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"I loved it!"

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Awesome story of a beta male who becomes a death merchant, (collector of souls) Funny to the last page. Fisher Stevens does an outstanding job.

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A Dirty Job

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By Christopher Moore

Narrated By Fisher Stevens

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People start dropping dead around Charlie, giant ravens perch on his building, and it seems that everywhere he goes, a dark presence whispers to him from under the streets. Strange names start appearing on his nightstand notepad, and before he knows it, those people end up dead, too. Yup, it seems that Charlie Asher has been recruited for a new job, an unpleasant but utterly necessary one: Death.
Janette says: "Great Listen!"
"Frozen Turkey Bowling!"

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1st book in one of the best trilogies on audible. If you like comedy and vampires add this to your must listen to list. Always funny and sometimes creepy. Each book gets better than the last.

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Bloodsucking Fiends: A Love Story

UNABRIDGED (9 hrs and 22 mins)

By Christopher Moore

Narrated By Susan Bennett

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A striking red-head, 20-something Jody is attacked and transformed into a vampire while walking home one night in downtown San Francisco. Befriending 19-year-old Tommy, Jody tries to understand her new undead life, but trouble finds her when the cops start suspecting Tommy of being a local bloodsucking serial killer.
SHEILA says: "Bloodsucking FUN!"
"FUN FUN FUN"

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I loved it. There are 2 other books in this series. Why are they on audible. That's what i want to know?

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Married with Zombies

UNABRIDGED (6 hrs and 39 mins)

By Jesse Petersen

Narrated By Cassandra Campbell

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A heartwarming tale of terror in the middle of the zombie apocalypse. Meet Sarah and David. Once upon a time, they met and fell in love. But now they’re on the verge of divorce and going to couples’ counseling. On a routine trip to their counselor, they notice a few odd things: the lack of cars on the highway, the missing security guard, and the fact that their counselor, Dr. Kelly, is ripping out her previous client’s throat. Meet the zombies....
decembergrit says: "Good read for zombie fans"

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Lamb: The Gospel According to Biff, Christ's Childhood Pal

"Lamb Bam Thank You Ma'am!!!"

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OK - I know that heading is way too corny but you should be thankful you don't have to read the other ones I came up with :) I LOVE LOVE LOVE this book - I'm on my 3rd listen since I used my very first Audible credit to get it - over 100 books later I still rate it in my top 5 of all time! If you are religious in an "uptight-don't-make-jokes-about-the-Bible-or-you-will-burn-in hell" way then you probably won't like it - a sense of humor is a requirement for this one. I think Jesus would have laughed his ass off reading this - so lighten up already and enjoy the holy genius that Christopher Moore has to offer.
Company

"Dark humor for the office crowd"

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Combine "The Office" with "The Borg" from Star Trek and you'll get an idea of what this book has in store for you. The characters are people easily recognizable by anyone who's ever worked in a cube farm or a large company - some are sad, some are scary and some are downright like-able - all have that sense of realism to them that makes them familiar. I enjoyed the dark humor and twisted take on how easily employees can be manipulated by gossip, clueless management techniques, and the whims of "upper management". This was a fun read overall and I think it would make a fantastic movie or TV series.
Sacre Bleu: A Comedy d'Art

"Moore to love?"

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Ok, so it isn't my favorite from Christopher Moore, but it still holds its own as a funny and entertaining listen. The whole French art history theme wore on me after awhile - I started wishing for it to hurry up and end already - like a couple of hours before it finally did. I also had a difficult time solidifying the characters in my head - I felt like they were being reintroduced multiple times and they all kind of ran together into three or four historic artists and some really witty whores. Does it sound like I didn't enjoy it? I really did - it had the signature Moore saucy humor and fun sub-plots that he is known for and he remains one of my favorite authors. If you like Moore you need to add this to your collection, and if you've never experienced Moore then definitely try it because everyone needs some Moore :)
Lamb: The Gospel According to Biff, Christ's Childhood Pal

"Lamb Bam Thank You Ma'am!!!"

