• How to Accidentally Settle Down

  • (With Your High School Boyfriend)
  • By: Katherine Ryan
  • Narrated by: Katherine Ryan
  • Length: 1 hr and 9 mins
  • 4.4 out of 5 stars (21 ratings)

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How to Accidentally Settle Down

By: Katherine Ryan
Narrated by: Katherine Ryan
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Publisher's summary

From acclaimed stand-up comic Katherine Ryan comes a short, funny, and unpredictable true story about love, perseverance, and that one boy she was sure she’d left behind.

Katherine Ryan’s on-again, off-again high school romance with a genuinely decent boy named Bobby ended in lots of adolescent melodrama and angsty wallowing, fueled by Cool Ranch Doritos. Years later, Katherine is a successful comic in the UK, embracing single motherhood with her precocious daughter, Violet, and is happily resigned to a future without romance. She tells her audience as much. Until her job sends Katherine on a quick trip to her Canadian hometown. After a surprising reconnection with Bobby, Katherine realizes that everything she thought she’d moved on from might not be that far gone at all.

©2023 Katherine Ryan (P)2023 Brilliance Publishing, Inc., all rights reserved.

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Love her~

It is such a shame I don’t have access to her long version book!! She is a great story teller.

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HOW TO ACCIDENTALLY SETTLE DOWN

HOW TO ACCIDENTALLY SETTLE DOWN IS A BOOK WRITTEN BY KATHERINE RYAN AND READ BY KATHERINE RYAN. IT IS A GOOD STORY FOR A LADY TO GET ACROSS HER REQUITED PAST INVOLVEMENT.

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Awesome

I enjoy Katherine’s humor and I like the way she tells a story . I would recommend

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Love her!

Katherine Ryan should write a full length memoir! Her stories of dating and marriage are too great

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mediocre

it was alright. nothing special about the story. it filled an hour, maybe if I knew the author I guess maybe it would have been better

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A let down

If you’re expecting this to be a romance, you’ll be disappointed. Also, despite being written and performed by a comedienne, it isn’t funny. Two thumbs down.

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