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Sabina Kane doesn't really fit in. And being an assassin doesn't help matters. But she's never brought her work home. Until now. Sabina's latest mission is uncomfortably complex and threatens the fragile peace between the vampire and mage races. As she scrambles to figure out which side she's on, she uncovers a tangled political web, some nasty facts about her family, and some unexpected new talents. Any of these things could be worryingly life changing, but together they could be lethal.
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One of the Worst Books I've "Read"
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The Book of Levi
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How do you raise a boy who can bend reality with his mind? How do you keep him levelheaded, sane, and good? Raising any child is a tremendous undertaking, let alone one blessed by the goddess herself. Levi Guildersleeve, retired soldier and successful collector of rare books, finds himself as the only male role model of the most powerful witch ever born.
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This could have been amazing, went on too long.
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Kitty and The Midnight Hour
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Kitty Norville is a midnight-shift DJ for a Denver radio station---and a werewolf in the closet. Sick of lame song requests, she accidentally starts "The Midnight Hour," a late-night advice show for the supernaturally disadvantaged. After desperate vampires, werewolves, and witches across the country begin calling in to share their woes, her new show is a raging success.
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BILL CLINTON WAS A WEREWOLF
- By Jim "The Impatient" on 09-27-17
By: Carrie Vaughn
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Graveyard Shift
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Alex Menkaure, former pharaoh and mummy, and his vampire partner, Marcus, born in ancient Rome, are vice cops in a special Miami police unit. They fight to keep the streets safe from criminal vampires, shape-shifters, bootleg blood dealers, and anti-vampire vigilantes. When poisoned artificial blood drives vampires to murder, the city threatens to tear itself apart. Only an unlikely alliance with former opponents can give Alex and Marcus a fighting chance against an ancient vampire conspiracy.
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Vampires and humans living in harmony?
- By Anne on 03-23-18
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Vampire Academy
- By: Richelle Mead
- Narrated by: Stephanie Wolf
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St. Vladimir’s Academy isn’t just any boarding school—it’s a hidden place where vampires are educated in the ways of magic, and half-human teens train to protect them. Rose Hathaway is a Dhampir, a bodyguard for her best friend Lissa, a Moroi Vampire Princess. They’ve been on the run, but now, they’re being dragged back to St. Vladimir’s—the very place where they’re most in danger....
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Narrator is awful. They should re-record this book!
- By Amazon Customer on 12-18-18
By: Richelle Mead
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Way of the Wolf: Shifter Legacies 1
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Doctor David Lephmann wants nothing more than to learn about and help the less fortunate, and his new post at Mercy Hospital is the perfect place to do both. His mentor is desperate for the help, and welcomes him to a world of nonhuman customs and strange magics. One night after a long day at the hospital, David is confronted by the reality of life among monsters, when he intervenes in a fight he knows nothing about. He takes a side, and his life is changed forever.
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Vamps Wolves and more
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Bodyguard Celia Graves has definitely accepted her share of weird assignments, both human and supernatural. But her newest job takes the cake. Guarding a prince from terrorists and religious fundamentalists is hard enough, but it seems like the entire supernatural world is after this guy too. When she is betrayed by those she is employed to help, and everything goes horribly wrong, Celia wakes to find herself transformed. Neither human nor vampire, Celia has become an abomination-something that should not exist-and now both human and supernatural alike want her dead.
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Blood Song
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A call from a distraught wife, and another from Lt. Murphy of the Chicago PD Special Investigation Unit makes Harry believe things are looking up, but they are about to get worse, much worse. Someone is harnessing immense supernatural forces to commit a series of grisly murders. Someone has violated the first law of magic: Thou Shalt Not Kill. Tracking that someone takes Harry into the dangerous underbelly of Chicago, from mobsters to vampires....
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Excellent Story, Distracting Sound Engineering
- By Tom on 05-20-10
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After three centuries trapped underground, thousand-year-old Yulric Bile, also known as The Cursed One, The Devil's Apprentice, He Who Worships the Slumbering Horrors, awakens only to find that no one believes he is a vampire. Apparently he's just too ugly. Modern vampires, he soon discovers, are pretty, weak, and, most disturbing of all, good.
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Blood, Guts and lots of laughs!
- By Aaron on 08-27-16
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Wild Hunger
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In the first thrilling installment of Chloe Neill's spinoff to the New York Times best-selling Chicagoland Vampires series, a new vampire will find out just how deep blood ties run. As the only vampire child ever born, some believed Elisa Sullivan had all the luck. But the magic that helped bring her into the world left her with a dark secret. Shifter Connor Keene, the only son of North American Central Pack Apex Gabriel Keene, is the only one she trusts with it. But she's a vampire and the daughter of a Master and a Sentinel, and he's prince of the Pack and its future king.
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Rated PG 13 for violence; no intimacy!
