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After hundreds of years of dying, you'd think I would've perfected it by now...
One moment I'm a heretical priest in the twelfth century, hunted, hated...The next, I'm waking up in the nearest corpse. Stuck in a cycle of instant reincarnation, popping back up like a tarnished penny.
Fast forward eight hundred years, and you might think I've learned a thing or two. Nope. All I've learned is how to die far too easily, far too often.
Now my territory in the South of France is under threat and I find myself trapped by impossible angel-made runes. If the angels have gone full red lightsaber evil, it might not only be my territory in danger, but the whole of reality itself...
I need to stop whoever is behind this, and now. After all, you can't come back to life, if there's nothing left to come back to.
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If you can't wisecrack while death is on the line? Well... perhaps you're not dying right.
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- By: M.D. Massey
- Narrated by: Steven Barnett
- Length: 7 hrs and 35 mins
- Unabridged
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Colin is a druid on a mission. Namely, traveling to an alternate dimension where technology rules, to snag the tech he needs to save his friends in the Hellpocalypse timeline. At first, it sounds simple. He’ll slip through the timestreams, do a little sightseeing, and go home. Heck, it might even be fun to visit a world where actual superheroes exist. But for creation’s unluckiest druid, nothing is ever easy. When things go horribly wrong, Colin finds that his magic is almost completely on the fritz.
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Thank you for touching on a sensitive subject.
- By Donald Wells on 06-04-24
By: M.D. Massey
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Mage's Apprentice
- The Complete Series Mages of New York Series
- By: Sean Fletcher
- Narrated by: Emily Lawrence
- Length: 32 hrs and 9 mins
- Unabridged
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Aspen is a Norm. A non-magic. A human. And in this supernatural city, that's a quick way to wind up dead. Or worse. She didn't plan on becoming an apprentice to Lucien Dunadine, one of the strongest members on the Council of Mages. She really didn't plan on taking part in a deadly competition against Isak Uchida, her handsome, aggravating, deadly opponent. But with something sinister going down in the magic boroughs, they'll all have to work together if they want to uncover the source of an ancient evil threatening their home.
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pretty kool
- By Amazon Customer on 02-04-23
By: Sean Fletcher
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Caught Dead Handed
- Witch City Mystery, Book 1
- By: Carol J. Perry
- Narrated by: C.S.E Cooney
- Length: 8 hrs and 42 mins
- Unabridged
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Most folks associate the city of Salem, Massachusetts, with witches, but for Lee Barrett it's home. This October she's returned to her hometown - where her beloved Aunt Ibby still lives - to interview for a job as a reporter at WICH-TV. But the only opening is for a call-in psychic to host the late-night horror movies. It seems the previous host, Ariel Constellation, never saw her own murder coming.
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Good light whodunnit
- By Margaret on 07-05-15
By: Carol J. Perry
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Lore and Order
- Warlocks of Whitehall, Book 1
- By: Steve K Peacock
- Narrated by: Sam Legg
- Length: 11 hrs and 15 mins
- Unabridged
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Humberside City, nestled in the north of Britain, is on fire, and it has taken a few weeks for anyone to really notice. The fire brigade have been doing their best, as have the other emergency services, but whoever is behind the fires has been systematically running them ragged. Whitehall is worried. Something doesn’t add up, so they’ve dispatched a warlock - a former illegal mage, pressed into service of the government to deal with matters of the arcane - to look things over.
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MMC wants to be John Constantine, but falls short.
- By Christina on 06-04-24
By: Steve K Peacock
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Club B: The Complete Series, Books 1-6
- Club B Series
- By: C.A. Krause
- Narrated by: Chy Moon
- Length: 27 hrs and 35 mins
- Unabridged
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Sebastian learns the new club down the road might be the motivation he needs to step into a world he’s more than a little curious about. But first he must convince Mistress Vivienne he’s worth her time.
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BDSM with a difference
- By Rania Laham on 03-01-24
By: C.A. Krause
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ImPerfect Magic
- The imPerfect Cathar, Book 1
- By: C. N. Rowan
- Narrated by: C.N. Rowan
- Length: 9 hrs and 55 mins
- Unabridged
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One moment I'm a heretical priest in the twelfth century, hunted, hated...the next, I'm waking up in the nearest corpse. Stuck in a cycle of instant reincarnation, popping back up like a tarnished penny.
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Hire a narrator!
