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steve
steve kearny, NJ, United States Member Since 2009

An avid reader, who also loves to listen.

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  • Sh-t My Dad Says

    "Simply hilarious!"

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    Clever, creative, unique and a very funny listen, which had me laughing out loud from beginning to end!

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    Sh-t My Dad Says

    • UNABRIDGED (3 hrs and 9 mins)
    • By Justin Halpern
    • Narrated By Sean Schemmel
    • Whispersync for Voice-ready
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    (1610)
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    (679)

    After being dumped by his longtime girlfriend, 28-year-old Justin Halpern found himself living at home with his 73-year-old dad. Sam Halpern, who is “like Socrates, but angrier, and with worse hair,” has never minced words, and when Justin moved back home, he began to record all the ridiculous things his dad said to him.

    Michael says: "Really Funny! Should Be Up for an Audie Award"
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A Peek at Kelley's Bookshelf

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  • I Know I Am, But What Are You?
    I Know I Am, But What Are You?

    "Your new Aunt Bee"

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    I'm a fan of the Daily Show, and I've liked Samantha Bee (especially when she wears that sexy retainer), but I wasn't expecting to love her book as much as I did. I was prepared for yet another collection of 'funny' observations - but that's not what "I Know I Am..." is. It's a genuine memoir of a non-traditional childhood, and the picture it paints was familiar to me in many ways. If you've lived a few decades, they'll likely be familiar to you too. Her stories of growing up in three different households are the very opposite of truth-y. They are genuinely funny, in a way that is real. I'd even say important. Oh! I am seriously going to have to use these two words: Uplifting. Healing. (But not in a gay way.)
    If your life sucks right now - you should make her your new Aunt Bee and buy it. If you think your life might suck later, just buy it now so you're ready.

  • David Sedaris: Live for Your Listening Pleasure
    David Sedaris: Live for Your Listening Pleasure

    "Overpriced and Undergood"

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    You'd have to be a HUGE David Sedaris fan to be happy with this purchase.
    But wait a minute - that's wrong. Being a HUGE David Sedaris fan is what made me hate this purchase. Because I've already heard/read everything in it on This American Life or in the New Yorker. And I've listened to his great stuff often enough to know that this is all very much his B game.
    So only buy this if you don't like David Sedaris at all.
    Or wait til Audible comes to its senses and sells it for $4.95. It has a pleasure content similar to that of a Mocha Grande so I think that price is fair.
    But 14 bucks is just stupid.

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  • 4.8 (24 ratings)
    The Good Samaritan Strikes Again
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    • Patrick McManus

    The Good Samaritan Strikes Again

    • UNABRIDGED (5 hrs and 10 mins)
    • By Patrick McManus
    • Narrated By Norman Dietz
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    Let the world's funniest sportsman tickle your funny bone with quirky homespun stories and whimsical perspectives on life. Patrick F. McManus gently pokes fun at the oddities of sacred institutions like friendship, marriage, and even hunting and fishing. Soon his crazy theories start making sense, and you know you've crossed the border into McManus country, where life is a little lighter - and much more amusing.

    Dianne says: "*****humor"
  • 4.3 (1320 ratings)
    American on Purpose: The Improbable Adventures of an Unlikely Patriot
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    • Craig Ferguson

    American on Purpose: The Improbable Adventures of an Unlikely Patriot

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    • By Craig Ferguson
    • Narrated By Craig Ferguson
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    In American on Purpose, Craig Ferguson delivers a moving and achingly funny memoir of living the American dream as he journeys from the mean streets of Glasgow, Scotland, to the comedic promised land of Hollywood. Along the way he stumbles through several attempts to make his mark - as a punk rock musician, a construction worker, a bouncer, and, tragically, a modern dancer.

    Diane says: "Unabashedly Honest"
  • 4.4 (1073 ratings)
    David Sedaris Live at Carnegie Hall
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    • David Sedaris

    David Sedaris Live at Carnegie Hall

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    • By David Sedaris
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    If you are driving, pull over. If you are at work, close your door, unless you don't mind your colleagues seeing you doubled over, in tears, on your office floor. With this recording, taped before a delirious sold out audience at Carnegie Hall, you are there as David Sedaris performs new stories from his upcoming book. A parrot who mimics an ice maker, lovers quarreling over a rubber hand, and a Santa Claus who moonlights from his job as bishop of Turkey, the cast of characters is like no other.

