 hrs and 8 mins)
    • By Rob Delaney
    • Narrated By Rob Delaney
    Overall
    (2)
    Performance
    (2)
    Story
    (2)

    Rob Delaney is a father, a husband, a comedian, a writer. He is the author of an endless stream of beautiful, insane jokes on Twitter. He is sober. He is sometimes brave. He speaks French. He has bungee-jumped off the Manhattan Bridge. He enjoys antagonizing political figures, powerful retailers and the Kardashians. He listens to metal while he works out. He broke into an abandoned mental hospital with his mother. He played Sir Lancelot in Camelot. He has battled depression. He is funny as s***. He cleans up well. He and Margaret Atwood have a thing going on Twitter.

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  • Fifty Shades of Fifty Shades of Grey: A Romantic Comedy / Erotic Romance Parody

    • UNABRIDGED (2 hrs and 6 mins)
    • By Riley J. Ford
    • Narrated By Gillian Vance
    • Whispersync for Voice-ready
    Overall
    (23)
    Performance
    (22)
    Story
    (23)

    What happens when you try 50 Shades in the REAL world? When accountant Ben Weaver awakens after an erotic dream, he encounters a wife who is unwilling, uninterested, and who once again has a headache. The unworldly but focused Ben decides he will do anything to rekindle his sex life, including imitating the erotic techniques of billionaire Christian Grey from the Fifty Shades series.

    D. Austin says: "I just need love!"