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OK - I know that heading is way too corny but you should be thankful you don't have to read the other ones I came up with :) I LOVE LOVE LOVE this book - I'm on my 3rd listen since I used my very first Audible credit to get it - over 100 books later I still rate it in my top 5 of all time! If you are religious in an "uptight-don't-make-jokes-about-the-Bible-or-you-will-burn-in hell" way then you probably won't like it - a sense of humor is a requirement for this one. I think Jesus would have laughed his ass off reading this - so lighten up already and enjoy the holy genius that Christopher Moore has to offer.

"BLONDES ARE "DEADLY" FUN -B..."

23 of 30 helpful votes

Would you listen to Valley Vampire again? Why?

Ohhhh Yes ! I would listen to this audio a few more times, just to remind myself how smart and witty brunettes truly are, and how overrated and underestimated blondes have always been! hee hee hee ... (now that you all know I AM a brunette!!) Back to the story .. ahem .. Bambi is the lead character, with the most irritating valley girl voice/personality you could ever even imagine. Lauren Bruni is the smart, officer/detective side kick (and brunette!!!) of officer Cary Thompson. They are searching for clues to the "disappearance" of Kyle Walker, a student who attended the local high school. Apparently Bambi Simmons, the drop-dead gorgeous blonde in the skimpy, sexy attire with leather boots to match, was the last one to be seen with the young student. Bambi drives a luxury red sports car with the license plate 'VAMP' and looks anything 'but' innocent. The story continues as the two detectives ask Bambi to assist them with a trip to where Kyle Walker was last seen. And this is where the short story unfolds to a heightened frenzy!

What other book might you compare Valley Vampire to and why?

No other story reminds me of Valley Vampire mainly because "Valley", referring to Bambi's valley girl persona, made it a one of a kind short story. The valley girl style was popular way back in the '70's, so this effected speech pattern relays to the reader that Bambi has been alive since way back when, and she still looks like a teenager 30 years later!

Which scene was your favorite?

My favorite scene was Lauren and Bambi's confrontation - the cat and the mouse chase through the woods. I also liked the description of when Bambi stuck her fingers down her throat and 'projectile-vomit-spewed' the blood she had just swallowed into 'you-know-who's' face. That was pretty horrifyingly disgusting!

Who was the most memorable character of Valley Vampire and why?

I think it was a tie between Bambi Simmons and Lauren Bruni. Bambi was the most memorable because she is the hot vampire that seduces innocent young teenagers into their demise and at times, decides to turn a few just to entertain herself. Lauren is the character we want to see save the world from the multiplying "Bambi's" among us.

Any additional comments?

Great short audio listen that will keep asking questions even after the story ends. I know many people are irritated by open ended stories, but I find them enticing and fun. Always leaves room for you to create your own ending or to search for the authors next book to see if yours was the same as the authors. If Bambi is 'turning' others, which means she turned them 'into' vampires, than Lauren has a lot more work ahead of her, as vampire slayer!

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Valley Vampire

UNABRIDGED (33 mins)

By Joel M. Andre

Narrated By Destiny Landon

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Bambi Simmons is the perfect woman. She is tall, slender and blonde with everything going for her. But she also has a very dark secret that only a few unfortunate people have learned. When an officer comes too close to the truth, she totally has to take care of business. Embark on a different sort of vampire tale in this dark comedy by Joel M. Andre that features his beloved detective Lauren Bruni.
Celestial Starz says: "BLONDES ARE "DEADLY" FUN -BRUNETTES ARE SERIOUS !"