    Richard says: "Material that exists on other books."
  • 4.5 (453 ratings)
    David Sedaris: Live for Your Listening Pleasure
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    David Sedaris: Live for Your Listening Pleasure

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    • By David Sedaris
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    LIVE recordings of new, previously unreleased David Sedaris stories!

    e.good says: "Use your extra credit here."
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  • 4.4 (325 ratings)
    Let's Explore Diabetes with Owls
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    • David Sedaris

    Let's Explore Diabetes with Owls

    • UNABRIDGED (6 hrs and 25 mins)
    • By David Sedaris
    • Narrated By David Sedaris
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    From the unique perspective of David Sedaris comes a new collection of essays taking his listeners on a bizarre and stimulating world tour. From the perils of French dentistry to the eating habits of the Australian kookaburra, from the squat-style toilets of Beijing to the particular wilderness of a North Carolina Costco, we learn about the absurdity and delight of a curious traveler's experiences.

    Melinda says: "He Not Talk So Pretty"
  • 4.3 (257 ratings)
    Every Day is an Atheist Holiday!: More Magical Tales from the Author of 'God, No!'
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    Every Day is an Atheist Holiday!: More Magical Tales from the Author of 'God, No!'

    • UNABRIDGED (7 hrs and 51 mins)
    • By Penn Jillette
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    Let's be honest - nobody has more fun than atheists. Don’t believe it? Well, consider this: For nonbelievers, every day you’re alive is a day to celebrate! And no one celebrates life to the fullest like Penn Jillette - the larger, louder half of legendary magic duo Penn & Teller - whose spectacularly witty and sharply observant essays in Every Day Is an Atheist Holiday! will entertain zealots and skeptics alike.

    Marc says: "Yes, he curses"
  • 4.4 (230 ratings)
    God Said,'Ha!'
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    God Said,'Ha!'
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    • Julia Sweeney

    God Said,'Ha!'

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    • By Julia Sweeney
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    In one year Julia Sweeney got a divorce (amicable), bought a small bungalow in Hollywood, and looked forward to a life that said, "Here dwells a happily single young woman!" But then the axe fell. Her younger brother, Mike, was diagnosed with terminal cancer and moved in with her. Her parents came to be with Mike and moved in with her, too. Julia was now on seriously intimate terms with the people she had spent half a lifetime growing up away from.

    Haley says: "Resonated Big Time"
  • 4.6 (63 ratings)
    Sleepwalk with Me: Live
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    • Mike Birbiglia

    Sleepwalk with Me: Live

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    • By Mike Birbiglia
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    This album is a recording of Mike Birbiglia’s Off-Broadway play Sleepwalk With Me, a comic memoir of true life events revolving around his life-threatening sleep disorder. Birbiglia weaves a story as compelling as it is hysterical. It’s a story of heartbreak and denial, of incidents and escalating accidents that culminate with a death-defying leap. On the Sleepwalk With Me Live! album, Birbiglia invites listeners to take this leap with him.

    Patrick says: "Hard to Sleepwalk While Laughing!"
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  • 4.7 (52 ratings)
    Making Lite of Myself
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    • John Pinette

    Making Lite of Myself

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    • By John Pinette
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    Welcome back, John! After two years of dancing in high heels on Broadway starring as Edna Turnblad in "Hairspray", John is finally back on the comedy stage. Making Lite of Myself is John's follow-up to the uproarious and extremely successful Show Me the Buffet which, years later, continues to attract fans. When asked to describe his stand-up, John Pinette says, "I talk about my life. It is the funniest thing I can think of. For some reason, people enjoy seeing me lose my cherub-like demeanor".

    Judith says: "Best Ever!"
  • 4.4 (35 ratings)
    Rubber Legs and White Tail-Hairs
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    • Patrick McManus

    Rubber Legs and White Tail-Hairs

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    • By Patrick McManus
    • Narrated By Norman Dietz
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    America's most hilarious sportsman returns with this collection of insights about youth, the great outdoors, and the philosophy of fileting fish. When best-selling author Patrick McManus looks at a subject, you're sure to come away with an outrageously new perspective.

