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Trophy-wife besties Doris, Janet, and Marj are living the good life. They’ve got it all—rich lawyer husbands, big houses in an upscale neighborhood, fancy cars, shopping trips, Sunday brunches.
Lately, though, they’ve begun to suspect there’s trouble in paradise and the trouble's name is Isobel Rigby, the gothy, sexy young widow at the end of the block. When they each discover evidence their husbands are fooling around, who else could it be? More importantly, what do they do about it?
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- Anonymous User
- 12-08-23
Loved it!
Thank you so much for this short lil naughty gift!
I love listening to these all day while I’m at work I’ve got close to 100 titles ranging from BRIAN KEENE all the way to EDWARD LEE and many more.
However this new author that tag teemed on this project was awesome and I really am grateful for this.
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- Onuk
- 12-15-23
You’ll laugh, cry, even learn about yourself
If you’re familiar at all with these two authors, you should know good and well what you’re getting into with this one. They did not disappoint. Fun little splatter comedy jaunt. The fun they had writing this one is definitely evident in the pages and very contagious if you have the right sense of humor. If you don’t have the right sense of humor, then I don’t know who recommended this book to you, but they are not your friend. Great narration, too. Please keep them coming.
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