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Very Good Jeeves, Volume 2

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- P. G. Wodehouse
Very Good Jeeves, Volume 2

ABRIDGED (3 hrs and 47 mins)

By P. G. Wodehouse

Narrated By Martin Jarvis

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The second instalment of this wonderful collection of short stories sees Bertie Wooster in the proverbial soup as usual and Jeeves invariably shimmering to the rescue. Love, comic reunions and errant Uncles are all on the agenda, plus bucket loads of laughter. Where would Wooster be without his infinitely brainy valet? Where would audio listeners be without Wodehouse's sparkling comic invention?
Tad Davis says: "Perfect narrator"
4.3 (4160 ratings)

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World War Z: An Oral History of the Zombie War

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- Max Brooks
World War Z: An Oral History of the Zombie War

ABRIDGED (6 hrs and 3 mins)

By Max Brooks

Narrated By Max Brooks, Alan Alda, John Turturro, and others

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The Zombie War came unthinkably close to eradicating humanity. Max Brooks, driven by the urgency of preserving the acid-etched first-hand experiences of the survivors from those apocalyptic years, traveled across the United States of America and throughout the world, from decimated cities that once teemed with upwards of 30 million souls, to the most remote and inhospitable areas of the planet.
Steve says: "Good but Too Short!"
4.5 (3171 ratings)

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Club Dead: Sookie Stackhouse Southern Vampire Mystery #3

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- Charlaine Harris
Club Dead: Sookie Stackhouse Southern Vampire Mystery #3

UNABRIDGED (8 hrs and 24 mins)

By Charlaine Harris

Narrated By Johanna Parker

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(1367)
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In this entry from Anthony Award winner Charlaine Harris' New York Times best-selling series, the gorgeous and feisty telepath hits the road to find her missing boyfriend, who may have run off with his former lover - a notorious vamp.
Hathaway-Vires says: "Club Dead"
4.3 (2185 ratings)

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Lamb: The Gospel According to Biff, Christ's Childhood Pal

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- Christopher Moore
Lamb: The Gospel According to Biff, Christ's Childhood Pal

UNABRIDGED (15 hrs and 20 mins)

By Christopher Moore

Narrated By Fisher Stevens

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Verily, the story Biff has to tell is a miraculous one, filled with remarkable journeys, magic, healings, kung fu, corpse reanimations, demons, and hot babes. Even the considerable wiles and devotion of the Savior's pal may not be enough to divert Joshua from his tragic destiny. But there's no one who loves Josh more (except maybe "Maggie," Mary of Magdalan) and Biff isn't about to let his extraordinary pal suffer and ascend without a fight.
Hope says: "A Worthy Book, indeed"
4.4 (1345 ratings)

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Snuff

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- Terry Pratchett
Snuff

UNABRIDGED (11 hrs and 29 mins)

By Terry Pratchett

Narrated By Stephen Briggs

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Sam Vimes is on a well-deserved holiday. But for the commander of the City Watch, a vacation in the country is anything but relaxing. The balls, the teas, the muck - not to mention all that fresh air and birdsong - are more than a bit taxing on a cynical city-born and -bred copper. Yet a policeman will find a crime anywhere if he decides to look hard enough, and it’s not long before a body is discovered, and Sam - out of his jurisdiction, out of his element, and out of bacon sandwiches (thanks to his well-meaning wife) - must rely on his instincts, guile, and street smarts to see justice done.
Tim says: "Perfect Pratchett"
4.5 (945 ratings)

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I Shall Wear Midnight

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- Terry Pratchett
I Shall Wear Midnight

UNABRIDGED (9 hrs and 49 mins)

By Terry Pratchett

Narrated By Stephen Briggs

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(477)
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Tiffany Aching has spent years studying with senior witches, and now she is on her own. As the witch of the Chalk, she performs the bits of witchcraft that aren't sparkly, aren't fun, don't involve any kind of wand, and that people seldom ever hear about: She does the unglamorous work of caring for the needy. But someone - or something - is igniting fear, inculcating dark thoughts and angry murmurs against witches.
Rebecca says: "Another Treasured Pratchett"
4.4 (624 ratings)