    Meghan says: "One of our family's favorites"
  • 4.6 (32 ratings)
    Old Harry's Game: Volume 2
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    Old Harry's Game: Volume 2
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    • Andy Hamilton

    Old Harry's Game: Volume 2

    • ORIGINAL (2 hrs and 48 mins)
    • By Andy Hamilton
    • Narrated By James Grout, Jimmy Mulville, Robert Duncan, and others
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    Six more episodes of Andy Hamilton's fiendishly funny and award-winning BBC Radio 4 comedy. James Grout, Jimmy Mulville, Robert Duncan, and Andy Hamilton star in six episodes from the third and fourth series of Old Harry's Game, the comedy series set in Hell. Satan may rule the roost, but he's beset by the poor unfortunates condemned to sit out Eternity with him. Amongst them are the Professor, who is convinced that societies evolve and mature until Satan introduces him to Bill Clinton.

    Mrs says: "The fun Continues"
  • 4.4 (26 ratings)
    Show Me the Buffet
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    Show Me the Buffet
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    • John Pinette

    Show Me the Buffet

    • ORIGINAL (56 mins)
    • By John Pinette
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    (26)
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    (12)
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    (11)

    Hysterical! Ten years ago, Uproar took the explicit-lyrics, grown-up version of this classic performance off the market in favor of the edited "clean" version. Now, on the 10-year anniversary of that decision, we are happy to bring it back. Enjoy!

    Shawn says: "Funny - From an earlier recording"

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  • Let's Explore Diabetes with Owls
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    UNABRIDGED
    • David Sedaris

    Let's Explore Diabetes with Owls

    • UNABRIDGED (6 hrs and 25 mins)
    • By David Sedaris
    • Narrated By David Sedaris
    Overall
    (325)
    Performance
    (288)
    Story
    (289)

    From the unique perspective of David Sedaris comes a new collection of essays taking his listeners on a bizarre and stimulating world tour. From the perils of French dentistry to the eating habits of the Australian kookaburra, from the squat-style toilets of Beijing to the particular wilderness of a North Carolina Costco, we learn about the absurdity and delight of a curious traveler's experiences.

    Melinda says: "He Not Talk So Pretty"
  • Sh-t My Dad Says
    Play Sh-t My Dad Says
    Sh-t My Dad Says
    UNABRIDGED
    • Justin Halpern

    Sh-t My Dad Says

    • UNABRIDGED (3 hrs and 9 mins)
    • By Justin Halpern
    • Narrated By Sean Schemmel
    • Whispersync for Voice-ready
    Overall
    (1610)
    Performance
    (676)
    Story
    (679)

    After being dumped by his longtime girlfriend, 28-year-old Justin Halpern found himself living at home with his 73-year-old dad. Sam Halpern, who is “like Socrates, but angrier, and with worse hair,” has never minced words, and when Justin moved back home, he began to record all the ridiculous things his dad said to him.

    Michael says: "Really Funny! Should Be Up for an Audie Award"
  • Every Day is an Atheist Holiday!: More Magical Tales from the Author of 'God, No!'
    Play Every Day is an Atheist Holiday!: More Magical Tales from the Author of 'God, No!'
    Every Day is an Atheist Holiday!: More Magical Tales from the Author of 'God, No!'
    UNABRIDGED

    Every Day is an Atheist Holiday!: More Magical Tales from the Author of 'God, No!'

    • UNABRIDGED (7 hrs and 51 mins)
    • By Penn Jillette
    • Narrated By Penn Jillette
    • Whispersync for Voice-ready
    Overall
    (257)
    Performance
    (238)
    Story
    (244)

    Let's be honest - nobody has more fun than atheists. Don’t believe it? Well, consider this: For nonbelievers, every day you’re alive is a day to celebrate! And no one celebrates life to the fullest like Penn Jillette - the larger, louder half of legendary magic duo Penn & Teller - whose spectacularly witty and sharply observant essays in Every Day Is an Atheist Holiday! will entertain zealots and skeptics alike.

    Marc says: "Yes, he curses"
  • George Carlin Reads to You: An Audio Collection Including Grammy Winners 'Braindroppings' and 'Napalm & Silly Putty'
    Play George Carlin Reads to You: An Audio Collection Including Grammy Winners 'Braindroppings' and 'Napalm & Silly Putty'
    George Carlin Reads to You: An Audio Collection Including Grammy Winners 'Braindroppings' and 'Napalm & Silly Putty'
    ORIGINAL
    • George Carlin

    George Carlin Reads to You: An Audio Collection Including Grammy Winners 'Braindroppings' and 'Napalm & Silly Putty'

    • ORIGINAL (7 hrs and 5 mins)
    • By George Carlin
    • Narrated By George Carlin
    Overall
    (194)
    Performance
    (173)
    Story
    (170)

    If one George Carlin audio is funny, then two are funnier and three must be funniest, right? That's our thinking behind this new collection. t's a HighBridge library of laugh-out-loud, award-winning recordings featuring George himself performing many of his best bits.