- By Janny R on 08-22-23
By: C. N. Rowan
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Superhero World
- A Colin McCool Druidverse Novel (The Druidverse Superhero Fiction Series, Book 1)
- By: M.D. Massey
- Narrated by: Steven Barnett
- Length: 7 hrs and 35 mins
- Unabridged
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Colin is a druid on a mission. Namely, traveling to an alternate dimension where technology rules, to snag the tech he needs to save his friends in the Hellpocalypse timeline. At first, it sounds simple. He’ll slip through the timestreams, do a little sightseeing, and go home. Heck, it might even be fun to visit a world where actual superheroes exist. But for creation’s unluckiest druid, nothing is ever easy. When things go horribly wrong, Colin finds that his magic is almost completely on the fritz.
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Thank you for touching on a sensitive subject.
- By Donald Wells on 06-04-24
By: M.D. Massey
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Mage's Apprentice
- The Complete Series Mages of New York Series
- By: Sean Fletcher
- Narrated by: Emily Lawrence
- Length: 32 hrs and 9 mins
- Unabridged
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Aspen is a Norm. A non-magic. A human. And in this supernatural city, that's a quick way to wind up dead. Or worse. She didn't plan on becoming an apprentice to Lucien Dunadine, one of the strongest members on the Council of Mages. She really didn't plan on taking part in a deadly competition against Isak Uchida, her handsome, aggravating, deadly opponent. But with something sinister going down in the magic boroughs, they'll all have to work together if they want to uncover the source of an ancient evil threatening their home.
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pretty kool
- By Amazon Customer on 02-04-23
By: Sean Fletcher
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Caught Dead Handed
- Witch City Mystery, Book 1
- By: Carol J. Perry
- Narrated by: C.S.E Cooney
- Length: 8 hrs and 42 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall
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Performance
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Most folks associate the city of Salem, Massachusetts, with witches, but for Lee Barrett it's home. This October she's returned to her hometown - where her beloved Aunt Ibby still lives - to interview for a job as a reporter at WICH-TV. But the only opening is for a call-in psychic to host the late-night horror movies. It seems the previous host, Ariel Constellation, never saw her own murder coming.
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Good light whodunnit
- By Margaret on 07-05-15
By: Carol J. Perry
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Lore and Order
- Warlocks of Whitehall, Book 1
- By: Steve K Peacock
- Narrated by: Sam Legg
- Length: 11 hrs and 15 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall
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Performance
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Story
Humberside City, nestled in the north of Britain, is on fire, and it has taken a few weeks for anyone to really notice. The fire brigade have been doing their best, as have the other emergency services, but whoever is behind the fires has been systematically running them ragged. Whitehall is worried. Something doesn’t add up, so they’ve dispatched a warlock - a former illegal mage, pressed into service of the government to deal with matters of the arcane - to look things over.
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MMC wants to be John Constantine, but falls short.
- By Christina on 06-04-24
By: Steve K Peacock
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Club B: The Complete Series, Books 1-6
- Club B Series
- By: C.A. Krause
- Narrated by: Chy Moon
- Length: 27 hrs and 35 mins
- Unabridged
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Sebastian learns the new club down the road might be the motivation he needs to step into a world he’s more than a little curious about. But first he must convince Mistress Vivienne he’s worth her time.
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BDSM with a difference
- By Rania Laham on 03-01-24
By: C.A. Krause
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He Will Find You
- By: Diane Jeffrey
- Narrated by: Claire Trusson
- Length: 9 hrs and 57 mins
- Unabridged
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Kaitlyn Best is stuck in a rut. So when she discovers she's pregnant after a one-night stand with Alex, her school crush, she throws caution to the wind and accepts his offer to make a new life together in the depths of the Lake District, far from her home...and her demons. But Alex is not what he seems. And when Kaitlyn's world begins to crumble before her eyes, she realises she barely knows the man she has agreed to spend the rest of her life with.
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OMG! Such a capturing story
- By Mike & Dakoda on 08-22-18
By: Diane Jeffrey
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Bo Blackman
- The Complete Series
- By: Helen Harper
- Narrated by: Saskia Maarleveld
- Length: 55 hrs and 19 mins
- Unabridged
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Bo Blackman is forced to live with her newfound status as a celebrity. She's still determined, however, to solve the mystery of Tobias Renfrew, the daemon billionaire who disappeared over fifty years ago.