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So Long, and Thanks for All the Fish

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- Douglas Adams
So Long, and Thanks for All the Fish

UNABRIDGED (4 hrs and 41 mins)

By Douglas Adams

Narrated By Martin Freeman

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(280)
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Back on Earth with nothing more to show for his long, strange trip through time and space than a ratty towel and a plastic shopping bag, Arthur Dent is ready to believe that the past eight years were all just a figment of his stressed-out imagination.
Craig says: "Hitchhiker is just plain fun"
4.3 (563 ratings)

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The Code of the Woosters: Jeeves to the Rescue

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- P.G. Wodehouse
The Code of the Woosters: Jeeves to the Rescue

UNABRIDGED (7 hrs and 4 mins)

By P.G. Wodehouse

Narrated By Jonathan Cecil

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(213)
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Witty Wodehouses�s best-loved creation is the master-servant team of Bertie Wooster, the charming nitwit, and Jeeves, his effortlessly superior valet and protector. Newsweek says "they are at their best in The Code of the Woosters." Newsweek says "they are at their best in The Code of the Woosters."
Philip says: "Best Wodehouse narrator"
4.5 (204 ratings)

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The Inimitable Jeeves

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- P.G. Wodehouse
The Inimitable Jeeves

UNABRIDGED (6 hrs and 16 mins)

By P.G. Wodehouse

Narrated By Jonathan Cecil

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(76)
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Bertie Wooster is in trouble again as his lovesick pal, Bingo Little, falls in love with every girl he lays eyes on. The real problem starts when Bingo decides to marry one of the girls and he enlists Bertie's help. Luckily for Bertie, Jeeves once again comes to the rescue!
Scott says: "laugh out loud"
4.4 (201 ratings)

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Jeeves and the Mating Season

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- P.G. Wodehouse
Jeeves and the Mating Season

UNABRIDGED (6 hrs and 51 mins)

By P.G. Wodehouse

Narrated By Jonathan Cecil

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(201)
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(54)
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Bertie Wooster's friend Gussie Fink-Nottle is sentenced to 14 days for wading in the fountain at Trafalgar Square. Bertie is worried that Gussie's fiancé Madeline will be angry because she has a distressing habit of turning her attentions to Bertie when her fiancé upsets her. Bertie has the bright idea of impersonating Gussie, and showing up at Deverill Hall. The situation is wonderfully comical when Gussie shows up, posing as Bertie. Only Jeeves, arriving in his own disguise, can sort out this mess.
Esquire says: "perfect comic timing"
4.6 (198 ratings)

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Jeeves and the Feudal Spirit

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- P.G. Wodehouse
Jeeves and the Feudal Spirit

UNABRIDGED (5 hrs and 43 mins)

By P.G. Wodehouse

Narrated By Jonathan Cecil

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(198)
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(69)
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(69)

This hilarious installment of the inimitable manservant Jeeves and his twit of an employer, Bertie Wooster, is one of the best stories written by the master of the pen, prank, and pun. When Bertie Wooster goes to stay with his Aunt Dahlia at Brinkley Court and finds himself engaged to the imperious Lady Florence Craye, disaster threatens from all sides.
Theresa says: "One of the best in the series"
4.5 (187 ratings)

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Aunts Aren't Gentlemen

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- P.G. Wodehouse
Aunts Aren't Gentlemen

UNABRIDGED (4 hrs and 14 mins)

By P.G. Wodehouse

Narrated By Jonathan Cecil

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(187)
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(83)
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(84)

On doctor's orders, Bertie Wooster retires to sample the bucolic delights of Maiden Eggesford. But his idyll is rudely shattered by Aunt Dahlia who wants him to nobble a racehorse. Similar blots on Bertie's horizon come in the shape of Major Plank, the African explorer, Vanessa Cook, proud beauty and 'moulder of men', and Orlo Porter, who seems to have nothing else to do but to think of sundering Bertie's head from his body.
Charla says: "Always entertaining! Excellent Narration"