    Rick says: "Like a Cast of Thousands"
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  • David Sedaris: Live for Your Listening Pleasure
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    David Sedaris: Live for Your Listening Pleasure
    UNABRIDGED
    • David Sedaris

    David Sedaris: Live for Your Listening Pleasure

    • UNABRIDGED (1 hr and 15 mins)
    • By David Sedaris
    • Narrated By David Sedaris
    Overall
    (453)
    Performance
    (120)
    Story
    (116)

    LIVE recordings of new, previously unreleased David Sedaris stories!

    e.good says: "Use your extra credit here."
  • David Sedaris Live at Carnegie Hall
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    David Sedaris Live at Carnegie Hall
    ABRIDGED
    • David Sedaris

    David Sedaris Live at Carnegie Hall

    • ABRIDGED (1 hr and 14 mins)
    • By David Sedaris
    • Narrated By David Sedaris
    Overall
    (1073)
    Performance
    (200)
    Story
    (196)

    If you are driving, pull over. If you are at work, close your door, unless you don't mind your colleagues seeing you doubled over, in tears, on your office floor. With this recording, taped before a delirious sold out audience at Carnegie Hall, you are there as David Sedaris performs new stories from his upcoming book. A parrot who mimics an ice maker, lovers quarreling over a rubber hand, and a Santa Claus who moonlights from his job as bishop of Turkey, the cast of characters is like no other.

    Richard says: "Material that exists on other books."
  • The Bedwetter: Stories of Courage, Redemption, and Pee
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    The Bedwetter: Stories of Courage, Redemption, and Pee
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    • Sarah Silverman

    The Bedwetter: Stories of Courage, Redemption, and Pee

    • UNABRIDGED (5 hrs and 42 mins)
    • By Sarah Silverman
    • Narrated By Sarah Silverman
    • Whispersync for Voice-ready
    Overall
    (887)
    Performance
    (416)
    Story
    (408)

    From the outrageously filthy and oddly innocent comedienne Sarah Silverman comes a memoir—her first book—that is at once shockingly personal, surprisingly poignant, and still pee-in-your-pants funny. If you like Sarah’s television show The Sarah Silverman Program, or memoirs such as Chelsea Handler’s Are You There Vodka? It’s Me Chelsea and Artie Lange’s Too Fat to Fish, you’ll love The Bedwetter.

    Teddy says: "Adequate but not great..."
  • American on Purpose: The Improbable Adventures of an Unlikely Patriot
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    American on Purpose: The Improbable Adventures of an Unlikely Patriot
    UNABRIDGED
    • Craig Ferguson

    American on Purpose: The Improbable Adventures of an Unlikely Patriot

    • UNABRIDGED (7 hrs and 24 mins)
    • By Craig Ferguson
    • Narrated By Craig Ferguson
    • Whispersync for Voice-ready
    Overall
    (1320)
    Performance
    (720)
    Story
    (718)

    In American on Purpose, Craig Ferguson delivers a moving and achingly funny memoir of living the American dream as he journeys from the mean streets of Glasgow, Scotland, to the comedic promised land of Hollywood. Along the way he stumbles through several attempts to make his mark - as a punk rock musician, a construction worker, a bouncer, and, tragically, a modern dancer.

    Diane says: "Unabashedly Honest"
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  • Sleepwalk with Me: Live
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    Sleepwalk with Me: Live
    ORIGINAL
    • Mike Birbiglia

    Sleepwalk with Me: Live

    • ORIGINAL (1 hr and 10 mins)
    • By Mike Birbiglia
    Overall
    (63)
    Performance
    (56)
    Story
    (57)

    This album is a recording of Mike Birbiglia’s Off-Broadway play Sleepwalk With Me, a comic memoir of true life events revolving around his life-threatening sleep disorder. Birbiglia weaves a story as compelling as it is hysterical. It’s a story of heartbreak and denial, of incidents and escalating accidents that culminate with a death-defying leap. On the Sleepwalk With Me Live! album, Birbiglia invites listeners to take this leap with him.