By: Helen Harper
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The Flaw in All Magic
- Magebreakers, Book 1
- By: Ben S. Dobson
- Narrated by: Travis Baldree
- Length: 6 hrs and 31 mins
- Unabridged
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In a world of elves and dwarves and sprites and mages, Tane Carver is a human with no gift but his wits. Which, to be fair, did get him into the world's most prestigious university of magical technology. For a while. Until his lack of magic was discovered. And then it all came crashing down. But when a student is murdered on campus behind unbreakable wards, Tane gets a second chance. Solving an impossible crime should be easy for the man who fooled the university's best mages for years. Except he's not counting on the head constable being an old flame who isn't so fond of him anymore.
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Amazing Mystery at its Fantasy Finest!
- By FlameHaze on 12-11-18
By: Ben S. Dobson
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Dragon Thief
- The Skystone Chronicles, Book 1
- By: Blake and Raven Penn
- Narrated by: Brad Witbeck, Rylee Haviland
- Length: 15 hrs and 29 mins
- Unabridged
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Asher of Steel Rim fancies himself a halfway-decent thief, but not exactly the realm’s most popular guy. As an outcast among outcasts, some hate him for his scale-tipped, pointed ears. Others prefer to wish him dead because he’s a magi in a land where those born with etherarchy are outlawed.
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Dynamic Storytelling
- By Kindle Customer on 05-09-24
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Las Vegas Paranormal Police Department
- Unleashed Box Set: Hilarious Urban Fantasy Thrillers (Paranormal Police Department Completed Box Sets, Book 1)
- By: John P. Logsdon, Christopher P. Young
- Narrated by: John P. Logsdon
- Length: 35 hrs and 35 mins
- Unabridged
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Ian Dex is a genetically engineered man who has abilities from all classes in the supernatural spectrum. He's also the chief of the Las Vegas Paranormal Police Department (PPD). His job is to monitor all supers and their involvement in the world of normals. A group of ubernaturals has recently descended on the city, forcing Ian and his crew have to put everything on the line to control the ensuing chaos. While the crew of the Las Vegas PPD aren't exactly strangers when it comes to dealing with death, destruction, and mayhem, fighting these new powerful beasts is admittedly taking its toll.
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Narrator doing the best he could with the source material.
- By Billy Carelock on 04-11-24
By: John P. Logsdon, and others
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Alien: Covenant Origins
- The Official Prequel to the Blockbuster Film
- By: Alan Dean Foster
- Narrated by: Tom Taylorson
- Length: 8 hrs and 31 mins
- Unabridged
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The Covenant mission is the most ambitious endeavor in the history of Weyland-Yutani. A ship bound for Origae-6, carrying 2,000 colonists beyond the limits of known space, this is a make-or-break investment for the corporation - and for the future of all mankind. Yet there are those who would die to stop the mission. As the colony ship hovers in Earth orbit, several violent events reveal a deadly conspiracy to sabotage the launch.
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Great narrator, lackluster writing
- By Tobie on 06-28-18
By: Alan Dean Foster
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- Joshua
- 04-20-24
New Narrator Please!
I enjoyed the story for as long as I could. The narrator ruin to book for me. The lack of character voice changes and the speak pattern is very hard to listen to. I powered through until the sixth chapter to see if I can get use to it, but I couldn't. This is a shame, the storyline seems really good, too!
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- Lucky
- 04-11-24
Story is good could use a narrator
I like the books. They have a lot of good elements and I think the characters are fun to follow. I know the writer is the narrator…. Maybe if I was English I could follow him better but I’m not so I find his pacing and pronunciation hard to follow at times. The story keeps me in it and I’m about 12 hours in so far so I’m sure I’ll keep going. So I would recommend the story for sure but i struggle with the choice to self narrate.
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- Joseph
- 04-16-24
Heads up I did rerurn it and could not finish it.
I will say this. I always give a book enough time and very rarely do I ever return a book. I have over 700 titles in my library and in my 15 plus years of using this service this is maybe one of 10 books I’ve returned. The narrator/actor has a lot to do with why I buy books. I have gotten into stories just because the person reading it made it worthwhile. I have moved from action stories into many more genre’s just because of the narrator. But I honestly don’t think anyone could help this book. The author/narrator doesn’t do that for me at all. The story seemed to be a great idea on the surface,but it didn’t go that way and was just got way too clunky and really hard to follow or even care. I like to be lost in a story and forget the outside world for a bit. This story didn’t do that for me, it actually made me want to stop reading and go back to work. This is my opinion only and I would suggest that you might want to give it a chance for me that lasted about 2hrs to long. Hope this helps.
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