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World War Z: An Oral History of the Zombie War

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- Max Brooks
World War Z: An Oral History of the Zombie War

ABRIDGED (6 hrs and 3 mins)

By Max Brooks

Narrated By Max Brooks, Alan Alda, John Turturro, and others

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(4160)
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(2490)
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(2503)

The Zombie War came unthinkably close to eradicating humanity. Max Brooks, driven by the urgency of preserving the acid-etched first-hand experiences of the survivors from those apocalyptic years, traveled across the United States of America and throughout the world, from decimated cities that once teemed with upwards of 30 million souls, to the most remote and inhospitable areas of the planet.
Steve says: "Good but Too Short!"
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Stuck with a Stiff: The Stuck with a Series, Book 1

UNABRIDGED
- D. D. Scott , David Slegg
Stuck with a Stiff: The Stuck with a Series, Book 1

UNABRIDGED (3 hrs and 29 mins)

By D. D. Scott, David Slegg

Narrated By Karyn O'Bryant, Jeffrey Kafer

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(13)
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(10)
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(12)

The Stuck with a... Series is Castle-gone-country with the mom squad, Betty Boop, and My Cousin Vinny in the barnyard. But this ain't no ordinary barnyard. There's a lot more than a crazy rooster missing from the chicken coop, a bad ass cow causing a bunch of trouble, and a dog looking like a creature out of a storybook. There's a stiff too. A stiff - as in a dead guy - in a snow drift near the chicken coop. Things aren't lookin' too good for Nicky Blane, who owns the farm....
Susan says: "Had to check to see if it was abridged"
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Where'd You Go, Bernadette: A Novel

UNABRIDGED
- Maria Semple
Where'd You Go, Bernadette: A Novel

UNABRIDGED (9 hrs and 39 mins)

By Maria Semple

Narrated By Kathleen Wilhoite

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(725)
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(636)
Story
(629)

Bernadette Fox is notorious. To her Microsoft-guru husband, she's a fearlessly opinionated partner; to fellow private-school mothers in Seattle, she's a disgrace; to design mavens, she's a revolutionary architect, and to 15-year-old Bee, she is a best friend and, simply, Mom.
Then Bernadette disappears. It began when Bee aced her report card and claimed her promised reward: a family trip to Antarctica. But Bernadette's intensifying allergy to Seattle - and people in general - has made her so agoraphobic that a virtual assistant in India now runs her most basic errands.
Bobbie says: "Best listen of the summer!"
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Go the F--k to Sleep

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- Adam Mansbach , Ricardo Cortes (cover illustration)
Go the F--k to Sleep

UNABRIDGED (6 mins)

By Adam Mansbach, Ricardo Cortes (cover illustration)

Narrated By Samuel L. Jackson

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(9891)
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(5387)
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Academy Award nominee Samuel L. Jackson (Pulp Fiction) rocks this mock bedtime story, capturing a hilarious range of emotions as the voice of a father struggling to get his child to sleep. Go the F**k to Sleep is a bedtime book for parents who live in the real world, where a few snoozing kitties and cutesy rhymes don’t always send a toddler sailing blissfully off to dreamland.
Darwin8u says: "Read the F--king REVIEW!"
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Notorious Nineteen: A Stephanie Plum Novel

UNABRIDGED
- Janet Evanovich
Notorious Nineteen: A Stephanie Plum Novel

UNABRIDGED (6 hrs and 7 mins)

By Janet Evanovich

Narrated By Lorelei King

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(1183)
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(1021)
Story
(1035)