    Patrick says: "Hard to Sleepwalk While Laughing!"
  • Meet Me at Emotional Baggage Claim
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    • Lisa Scottoline , Francesca Serritella

    Meet Me at Emotional Baggage Claim

    • UNABRIDGED (5 hrs and 29 mins)
    • By Lisa Scottoline, Francesca Serritella
    • Narrated By Lisa Scottoline, Francesca Serritella
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    (14)
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    (13)
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    (12)

    In Meet Me at the Emotional Baggage Claim, the mother-daughter duo of Lisa Scottoline and Francesca Serritella continue the conversation with more hilarious and honest tales of life inside an ordinary, extraordinary family. These stories will make you laugh, cry, and call your mother, daughter, and all your girlfriends.

    Monica says: "Anyone that loved "Bossypants" will love this book"
  • Lies That Chelsea Handler Told Me
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    • Chelsea's Family, Friends, and Other Victims

    Lies That Chelsea Handler Told Me

    • UNABRIDGED (6 hrs and 44 mins)
    • By Chelsea's Family, Friends, and Other Victims
    • Narrated By Johnny Kansas, Stephanie Stehling, Heather McDonald, and others
    • Whispersync for Voice-ready
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    (297)
    Performance
    (196)
    Story
    (197)

    Chelsea Handler loves to smoke out "dumbassness", the condition people suffer from that allows them to fall prey to her brand of complete and utter nonsense. Friends, family, co-workers - they've all been tricked by Chelsea into believing stories of total foolishness and into behaving like total fools. Luckily, they've lived to tell the tales and, for the very first time, write about them.

    Joshua says: "Not as good as "Vodka, it's Chelse...""
  • Things I've Learned from Women Who've Dumped Me
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    • Ben Karlin (editor) , Stephen Colbert , Will Forte , Nick Hornby , Andy Richter , Dan Savage

    Things I've Learned from Women Who've Dumped Me

    • ABRIDGED (3 hrs and 32 mins)
    • By Ben Karlin (editor), Stephen Colbert, Will Forte, and others
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    The Emmy award-winning former executive producer of The Daily Show and The Colbert Report has assembled a stellar lineup of men who have one thing in common: all have been dumped...and are willing to share their pain and the lessons learned.

    Dahl says: "Learning how guys think"

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  • Wonders: Jean Shepherd
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    • Jean Shepherd

    Wonders: Jean Shepherd

    • ORIGINAL (5 hrs and 44 mins)
    • By Jean Shepherd
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    Radio Again is pleased to present eight classic radio performances by raconteur Jean Shepherd from the archives of Hartwest Productions. With wit and wisdom, Jean Shepherd delves into the insatiable desire for shiny objects, and man a million years in the past -- and a million years in the future. In these previously uncirculated radio broadcasts you will also hear Shepherd’s remembrances of his mother’s dream of being a gun moll, his father’s quest for the perfect used car, and much more.

  • Zo White and the Seven Morphs: A Criminally Funny Fable
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    UNABRIDGED
    • Barbara Silkstone

    Zo White and the Seven Morphs: A Criminally Funny Fable

    • UNABRIDGED (5 hrs and 10 mins)
    • By Barbara Silkstone
    • Narrated By Emily Gittelman
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    Zo White, aerial dancer and star performer in the Grimm Brothers' Cirque is stalked by an unknown assassin. The Seven Morphs acrobatic team tumble to her rescue while preparing to leave on a covert mission. What secrets are hidden by their bright-colored spandex body suits? And will Zo find love with Green Morph? Throw in outrageous plot twists, a magic mirror, 400 baby turtles, a giant python, Miami mobsters, and a few murders on the side, and it all adds up to a zany whodunit that keeps you laughing and guessing till the end.

  • Let's Explore Diabetes with Owls
    Play Let's Explore Diabetes with Owls
    Let's Explore Diabetes with Owls
    UNABRIDGED
    • David Sedaris

    Let's Explore Diabetes with Owls

    • UNABRIDGED (6 hrs and 25 mins)
    • By David Sedaris
    • Narrated By David Sedaris
    Overall
    (325)
    Performance
    (288)
    Story
    (289)

    From the unique perspective of David Sedaris comes a new collection of essays taking his listeners on a bizarre and stimulating world tour. From the perils of French dentistry to the eating habits of the Australian kookaburra, from the squat-style toilets of Beijing to the particular wilderness of a North Carolina Costco, we learn about the absurdity and delight of a curious traveler's experiences.

