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In this hilarious sendup of The Da Vinci Code, a Harvard professor ("Herbert Longwind") of a non-existent discipline ("symbologify") teams up with a sexy French police officer ("Trophie Adieu", whose grandfather died for The Secret) and an eccentric British billionaire ("Bob Teabag") to track down the Holy Grail. They face cliffhangers and absurd conspiracies at every turn, leading them through seven pop culture-oriented codes ("The De Vito Code", "The Bon Jovi Code", and more) until they find their mythical quarry, but, naturally, it's not what they expected.