After a slow summer of chasing low-level skips for her cousin Vinnie's bail bonds agency, Stephanie Plum finally lands an assignment that could put her checkbook back in the black. Geoffrey Cubbin, facing trial for embezzling millions from Trenton's premier assisted-living facility, has mysteriously vanished from the hospital after an emergency appendectomy. Now it's on Stephanie to track down the con man. Unfortunately, Cubbin has disappeared without a trace, a witness, or his money-hungry wife. Rumors are stirring that he must have had help with the daring escape...or that maybe he never made it out of his room alive.
G. House Sr. says: "Tedious Formulaic with same-old same-old"
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Club Dead: Sookie Stackhouse Southern Vampire Mystery #3

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- Charlaine Harris
Club Dead: Sookie Stackhouse Southern Vampire Mystery #3

UNABRIDGED (8 hrs and 24 mins)

By Charlaine Harris

Narrated By Johanna Parker

Overall
(3171)
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(1367)
Story
(1359)

In this entry from Anthony Award winner Charlaine Harris' New York Times best-selling series, the gorgeous and feisty telepath hits the road to find her missing boyfriend, who may have run off with his former lover - a notorious vamp.
Hathaway-Vires says: "Club Dead"
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The Screwtape Letters

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- C. S. Lewis
The Screwtape Letters

UNABRIDGED (3 hrs and 59 mins)

By C. S. Lewis

Narrated By Joss Ackland

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(84)
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(78)
Story
(76)

A masterpiece of satire, this classic has entertained and enlightened readers the world over with its sly and ironic portrayal of human life from the vantage point of Screwtape, a highly placed assistant to "Our Father Below". At once wildly comic, deadly serious, and strikingly original, C. S. Lewis gives us the correspondence of the worldly-wise old devil to his nephew Wormwood, a novice demon in charge of securing the damnation of an ordinary young man. The Screwtape Letters is the most engaging and humorous account of temptation - and triumph over it - ever written.
James says: "This is the Best Audio Screwtape, a Masterpiece"
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Good Omens

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- Neil Gaiman , Terry Pratchett
Good Omens

UNABRIDGED (12 hrs and 32 mins)

By Neil Gaiman, Terry Pratchett

Narrated By Martin Jarvis

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(3091)
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(1636)
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The world will end on Saturday. Next Saturday. Just before dinner, according to The Nice and Accurate Prophecies of Agnes Nutter, Witch, the world's only completely accurate book of prophecies, written in 1655. The armies of Good and Evil are amassing and everything appears to be going according to Divine Plan. Except that a somewhat fussy angel and a fast-living demon are not actually looking forward to the coming Rapture. And someone seems to have misplaced the Antichrist.
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The Heist: A Novel

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- Goldberg Lee , Janet Evanovich
The Heist: A Novel

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By Goldberg Lee, Janet Evanovich

Narrated By Scott Brick

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FBI Special Agent Kate O’Hare is known for her fierce dedication and discipline on the job, chasing down the world’s most wanted criminals and putting them behind bars. Her boss thinks she is tenacious and ambitious; her friends think she is tough, stubborn, and maybe even a bit obsessed. And while Kate has made quite a name for herself for the past five years the only name she’s cared about is Nicolas Fox - an international crook she wants in more ways than one.
Bad Monkey

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- Carl Hiaasen
Bad Monkey

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By Carl Hiaasen

Narrated By Arte Johnson

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Andrew Yancy - late of the Miami Police and soon-to-be-late of the Monroe County sheriff’s office - has a human arm in his freezer. There’s a logical (Hiaasenian) explanation for that, but not for how and why it parted from its shadowy owner. Yancy thinks the boating-accident/shark-luncheon explanation is full of holes, and if he can prove murder, the sheriff might rescue him from his grisly Health Inspector gig (it’s not called the roach patrol for nothing). But first - this being Hiaasen country - Yancy must negotiate an obstacle course of wildly unpredictable events with a crew of even more wildly unpredictable characters.
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A Confederacy of Dunces

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- John Kennedy Toole
A Confederacy of Dunces

