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Don't Read This Book
- Book 1 of The Convention of Fiends
- Narrated by: Virtual Voice
- Length: 12 hrs and 13 mins
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- Benjamin Gorman
- 05-08-24
Be rebellious!
I'm biased because I wrote this, I think it turned out really well, and I hope you enjoy it!
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- Shane
- 05-23-24
Good story
would have been a decent listen had they had an actual person do it. the AI is not is terrible, as it has been on so many stories I've tried to listen to
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