- By V from Kansas on 03-05-19
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Dead to Me
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A new urban fantasy featuring a man working on the right side of the law - with talents that come from left field. Psychometry - the power to touch an object and divine information about its history - has meant a life of petty crime for Simon Canderous, but now he's gone over to the good side. At New York's underfunded and (mostly) secret Department of Extraordinary Affairs, he's learning about red tape, office politics, and the basics of paranormal investigation. But it's not the paperwork that has him breathless.
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Fun - worth the credit
- By BikeVON on 08-03-12
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Bitten
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Elena Michaels is the world’s only female werewolf. And she’s tired of it. Tired of a life spent hiding and protecting, a life where her most important job is hunting down rogue werewolves. Tired of a world that not only accepts the worst in her–her temper, her violence—but requires it. Worst of all, she realizes she’s growing content with that life, with being that person.
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Definitely written in the 2000s
- By Kathy Kuwano on 07-16-22
By: Kelley Armstrong
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- R. MCRACKAN
- 07-22-22
Every inch as good as the original unabridged
After hearing lovely 7 books with the same narrator, it's quite unsettling at first to hear the full cast.
I was disappointed when it first began. What's the point of full cast if it's just one guy monologuing with a few extra sound effects? That gets fixed pretty quickly. This series accumulates characters one at a time and lets you get to know one before meeting another. It doesn't take long before it has rich dialog and it's no longer just Fred's monologue.
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- Stephan
- 07-02-23
great listen. looking forward to the series
this would make for a great movie or series adaptation. the voice acting in this was superb.
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- Anonymous User
- 07-24-23
Love it
I heard the 2nd book then this. Now I am addicted with this series.
The story is light and fun, while the performances are superb. It really feels like a movie in your mind.
I hope the really make a series or movie from this
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- alan scarlett
- 05-15-24
Love the supernatural.
I love this story I hope there's more they're only seems to be five chapters I love it I want more Fred
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- RJ
- 08-23-21
totally entertaining
I really enjoy this format, it's like a play but for your ears. I like the Fred series. The premise of a boring vampire is super entertaining. I don't think I'd read this as a book, but as a play/radio show format, it's great.
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- Miget Kids
- 01-29-21
Thought I was just getting another book...
I got a dramatized adaptation & LOVED IT! Good job all around. I’ll look for more of these. I originally purchased because I enjoy this author.
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- Marshall Kelloway
- 03-25-21
4.75 out of 5
This new "full cast" version is great, but I miss the voices Kirby Heyborne gave for Fred and Gideon
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- Sadie
- 06-13-23
Fantasy Realism Done Beautifully!
Maybe I'm just a stickler for details, but I am always bogged down by the bureaucratic plot holes that often exist in fantasy - I know... that's super boring of me, but it's an aspect that distracts me constantly, completely rendering suspension impossible! Happily, no such issue exists in this series... & it's probably one of the savviest in that realm I've ever personally encountered. Now, don't get me wrong, I can see how that might sound unappealing, maybe even boring, but the series itself is anything but.
Sure, the beginning might be considered slow, but it's not any different from the start of any other series. It doesn't always start you in the middle of the action, but it still manages to capture the imagination seamlessly. Listening to the amazing, full cast & sound performance just adds an extra layer of immersion I didn't even think possible for an audiobook, it's honestly so comforting! I could see myself enjoying this series over & over again!
I read some of the reviews prior to purchase & I admit that they made me hesitant at first, but the unique quality of the plot was too big a draw! The classic, smooth vampire is boring, we all know everything about THAT character!! Fred is unique & charming in an affable way, a character that is enjoyable to spend time experiencing; his fairly normal views provide a grounding, relatable look at the fantastical world he's discovering while the bureaucratic layer tailored to his knowledge creates an extra layer beneath which to suspend reality.
Fred is a modern hero, the kind any of us could be given the same circumstances & I love that about him. Besides... Crystal is the real showstopper & seeing a strong female through the eyes of Fred is something special. Just buy it, but get this version, it's gold!
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- Brothanoomsy
- 01-27-21
This was fun!
I like Kirby Heybourne. I like his audiobooks. But this is not an audiobook. It is a radio drama and it is done very well. Graphic Audio was up to their normal, high quality, standards. It is like an abridged version of the book, but without losing anything. I enjoyed the background sounds and music. This is not for people who listen to go to sleep. You won't fall asleep during this. It will keep you awake if you need something to keep your attention and stay alert. The story is 5 star, The production is 5 star. The cast did an outstanding job. This is a great book, too. If you have not read it, please consider the series as told by Kirby. I noticed the second book will be released soon. I'll be buying that as well.
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- Jeff
- 05-23-22
My New Obsession!
A great, random discovery! I didn't know it would turn out so great and that it would become my new series to binge as I drive to and from work! I adore that there are multiple mysteries per book and that it creates its own supernatural world within the human one.
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