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By John Kennedy Toole

Narrated By Barrett Whitener

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The hero of John Kennedy Toole's incomparable, Pulitzer Prize-winning comic classic is one Ignatius J. Reilly, "huge, obese, fractious, fastidious, a latter-day Gargantua, a Don Quixote of the French Quarter". His story bursts with wholly original characters, denizens of New Orleans' lower depths, incredibly true-to-life dialogue, and the zaniest series of high and low comic adventures.
Jon says: "Well Done"
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Undead and Unemployed: Queen Betsy, Book 2

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- MaryJanice Davidson
Undead and Unemployed: Queen Betsy, Book 2

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By MaryJanice Davidson

Narrated By Nancy Wu

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Betsy Taylor needs a job and amazingly lands the perfect one: selling designer shoes at Macy's. But the other vamps, including sexy Sinclair, don't want their queen selling shoes. And the vampire hunters are becoming a real pain, murdering innocent vampires. It seems that everyone wants something from Betsy.
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Pros and Cons: A Short Story

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- Janet Evanovich , Lee Goldberg
Pros and Cons: A Short Story

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By Janet Evanovich, Lee Goldberg

Narrated By Scott Brick

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FBI special agent Kate O’Hare has made it her mission to nail international con artist Nicolas Fox. When she discovers his plot to plunder a venture capitalist’s 20th-story Chicago penthouse of all its cash and treasures while the self-proclaimed "King of Hostile Takeovers" is getting married, Kate is 85 percent - okay maybe 92 percent - sure that she’s finally going to bag Nick Fox. Problem is, first Kate has to convince her boss, building security, and maybe even herself, that wedding planner Merrill Stubing is actually Nicolas Fox. Second, she has to figure out how to corner and capture him without disrupting the event of the year.
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Beach Slapped: A Novel

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- Barton Grover Howe
Beach Slapped: A Novel

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By Barton Grover Howe

Narrated By TJ Jones

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Beach Slapped, is a mystery novel in the tradition of Carl Hiaasen. Focusing on the just-off-of-center residents of Surfland, a half-fictional city of 10,000 people on the wet and weird coast of Oregon, the adventure isn't just about getting the bad guy, it's about the lovable lunatics met along the way.
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Stuck with Sleigh Bells: A Stuck with a Series Christmas Novella

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- David Slegg , D. D. Scott
Stuck with Sleigh Bells: A Stuck with a Series Christmas Novella

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By David Slegg, D. D. Scott

Narrated By Jeffrey Kafer, Karyn O'Bryant

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Author D. D. Scott is back...this time, with the third book in her new best-selling series co-authored with David Slegg. What if Santa had a double knee replacement and had to put his BFF Father Time and The Mom Squad's Grams in charge of The Big Red Ride? For Stuck with Sleigh Bells think Castle and Beckett, The Good Witch and Maxine in Whoville.
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Welcome to Georgia: A Quarter to Pee.

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- Will Bevis
Welcome to Georgia: A Quarter to Pee.

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By Will Bevis

Narrated By Gary Roelofs

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Driving through Georgia? Take a pocketful of Quarters. Why? Because there are some places there where it now costs A Quarter to Pee. My friend Amy found out the hard way. She had none. This is her story.
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Next Song I Sing: Next Time Around, Book 1

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- Donna McDonald
Next Song I Sing: Next Time Around, Book 1

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By Donna McDonald

Narrated By Anne Johnstonbrown

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Freshly divorced at 40 yrs old, Chloe Zanders has few illusions left about her ability to make her dreams come true. She is never going to be thin, never going to be a famous singer, and never going to be sexy enough to keep a man like her handsome ex-football player husband from cheating. While the first two dreams might continue to flicker hopefully inside her, Chloe now accepts the last one had been doomed from the start.
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Paris I've Grown Accustomed to Your Ways.

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- Ruth Yunker
Paris I've Grown Accustomed to Your Ways.