    Melinda says: "He Not Talk So Pretty"
  • Starstruck
    Play Starstruck
    Starstruck
    ORIGINAL
    • Elaine Lee , Susan Norfleet Lee , Dale Place

    Starstruck

    • ORIGINAL (2 hrs and 20 mins)
    • By Elaine Lee, Susan Norfleet Lee, Dale Place
    • Narrated By Tavia Gilbert, Denise Poirier, Kristina Balbo, and others
    Overall
    (2)
    Performance
    (2)
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    (2)

    In a far-flung future, Captain Galatia 9 and the crew of the Harpy are on a mission for the United Federation of Female Freedom Fighters. When they run into a living ship inhabited by a team of galactic evildoers, including Galatia's insidious sister Verloona Ti, the outcome of the battle may well decide the fate of the free universe. Adapted from the play that became a comic book masterpiece, Starstruck is a spine-tingling joy-ride to the far side of the spiral arm!

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  • Looking Blackwards
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    • Arthur Black

    Looking Blackwards

    • UNABRIDGED (5 hrs and 53 mins)
    • By Arthur Black
    • Narrated By Jeffrey Kafer
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    The best-selling author of A Chip Off the Old Black, Black is the New Green, and many more is black for another round of gut-busting stories and essays. This time round, Arthur Black turns his critical eye and warped funny bone to the world beyond Salt Spring Island, lambasting the amateur ballplayer who sued because the sun was in his eyes, the craze for blood sports and our anachronistic fetish for suits and ties.

  • Black to the Grindstone
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    Demonstrating once again why he is one of Canada's most loved jokesters, Black masterfully captures the laughter that often bursts out of the seams of everyday life. From an unexpected drag race to a Google search for a picture of the illusive "Arthur the Meek", you just never know when a regular day is going to turn into comedic genius. Black provides uproarious insight into uses a matador might have for a teacup, mango, or simply some paper towel....

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    Join me as I return to Seventh Grade for One Day... to help a Science Teacher as she tries to do the impossible: Teach 36 kids each class, all day long. I spent not even one day with this teacher and I know: There must be a special place in heaven for her. Get ready for one wild and funny ride!

  • The Good Stuff: Quips and Tips on Life, Love, Work and Happiness
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    Christine Cashen, America's Top Humorista and internally acclaimed speaker, delivers an action-packed, content-rich read that will energize your life and totally crack you up. The Good Stuff is jammed with practical ideas that are hilarious and relevant! Bad boss? Crazy kids? Stressed-out? She's got you covered - and then some. So if you're looking for the holy grail- that magic pill that will transform you for the better...fu-getta-bout-it.

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  • The O Line Mystery Shorts, Book 6
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    The O Line Mystery Shorts books 1 through 11 comprise the complete dramatization of the short story mystery series. Originally released as podcasts, they have been remastered for audiobook listening. Book 6 features episodes: #24 "Recycled Fraud", #25 "Body Parts Bingo", #26 "Black Widow", #27 "Truth Will Out", Part 1 and #28 "Truth Will Out, Part 2". In episode 24, "Recycled Fraud", all of Ohlone Island is chipping in and volunteering to keep the islands resources afloat.

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    The O Line Mystery Shorts, Book 2 (Dramatized)

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    The O Line Mystery Shorts books 1 through 11 comprise the complete dramatization of the short story mystery series. Originally released as podcasts, they have been remastered for audiobook listening. Book two features episodes: #5, "The Wig That Knew Too Much"; #6, "Halloween Special Part 1: Shuck and Jive"; #7, "Halloween Special Part 2: Lorna's Father"; and #8 "Blackmail at the Gym". Set on Ohlone Island in the San Francisco Bay, island inhabitants Lorna and Annie have a penchant for discovering fraud, corruption, and murder.

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    The complete first series of My First Planet - a sitcom set on a shiny new planet, starring Nicholas Lyndhurst, Vicki Pepperdine (Jo Brand's Getting On) & Tom Goodman-Hill (Another Case of Milton Jones) The story so far: Unfortunately, Burrows the leader of the colony has died on the voyage, so his Number 2, Brian (Nicholas Lyndhurst), is now in charge. He's a nice enough chap, but no alpha male, and his desire to sort things out with a nice friendly meeting infuriates the colony's Chief Physician, Lillian (Vicki Pepperdine), who'd really rather everyone was walking round in tight colour-coded tunics....

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    A man notices a strange correlation between death and the menu served at his boarding house.