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By Ruth Yunker

Narrated By Ruth Yunker

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Metro Cowboys, Tiny Elevators, Trusting The New Patisserie... Paris, I've Grown Accustomed To Your Ways continues the saga begun in Me, Myself and Paris, humorist and writer Ruth Yunker's account of her forays into life in Paris, part time tourist, part time resident. In Paris, I've Grown Accustomed To Your Ways the training wheels have come off. Ms. Yunker negotiates the exquisitely charming, but impossibly exacting, City of Light with a new sense of ease.
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Yankee, Go Home

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- Sharon Delarose
Yankee, Go Home

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By Sharon Delarose

Narrated By Lee Ann Howlett

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Yankees flock to the sunny South where flowers bloom even in the middle of winter and summertime rules for most of the year. What nobody tells you is why the Yankees hightail it back North again. Yankee, Go Home exposes the gritty side of the South. Get lost in Arkansas and chased through Alabama by a madman. Find out who really won the Civil War and why. Discover the South through the eyes of a Yankee in this memoir of a Yankee in the South.
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Spiggot: A Depraved Comedy

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- Craig Saunders
Spiggot: A Depraved Comedy

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By Craig Saunders

Narrated By Wayne Farrell

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Spiggot is catapulted into his second worst nightmare when, on a stakeout to catch criminal mastermind, his soul is sent by means of an ancient artifact into a mad axe murderer's body, who is held captive in a maximum security residential hospital for the criminally insane... Sheez, you couldn't make it up. His only hope of redemption is to rely on his partner to help catch the villain. The trouble is he's in a nutcase's body, Trout didn't like him in the first place, he's got an insane copper after him and he's afraid of pirates.
Paula J. Ritschard says: "Monty Python meets Carl Hiassen"
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Wilber Winkle Has a Complaint

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- John Homans
Wilber Winkle Has a Complaint

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By John Homans

Narrated By Gary Roelofs

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Wilber Winkle was called a "national treasure" by no less than TV's Larry King, and his book was dubbed the funniest in decades by American Bookseller. What does Mr. Winkle do? Without fear, he writes letters to the massive corporations responsible for popular consumer products, demanding satisfaction and complaining about even the most minor of flaws. And miraculously, the corporations answer.
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Bad Heir Day

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- Wendy Holden
Bad Heir Day

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By Wendy Holden

Narrated By Diana Bishop

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Anna Farrier learns the hard way that in publishing, high-powered connections are far more essential than actual talent. So, she becomes an assistant to Cassandra Knight, author of scorching blockbusters, whose indubitable forte is social climbing. Unfortunately, the ad Anna answered is Cassandra's latest plan to bamboozle someone into becoming a nanny for her son Zak, a post no one in her right mind would willingly entertain. Even worse, Anna has yet to catch Cassandra doing any writing.
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The True Confessions of Adrian Albert Mole

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- Sue Townsend
The True Confessions of Adrian Albert Mole

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By Sue Townsend

Narrated By James Carcaterra, Anna Bentinck, Harriet Carmichael

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Adrian Mole is an adult. At least that's what it says on his passport. But living at home, clinging to his threadbare cuddly rabbit 'Pinky', working as a paper pusher for the DoE and pining for the love of his life, Pandora, has proved to him that adulthood isn't quite what he expected. Still, without the dilemmas of modern life what would an intellectual poet have to write about…
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Scary Dead Things: The Tome of Bill, Book 2

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- Rick Gualtieri
Scary Dead Things: The Tome of Bill, Book 2

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By Rick Gualtieri

Narrated By Christopher John Fetherolf

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Bill Ryder, the trash-talking undead geek from Bill the Vampire, is back and about to find himself in a whole new world of side-splitting insanity. One of the most powerful vampires on the planet has given Bill a death sentence. Meanwhile, an immortal princess wants him for an entirely different purpose, one which makes his first issue seem almost preferable. All the while, new and powerful forces have begun to emerge from the shadows around him. Are they friend or foe? Knowing his luck, do you even have to ask?